You have two cows.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #95 (isolation #0) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:26 am

Bear Grylls: You have two cows. Their urine tastes good.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #98 (isolation #1) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:53 am

IceGuy: you have two cows, most commonly sighted in Open Setup Ideas and Discussion.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #104 (isolation #2) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:30 am

saulres: you have two cows. One is overdue a prod, and the other should be getting replaced by now.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #109 (isolation #3) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:37 am

Village Idiot: you had two cows but now it looks like there's just one and I'm confused and that guy's scum and oh god why are you coming at me with that rope?

izakthegoomba · Post Post #110 (isolation #4) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:39 am

Skyrim: you used to have two cows, but then you took an arrow to the knee...

izakthegoomba · Post Post #114 (isolation #5) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:22 pm

Minecraft: you have lots of cows. Hurry up and make a cow farm.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #115 (isolation #6) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:24 pm

Portal: the cows are a lie.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #117 (isolation #7) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:30 pm

CDB: you have two cows. Neither of them know what the fuck post 116 is about.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #125 (isolation #8) » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:37 pm

realgodfather: you have two cows but they're not yours, really.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #131 (isolation #9) » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:49 pm

horrordude0215: you have two cows, reposted from another thread.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #136 (isolation #10) » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:36 am

Si-VURE Dut TRICK-eep

izakthegoomba · Post Post #150 (isolation #11) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:55 am

Ythan: you have two cows. They're not really all that funny.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #152 (isolation #12) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:14 am

Ythan: you have two cows. They don't get it.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #155 (isolation #13) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:50 am

What, like you? Well, I don't work in comedy.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #158 (isolation #14) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:28 am

UN, at this point it's probably best just to let it die. Ythan thinks I'm not funny. I think I'm not very funny. I think Ythan isn't very funny. I don't think anyone's really being a dick or a bad poster.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #160 (isolation #15) » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:58 am

Scummies Judging: you have two invisible cows.

Archives: I have a feeling there are supposed to be some cows here.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #164 (isolation #16) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:14 am

Empking: you have two cows. They are each other's alts.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #173 (isolation #17) » Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:08 pm

This thread: you have two cows. They ran away, but they're back now.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #175 (isolation #18) » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:13 am

Upcoming Games: you will have two cows at some point in the future.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #177 (isolation #19) » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:35 am

IceGuy: you don't understand the idea of keeping cows as pets.

Open Setup Reviews: you have two cows. They are on display for public appraisal.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #181 (isolation #20) » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:40 am

2012 presidential election: you have two cows. Neither of them look particularly appealing.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #190 (isolation #21) » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:39 pm

Facebook: you have two cows, and everyone's going to hear about them whether they like it or not. Also their private details will be sold to the mafia.

Twitter: you have two cows. Nobody really cares.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #193 (isolation #22) » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:58 pm

Chess Games: you have two cows. You mustn't have any more, or the game stops working.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #210 (isolation #23) » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:47 am

Salamence20: You have two cows. One of them is worse than the other, and you just

have

to figure out which one despite the shitstorm drama-fest you know it will kick up.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #218 (isolation #24) » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:10 am

In post 217, Majiffy wrote:
In post 216, Umbrage wrote:
In post 213, Majiffy wrote:American Politics: You have two cows. They're identical to each other in every conceivable way but they run on extremist platforms that rally morons from both sides of the political spectrum.

Canadian Politics: You have one large shitty cow, two slightly smaller identical cows that bicker with each other constantly instead of ganging up on the shitty cow, and a few calves that think they can hold their own against the bigger cows but they can't and it's actually pretty sad to watch.

North Korean Politics: You have one ronery cow. It wants to kill everyone elses' cows.

British Politics: You have two cows and a calf. They all try

really

hard to look different, but they're actually pretty much identical.

izakthegoomba · Post Post #232 (isolation #25) » Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:03 am

This thread: hey, where the fuck did all the cows go?