I know your invitations maybe seemed like this was going to be a fun party... but I will confess- I AM ACTUALLY PISSED.
I know some of you were witness to the unfortunate happenings HERE. Well.. I blame Pine. Luckily.. I have lured him up here where I can.. have my way with him. I have WHOLE ROOMS full of handcuffs and cats-of-nine-tails... and all kinds of dungeon stuff.
Me and Ojanen used to come up here a lot... before she was murdered. Brandi, too.
NOW I AM FULL OF BAD MEMORIES.
ANYWAY- not everyone has recovered from the sedatives yet. But they will. I am very precise with my dosing. Until more people have checked in, please make yourselves comfortable.
Player list (bold have actually arrived):
01. Secret Agent Jin
07. Monokuma (Nahdia + Road Kamelot)
13. Aristophanes (replaces pisskop)
0. Pine - Guilty Child Impotent Treestump
So.. Pine is here. I tricked him into coming. But I have heard.. rumours. I think that he maybe has convinced some of you to ACTUALLY TAKE HIS SIDE. This, frankly, is Fucking Horeshit. The idea that you guys are DEFENDING him is batshit. So you LACKEYS deserve no mercy, as far as I am concerned. I will see you dead.
After I have a quick mimosa. BRB.
There are some details you may be interested in.
ROLES AND ALIGNMENTS ARE NOT RANDOM!
There are also novel roles and mechanics.
Before the game, Pine was given his choice of his team's scumroles. He has DAYTALK as well.
He was also given a SINGLE request as to the setup of the rest of the town.
I then balanced the rest of the setup against him.
After the playerlist was set.. Pine and I DRAFTED players. He went first, and we traded off until he was full.
So take that under advisement. We both assigned roles as we saw fit.
PINE HIMSELF has strict consequences in store if he fails to post. Believe me. But He IS scum.. so he might be full of shit. Watch yourselves.
Here is a sample Vanilla PM:
VANILLA wrote:You, NAME, are a Vanilla Townie, trying to make a living and survive this insanity.
* You have no abilities other than getting a good night's rest.
* Although you do not have any special abilities, your voice and vote are powerful weapons in their own right. Use them to your best advantage!
* At no time may you privately communicate with any other player, unless otherwise advised
* You win when all of PINE'S LACKEYS are dead, whether you survive to the end or not. Leave Pine for me.
Remember that this is a game. Please enjoy yourself! =)
Do not quote any PMs sent to you by me. This includes any additional PMs I may send to you outside of your role PM. Doing so will automatically get you mod-killed. Mod-kills will automatically end the Day.
Please keep all conversation within the thread unless your role PM specifies otherwise. If I find out that chatting is going on outside of the thread, you will be mod-killed.
If you have any questions about the game, please feel free to PM me.
No invisible text may be used within the thread. If you have editing abilities, you may not edit your posts.
Blue is my color. Please reserve it!
Voting, Lynching, and Death
Votes should be cast using the following format – VOTE: Person X. I will not count votes that are not bolded. Unvoting is not required, but it is helpful and will make me happy. Using the Vote tag is ok.
Lynching will require a majority of votes. If a majority is not reached at deadline, a NO LYNCH will occur. You may VOTE: No Lynch if you decide that you do not want to lynch during the Day. Once the number of votes reaches the number required for a lynch to occur, that decision is final. Any subsequent unvotes will not be counted.You may feel free to converse during this period (called Twilight) until the thread is locked.
Important: If you get killed or are lynched, you are dead. You may not post anything afterwards. Not even a “Bah!” post. Srsly. Save it for post-game discussion. Or the graveyard thread.
I use N.A.R. as my guideline for night actions. But it doesn't rule me, I rule IT.
I expect everyone to post regularly. If I see that a player has not posted for longer than a 48 hour time period and the player has not notified me about this, I will prod said player. If the person fails to pick up his her/prod within 24 hours of the prod, that player will be replaced. If you are prodded more than three times, you will be replaced (negotiable). If you are prodded, you must respond to the prod in-thread.
Treat this game as a commitment and be courteous to your fellow players. I find that this is the best way for everyone to enjoy the game. Thanks. =)
Each Day will automatically have a set deadline of 2 weeks. I may change the deadline under certain circumstances using my own discretion.
Golden Rule Reiterated
Again, remember to have fun! =D Don’t get personal. I will modkill you.