PokeOcalypse - {GAME COMPLETE}

[JasonWazza]

Posting here for egosearch, also fuck i don't know half the list of pokemon.

[JasonWazza]

This list is damn epic by the way.

[JasonWazza]

Same but it shouldn't be a problem cause my pokemon will be awesome <3

[JasonWazza]

I know exactly what i am doing, and if i get the pokemon i want, I'd just plain and simply curb stomp you.

[JasonWazza]

Go everyone!

[JasonWazza]

Total scum right there.

[JasonWazza]

*trips and dies*

No but really, this is a terrible challenge for me to have right now, because i can't really do much about it today but i will have to try.

[JasonWazza]

I should be here, and i'll do the list shortly.

[JasonWazza]

18Q butterfree

[JasonWazza]

Q8 Sableye

[JasonWazza]

So wait i'm safe cause i can't type the right number?

LOL

[JasonWazza]

Q9 starmie

Assuming i am safe.

[JasonWazza]

Wait... so Jason is alive or dead or what?

Apparently i'm safe cause i was herpderping

[JasonWazza]

N14 caterpie

[JasonWazza]

14M Bidoof

[JasonWazza]

WOOOT MAREEP <3

[JasonWazza]

9th pick ain't bad for this early on.

[JasonWazza]

He would be a target regardless what's your point?

[JasonWazza]

"I wouldn't doubt it,"

JasonWazza

mutters.

Sounds so much like me

[JasonWazza]

Only you and KA had a problem with me choosing those two, so I'm not too worried. Hurt to send them though.

I wasn't even informed of the decision

[JasonWazza]

You discussed it with the people up for elimination.... how exactly does that help anything?

I mean i doubt that 2 of them volunteered.

[JasonWazza]

Like it or not, they were picked, balls up and accept it, if you want revenge by all means pick him back.

[JasonWazza]

FUCK PUZZLES I HATE THEM

Keep misplacing pieces and having the time go on and on while i search and ragequit ahhoy because the time will be too damn long.

[JasonWazza]

I hate this challenge so much

[JasonWazza]

if i am last, after 20 something tries at this fucking puzzle i will cry and then be pissed.

[JasonWazza]

I'm not revealing my time because

a) it's probably terrible
b) that encourages people to beat me.

[JasonWazza]

I want growlithe but i don't need a second fire type...... fuck

[JasonWazza]

Also what pokemon is that thing middle top of the picture?

[JasonWazza]

Granted but given my current pokemon, i have limited choices on things to make my team better, and unfortunately i have no clue what half these pokemon are cause i never played the new gen's

P-Edit: How exactly was that dickish?

[JasonWazza]

oh god, the evolving, it's too much

[JasonWazza]

Imagine all the glowing that this would cause.

[JasonWazza]

Fuck seriously? >.>

[JasonWazza]

i resubmitted, i just feel like that ruins the possible maths i did.

[JasonWazza]

(No pictures for now because phone update aw)

Holy shit, you did all that on your phone?

[JasonWazza]

The answer to the tiebreaker question was 3,281.

[JasonWazza]

Do cards get publicly announced after each round?

[JasonWazza]

I'd assume you don't attack

[JasonWazza]

EDIT: also i was going to ask how we were handling ties

Ties mean no one is eliminated.

[JasonWazza]

that large space.... why?

[JasonWazza]

Well it would have been nice if we could have paired the two guys who were going to AFK and kill the challenge.

I wasn't AFK, i just couldn't sync up with Blackpawn, as he said already.

[JasonWazza]

Who do you trust the least?

That Jason character seems really shifty

[JasonWazza]

Also might i add, who would you trust with your life?

Myself for sure.

[JasonWazza]

8. Who do you trust the least?
Jason

<3

[JasonWazza]

8. Who do you trust the least?
Jason

<3

You told me not to trust you.
And it was complete random.org

I didn't tell you not to trust me, i said that Jason guy is shifty, two totally different things.

[JasonWazza]

I was at a jazz band conference all day and I won the outstanding performer award for piano awww yussss

Nice work

Also, who were the other 4 who called me shifty?

Also nice work everyone slowing yourself down by feigning confidence in those last questions.

[JasonWazza]

>.>

Mod thinks i'm shifty....

[JasonWazza]

I'm free most of today and tomorrow, let me know when you can get on JW. Though I'd like a little time to figure out what I want my team/moves to be.

Actually tomorrow would work best.

tomorrow should work fine, i just need to build my team.

[JasonWazza]

Axxle i'm ready if you are

[JasonWazza]

Also for when i lose, i want to point out i put 80 balloons into Axxle's bucket and 20 in my own

[JasonWazza]

Sunday i can do.

[JasonWazza]

Also if i don't get curbstomped by Axxle i will be surprised, i have never done competitive poke battling past in game multiplayer for lols with friends.

[JasonWazza]

I feel really dirty taking a win when i know i would have been curbstomped....

[JasonWazza]

So none of the options have an AM or a PM, are we supposed to have assumed knowledge of this?

[JasonWazza]

lol

[JasonWazza]

And I just spent the past half hour looking up information on various glitch Pokemon across the series.

Seriously, it's surprising that they got such a huge series off of probably one of the worst programmed games ever. I guess that doesn't show much in standard play, but...

Well, I feel like if something this glitchy was to happen in a game that came out nowadays it would be bashed to the ground and given a 2/10. (Except for on IGN, of course)

Games weren't held to as high a standard back then!

Yeah the difference is WHEN they were released, if you ran across a glitch back then, it couldn't be a public name and shaming for a game, now if a glitch comes up, it's public knowledge.

Which might i add why their are even more Beta testers nowadays (Though it's also the reason a lot of games on PC go to beta first publicly, which i think is lazy and shit)

[JasonWazza]

But muliplayer games are the games that use the open beta system the most which is why I mention it.

A lot of single player games do it as well, but that is beside the point, yes it costs money to hire Beta Testers, but it's pathetic to release a half made game.

[JasonWazza]

CC you are a mother fucking dick.

[JasonWazza]

I FUCKING AVOIDED THIS FUCK HOLE OF A GAME, NOW I GET FORCED INTO THIS SHIT.

Also didn't this get taken off the App store? >.>

[JasonWazza]

You are an evil fucking asshole, and i hope the ring of death eliminates you.

[JasonWazza]

Whos up to putting scores in thread?

It's a rage game, lets give the untalented a lot more play time. (and i want to feel confident in my score )

[JasonWazza]

Is 3 good enough?

Also now that i am in a rhythm and know how i can start easily, i get 3 as a minimum score

[JasonWazza]

fuck it, i'm done.

[JasonWazza]

http://geekclick.org/teen-arrested-for- ... bird-game/

That report looks like BS.

it's "source" is a site that also spread the rumor that the Game's Developer commited suicide (has been shown as false in other reports.)

[JasonWazza]

I seriously don't get it. Why did something this simplistic get so popular, and make so many people hate it so much?

It got so popular because of social media.

because it's one of those things that it's like "spend 5 minutes" it spreads like the mother fucking plague over Social Media.

It's honestly one of the stupidest games ever, hence why i avoided it till now, where our shitty mod decided to torture our souls with it.

P-Edit: It's a terrible Article, same as the ones that said the developer commited suicide, real or not shit like that shouldn't be allowed to spread when it's quite obviously BS.

[JasonWazza]

Not so much you CC as the people who actually publish the shit on the interwebs.

[JasonWazza]

I think it's more the bird's hit box then the pipes.

[JasonWazza]

I think it's more the bird's hit box then the pipes.

Sure but that really doesn't make a difference. There is a hit box that is being grossly overexagerated in this game.

It does make a slight difference, especially from a design stand point.

And it might not even be the hit boxes being the thing, even a small scrape of hit boxes is game over.

[JasonWazza]

(Basically you have 24 hours)

Okay then, you five. Plead your cases. (Oh yeah, you listed Kdowns twice, and didn't list Jason.)

I'm here to have fun, not to plead cases, though i don't see why you'd eliminate me, i've done one real competitive battle and that was during this game.

[JasonWazza]

*goes straight to my name thinking i'm eliminated because i'm on the bottom*

Well there you go.

[JasonWazza]

Can i suggest that in a semi live challenge like this one, you use something like a google doc to time it and give out the challenge?

I feel like i might be penalized if your not there to get the PM.

[JasonWazza]

did somebody leave the window open?

I feel some butthurtness coming in.

It's survivor based, backstabing happens.

[JasonWazza]

I'm not allies with anyone, i hardly talk to anyone outside of the thread and QT's made for challenge purposes.

[JasonWazza]

Oh i'm a captain, sorry i didn't realize, PM coming.

[JasonWazza]

Ummm my team has 2 players?

[JasonWazza]

Tier were both Mist and Defender missing?

Yellow team can send me reason's not to be put up for elimination (though you will likely be against an inactive )

[JasonWazza]

So what they couldn't get onto Quicktopics once every 24 hours?

My questions weren't even longer then 6 words for the longest one (which i got wrong)

[JasonWazza]

To be fair, i googled it after and drawers were one of the things that came up, and the other ones were easy

[JasonWazza]

Yellow team:

Spoiler: Shiidaji

You are safe.

Spoiler: kdowns

Get them pokemon's out, your going to war.

Spoiler: TheBadOne

You Are Safe.

Pink Team:

Spoiler: TierShift

You aren't to blame, and you are Safe.

Spoiler: D3f3nd3r

You probably are partially to blame for your team's loss, but for now you are safe.

Spoiler: Mist7676

You are partially to blame for your teams loss, and are being put up to elimination, get them pokemon's out and fight to prove you are worthy.

[JasonWazza]

Spoiler: Also to do with the elimination

Defender be grateful that it had to be one from each losing team, I would much rather have only people who are actually going to be active and create a challenge.

[JasonWazza]

if you were both on once every 24 hours, then 4 words takes 2 days.

Don't say that her disappearing for 27 hours impacts it that bad (it really doesn't).

[JasonWazza]

Orc realize one thing.

Most of us don't know the official rules and bans and simply go off the stuff we get while setting up teams.

[JasonWazza]

(honestly before the sparing game we had a while back i didn't know what rule set we were supposed to use)

[JasonWazza]

I love how i'm pretty much the ass in all the story lines <3

[JasonWazza]

well shit

[JasonWazza]

TBO, serious question, how did you get out of giving the not so pregnant woman a present?

[JasonWazza]

Defender, do you really think i'd put that one in there if it wasn't the truth?

[JasonWazza]

Thursday night is good for me, but i assume because time differences and such you mean friday morning, which will also be good for me

[JasonWazza]

Shii you about?

[JasonWazza]

I'm going to be playing League, but here inbetween matches.

I'll be waiting

[JasonWazza]

I have no idea how to invite i think we have to be in a chat together or something

[JasonWazza]

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-105918807

I'm horrible

[JasonWazza]

OMG THAT GAME IS AWESOME.

[JasonWazza]

Continuous restarting until virus starts in Madagascar?

Also can i say that, Greenland seems really retarded.

Down to 3000ish living people and THEN start to close shit.

[JasonWazza]

Good luck infecting Madagascar.

Actually, just now i hit Madagascar from starting in North Africa.

[JasonWazza]

I hope to run a sequel one day

/Pre-in