One Wish 2.0

[Annadog40]

Note: animorpherv1 wished for a new One wish thread to reset the wishes and mykonian wished I put it in the mishmash so I decided to recreate this thread here since this thread is more game like then a general discussion.



You're walking along one day and you spot a lamp



you notice it's dusty so you rub at it and poof a genie named Annadog40 pops out and says,

"I'm a magical Genie who will grant you only one wish (three is so last season) so choose carefully! What do you wish for?"

So you wish for. . . . .

List of people who have made a wish successfully to me and their wish

1. animorpherv1 - thread reset
   
2. Elekitu - for FB to never have a dragon friend
   
3. RachMarie - to have an income of 10 k per month (120 k per year) every year, for the rest of my life, above and beyond anything I earn biz wise.
   
4. McMenno - the tragic yet humorous extinction of western lowland gorillas by children fallen into their cages
   
5. Mitillos - for a valid mathematical proof that there is no deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3 or not.
   
6. Iprobablysuck - for a new Genie
   
7. Elbirn - To blow up I mean like get big
   
8. Tatsuya Kaname - for a safe plane ticket from Bangkok to Hollywood.
   
9. CooLDoG - a parcel of mail in my mail box with 2 dollars. Notably, this must be actualized in reality, meaning no fucking images of money. I want the actual bill.
   
10. Vampirate - for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for.
    
11. Realeo - for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for. Along with the 7 people who wished *before* him/her. (The original wish is *after*)
    
12. Accountant - Omnipotence
    
13. StaplerTowel - it was still last season so everyone can still make 3 wishes.

[RachMarie]

umm ani is not a hybrid of Fire and Elbirn Ani has been around a long time,

[Annadog40]

umm ani is not a hybrid of Fire and Elbirn Ani has been around a long time,

Fixed. Sig tripped me up. Thanks.

[RachMarie]

so this means I can have a new wish?

[Firebringer]

all we have to do for infinite wishes is one of us just needs to wish for a new thread with wishes reset each time.

#Exploited

[Annadog40]

so this means I can have a new wish?

Yes. All of the wish in the other thread are now gone except for animorpherv1's wish.

[Firebringer]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my dragon friend is gone?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Annadog40]

all we have to do for infinite wishes is one of us just needs to wish for a new thread with wishes reset each time.

#Exploited

Incorrect since by resetting the wishes, you take away what you wished for before.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my dragon friend is gone?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yes

[Elekitu]

I wish for FB to never have a dragon friend

[Annadog40]

I wish for FB to never have a dragon friend

Granted. Poor Firebringer.

[RachMarie]

OK I wish to have an income of 10 k per month (120 k per year) every year, for the rest of my life, above and beyond anything I earn biz wise.

This way I could move where I want immediately, do what I need to do, and cover all my bills plus afford to pay for whatever I need to.

(I would of course then move to Buffalo like next month LOL).

[Annadog40]

OK I wish to have an income of 10 k per month (120 k per year) every year, for the rest of my life, above and beyond anything I earn biz wise.

This way I could move where I want immediately, do what I need to do, and cover all my bills plus afford to pay for whatever I need to.

(I would of course then move to Buffalo like next month LOL).

Granted. You now make 10,000 Iranian Rials a month. At the end of the month, the 10,000 Iranian Rials will rain down on your head from beyond the clouds.

[RachMarie]

OH shit I mean USD

ffs when will I learn

[RachMarie]

let me guess 10 k rials is worth like 3.50 in US currency lol

[Annadog40]

let me guess 10 k rials is worth like 3.50 in US currency lol

Less. You make 32 cents a month.

[RachMarie]

ROFL

[McMenno]

I wish for the tragic yet humorous extinction of western lowland gorillas by children fallen into their cages.

[Iprobablysuck]

I wish for infinite wishes

[Annadog40]

I wish for the tragic yet humorous extinction of western lowland gorillas by children fallen into their cages.

Granted. All of the worlds western lowland gorillas suddenly found themselves caged in open air cages, including the wild ones. Then all of the worlds children were teleported above all of the western lowland gorilla and fell on top of them, crushing them all to death.

I wish for infinite wishes

I said "grant you only one wish" and since this wish is for more than one wish it shall not be granted.

[Mitillos]

I wish for exactly one of the following:
1) a valid mathematical proof that there is no deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3 or not, or
2) a valid mathematical construction for a deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3 or not.

[Annadog40]

I wish for exactly one of the following:
1) a valid mathematical proof that there is no deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3 or not, or
2) a valid mathematical construction for a deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3 or not.

Granted. You now have a valid mathematical proof that there is no deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3. I may or may not have altered some aspect of the universe to fit the proof you now have.

[Mitillos]

I believe that the aspect you altered is my having said proof, because I don't seem to have it.

[Annadog40]

I believe that the aspect you altered is my having said proof, because I don't seem to have it.

I wrote it down on one of your Up Quarks.

[Mitillos]

Nice!

[Iprobablysuck]

K I'll change it. I wish for a new Genie