I ran AiTPPPPokerFace3 which was a themed WiTP on January 28. Team Lady Gaga won and the game flavor was:
XXXX has been lynched he was PokerFace. __________ have commited Suicide. It is now day N. Game continues.
XXXX has been lynched she was Lady Gaga. __________ have commited Suicide. It is now day N. Game continues.
XXXX has been lynched he was Alejandro. The thread has been locked. Time to see some explosions!
XXXX has been blown up he was PokerFace. XXXX has been blown up he was Lady Gaga. Alejandro wins!
XXXX has been lynched he was a Guard. With every guard dead, the remaining king(s) are left with just Alejandro. Alejandro is the only player with 2 kills left. Alejandro wins!
XXXX has been lynched she was Lady Gaga. With Alejandro already dead, Team PokerFace has Won
XXXX has been lynched he was PokerFace. With Alejandro already dead, Team Gaga has Won
XXXX has been blown up he was a Guard. Alejandro has died and lost the game
With Alejandro dead and no guards remaining, PF and Lady gaga are forced to set aside their differences and come to a truce?...
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Lady Gaga Win Ending:
Lady Gaga: Oh yay thats right I am the greatest singer there is. I don't owe anyone money now. How did I get so good. Well I was born this way.
Time Traveler: I thought you were born with a dick?
Lady Gaga: What the? But you're dead!
PokerFace: Yay I sorta broke the space time continuum awhile back so reviving myself and or preventing my own death is easy.
Lady Gaga: So you're sorta like a zombie then?
PokerFace: You could put it like that. Point is you will never get rid of me.
Lady Gaga: How about we make a mutually benefitial compromise, together we do something good for the both of us?
PokerFace: No deal. I want money or your song off all air ways worldwide! That song annoys me!
Lady Gaga: Oh come on, there must be songs or artists that annoy you more than I do?
PokerFace: Well...
Cliche Newsboy: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber have been found dead! Cameras at the scene were unable to read the faces on their murders. Police have no leads and will likly not waste their time. Extra! Extra!
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PokerFace Win Ending
PokerFace: Lady Gaga sat on a wall. Lady Gaga had a great fall! All the kings horses and all the kings men can't put her together again! Oh yay! Sadly though I don't think I'll be getting any money now. And Gaga's death will likly put her songs all over radio waves for weeks in tribute. I won't profit and will likly be more annoyed than ever. Damn, wish I had thought this whole war thing out further before Gaga and Alejandro died. Alejandro surely got the bad end of this thing. I mean I barely gave that guy a back story and I've already killed off his character. Fourth wall break aside, what's left for me? What am I to do? There must be someway still remaining to profit from my image...
Cliche Newsboy: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Stock's in P. F. Chang's Restaurant Franchise rising after scummer endorsement deal. Extra! Extra!
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Alejandro Win Ending
Alejandro: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Time Traveler: Ha Ha Ha Ha! So what are we laughing about?
Alejandro: You? But how? How are you alive? How am I alive, didn't I kill myself?
PokerFace: Yay i'd explain it to you but theres just no time, I'd much rather vidge you in the face
Alejandro: But what will you gain from killing me? Without Gaga I don't really see a need for any of us to fight. There is no fame or money coming from her music that could hurt of benefit us now
PokerFace: So what do you suggest we do instead?
Alejandro: Well...
Cliche Newsboy: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! New song "Night 0" by Alejandro Featuring VidgeMaster P and Snoop Dogg has climbed to the top of the Billboard Charts. Extra! Extra!
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Wierd Ending (This is end if Alejandro blew up last 2 guards leaving only PokerFace and Gaga alive together. I didn't want a first to post next kill wins scenario. One person's name and post could be shorter than the other and given possibility of lag I figured a tie was deserved in this kind of situation)
Lady Gaga: Yes that fool is dead and I will beat you next PF
PokerFace: You and what army?
Lady Gaga: Me and My dance crew will... Ok it appears they are all dead
PokerFace: As are those other me's from the past and future
Lady Gaga: How exactly did you get those other you's without destroying all space and time?
PokerFace: Yay when space and time are destroyed the only outcome is parallel dimensions. So getting a bunch of me's from other places never really hurt anybody real to this world. It just created multiple realities where anything is possible.
Lady Gaga: huh, is that science theory or is that fact? Don't those other realities need the yous that belong in them?
PokerFace: Kinda, but not exactly. I got a fail safe module built into my time machine. If a being dies in a dimension not his own, he just warps back to his real dimension, though he will have memories of that foreign dimension in his mind. A minor side effect, but for the most part, the end result is worth it as one can not die in a dimension that doesn't belong to him. It all works on the principle of no free energy. You can only be destroyed in the same dimension you were created in.
Lady Gaga: That's rather interesting. But are you certain that is the only side effect? Did you actually test the fail safe? And what will those memories lead those other you's to do? IS THE REST OF THE WORLD SAFE? ARE YOU CERTAIN THE REALITIES WON'T SOMEHOW SUFFER AND IMPLODE FROM THE TEMPORAL STRESS OF YOUR ACTIONS?
PokerFace: Not really
Lady Gaga: You'd risk the end of all things just to get what you want from me?
PokerFace: Well I figure we have survived this long, whats the worse that could happen?
Doctor Who: You don't want to know...