Graveyard Shift Mafia - ROLL CREDITS

[Aronis]

Actually I'm pretty sure sven is silenced, which make's Aronis' vote look really bad.

lynch me or whatever, but lynch either Aronis or 14.5 tomorrow.
Zdenek or Goat are also good places to look.

pv is town.

Don't they say when people are silenced? And they didn't?

[~Jordan`]

what do you want us to do instead mr zephry

[Svenskt Stål]

VOTE: Hiplop

[Svenskt Stål]

I am not silenced, i just have no faith, motivation or desire right now.

Hiplop should be looked at again

[~Jordan`]

sven
you do know that your vote is dust in the wind right

[ika]

im looking at hiplop/lovers next. stal move your shitty ass vote back.

if you want to prove your worth you will give out an upadated read list.

im too drunk atm to give shit but i figure zeph/goat/hiplop are finals, or at least one of those 3 (if not more) is a scum

[Svenskt Stål]

I know my vote is doing less than nothing. But hiplops vote on zeph is garbage, so was his vote on goodmorning.

I am once again saying that we should no lynch, and kill hiplop asap tomorrow.

[The Critic]

Episode 5 ends in a No Lynch. There will be a short commercial break.

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Aronis
Hiplop
ika
MrZepher
PeregrineV
Svenskt Stål

Episode 5, Shift D.8 (Night), VC 2

MrZepher (6) - FourteenPointFive, Brian Skies, ~Jordan', ika, Svenskt Stål, Hiplop
FourteenPointFive (2) - Zdenek, MrZepher,
ika (1) - The Goat,
Aronis (1) - infinite jesters
Svenskt Stål (1) - Aronis

Not Voting (1): PeregrineV

With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch.

(Three women are standing in a darkened apartment. They are all facing a water pipe, which has been repurposed as a stripper pole.)

CRYSTAL. Alright, so we're all clear on the plan.

REBECCA. I'm not.

CRYSTAL. HOW MANY TIMES- ...okay, okay. So we're going to distribute all of these flyers in biker bars around the city.

(Crystal holds up stack of flyers depicting a surprised-looking Francine getting out of a shower)

CRYSTAL. Then we sit back and rake in the jack.

(Crystal reclines on a beanbag chair and begins eating an apple.)

REBECCA. What jack?

CRYSTAL. The money. Come on, you know bikers are all about riding with their sweaty mommas.

REBECCA. So you've said.

CRYSTAL. And I think Francine looks like the type.

FRANCINE. As long as I'm getting out of the house, I guess.

CRYSTAL. See? She's happy.

FRANCINE. I've never really been happy.

CRYSTAL. You need to be trying on the different costumes we got you.

FRANCINE. Okay dear.

(Francine walks to a shabby wardrobe in the corner and begins undressing.)

REBECCA. Well I really don't think the two of us can run an illegal stripper den. And this flyer doesn't say "illegal stripper den" or even have an address. How do you expect this to lead people here?

CRYSTAL. Okay first of all it there are three of us, four if you count my sometimes boyfriend Owen who will be providing security on the days he's not too strung out on heroin.

REBECCA. I don't count him.

CRYSTAL. And they'll you know, hear it through the grapevine or whatever. If we put the address on here that'd just lead the cops here. We want people to hear about us through underground channels or whatever.

REBECCA. You are such an upper middle class child.

CRYSTAL. I CONTAIN MULTITUDES.

REBECCA. That doesn't mean anything in this context. And we're going to get murdered.

CRYSTAL. Oh stop worrying, it'll be fine. What's the worst that can happen? Besides, the real business is selling meth.

REBECCA. We don't have any meth.

CRYSTAL. (to Francine) Francine, did you learn how to cook meth yet?

FRANCINE. (wearing a Ms. Pacman costume) No dear, but I'll get right on it! Do you know where I could find some Sudafed?

[The Critic]

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(A man in a tattered suit is running down the highway.)

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(A terrible squeal erupts from behind Core. An indescribable light illuminates his body, showing flashes of the skeleton beneath his skin)

CORE. OH GOD OH GOD okay remember the pitch remember the pitch. Yeah uh so, you know how sometimes your breath doesn't smell the best when you've had fear vomit anyway so anyway it'll make you smell fine again and then your wife would probably want to make out with you if she were still alive and not had her innards strewn across an altar OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE THIS WASN'T WORTH IT WHY DID I SIGN THAT CONTRACT IN MY OWN BLOOD.

(Fade to black. White text reading "Minty Mints.... better than having a soul!" fades onto the screen)

[The Critic]

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
Brian Skies
FourteenPointFive
infinite jesters
SleepyKrew
The Goat

Episode 6, Shift E.1 (Day), VC 1

Not Voting (12): Brian Skies, FourteenPointFive, infinite jesters, The Goat, SleepyKrew, ~Jordan’, Aronis, Hiplop, ika, MrZepher, PeregrineV, Svenskt Stål

With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-06-30 22:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-07-14 22:00:00).

[The Critic]

Brian Skies has been fired.

He was

Jared Green, the Boss’s Son Who Dropped Out of School To Be In a Band But Then the Band Failed Probably Because No One Wants to Listen to Gangsta Metal Reggae (3-shot Same Shift Dayvig)

.

(A young man is standing outside of the film location.)

JARED. Sigh. Just because I forced a bunch of people out of work they fired me. Since when does nepotism not help in that situation?

(A car drives by and splashes water on Jared.)

JARED. It's okay, I didn't like this outfit anyway.

(Jared removes his shirt and pants.)

JARED. I should probably get the band together again. What's this?

(Jared picks up a flyer off the ground.)

JARED. Oh wow! An underground strip club! I love those. I'm gonna go to this.

(Jared stuffs his tighty-whities full of one dollar bills.)

JARED. Time to go rub my face in some past-their-prime tittays!

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
FourteenPointFive
infinite jesters
SleepyKrew
The Goat

Episode 6, Shift E.1 (Day), VC 2

Not Voting (11): FourteenPointFive, infinite jesters, The Goat, SleepyKrew, ~Jordan’, Aronis, Hiplop, ika, MrZepher, PeregrineV, Svenskt Stål

With 11 alive, it is 6 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-06-30 22:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-07-14 22:00:00).

[Infinite Jesters]

vote: aronis

that no lynch was fucking awful and aronis was the worst of the bunch.

peregrine and zepher are both scum too

[FourteenPointFive]

He wasn't the only player that caused the mislynch. It's pretty obvious to me that Zeph is scum, I think if he was town it would have been easier to lynch him. It's been way too difficult.

[Desperado]

He wasn't the only player that caused the mislynch. It's pretty obvious to me that Zeph is scum, I think if he was town it would have been easier to lynch him. It's been way too difficult.

aronis thought zepher was scum but unvoted to vote sven and didn't come back to hammer zepher even though he said this:

Well Zepher, you're lucky. It looks like the town has decided to be inactive and not lynch on time.

and was active elsewhere on site all day wednesday.

[Infinite Jesters]

He wasn't the only player that caused the mislynch. It's pretty obvious to me that Zeph is scum, I think if he was town it would have been easier to lynch him. It's been way too difficult.

aronis thought zepher was scum but unvoted to vote sven and didn't come back to hammer zepher even though he said this:

Well Zepher, you're lucky. It looks like the town has decided to be inactive and not lynch on time.

and was active elsewhere on site all day wednesday.

[Aronis]

I got moved again? Cool, I guess.

VOTE: Hiplop

This vote would make it impossible for me to hammer, right?

So yes, if I was paying attention, I could've put him at L-1 but to what avail?

[Aronis]

VOTE: zepher

this is l-1. Isnt the best vote, but he seems shifty as fuck to me

This is depressing. Along with the rest of this game.

VOTE: Hiplop

He has refused to take a stance on anything. He knows it's a goddamn mislynch, so he's trying to avoid taking credit for lynching or doing anything.

[SleepyKrew]

Oh fuck

[FourteenPointFive]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Aronis
Hiplop
ika
MrZepher
PeregrineV
Svenskt Stål

Episode 5, Shift D.8 (Night), VC 1

FourteenPointFive (3) - Zdenek, MrZepher, ika
ika (2) - The Goat, ~Jordan’
MrZepher (3) - FourteenPointFive, Svenskt Stål, Brian Skies
Aronis (1) - infinite jesters
PeregrineV (1) - Aronis

Not Voting (2): Hiplop, PeregrineV

With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-06-25 22:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-06-25 22:00:00).

vote mrzephr

fine. whatever.

VOTE: Mr. Zepher

The 14.5 wagon sucks. Zepher hasn't done much other then tunnel 14.5 and god only knows why.

random idea: both me and 14.5 are myslynch

VOTE: mrzpeher

not 100% sold on 14.5 but food for thoughts. i feel like both of our trains are scum dictated and that they are just trying to cruise it out.

also if 3 scum exist my guess is thats its

zeph/hiplop/goat

im still paranoid by lover that one of them is scum overall but seeing how they are not options, im just going to go with next best. I ran an iso on zeph and there are some things that irked me.

i can bring up the post later if im not going to be lazy, but if anyone looks though it, they should see something of intrest.

i think jordan would find it intresting as well seeing how early game played out with them..........

p-edit: thats why im considering that me and 14.5 are both towns atm and scums are trying to run 2 wheel myslnches

VOTE: Ika

VOTE: zepher

VOTE: zepher

VOTE: Svenskt

Two votes. No explanation or anything.

1]FourteenPointFive (2) - Zdenek, MrZepher
ika (1) - The Goat,
MrZepher (5) - FourteenPointFive,

Svenskt Stål

, Brian Skies, ~Jordan’, ika, Svenskt Stål
Aronis (1) - infinite jesters
Svenskt Stål (1) - Aronis

Not Voting (2): Hiplop, PeregrineV

Currently....

You quote yourself not haiving a vote in play, show the deadline, and then not even post again? Why?
(it looked much worse when I saw it with 11 minutes to go on the deadline)

[FourteenPointFive]

VOTE: Ika

Yesterday (episode 4) you were refusing to join the ika wagon, yet you do so freely here.
Can you explain yourself for that change of heart?
Or why we shouldn't just be lynching you?

[Aronis]

14.5: Who's y'all's top scumread?

SleepyKrew: What all do you know? Have you caught up? Any reads?

[SleepyKrew]

SleepyKrew: What all do you know? Have you caught up? Any reads?

Oh fuck

I forgot I was in this game <_<
Haven't read anything and currently feel like shit. I'll try to read stuff tonight and have something for y'all tomorrow.

[FourteenPointFive]

14.5: Who's y'all's top scumread?

Still zepher. Followed by Sleepy's slot.

Looking at ika's PoE pool, my top choice there would be you.

[The Critic]

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
FourteenPointFive
infinite jesters
SleepyKrew
The Goat

Episode 6, Shift E.1 (Day), VC 3

Aronis (1) - infinite jesters
Hiplop (1) - Aronis

Not Voting (9) - FourteenPointFive, The Goat, SleepyKrew, ~Jordan’, Hiplop, ika, MrZepher, PeregrineV, Svenskt Stål

With 11 alive, it is 6 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-06-30 22:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-07-14 22:00:00).

[Aronis]

14.5: Who's y'all's top scumread?

Still zepher. Followed by Sleepy's slot.

Looking at ika's PoE pool, my top choice there would be you.

Why?