I wish to be the next contestant on american gameshow The Price is Right.
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Granted. You feel a little regret not asking for a partner within theanimaliakingdom, and you're not quite sure what species of fungi she is.
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Granted. 4 exact clones of Not_Mafia join for the sole purpose of trolling the shit out of your game.
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Granted. You now have a cat's tounge and flexibility, and an insatiable urge to groom yourself.
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Granted.
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Granted. You come to realize, to your dismay, that the best parts of your teenage years weren't really that great, leaving you with a lurking feeling of dysphoria that never really fades away.
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Granted. Instead of breaking, appliances run more and more slowly as time goes on, completely ruining your cup of coffee in the morning.
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Granted. They drive him into manslaughter instead.
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Granted. With no alterations or additions, you unceremoniously throw it out onto the internet as a "finished" work.
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Granted. As previously mentioned, all life on Earth has recently ended, making for a rather lonesome and chilling experience.
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Granted. Much like transformers, you have the ability to transform into a panther fur upholstered motorbike.
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Granted. The dishes run several advertising campaigns which greenwash the environmental impacts of disposable dishware.
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Granted. While they might realize just how out of touch their beliefs are with reality, they use this as further evidence that reality is wrong, bolstering their beliefs more.
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Granted. With the world not being unbearably hateful, negative terms to refer to someone are eliminated completely. There no longer exists words to describe your skill at chess.
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Granted. These supposedly "new" dining room furnishings smell strongly of fish.
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Granted. A team of mice coat and cover the smell of fish with the smell of various cheeses.
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Granted. The optics of having nothing bad happen to you becomes much more appealing to bad people, causing those that have power and influence over the media to bend it to their will, fooling the masses into believing that they must be righteous as nothing bad hath fallen onto them.
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Granted. It'll still be spoiled just the same.
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Granted. You grow new and exotic body parts for your cat to play with. You still get scratched up just the same.
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Granted. You, specifically, have a good life, at the expense of everyone else. You remain oblivious of this fact, to remain feeling happy and satisfied.
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Granted. You become incapable of playing chess.
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We are unable to fulfill this wish at this time due to the wish being corrupted in memory. We apologize for this inconvinience.
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Granted. Due to the aforementioned total destruction of my oil refineries by those biters those bastards, the experiments are lengthened due to multiple critical lacks of materials including explosives, plastics, and batteries. The projected timeline of the experiments are lengthened by decades, giving vonflare multiple years to recover after each test.
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Granted. We ramp up the pollution production, choking out many millions of bunnies (and annoying the biters.)
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Granted, you now have something much worse, the inability to see your work as anything other than a bunch of crappy patchwork poorly masquerading as a story.
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Granted. It'll be sad to see you leave the red shores of MafiaScum, but sometimes we must say goodbye to the calm waters of home to explore the deep blue rapids of-
Man, you look awful. The sea didn't treat you that well, did it?
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Granted. She loves the outside of it a hell of a lot better than any other part.
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Granted. You transform into an anthropomorphic cougar, but without the opposable thumbs, or the coding skills.
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Granted. It tastes.. fleshlike. While you can't confirm that it isn't a certain MS user, you also can't rule it out.
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Granted. You were the one who they teleported bread to for 3 days.
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Okay Mr. Coug.
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*nom nom nom*
Ooo, Fugi! How did you know it's poison was my favorite!! It's like what wasabi is to hot sauce, very spicy.
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Granted. You learn that, no, in fact, there exist no answers to your identity crisis.
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Granted. Such a tragedy then, to find that he does not feel the same for you.
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Granted. You are able to perfectly flambé any substance. This goes terribly wrong after you decide to flambé an explosive substance by misteak.
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Granted. Your choices are The Matrix, Inception, or TeneT. This will likely be the longest 24 hours you'll ever experience with nothing to show for it.
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