Survivor: Over The Top (Season 3 Episode 3)

[Malkon05]

Anna started to bond hardcore with Mikayla like...really hard core. They were braiding each others hair and gabbing, talking about Brendan and Vince.

WELL. TONY DONT LIKE BEING REPLACED. So he took pieces of the burn book and started throwing them everywhere while everyone else was off bonding in the ocean and lathering each other up with soap or something because sexy times on the beach. But Tony just wouldn't stand for it.

Everyone else walked back looking at their pictures with terrible things all over them. Whoever wrote those things must be truly awful, however no one knows who did it. There was even one for Tony that said "Big Fugly Slut" on it (he wrote it himself but he'd never say). After some tears and harsh words, people got really pissy and started suspecting each other...

Eventually it turned into this whole thing.

UNFORTUNATELY Tony failed to split up Anna and Mikayla, though he did stir up some drama revealing that Brendan...IS ACTUALLY STRAIGHT?!?!?!?!

WELL NO ONE CAN TOLERATE HAVING A STRAIGHT GUY ON THE ISLAND AND WENT TO VOTE HIS ASS OUT FASTER THAN YOU CAN DOWN A PINA COLADA.

However, Anna and Mikayla missed the memo and voted with Brendan...

Anna is shooting Tony all sorts of dirty looks and looks like she wants to rip his face off...like the wildebeasts do in Africa.

HOW WILL THIS PLAY OUT WITH THE MERGE?!?!?!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll count the votes.

Spoiler: 1st vote

Spoiler: 2nd vote

Spoiler: 3rd vote

Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: 5th vote

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Spoiler: 7th vote

Spoiler: 8th vote

Spoiler: 9th vote

Spoiler: final vote

It's a 2-2-2-2 tie. Everyone, it is time to revote. You may now only vote for Vince, Mikayla, Anna, or Tony. You have

(expired on 2016-12-07 01:55:11)

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Spoiler: Voting Chart

[Malkon05]

After the betrayal of Anna by Tony, The Plastics, somehow having all four survived to the merge so far, did not see eye to eye. There was a big blow up between Anna and Tony about the last vote which sent a rift through the alliance and shattered what little faith they had in each other.

Anna went crying back to Mikayla and totally braided her hair gabbing about how Tony is the biggest bitch on the island and how horrible he is and how annoying he is. She and Mikayla realized then and there that the only way they could get through this was to get the girls to stick together. Thus, the plan for an all female alliance was born. They first went to Becky who...seemed to be in her own little world talking to herself and continuing to speak to someone named "Yul." Which...if Anna was still into the Spy Shack Burn Book she'd have totally written something in it. Then they went to Neleh who kept trying to uncomfortably flirt with Vince, but ultimately they did get the message to it as she blinked at them. Then Tina was next on the list and...she didn't really seem to respond, just sorta stared into space looking like she was on the brink of death. And finally... Teresa... Anna hadn't spoken to Teresa since premerge and knew after The Plastics blow up, that Teresa probably wouldn't be too receptive...

Teresa was glad to see the others at first, and then saw the page about her in the Burn Book and realized Tony had written it all. SHE WAS LIVID. HOW DARE HE INSULT HER USE OF THE WORD FETCH. WELLL! It was time to make him pay for it. Once Anna came over and pitched an all female alliance, she was grinning ear to ear. However, Mikayla and Anna were trying to pitch Vince, and...Teresa wanted to go for the queen bee and crown herself as the new ruler of the island...being on the power trip of splitting up Dan and Dave kinda did that to her, like totally. She put on her cute, pink hat, and approached Tina for getting rid of her former BFF (that she spent all of pre production with). Tina just...sorta looked off into the distance and nodded a little bit, looking decrepit. Now it was time to reconnect with Neleh and Dan for the plan.

After breaking down over the immunity, Dan walked over to Dave and gave him passing glances...

Then it happened.

With one rub of his moob to indicate that it was going to rain...a tear ran down his cheek.

Then there was passionate make out followed by...unspeakables.

Needless to say, he wasn't over his showmance and clearly, neither was Dave. After rekindling post merge and talking about options, they decided not to turn on each other again and try to run the game as a secret power couple. However, Dan knew the only way to do this was to break up the Plastics...and that would come from making them each vote for a separate person. So once Teresa approached Dan (no longer with Dave at the moment) and pitched getting rid of Tony, all he needed to do now was wait for the right time to let Tony know, but not actually vote for Tony. He knew after The Plastics blow up from the night before that Anna and Tony were on thin ice...so rather than go to Tony now, all he had to do...was swing a vote or two Anna's way to plant the seed of doubt in Tony's mind...

Tony was livid with Anna for being so butthurt about the other day. She should just be grateful he discovered her and let her into The Plastics in the first place. How dare she get pissy with him and turn on him. This allowed him some time in his own private Spy Shack session to blow off steam. Then he saw Becky talking to herself and talking about how "Yul is the greatest and he should bear my children and make me his sex slave." And he couldn't stand for it. IF ANYONE SHOULD BE THE CHILD GIVERS AND SEX SLAVE OWNERS IT SHOULD BE HIM AND NO ONE ELSE. Therefore he decided to vote out Becky for that reasoning. If he couldn't have her, no one would.

Dan checked in with Anna, assuring her that he'd vote Vince with her...and checked in with Tony, assuring him that he'd vote Becky with him...when in reality it was time to stir the pot.

He and Dave were trying really hard to hide their rekindled showmance and he faked still being with Neleh that night to keep the ruse up.

AND THAT IS HOW THE PLASTICS ALL VOTED FOR A DIFFERENT PERSON #FAILEDPRESHOWALLIANCEBASEDONMEANGIRLS

[pablito]

Dave didn't know how to approach the merge and his "friendship" with Dan. On one hand, he was happy that he found Neleh. On the other hand, he was happy to know that Dan is just a filthy manwhore. He was ready to crush on Vince. Dave went to Vince and asked him if he liked "spontaneous, fun-loving bros who sometimes crush on other bros. more like sea cucumbers than coconuts." Vince realized that Dave was not the alpha male and therefore just kinda ignored him. However, Dave needed the love of someone and followed Dave like a puppy. Vince told Dave to vote Anna so he did that. Later on Dave managed to rekindle the sunrise canteen moments with Dan. While they managed to find a suspended second where nothing else but their presence mattered, they also knew that being seen around each other too much would be the death knell. So Dave shuffled off toward Teresa just to sit with her and hide his relationship with his long, lost lover. Even more heartbreaking is that Dan and Dave both voted Anna without even discussing it. That's how in sync they are.

Mikayla heard that Vince didn't like her. In fact, she was confused, because every single moment she was leaning over the clothes to clean them, she'd find Vince just staring at her from the distance while licking his lips. Mikayla was confused. She voted Vince last time and thought he didn't like her, but then later on she thought he might be a potential client who would pay to watch her eat raspberry jello and drink strawberry lemonade while he was viewing through a telescope. She didn't know whether he wanted to objectify her or objectify her. Most of all though, Mikayla just voted however her hair-braiding friend told her to. If Anna wore army pants and flip flops, Mikayla would too.

Neleh heard Mikayla say the word Jesus during the immunity challenge. As a result, Neleh thought Mikayla was Muslim, so Neleh just voted her out instead of trying to have to talk to someone who was Muslim. Neleh heard that all Muslims are evil and therefore she needs to blame everything on them. Because heleN sinneD wants out those heathens who totally praise Jesus. And Vince convinced Neleh that he's totally ready to allow Jesus into his heart and that voting out Mikayla was the best way to do so.

[Save The Dragons]

Sometime during the afternoon, Becky ran off from camp and waited. And waited. And waited. The sun started to go down, and production informed her she needed to grab her torch and head to tribal council. Yul usually came and told her what to do right before she went. Who would she votsey-outsie now? She tried her best to think how Yul would think, to look at the faces of people and somehow guess how they were voting. She noticed that Anna and Mikayla kept looking at Neleh as she blinked at them again and again. A secret signal? Or just random blinking? So many possibilities towards its meaning. Becky was confused and wrote Neleh's name, hoping it would hit with other people.

Vince was starting to really talk to the people on his tribe. He had to assert his dominance as alpha male, but he also was noticing there were some pretty attractive people on this island. He tried his usual line (saying "Did you know that coconut trees have three genders?" in a really sexy voice, to which most of the time people responded with "That's not really that sexy. Nor is it accurate. I thought you were a coconut salesman? I'm not really sure I want to buy any coconuts from you anymore...") and like clockwork it worked on no one on the island. He was surprised to see people here weren't smart enough to know facts he made up. But that's why he was Vince Sly, alpha male. But his biggest competition was still on this island. He stalker Mikayla like a cat, but like out in the open, so like not a very good one. She watched her as Anna told her how to vote, how Mikayla had doubts, but Anna wouldn't take anything else for an answer and made her change her mind. Thus, Mikayla folded, like every alpha male Vince had ever known was wont to do. But how to get her out? He went to Neleh and began to talk to her about this Jesus fellow. He didn't know much about him, but he was a coconut salesman. He couldn't sell ice to an eskimo, come on, they don't need it that's ridiculous, but he could sell coconuts to a person who actually for some reason wanted a coconut in the moment they approached him. But he didn't really have much time to talk with other people, between watching his competition for alpha male and hearing some choice words about religion from Neleh.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll count the revotes.

Spoiler: 1st vote

Spoiler: 2nd vote

Spoiler: 3rd vote

Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: 5th vote

Spoiler: final vote

Spoiler: Voting Chart

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Reward challenge: Each person stands inside the white circle of a target and throws their boomerang, aiming for the red flag in the center of the target. The winner receives a full meal, consisting of smoked salmon and shrimp, grilled chicken, pasta, Greek salad, rolls, and dessert.

Original Roll String: 1d9

1 9-Sided Dice: (9) = 9

Immunity challenge: Connect the ropes to the poles to make as many squares as possible. The castaway with the most number of squares at the end of the game will win immunity.

Original Roll String: 1d9

1 9-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 8}

{Becky Lee, Dan Barry, Dave Johnson, Mikayla Wingle}
{Neleh Dennis, Teresa Cooper, Tina Wesson, Tony Vlachos, Vince Sly}

Neleh! Wins! Immunity!

(expired on 2016-12-07 15:45:14)

to vote!!

[Malkon05]

And thus, the Cady Heron of The Plastics was voted out.

Here's how it went down:

After the vote was cast, Tony was LIVID with Anna. Anna swore right back at him saying she didn't vote him, but he WAS NOT HAVING IT AT ALL. He started on a rant about how he discovered her and she basically just turned on him like the "little skank princess whore" that she was. Then he went on to go say "take your white ass back home to Africa where you belong you *#*$&*#*#*#." Needless to say a lot of bleeping happened. He then turned to the others, pleading with them to keep him in and that he'll change and be better and go back to his rugby roots and be humble and stop trying to be queen bee because he just "loves everyone so much."

Anna just rolled her eyes and pointed out that she did not vote for Tony and he's a loose psychopath cannon whose mother uses her chihuahua to bite her fake nipples. She's a humble good girl who only wants the best for everything and rainbows and kittens and "poor me it's not my fault."

All the other two people who were tied had to do was shut up and let the blow up happen.

Teresa watched this all unfold, realizing The Plastics were done, but that there was an opportunity to #maketheplasticsgreatagain by getting rid of Anna. She decided it was time to set her differences with Tony aside and make her Toaster Strudel Billionaire father proud of her and stick with her friends...despite having caused the tie with her vote for Tony. In the revote, she rejoined the others saying "how fetch it would be" for the original plastics to be stronger again.

Dan decided...why fix a good thing and voted with his lover Dave to make sure Anna's fate was sealed once and for all. Step 1 of getting rid of the plastics (for Dave), remove the "technically good physique." With the best physique of the group gone, he only had two more steps to accomplish: Get rid of high-status man-candy aka Tony and then the Evil Band of Loyal Follower aka Teresa... He just had to play it super under the radar from now on.

As Anna left, she admitted "I put a drug into your food to make you more fat." And winked at Tony as she left, cackling. Tony looked at his gut...then at the food he was eating to try and get skinnier and began to scream.

"ANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[pablito]

Neleh heard that Vince was a man after her heart. So she proposed to him on national TV and he deferred his answer. That was enough for her so she voted Mikayla again because once a wifew forever a wife even if he hasn't accepted yet.

Dave quickly wondered how Neleh could swing from Dan to Vince so quickly. I mean he wanted Vince as his back up, but then Vince just flipped like that. Dave will never find tru luv even if he did have a Dan in his back pocket. So Dave asked Teresa his new bestie about who made Dan break up with him because he knew there was no way possible Dan and Neleh could be such man chasers...someone else was up to nefarious secret plans. Teresa told him "Anna" so she was dead to him.

Mikayla wondered what Vince had against her. All she did was that she wanted to touch his hair. She couldn't understand that was offensive. I mean she has other male friends who let her do that. That doesn't mean she's racist? Then Mikayla ate another hot dog and braided its hair in honor of Anna.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Braiding hair. <3

[CuddlyCaucasian]

bump!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

waiting on more votes

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Voter turnout is low but results

Spoiler: 1st vote

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Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: 5th vote

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Spoiler: 8th vote

Spoiler: final vote

Tina Wesson has been evicted

Spoiler: Voting Chart

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Reward challenge: The castaways, in pairs, will compete in an obstacle course where the partners must remain together. The winning team receives a helicopter ride to the Great Barrier Reef where they will have lunch and snorkel.

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Immunity challenge: Each person will stand on a tower in the water and, connected by a rope, try to knock the other person off balance into the water. The winners move on to a shaky beam, and the finalists square off on unsteady platforms.

Original Roll String: 1d8

1 8-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 9}

{Becky Lee, Dan Barry, Dave Johnson, Mikayla Wingle}
{Neleh Dennis, Teresa Cooper, Tony Vlachos, Vince Sly}

heleN sinneD is a CHALLENGE BEAST.

(expired on 2016-12-08 15:30:32)

to vote

[Shadoweh]

Just pretend I keep voting Dave until he's evict... wait where is he
...oh I think I've been meaning to vote Dan this whole time

[Xalxe]

TINA NO

[Cheery Dog]

But who was her partner in the reward challenge?

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll count the votes!

Spoiler: 1st vote

Spoiler: 2nd vote

Spoiler: 3rd vote

Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: 5th vote

Spoiler: 6th vote

Spoiler: 7th vote

Spoiler: final vote

Spoiler: Voting Chart

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Kucha sure is getting Tagi'd huh?

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Immunity challenge: Each person must create fire in a fire bucket on one side of a scale, then by adding water to another bucket with a hole in it, tilt the scale to raise the fire bucket to light a fuse.

Original Roll String: 1d7

1 7-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 10}

{Becky Lee, Dan Barry, Dave Johnson}
{Neleh Dennis, Teresa Cooper, Tony Vlachos, Vince Sly}

T-Bird wins her first immunity, and Ogakor now has a majority :O What will happen??

(expired on 2016-12-08 22:36:25)

to vote.

[pablito]

Dave started flirting more with Mikayla because he was trying to get Vince out and wanted to split them all up. So Dan got jelly and forced Dave to vote out Mikayla. But you know what? Dave doesn't care about what Dan wants anymore. Dave is a strong, independent man and he wants to wear the pants in the relationship. Just because some super smart astronaut wants to vote out and socially isolate him, it doesn't mean that Dan gets to be the one in control here. Dave thought to himself "I deserve friends too!". Dave just wants to love everyone and have friends too. Even though he voted along with Dan last time, he just really wanted to be someone for once and get out of Dan's shadow.

Mikayla had started flirting with Dave and managed to align with them last round to take out Tina. But soon she found herself on the outs because heleN sinneD hated her for no reason. With Dave and Dan disappearing together every single free moment, she was a bit lost and she freaked out because Vince started stalking her again and heleN sinneD, his new wife (without his consent) kept sticking her tongue out at her. Mikayla started praying to Brandon Hantz that a miracle would happen and they'd let her stay because America wants her to buy new boobs, but alas, the majority voted her out instead, including her former alliancemates the DoubleDs.

heleN sinneD was happy that she was pronounced wife of Vince (without his consent), and then she voted out that Buddhist Mikayla. heleN sinneD was a bit angry at Tony though, especially since her super secret alliancemate Teresa kept wanting to vote him out. heleN was just a follower anyway.

[Malkon05]

The episode with Tina was...really freaking simple...well except for Tony who, despite being part of The Plastics, still has only actually voted once with anyone he's aligned with. Oh and Teresa, who just threw a vote on Tony as to not get her "ally" Teresa mad. However, with the use of his Spy Shack, he noticed that Dave and Dan weren't as "broken up" as they'd lead others to believe. he used this information to get Mikayla on board to try and blindside his Plastic's lover and take the man for himself again. She ate it up. However, this caused a...HUGE Blow up at tribal council ending in Tony once again not voting with his actual allies and trying to mess shit up. That's kinda what he's good at, he's queen bee obviously.

After the absent minded Tina left the game, Teresa knew she had to rely on her two puppets Dan and Neleh to do her bidding. However, with Dan and Dave basically eye fucking each other, she knew that she needed some extra insurance. So she approached vapid Becky who was still basically calling everyone Yul and making googly eyes at them. She pretended to be Yul, using her best Yul voice to say "ITS THE WILL OF YUL TO VOTE OUT MIKAYLA." Apparently that worked. She just sat there, with her immunity around her neck, nose wrinkling in pleasure as the other left. She just needed to use her illegal daddy's money to keep going far, wear more pink, and smile her ass off and they'd literally hand her $1 million.

Dan was basically smitten at this point. He couldn't see anything but Dave. Even when Dave was mad he was cute. Every confessional he's practically drawing little hearts in the sky when he starts talking about Dave. He starts wondering when they will have babies and fuck on the beach and buy rogaine together...it's all rainbows and sunshine for him. He doesn't even care what happens and he'd basically do anything for Dave. Including voting for Mikayla...which...was totally...his idea... >.>