JOAT uPick | FIN!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

*ahem* not that I have any room to speak, since apparently, I should’ve held on to my ability. Irregardless of how it turned out.

So,
Sincerely,
I’m sorry for being an idiot.
I was born this way.

its ok bell it is poetic we are now lovers <3 I wouldnt want to have anyone else

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Likewise you lurked throughout most of last day phase and weren’t solving.

this isnt even true

i was just busy and that day phase was mostly mech it wasnt even like we were pushing shit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

does your ability keep the player from doing anything at night? if so shouldnt you be aiming for an uncleared player so if theres a nightkill we get another clear?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

isnt the mafia no killing good for us on tempo

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like if bell kidnaps suspect

either mafia kill and we get a suspect cleared

or mafia no kill and we gain tempo and an extra elim

assuming theres 4 mafia total and light ganski is scum which i think both r likely

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

dude i wanted to get hit by the factional nightkill so i could take my killer with me

i didnt think a town player would use an investigate on me after I was obviously town

Are you no longer scum reading Bell? When did that change?

when the doofus tried to eliminate me after we became lovers lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Your tempo note doesn't factor in that if you're town you gave them a two-for-one trade? With the extra titus death as well, that gives scum an entire phase jump since even if bell's chilling with me, they shoot you for a two-bagger.

well its only for one night so they can always shoot us later

i didnt give the mafia a two for one trade bell did

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

2 scum died Pooky the odds of scum targeting you is a serious math fail.

scum have to shoot all the people they can't lim because thats the only way for them to win the game

Except you are limmable this game... Logic does not check out.

I've seen no indication that I am limmable this game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

2 scum died Pooky the odds of scum targeting you is a serious math fail.

There were multiple people advocating for limming you after light at the end of day 2.
scum have to shoot all the people they can't lim because thats the only way for them to win the game

Except you are limmable this game... Logic does not check out.

I've seen no indication that I am limmable this game

There were multiple people advocating for limming you after Light at the end of Day 2.

Not sure why the forum ate my text in the previous post...

i dont remember seeing this at all and it seems silly for people to want me to be eliminated when im obviously town :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: light ganski

lez gooo

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ENjoy your vacation.
Remember, you aren't trapped in there with the bear, the bear is trapped in there with you!

Bell has promised to take me on a proper valentine's day date to make up for all the mean things he's said about me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

should've given me the gift smh

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

should've given me the gift smh

No~

we could've had a nice PT together I would've posted lots of kawaii anime memes for you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yoink

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

MARIA IS GOOD AT SCUM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

That you updated my line and not Maria's with the / is a scum claim. Enjoy club fed with Bell.

she will always be maid cafe to me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Beeboy is a manifestation of Maria's divine will

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

MARIA IS GOOD AT SCUM

hisss

and also beautiful too

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how does an archeologist get a guranteed scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

So uh, a kill occured. If we take bell at face value, the lovers are cleared then?

wut no

our safehouse was done at the end of yesterday

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i have no idea what kind of dastardly deeds bell could've been up to last night

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am ready to go to Meowhalla with Bell

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I told Bell I was going to claim to townread him so the mafia might kill us but that was a total lie

he barely talked to me all night

i have no idea where he was during the hours of 11pm to 6am

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I do wanna say if Cabd somehow gets to elo treat him with extreme caution

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

SO like, do either of you genuinely think each other is the last mafia or are we just committing to the bit here?

I've already told Bell if I'm at elo with him and one other I'm voting him 100% of the time full send so he should know there is no hope for him to win if he's mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

well if its f3 and me/bell are alive it means mafia chose not to shoot us for the easy parity win so bell has to be scum like 100% of the time i dont even need to read him

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if only I had more than one life to give for this town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I wanted to ask about that.
If Pooky got the other guy/girl to vote me, would he still lose?

i'm pretty sure the lover mechanism triggers death before parity kicks in

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im ngl the thing that worries me about Cabd is because the Lemon nightkill feels like a cabd nightkill because

(1) cabd is still alive
(2) cabd doesnt know how to manipulate lemon
(3) lemon shouldnt have gotten nightkilled over cabd or hst imo if its a neutral nightkiller

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

anyway I am more than happy to get yeeted today and let ya'all figure this shit out in f5 if Bell is somehow innocent

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im ngl the thing that worries me about Cabd is because the Lemon nightkill feels like a cabd nightkill because

(1) cabd is still alive
(2) cabd doesnt know how to manipulate lemon
(3) lemon shouldnt have gotten nightkilled over cabd or hst imo if its a neutral nightkiller

Maria crumbed friendly neighbor-sending to Lemon my dude.

I don't believe in reading crumbs

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my reading comprehension has been stuck at a 6th grade level for the last 30 years

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

well Drew is supposed to investigate lemon and figure out who killed him right

and so drew will self resolve

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

either drew gives us a guilty tommorrow or he gets autoyeeted

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im ngl the thing that worries me about Cabd is because the Lemon nightkill feels like a cabd nightkill because

(1) cabd is still alive
(2) cabd doesnt know how to manipulate lemon
(3) lemon shouldnt have gotten nightkilled over cabd or hst imo if its a neutral nightkiller

Maria crumbed friendly neighbor-sending to Lemon my dude.

why would maria crumb who she's friendly neighboring

thats so ridiculous

and why wouldnt she just friendly neighbor the treestump dude who cant die

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

is this game a meme

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im sure she's going to saunter into the thread all smug and go "my friendly neighbor ability also kills people"

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I guess she could've friendly neighbored lemon cat so she has a plausible explanation for when Drew finds her stiletto marks all over his mangled body

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Oh no, I do die.
I just get to post afterward without a vote.
didn't you read my abilities, recently?

yea and if she friendly neighbors you, you can tell us all about it in your tree form

so we dont have to wonder if she baked muffins for dead dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm fine with Meowhalla

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there's some small part of me that refuses to believe that me and cabd both misread Bell on day one

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there's some small part of me that refuses to believe that me and cabd both misread Bell on day one

like maybe Cabd!scum took advantage of my poor vision and easily tunneled gullible town self

or we're both right and Bell is mafia.

I just refuse to believe all three of us are town and we both misread Bell

feels unlikely to happen

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I dunno even what to say to that.
I have like, a lot of posts.

I thought you figured out how to post as mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there's some small part of me that refuses to believe that me and cabd both misread Bell on day one

Can we like, stop trying to shove yourself into the woodchipper, for like, HALF the day phase?

my dance partner insists on taking me on a vacation far far away

he claims there's a bar stocked with free liquor and beautiful babes as far as the eye can see.

he tells me all I have to do is sign on the dotted line.

who am I to tell him no?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I dunno even what to say to that.
I have like, a lot of posts.

I thought you figured out how to post as mafia

Yeah, but there is like, content in a lot of them.

bruh you didnt even post content until Titus hit you over the head with a shovel

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Bell is like, the absolute worst person to fake a scum case on if you're scum and know he's town because he WILL beat the rap. In fairness I was alting at the time, but I don't think that would have been optimal given.... I pulled everyone off him and onto Harmony, so...

thats true

but think of the glory of finally dunking him

did you know bell's never been mislimmed in like years?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i dont think its a stretch to think you'd come out of retirement, put on a fancy disguise, stalk our little unaware puppy dog Bell and then try to jump him before he obvtowns himself.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Also, I did post content.
But Ugh.

Can we stop. We're both dead, surely we can stop sniping at eachother for 5 minutes to make the game more readable.

I'm already onto the next subject

aka Cabd

your opinions are welcome

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we're gonna go name by name until we're satsified

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i dont think its a stretch to think you'd come out of retirement, put on a fancy disguise, stalk our little unaware puppy dog Bell and then try to jump him before he obvtowns himself.

You did this, you did this first!

I didn't put on no disguise rofl

also why would scum!me try to push town!you

I'm not delusional

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why do you keep pulling me back into the subject you just said you wanted us to stop talking about

let's keep the bickering in the hood at least

in the thread let's solve the other slots

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

"oh never mind instead of pulling off the chef's kiss lemme derail and power bus my partner instead"

well your partner decided to scum slip all over himself in the most hilarious way possible so at that point you pretty much are forced to make an omelette out of the broken bodies of your soon to be dead partners

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Gonna slam the brakes on the cabd talk.

I bus drove cabd and lemon.tangerine last night.

what if Cabd somehow psychically knew and decided to shoot himself

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Yeah like you telling me why you have so little faith in me, Pooky.

He wasn't towning NEARLY enough that scum-LTO couldn't have burried his fucking ass ten feet under at the point in day one that you and I moved shit onto TL9.


Since when do I halfass ANY of my wild plays?

you're so lucky you got bus driven I guess I can't even push you anymore thats so sad I will cry little bear tears

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yea who the fuck bus drives two townread players instead of a townread player and limbait rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this game is a meme

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think in the back of my mind I understand the optimal line of play and I really should not care because as long as the plan remains the same we prob win.

I just want to be right before I die

Maria Maria Maria save me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I feel like I need to know how Drew's ability actually works

because I suspect Laplacian might be full of shit and he just needs an excuse why he visited Lemon Cat

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

do we really think a triple parity cop and a bus driver is a balanced role

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like wtf how does that pass the balancing department over at Prism & Ffery Inc

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Can we talk about turtle next, actually? Turtle or Dunn, you pick, bear-bell.

I don't think Turtle's mafia cuz two scum fake guiltied her

I don't think Dunn's mafia because he's got this serious game face on

I dunno maybe he could be mafia I can't read the dude for shit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

do we really think a triple parity cop and a bus driver is a balanced role

For you, no. For me, yes because I'm a fucking gremlin who has never claimed to be good at this game.

I dont think thats how balancing works my guy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't think you're a gremlin fwiw

you're a swell chap and the best Marxist Leninist Union Assistant I could ask for.

I'm just worried your bank account might be a bit large.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean, if somebody not me or you is capable of the tripple-fakeout deepwolf, it's HST?

does he even like doing those weird gambits? I thought he was a straight shooter, I guess I havent really played with him that much but like the way that d2 went down with the fake cop into the reflector thingy did not feel planned.

tho I guess he could be a fucking criminal mastermind but I just feel like nah?

maybe he's in my blind spot because he has a cute anime avatar and I can never scumread those

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

so the reason the gunsmith got through on night one's lightning rod was because HST was in the mafia team all along

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am unaware of the existence of any alts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't get why Drew used his ability on Joyboy

wasnt the plan to make him inspect the latest murder victim so he could get a positive ID on the killer

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is what happens when you lock pooky up in a room with bell

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

absolute chaos

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I guess Laplacian didn't need to make up some bullshit about being a bus driver in order to explain why he visited DeadCat because Drew decided to inspect some old dead body instead of the latest victim of the day

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Unless Laplacian wasn't paying attention to detective drew cuz I sure wasn't

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wait whats laplacian supposed to have done to joyboy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

dude has 3 abilities? wild

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean like we have a dead body aka lemon

we know lemon was killed at night by the last mafia

if you inspect lemons body you will find the killer no?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like if you inspected joyboy's body, you might have found light ganski killed him

luckily you didnt so the killer has to be one of the four names you found who killed him right?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean like we have a dead body aka lemon

we know lemon was killed at night by the last mafia

if you inspect lemons body you will find the killer no?

But Lemon died today, I can investigate at Night

Everyone yesterday was saying for me to use my power last night

ok this is kind of a moot point about what you should or should not have done so lets just not talk about it.


you are sure that your result means that the killer has to be one of those four people who visited joyboy?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why would maria visit joyboy if her goal is to visit every alive player

isnt the strategy for this role to visit people who r not likely to get nightkilled or exed.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this feels super made up ngl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I almost feel like this is something a jester would make up because I have to think if she's mafia she could make up something more believable than this lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unless laplacian isnt a bus driver

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i think the most obvious answer is still laplacian lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

doesnt it have to be between laplacian and maria atp becuz of her counter being 2

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like either shes mafia and lying about the count being 2 or laplacian is lying about the bus drive

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i guess there could be a mysterious third figure who roleblocked laplacian then shot lemoncat and also is a ninja who left no trace on joyboys mangled body but that seems like a stretch

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

man bell was so much townier during that dance game ngl why did we get the budget store version

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

makes sense to me but i will miss whatever maria makes up tommorrow

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

maria maria maria

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: maria



it was really fun to play with you again

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

maria has so much style I feel bad even tho I think she's mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm going to guess right now that Maria is Elon Musk and she used a black hole

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I was wrong Pooky, I sorry.

love you too buddy

i still cant believe i misread you XD

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Fires it off N1 for near-autoloss, then actually publicly claims it into a hard CC to seal putting scum into Day 2 mechanical autoloss. Two thrown bones via mod language to tip off that she misread the power go unnoticed.

Maria's too cool to read her role pm

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

All those dirty unionists like Pooky were villians

we were the mafia all along

sipping cappuccinos at Cafe Maria