One Wish 2.0

Elbirn · Post Post #25 (ISO) » Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:34 pm

I wish to blow up

I mean like get big

Annadog40 · Post Post #26 (ISO) » Sat Sep 10, 2016 3:59 am

In post 24, Iprobablysuck wrote:K I'll change it. I wish for a new Genie

Granted! Now you are a Genie, specifically you are my genie and must grant me a wish.

I wish that, after you grant this wish, for you to never be able to grant wishes ever again and for you to never be able to use your genie powers ever again and for it to be impossible for any one else to allow you to grant wishes or to use your genie powers ever.

Elbirn wrote:I wish to blow up

I mean like get big

Granted. In other news the Earth might possibly have gained a new moon.

RachMarie · Post Post #27 (ISO) » Sat Sep 10, 2016 4:40 am

ohhh I LIKE that one

great pic of my internet son indeed

Tatsuya Kaname · Post Post #28 (ISO) » Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:28 pm

I wish for a safe plane ticket from Bangkok to Hollywood.

Annadog40 · Post Post #29 (ISO) » Sat Sep 10, 2016 1:52 pm

In post 28, Tatsuya Kaname wrote:I wish for a safe plane ticket from Bangkok to Hollywood.

Granted.

The plane ticket is 100% safe.

Elbirn · Post Post #30 (ISO) » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:45 pm

Fucking #ded

Firebringer · Post Post #31 (ISO) » Sun Sep 11, 2016 6:30 pm

I am considering my wish heavily

Firebringer · Post Post #32 (ISO) » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:29 pm

Wish redacted.

CooLDoG · Post Post #33 (ISO) » Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:04 pm

could I get a parcel of mail in my mail box with 2 dollars. Notably, this must be actualized in reality, meaning no fucking images of money. I want the actual bill.

Annadog40 · Post Post #34 (ISO) » Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:06 am

In post 33, CooLDoG wrote:could I get a parcel of mail in my mail box with 2 dollars. Notably, this must be actualized in reality, meaning no fucking images of money. I want the actual bill.

Granted. You will get two dollars in your mail box.

Vampirate · Post Post #35 (ISO) » Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:19 pm

I wish for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for.

Annadog40 · Post Post #36 (ISO) » Sat Sep 24, 2016 3:43 am

In post 35, Vampirate wrote:I wish for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for.

Granted. Now the next eight wishers will get 1/8th of the next persons wish.

Realeo · Post Post #37 (ISO) » Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:56 pm

In post 36, Annadog40 wrote:
In post 35, Vampirate wrote:I wish for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for.
Granted. Now the next eight wishers will get 1/8th of the next persons wish.

I would like to wish the same, but along with the 7 people who wished *before* him/her. (The original wish is *after*)

Annadog40 · Post Post #38 (ISO) » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:07 am

In post 37, Realeo wrote:
In post 36, Annadog40 wrote:
In post 35, Vampirate wrote:I wish for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for.
Granted. Now the next eight wishers will get 1/8th of the next persons wish.
I would like to wish the same, but along with the 7 people who wished *before* him/her. (The original wish is *after*)

Granted, now the next seven wishers will have their wishes split

The split will include the original wisher and with the seven people who wish before and after the original wisher.

Accountant · Post Post #39 (ISO) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:32 am

Omnipotence.

Annadog40 · Post Post #40 (ISO) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:28 am

In post 39, Accountant wrote:Omnipotence.

I said I would only grant one wish and with omnipotence, you can create a situation where I am required to grant more than one wish, so therefore I can't grant your wish cause it can lead to a situation where I had to grant more than one wish. Your wish shall not be granted.

Also with omnipotence, you would be able to give Firebringer a dragon friend which is forbidden by Elekitu's wish.

Accountant · Post Post #41 (ISO) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:37 am

You said that you would only grant one wish, not that you would refuse to create a situation in which I coerce or require you to grant more than one wish - in other words, you want to do X, but you don't want to want to do X. Besides, with omnipotence, I would be able to disregard the rules of logic - this allows me to give Firebringer a dragon friend while simultaneously keeping Elekitu's wish intact - the contradiction is resolved by me declaring that it no longer exists with my newfound omnipotence.

Annadog40 · Post Post #42 (ISO) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:51 am

In post 41, Accountant wrote:You said that you would only grant one wish, not that you would refuse to create a situation in which I coerce or require you to grant more than one wish - in other words, you want to do X, but you don't want to want to do X. Besides, with omnipotence, I would be able to disregard the rules of logic - this allows me to give Firebringer a dragon friend while simultaneously keeping Elekitu's wish intact - the contradiction is resolved by me declaring that it no longer exists with my newfound omnipotence.

I see your logic and I shall grant you your wish

Though thanks to Realeo's wish where your wish is split among the seven people who wished before you and the seven people who wished after you, and since a fraction of infinity is infinity, these people also get omnipotence

Iprobablysuck
Ebrin
Annadog40
Tatsuya Kaname
CooLDoG
Vampirate
Realeo
Accountant

Since I am on that list, I can use my omnipotance to block any alterations you attempt to make to the amount of wishes I grant along with preventing you from taking back your wish since your wish limit is reached.

Accountant · Post Post #43 (ISO) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:55 am

This is acceptable. I will use my omnipotence to block your attempt to block my alterations.

Annadog40 · Post Post #44 (ISO) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:58 am

It seems we are evenly matched. It is interesting due to infinite power, no mater how many people join the fight, we would always be evenly matched.

Accountant · Post Post #45 (ISO) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:01 am

Unless you're Lionel Suggs.

StaplerTowel · Post Post #46 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:57 pm

I wish it was still last season so everyone can still make 3 wishes.

Realeo · Post Post #47 (ISO) » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:02 pm

In post 44, Annadog40 wrote:It seems we are evenly matched. It is interesting due to infinite power, no mater how many people join the fight, we would always be evenly matched.

In post 45, Accountant wrote:Unless you're Lionel Suggs.

Can I use my omnipotence to become Lionel Suggs and join Accountant's side?

Annadog40 · Post Post #48 (ISO) » Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:13 am

In post 46, StaplerTowel wrote:I wish it was still last season so everyone can still make 3 wishes.

Granted, now it is summer. Though being physical able to wish for 3 wishes doesn't mean that I shall grant them. Your wish was split but it still has the same result.

Also thanks to Accountant, you are also omnipotent.

Realeo wrote:
In post 44, Annadog40 wrote:It seems we are evenly matched. It is interesting due to infinite power, no mater how many people join the fight, we would always be evenly matched.

In post 45, Accountant wrote:Unless you're Lionel Suggs.
Can I use my omnipotence to become Lionel Suggs and join Accountant's side?

Yes, though I can also use my omnipotence to become Lionel Suggs and due to the nature of infinity, we would still be evenly matched even if it is two vs one.

StaplerTowel · Post Post #49 (ISO) » Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:12 am

Can anyone who isn't you use their omnipotence to give me another wish?