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Welcome to THE ZAR SHOW! The number one show for audiences all across the Mafiascum community, and now, introducing you to the crowds favorite panelist moderator, Zar!
Zar! Zar! Zar!
Thank you audience, and welcome to our return event after last month's episode! Ever since Newbie 1652, n00btown has been in control of the mafia. Today on the ZAR SHOW we are going to be trying to get the town back on track in this up and coming community. As you may already be familiar, Mafia have continuously infiltrated the n00btown council and it appears that some of the reputable members here present may in fact still involved with the mafia!
** The crowd boos and whistles in displease **
Some events preceding today's show have managed to gain the town villagers some ground in the council. But, in a somewhat recent turn of events, we have confirmed that the mafia
can still communicate in broad daylight!
This means they can now confer at any time for their evil deeds! What has become of the safety of our n00btown, I ask you?
** Indistinct crowd complaining **
Today in the ZAR SHOW, we have decided to mediate to try to help the villagers control the future of n00btown. In the comfort of your houses, you will experience via live feed all of the council's decisions in our show. Whether it's the righteous villagers who will regain their right or the mob who will continue governing, we shall see! In the meanitme, please give a big round of applause to the current members of the n00b Town council, who will be today's panelists!
** audience applause **
Well, now that we have them introduced, let's get started! The panelists have until our first commercial break to figure out which of them is part of the mafia and remove them from the n00b town council. And, our producer believes we have some repeat panelists from last show! Well, we would also like a round of applause for them and their continued service in the n00btown council! Let the discussions begin!