LOADED QUESTIONS: ROUND GODDAMN FIFTEEN

[Eggplantaorta]

ROUND 4- HAPPINESS ROUND ANSWERS

Randomized, yeah. Small round this time!
You have X days to guess, where X is a number that is greater or equal to 3.

mykonian

- discovering the joy that is mafia

Errantparabola

- What's that thing you call happiness?

Vi

- At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.

KittyMo

- When my appeal to stay in college was accepted.

yawetag

- Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me

Shaziro

- Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".

Cheery Dog

- I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things

randomidget

- My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.

Felissan

- when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway

[mykonian]

aww man, such a small round. Don't we like happy questions?

[Hellfire Missile]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

[...]

wat did i fiddly do

[Hellfire Missile]

aww man, such a small round. Don't we like happy questions?

i was gonna say jizz my pants but


vi stole it


but then no one did it


so im sad now

[Vi]

edit--this is a spoiler <.<

[Eggplantaorta]

This is getting updated, and it's getting updated TODAY.
What?! An update in 3 days? Now that's unheard of

[Eggplantaorta]

ROUND 5- HAPPINESS ROUND RESULTS!

HOLY GUACAMOLE! EP keeping a promise? Now that's even more unheard of!
The guessers this round are yawetag, Cheery Dog, Vi, mykonian, and KittyMo. With a GUEST GUESS by lalaladucks!
Who will come out on top in this small round?

Vi's Results

Spoiler: Vi's Guesses

mykonian

- discovering the joy that is mafia

randomidget

- What's that thing you call happiness?

Cheery Dog

- At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.

KittyMo

- When my appeal to stay in college was accepted.

Shaziro

- Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me

Errantparabola

- Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".

Felissan

- I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things

yawetag

- My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.

Vi

- when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway

CORRECT MATCHES
Vi

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
N/A

Cheery Dog's Results

Spoiler: Cheery Dog's Guesses

Yawetag

- discovering the joy that is mafia

mykonian

- What's that thing you call happiness?

Shaziro

- When my appeal to stay in college was accepted

randomidget

- At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.

Errantparabola

- Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".

Vi

- when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway

KittyMo

- My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.

Cheery Dog

- Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me

Felissan

- I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things

CORRECT MATCHES
Vi
Cheery Dog
Shaziro

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
randomidget/yawetag

mykonian's Results

Spoiler: mykonian's Guesses

mykonian

- Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".

Errantparabola

- My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.

Vi

- Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me

KittyMo

- discovering the joy that is mafia

yawetag

- When my appeal to stay in college was accepted.

Shaziro

- when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway

Cheery Dog

- I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things

randomidget

- What's that thing you call happiness?

Felissan

- At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.

CORRECT MATCHES
mykonian
Errantparabola

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
N/A

yawetag's Results

Spoiler: yawetag's Guesses

Cheery Dog- when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway
randomidget- When my appeal to stay in college was accepted.
Felissan- Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".
Vi- I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things
KittyMo- What's that thing you call happiness?
Shaziro- Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me
Errantparabola- My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.
yawetag- At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.
mykonian- discovering the joy that is mafia

CORRECT MATCHES
yawetag
Errantparabola (I swear this answer was totally here from the start and not something that someone pointed out to me in sitechat)

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
N/A

KittyMo's Results

Spoiler: KittyMo's Guesses

Cheery Dog- What's that thing you call happiness?
Errantparabola- My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.
Felissan- When my appeal to stay in college was accepted.
KittyMo - I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things
mykonian- Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".
randomidget- At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.
Shaziro - discovering the joy that is mafia
Vi- Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me
yawetag- when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway

CORRECT MATCHES
KittyMo
mykonian
Errantparabola

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
N/A

lalaladucks's Results

Spoiler: lalaladucks's Guesses

KittyMo - My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.
Errantparabola - Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".
Vi - What's that thing you call happiness?
Cheery Dog - Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me
mykonian - At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.
Shaziro - When my appeal to stay in college was accepted.
Felissan - I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things
yawetag - when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway
randomidget - discovering the joy that is mafia

CORRECT MATCHES
randomidget
Shaziro
Cheery Dog

PAIRS THAT WERE SWAPPED
N/A

Fun Facts

- lalaladucks ties for first despite the inherent disadvantage.
- Errantparabola is apparently mistaken for some sort of successful person... [o_o]
- lalaladucks decided to guess because she thought she knew KittyMo's answer. Didn't, but still did well.
- She was also the only one to successfully get Cheery Dog. In the words of Vi, "I swear if the dog actually submitted the dog answer"
- randomidget is seen as both someone who doesn't know happiness and a romantic, depending on the person you ask.
- As someone who did the quiz bowl thing, I can confirm that destroying the other team in glorious battle is indeed the greatest feeling.

CORRECT ANSWERS

Spoiler: Answers

Errantparabola - My last day before leaving for college, I spent the day with my high school friends. It was tearful and intensely bittersweet, but that day was when the bonds that I shared with them became most apparent.
mykonian - Tests had never been this grueling, I had never felt this woefully unprepared. We sat there, the 7 of us. It had been a nice ride, a wonderful experience. They started calling names, honourable mentions first. Then onto the real deal, and there I was, hoping beyond hope. But what I could not have imagined came true, my name was called. I remember standing on the stage looking over all people who sat there, and there I finally understood what people meant with "tears of joy".
Felissan - What's that thing you call happiness?
Cheery Dog - Meeting a foster dog again after they've found their new home and they still remember me
yawetag - At the top of a big hill on a rollercoaster... thanks to the girl sitting next to me.
Shaziro - When my appeal to stay in college was accepted.
KittyMo - I was leaping in between some people that were carrying around expensive things
Vi - when the other team couldn't stop us from winning a quiz bowl competition in DC, and we kept racking up points anyway
randomidget - discovering the joy that is mafia

[Cheery Dog]

I was Cheery Dog long before those dogs were even born. I guess I had one of my current dogs at the time I started using this name, but that's different as I doubt she had anything to do with it.
There is a stuffed dog that shares the name, but it came after I started using this.

<3 Torah & Cassidy as the foster dogs in question though.

[Eggplantaorta]

ROUND 5- HAPPINESS ROUND

If you could ask anyone from 100 years in the future one question, what would it be?

[Shaziro]

I like that people thought I was a doggo caregiver.

[Vi]

In the words of Vi, "I swear if the dog actually submitted the dog answer"

e _we

[Randomnamechange]

i wish i had that much game lol
also i kinda did set myself up for being the most depressing answer
i would have actually done alright this round if i remembered to enter :/

[mykonian]

man, I felt so good about this round, but obviously my guesses were crap.

[Errantparabola]

Tonight's the night.

[Randomnamechange]

that was fast

[Randomnamechange]

gdi eggplant

[Errantparabola]

yeah, fuckin' eggplant.

[lalaladucks]

plz do dis

[Errantparabola]

Okay, I have a real excuse, for the first time.
Blackout at my dorm! Power outage! No wifi on campus!
I'm infiltrating a cafe right now for wifi currently
Expect update in 10 minutes!

[Eggplantaorta]

ROUND 6- FUTURE QUESTION ROUND ANSWERS

GUESS GUESS GUESS

eagerSnake

- What happened to my country?

BPC

- If you could ask anyone from 100 years in the future one question, what would it be?

EP

- Hi, my name is <real name>, have you ever heard of me?

Cheery Dog

- Sigh, it's not like I'll be around then. Can't ask them the winner of 2017's super bowl, because they won't know. Ehm, ask them what the most impactful invention of the last century was?

Realeo

- Do you know who I am?

Yume

- Has the Riemann hypothesis been proven?

Felissan

- To fix Donald Trump mistake, who should we vote for in 2020?

Shaziro

- Have the relationships between people improved?

DRK

- What are the best and worst things humanity has accomplished in the past 100 years?

randomidget

- I would notify the world of this ability. I would put it to the UN and the leaders of the world to work together to find the best possible question to ask, as the answer would change the course of our history as we know it. In that time of shared discussion, with something so major on the line, we would either unify, or destroy one another, and whichever one happens would be the inevitable fate of humanity anyhow. I'd just speed it up.

Apricity

- Are forests all gone?

lalaladucks

- how do i create the invention most benefiting humanity created in the last 10 years?

Vi

- Who are you?

Creature

- What has been the most significant medical discovery in the past century?

mykonian

- How does The Simpsons end?

yawetag

- Does everyone still suck?

[Mitillos]

Whoever gave the second answer in the list: You are awesome. Thank you for making my day.

[Randomnamechange]

mykonian

- How does The Simpsons end?

it doesnt

[Felissan]

I kinda wish I didn't blow my "The Game" answer on round 1, I've just noticed "Is The Game over yet?" would have been a great one here.

[Kari]

-posts for ego, because i wanna answer the next question-

:>

[mykonian]

I kinda wish I didn't blow my "The Game" answer on round 1, I've just noticed "Is The Game over yet?" would have been a great one here.

I'm so disappointed you didn't have a game related answer every time.