Survivor: Over The Top (Season 3 Episode 3)

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Boran Tribe}

{Christa Hastie, Coby Archa, Deena Bennett, Ghandia Johnson}
{Jeff Varner, Jenn Brown, Nick Maiorano, Rudy Boesch}

{Samburu Tribe}

{Butch Lockley, Diane Ogden, Frank Garrison, Jay Starrett}
{JoAnna Ward, Joaquin Souberbielle, Kass McQuillen, Kourtney Moon}

Welcome to Survivor: Over The Top - Africa! All 4 of our team captains submitted draft lists, and we were able to give everyone people they had in their top half! The teams are shown below.

Spoiler: Vijarada's Team

Spoiler: Xalxe's Team

Spoiler: BROseidon's Team

Spoiler: kdowns' Team

I'll give

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for everyone to give some backstory/character to their teammates if they wish.

[BROseidon]

Jeff is a PROFESSIONAL GAY. Every time he opens his mouth, a handbag falls out. It's okay, though, the handbag is prada. He's here to show how OLD QUEENS can be DOMINANT FORCES on Survivor. He's going to use his fabulousness to win the HELL out of this game.

Frank is here to demonstrate how you don't need to lie, cheat, and steal your way to the million dollars. He has NEVER broken the promise of a handshake. He's a good, old-fashion, hard-working Baby Boomer, who doesn't appreciate how LAZY those genXers are.

Christa plans on using ALL the underhanded tricks to win this game. Like, she's gonna throw out all the fish after her closest ally is voted out. She's gonna then cry when called out about it because she DEFINITELY DIDN'T DO IT.

Diane will eat all your beans. She seems like a motherly figure, but she's here to play!

[Vijarada]

Kass is an unorthodox attorney, who likes going against legal authorities and surprising people during trials for fun. She plans to use a similarly chaotic approach to the game (the hashtag is implied), doing whatever it takes to win the million dollars. She loves her family (and her daughter's towels?) and is out to win survivor to give them a better life. Fun fact: Kass is tied for the best placing attorney on Survivor with Becky Lee from Cook Islands.

Jenn claims to be a super-fan and very like Malcolm which is WRONG JENN SUCKS VOTE HER OUT PLZ. She plans to talk forever about how she's too cool for Survivor and how much she doesn't really care. ALSO WHY DOES THIS SHOW KEEP CASTING RANDOM YOUNG PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA? Fun fact about Jenn: She has a Survivor record for most votes against someone only voted out once with 18. Also she lost literally only 0.02 lb on the show, probably a record. Thanks, Survivor Wiki trivia section?

Despite declaring the previous survivors he's most like to be Russell Hantz and Woo Hwang, Jay Starret might actually be likable. A real estate agent from Florida, Jay plans to make big moves, but have a good social game so that people will like him. He's also physically strong, so #triplethreat or something, was that a hashtag? I can't keep up with the stupid hashtags they use. Especially #WOW, I mean nothing on that hashtag is going to be survivor related come on. Anyway no young people use twitter anymore, get with it CBS. Anyway, Jay... he plans to be involved in three person terribly-named alliances with idiots I guess? Fun fact about Jay: Jay is incredibly uninteresting statistically. Like, really uninteresting. Someone dig up a stupid stat and add it to the trivia section quick!

Nick Maiorano is better than you. Fun fact about Nick: He's better than you

[Xalxe]

Rudy Boesch, 26, South Beach

Rudy's just your average surfer guy, y'know? He's always hanging out on the waves, catching air, hanging ten, sicky sicky gnar gnar bro. But that's not all that he is. Rudy suffers from a rare condition known as Button's Disease, where he appears to age in reverse. Can this bro convince his tribe that he's just one of the guys? Or will his apparent age see him wiping out?

Butch Lockley, 47, Missoula

We'll be honest...we're not sure where this guy came from. It's entirely possible that he just hopped on the plan over here and decided to play Survivor. Butch lives alone on a ranch in Missoula, and enjoys collecting gas canisters. At night sometimes he can be heard muttering "fire....cleansing fire" in his sleep. It'll probably be fine. Don't worry about it.

Deena Bennett, 31, New York City

Hey girls, it's Deena! She's just your average fun-loving girl from the Big Apple; she loves shopping, brunch with friends, and oh yeah, did we mention, she's got a fucking law degree??? from LAW UNIVERSITY?!? Yeah that's right boys, this girly girl is more than just a pretty face! She's here to kick ass, take names, and take the million dollars on a SHOPPING SPREE on FIFTH AVENUE!!!!

JoAnna Ward, 34, Atlanta

OH GLORY! HALLELUJA! is definitely a thing JoAnna has practiced in front of the mirror at home. You see, JoAnna has a strategy. This militant atheist is shelving her beliefs for the next 39 days in the hopes that gaining religion will win her friends, and eventually, jury votes. Religion is the opiate of the masses after all, and if she can fake it for the time she's out here, she'll have all the opiates she wants later.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Casting someone with Button's Disease is some serious stunt casting, I can't believe the Survivor OTT producers are already reaching into that bucket when it's only season 3.

[Vijarada]

Bump

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Reward/Immunity challenge: Both tribes must roll a heavy cart, which holds a fire cauldron, across a rugged terrain while lighting three fire towers along the way. The first tower is across a bridge; the second tower is on top of a mountain, and the third is down on a beach. The first tribe to light all three towers and cross the finish line with all eight members wins waterproof matches and one of the carts used in the challenge.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 1}

{Butch Lockley, Diane Ogden, Frank Garrison, Jay Starrett}
{JoAnna Ward, Joaquin Souberbielle, Kass McQuillen, Kourtney Moon}

The first Tribal Council for Survivor OTT Africa! How will it shake out?

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to vote.

[pablito]

lol Moon tribe.

[xRECKONERx]

how vote

[Xalxe]

joaquin

[Malkon05]

No more narratives?

[Xalxe]

It's only the first episode! You'll have narratives once we know who goes home!

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll count the votes.

Spoiler: First vote

Spoiler: Second vote

Spoiler: Third vote

Spoiler: Fourth vote

Spoiler: Fifth vote

Spoiler: Sixth vote

Spoiler: Seventh vote

Spoiler: Final vote

you have a dumb hat

Spoiler: Voting Chart

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Reward challenge: Both tribes have five logs of different lengths. Each tribe must carry their logs one at a time along their criss-crossing paths while negotiating a series of obstacles to a tower where they must use the logs to build a staircase by inserting them into peg holes around the tower. Both tribes must stay together and on their own path. The first tribe to get all their logs to their tower, build their staircase and have one member to the top of the tower wins blankets, canned food and other supplies left behind on the first day.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Immunity challenge: Two at a time, one member of each tribe must drink a shot of cow's blood mixed with milk. The tribe that downs the most shots out of eight wins.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 2}

{Christa Hastie, Coby Archa, Deena Bennett, Ghandia Johnson}
{Jeff Varner, Jenn Brown, Nick Maiorano, Rudy Boesch}

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to vote. Updates should go back to their usual frequency from now on after the holidays!

[Flameaxe]

i am 150-200% sure of who will be voted

[CuddlyCaucasian]

wo-man?

[Vijarada]

Jay voted for Kourtney because she didn't fit in with the tribe's vibe, man. Kass liked Kourtney and she thought Joaquin was a huge douche, so she symbolically voted for him instead.

[kdowns]

Kourtney decided to laze around the camp ever since the game started which started to irk the whole tribe and it made her get voted of much easier when she costed them the challenge.

Joaquan, voted with the tribe to avoid causing drama at camp/

[BROseidon]

Frank voted for Kourtney because, when you have a broken arm, you can't make promises on handshakes (Frank has never broken the promise of a handshake. This is how he interacts with people)

Diane was too busy eating all the tribe's beans to care about who was voted out, so she went with what the obvious majority was. Now she gets EVEN MORE beans.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

I'll count the votes.

Spoiler: 1st vote

Spoiler: 2nd vote

Spoiler: 3rd vote

Spoiler: 4th vote

Spoiler: 5th vote

Spoiler: 6th vote

Spoiler: 7th vote

Spoiler: final vote

ghandiea

Spoiler: Voting Chart

[CuddlyCaucasian]

Reward challenge: Both tribes have a giant boulder which must be rolled along a marked course. The first tribe to get their boulder across the finish line and into their resting spot wins a tall metal tower containing 100 gallons of fresh drinking water and a supply of organic shampoo.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Immunity challenge: Both tribes must use whatever is handy to create a distress signal that can easily be seen from the air in an airplane flying overhead, The tribe whose distress signal is chosen to be the most visible of the two in a rescue situation according to the drop master wins.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[CuddlyCaucasian]

{Tribal Council 3}

{Christa Hastie, Coby Archa, Deena Bennett}
{Jeff Varner, Jenn Brown, Nick Maiorano, Rudy Boesch}

Wow, 4 challenge wins in a row for Samburu! Will Boran decide to cut some dead weight or will they continue their losing streak?

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to vote.

[BROseidon]

Jeff voted for Ghandia because he wasn't sexually attracted to her, like, at all.

Christa couldn't vote for her BFF Ghandia and also all the men suck