The-Next-Text-Based-Adventure-Finished!

[Annadog40]

Notice

randomiget is still on fire.

I go back to my room mate who told me I wouldn't just go up to someone and kiss them, and get the $50 they owe me for losing the bet.

Action Failed

You don't have a room at this time so you don't have a roommate.

Enter Action: ______________

Agree to help them and do whatever they want as long as it doesn't harm me, if it would harm me, rip their goggles off and try to disrupt their gill magic

Result

The one closest to you takes a step back and says "All we want is five of those birds," they point to a group of plump mossy green birds, "We have been trying to catch them all day but we are not exactly built for tree climbing so if you can the birds for us that would be wonderful."

Enter Action: ______________

Keep walking until I find something of interest, or water.

Result

You continue walking until, through the trees, you spot what looks like a child crouched by the base of a tree and a prickly looking wolf type thing growling intently at the child.

Enter Action: ______________

Look around my current location

Result

You spy more trees, the sun which is more than half way to the ground, and a wavy pillar of water that connects from the ground to the sky river.

Enter Action: ______________

Crack inside jokes with Errantparabola about things no one with a join date two years after us would ever understand. Do this in a slightly condescending way towards newer users. Refuse to explain inside jokes.

Result

You make your, presumably hilarious, insides jokes with Errantparabola

Enter Action: ______________

start walking through the forest until I notice something that's not forest

Result

You walk in an eastern direction. Looking for something that isn't forest.

Enter Action: ______________

Ignore the hallucination of someone kissing me on my forehead. start looking for a mobile phone with internet connection in order to find the number of a psychiatrist.

Result

You look around for a mobile phone but are unable to find one. You search your pockets and bring up an inventory screen that floats in front of you.

Enter Action: ______________

Reverse gravity and dive in the flying river

Action Failed

You try but are unable to figure out how to reverse gravity.

Enter Action: ______________

Stroll around the forest, scanning and probing for a hidden message or strange indent.

Result

You stroll in a western direction and see Aronis and three manta-ray looking people talking about catching five birds.

Enter Action: ______________

[Randomnamechange]

remove my shirt and use it to set fire to a nearby tree creating a smoke signal

[Selynee]

Search the floating screen for a phone....and for a bottle of coca-cola and a cigarette.

[Felissan]

Jump as high as I possibly can and compare that to the river's altitude

[MTD]

I talk to the squirrel i summoned (in squirrelish)

[schadd_]

listen to the ground and attempt to find out its intentions

[Cheery Dog]

Swim up the wavy torrent of water into the sky River

[mykonian]

The closest water you can see is the sky river above your head but since it isn't close by, you lick your wounds clearing some of the blood off and wait for your injuries to heal.

I look at the sky river, which way it flows, and follow it downstream on the ground till I encounter something resembling civilisation or someone who might know where we are.

[Firebringer]

Enter Action

I will go on a quest for the holy grail

[WhemeStar]

I charge at the wolf, using my fishing pole as a weapon.

[Annadog40]

remove my shirt and use it to set fire to a nearby tree creating a smoke signal

Result

You take of your flaming shirt and toss it at a near by tree which catches fire, along with the leaves below. The smoke travels up and when it reaches the sky river, A wavy pillar of water rushes down onto the fire putting it up.

Enter Action: _________

Search the floating screen for a phone....and for a bottle of coca-cola and a cigarette.

Result

You look in your inventory but are unable to find anything except in the bottom right corner, where you see the letter

C

with the number 10 written next to it.

Enter Action: _________

Jump as high as I possibly can and compare that to the river's altitude

Result

You jump off the ground. You see the river touch the ground so you had a slightly higher altitude than the lowest point of the river. Jumping makes no noticeable difference in altitude compared to the main sky river branch.

Enter Action: _________

I talk to the squirrel i summoned (in squirrelish)

Action Failed

You are unable to speak squirrelish. The squirrel takes a nap.

Enter Action: _________

listen to the ground and attempt to find out its intentions

Result

You put your ear to the ground. You hear rushing water as a pillar of water impacts the ground.

Enter Action: _________

Swim up the wavy torrent of water into the sky River

Result

You enter the wavy torrent of water. The pillar of water shrinks back up to the sky river taking you to the main sky river branch.

Enter Action: _________

The closest water you can see is the sky river above your head but since it isn't close by, you lick your wounds clearing some of the blood off and wait for your injuries to heal.

I look at the sky river, which way it flows, and follow it downstream on the ground till I encounter something resembling civilisation or someone who might know where we are.

Result

You look up at the sky river to find the direction it flows. You can't tell which direction the water flows since the sky river is up too high. You see the wavy pillar of water form at the tree randomiget threw his shirt at. Since you saw water flow down, you determinate that is the direction the water flows so you follow along until you are at the base of the wavy pillar of water. You fail find something resembling civilization.

Enter Action: _________

playerFirebringer materializes

Enter Action

I will go on a quest for the holy grail

Result

You vow to go on the quest for the holy grail.

Enter Action: _________

I charge at the wolf, using my fishing pole as a weapon.

Result

You charge forward at the spiky wolf. When the wolf sees you, it yelps and runs away. The child heads towards you and you see what looks like a young girl with long hair and a leaf dress. She says "Thank you for helping me, may you escort me back to my teacher? The priolf might come back." She grabs hold of your pants and nervously looks around.

Enter Action: _________

[Cheery Dog]

explore the sky river

[WhemeStar]

I agree to escort her to her teacher

[Firebringer]

I get on a plane to head to My destination

[Aronis]

Use my angelic powers to catch the birds with little difficulty and if that doesn't work use my player's brain to come up with a plan that will actually work and do it.
Once I've caught the birds give them to the fish people.

[Errantparabola]

Follow mykonian. Consider punching mykonian, then decide that's an awfully mean and rude thing to do. End up punching mykonian anyway.

[Mewtaph]

Observe my surroundings, looking in particular for the nearest tree where the mossy green birds are, then try to climb it.
If I cannot find a mossy green bird, I will go over to the mantra-ray looking people and ask about what they know about the surroundings.

[Selynee]

Push the right button in my inventory five times.

[Felissan]

Throw a fireball at the river

[Annadog40]

Notice

The moons appear on the horizon as the sun sets in the west. Everyone feels energy wash over them.

explore the sky river

Result

You swim around and see that the sky river and note that current isn't all that strong and flows in one way in the upper half of the river and the other way in the lower half. You break the upper surface and see faint glowing green criss-cross magical strings that line the surface of the sky river. Below you, you see an underwater bubble move past like a comet. The bubble stops showing a human who swims up to the surface and says to you, "You need any help?"

Enter Action: _____________

I agree to escort her to her teacher

Result

The girl raises one hand in the air while holding your pant leg with the other. Her hand glows as she chants words under her breath. You then see foot prints light up on the forest floor. She then takes your hand and leads you back to a clearing that has several children all with long hair and leaf clothing, an aquatic manta-ray looking person wearing a poncho, goggles with water inside and had glowing blue magic around their mouth and gills, a cat sized sleeping blue dragon looking thing and a women who was dressed much like the children. The girl lets go of you and runs to the women hugging her. You then feel a warm fuzzy glow and see a translucent pop up that says "You are now level one! You have one point to spend on any of the three options,

Health bar; Energy bar; Experience bar;"

You also hear the woman thanking you and asking what you would like as a reward for bringing the girl back.

Enter Action: _____________

I get on a plane to head to My destination

Action Failed

There is no plane in the area. You also have no sense of where your destination is.

Enter Action: _____________

Use my angelic powers to catch the birds with little difficulty and if that doesn't work use my player's brain to come up with a plan that will actually work and do it.
Once I've caught the birds give them to the fish people.

Result

You turn your arms into wings and fly at the birds. You slam three of them into the next closest tree and pick them up. You give the three you caught so far to the fish people who say "Great we only need two more birds."

Enter Action: _____________

Follow mykonian. Consider punching mykonian, then decide that's an awfully mean and rude thing to do. End up punching mykonian anyway.

Result

You get up and follow mykonian to the base of the wavy pillar of water. You punch mykonian in the arm where you previously had bit him breaking open old wounds.

Enter Action: _____________

Observe my surroundings, looking in particular for the nearest tree where the mossy green birds are, then try to climb it.
If I cannot find a mossy green bird, I will go over to the mantra-ray looking people and ask about what they know about the surroundings.

Result

You see more forest and the two moons rising. The larger moon is an almost blinding white with flecks of rainbow. The smaller moon is a soft blue color. Both moons produce light. You also see a bunch of stars which are a multitude of colors. You spot the tree with the mossy green birds and climb it. You see Aronis above you spook the birds. Two of them fly down where you are able to grab both of them. You fall out of the tree with the birds in hand.

Enter Action: _____________

Push the right button in my inventory five times.

Action Failed

You don't have a button in your inventory.

Enter Action: _____________

Throw a fireball at the river

Result

You gather your energy in your hand and create a fireball. You toss the fireball at the river. It hits the river and at the spot where the fireball hits, a jet of water shoots out and knocks you to the ground.

Enter Action: _____________

[McMenno]

am I still walking

[mykonian]

grab EP by the shoulders and sit him down, tell him that I'm busy.

Take off my pants and tie a knot at the bottom of both legs, then soak it in the pillar of water.

[MTD]

Look around for something i can give to the squirrel as an offering of friendship.

[Selynee]

Look around for Coca-Cola. There must be some Coca-Cola around, right?

[Aronis]

Use my angelic powers to catch the last two birds with little difficulty and if that doesn't work use my player's brain to come up with a plan that will actually work and do it.
Once I've caught the birds give them to the fish people.