Roll to Dodge: Facedown and Thirsty Reboot

[yellowbounder]

Let's get the old gang together. And a new gang.

Roll to Dodge is a fun roleplaying-esque game for a bunch of people. You do an action, and then the mod rolls a die to determine the outcome.

The numbers on the six sided die are marked as follows:
1) Epic fail
2) Kinda fail
3) Kinda success
4) Success
5) Perfect success
6) Overshoot

In the past, I ran one of these games, and it was quite good for a while.

• Anyone can participate! If you haven't done anything yet, then you're facedown and thirsty.
  
• More ambitious actions will fail more severely, be warned
  
• If you die, then after a bit, you can try to wake up facedown on the bed again.
  
• Is there a plot? That's for me to know, and you to find out.
  
• This should be casual tomfoolery, so enjoy yourselves?
  
• I'll try to process actions as often as I can, whenever there's a bunch of them, or some time has passed

So, shall we?

[yellowbounder]

You wake up on a bed: naked, facedown and thirsty.

What do you do?

[Quilford]

Get up and search for sources of clothes and water.

[yellowbounder]

Get up and search for sources of clothes and water.

6

: You hurl yourself off the bed, and crash into the wardrobe on the other side of the room. A large number of the fur coats fall onto you.

[Quilford]

I look inside the wardrobe, searching for underwear, a shirt, and pants (or something alike).

[Cheery Dog]

Go and open the curtains.

[animorpherv1]

Find clothes.

(Just so everyone knows, we're all playing as our own character)

[Kcdaspot]

we have dice tags so....

[yellowbounder]

I look inside the wardrobe, searching for underwear, a shirt, and pants (or something alike).

1

: You are concussed from the impact. Confused, you start looking for clothes

outside

of the wardrobe. You are unsuccessful.

Go and open the curtains.

4

: The curtains are open, shining light on the collection of people crammed into this small bedroom. You can see a pastoral country landscape outside.

Find clothes.

(Just so everyone knows, we're all playing as our own character)

3

: You think that everyone knows that they're playing as their own character, but you're not sure. You've found a bunch of fur coats that Quilford is wrapped in, though.

we have dice tags so....

Yeah, but the moderators of these games do the resolution. So it's cleaner if I roll the dice. I promise I'm not just picking numbers, there is a random process involved.

[animorpherv1]

Find a door.

[quadz08]

Open the window.

[yellowbounder]

Find a door.

2

: You can't find it. You're not sure if this is because there isn't one to find, or that you just rolled a natural 1.

Open the window.

5

: You shove Cheery Dog aside, and ensure that the window is definitely and 100% opened. Look at how opened that damned window is.
You wax and grease and polish the glass while you open it. Fresh country air wafts gently into the room.

Yep, that window is

open

.

[quadz08]

Go out the window!

[animorpherv1]

Shove quadz out the window

Attempt to find a door again.

[yellowbounder]

Go out the window!

5

: You start to majestically decend. However...

Shove quadz out the window

Attempt to find a door again.

1

: You shove quadz out of the window.

quadz08: Roll to Dodge

3

: You land in a cart of hay beneath the window. Your only injuries are whatever happens to naked men who fall into haystacks.
So probably humiliation and a weird scraping feelings?

[quadz08]

I throw the cart into the window.

[animorpherv1]

NO REGRETS!

Now, ONWARDS! FIND A DOOR!

[yellowbounder]

I throw the cart into the window.

1

: You strain pitifully. Your muscles just aren't up to it, just opening the window was a good workout for you.

quadz08: Roll to Dodge

3

: You've probably avoided actually injuring yourself, but you might want to take it easy for a bit.

NO REGRETS!

Now, ONWARDS! FIND A DOOR!

2

: You feel a little regretful. Still can't find a door; you're beginning to suspect there isn't one.

[quadz08]

Open the door for Ani.

[DarkLightA]

Examine the surroundings.

[yellowbounder]

Open the door for Ani.

2

- But you're on the ground? In a haystack? That's not going to happen right now.

Examine the surroundings.

5

- You are in a bedroom, with an open window, looking out on a pastoral landscape.
The double bed is very soft, smells freshly laundered, and is a light purple colour. The sheets are white. There are a number of naked people on it.

There is a door-frame (it's just an open frame, no door) which leads into an en-suite bathroom, tiled in cream and yellow, with a bath, sink and toilet.
A dressing gown hangs on a hook on the wall, which is faded grey.

There are no other visible exits at this time.

There is an open wardrobe with a mound of fur coats spilling out, which appears to be moving and occasionally swearing.
animorpherv1 is wondering around, glancing left and right.

[animorpherv1]

Get better rolls

Find an alternative exit that isn't the window

[yellowbounder]

Get better rolls

Find an alternative exit that isn't the window

6

: Having had enough of this shit, you decide to make your own exit, and bull rush the wardrobe.

Hey, found the door! It was behind the wardrobe, as you smash through it and the wardrobe. Plaster and wood chips fly everywhere.

animorpherv1: Roll to Dodge

1

: Your dignity has been injured. Also, possibly your self respect. And you're covered in fur coats and plaster.

Quilford: Roll to Dodge

5

: Lucky for you, the fur coats protected you from any harm from

Hulkanimorpherv1

.

[animorpherv1]

Hulkanimorpherv1

.

Action: Check surroundings

[yellowbounder]

Hulkanimorpherv1

.

No Roll

: animorpherv1 automatically wins all the games forever, he is simply the best there is

Action: Check surroundings

3

: You're in a landing, there's daylight coming in from a window at the end of a hall. You're surrounded with plaster and woodchips. There are two other doors, and a staircase down, and a staircase up.