It is a great honor to welcome you into my modest parlor. Kindly have a seat on the embroidered Louis XVI chair of your choice. Shall I bring you some tea? I am freshly out of English Breakfast, but I have plenty of fresh Earl Grey with its delicious aroma of bergamot. Sugar? Lemon? The Count of Stalledclaim has kindly brought us some cucumber sandwiches, and Madame de Hammer carried home made tea biscuits all the way from the Lakes District where she now resides. Pray tell, may I inquire as to your dear mother’s health?
Are we all settled comfortably? We ought to be, such witty company! As you know from the letter of invitation you received from my hand, we are to play a little society game of my invention. I call it “secret society of nightly murderers.”
I begin by passing each and everyone of you a little card that you shall read in total confidence, away from the prying eyes of your seat mates. Isn’t this capital?
Bizarre and obtuse behavior is frowned upon. If one were to repeat oneself overmuch, or pointedly misuse the Queen's English, one's companions are likely to take affront, and think one uncouth.
For example, if your post restriction is "You must comment on the weather and use three of the following words in each post: Drafty, quaint, lovely, scurrilous, remarkable," you may not simply preface each post with "The weather is quite lovely in this quaint village, though the house is remarkably drafty." Your PRs should flow naturally in and out of conversation.
All role PMs and post restrictions will be re-sent.
RE-CONFIRMED in bold
17. Hiraki- MODKILLED for repeated improper capitalization. He was a Mason, and member of the Uninitiated, and had nothing at all to do with the Secret Society.
15. mykonian- MODKILLED for repeated improper capitalization. He was just an ordinary, Uninitiated guest, and not at all a member of the Secret Society.
2. NobodySpecial - formerly Xalxe Killed himself with rudeness; just an ordinary, Uninitiated guest, and not at all a member of the Secret Society.
13. RedCoyote - was expelled! He was a goon, and a member of the Secret Society.
7. Glork - formerly kdowns... tied up and forgotten in the cellar.
14. Macrophage -
10. PeregrineV - At the end of the day... it's over! Goodnight, sweet goon!
11. Darox/Captain Corporal/UberNinja - formerly RangTangler - Used as a knife sharpener in the middle of night.
6. IceGuy - Quickhammered in LYLO!