International Mafia [s]Day[/s] Month!

[Zindaras]

Nedermafia?
Dutch Day?
Cat Day?
Feline Day?
Kitten Day?
Stop the Tigers Day?
We didn't have a good idea for this day Day?
Pancake Day?
Voidybuns Day?
Scumchat Day?
Love Day?
Huggle Day?
May Day?
Veteran Day?
Procrastination Day?
CPU Quota Day?
Lynch Bluehost Day?
Distraction Day?
Amusing Alliteration Afternoon?

Disclaimer: I just said whatever came to mind.

[Zindaras]

Mandatory Sexual Innuendo Day?

I like this one. It'd be funny.

Rhyming Day?

[Zindaras]

Teach us all how to say Oh My God You Suck in other languages.

Oh mijn God jij zuigt.

>.>
<.<

[Zindaras]

Ah, the good old days, where I got Pooky lynched in Cultural Revolution because he hadn't responded to my Mason-PMs (he was town, obvobv).

That's pretty much my only funny memory on this site.

[Zindaras]

Nedermafia?

Do we have enough Dutchies for this?

It would rock.

We used to.

I think that we could probably at least get a Mini-sized game, especially if I call over a couple of Dutchies from elsewhere. >.>

[Zindaras]

Once upon a time in a land far far away,
There were some scummers, and they were very gaie.
For they could kill each other at night,
And try to get others lynched with all their might.
Deceive, lie and mislead,
Delicious vice, sin, and greed.
They also have a great knack
For stabbing others in the back.
Spies, liars and traitors,
Murderous like alligators.

And those scummers did gather,
And blather and blather.
For in scumchat they would play,
If from mith they may.
And mith did speak,
"Gather yourself in a clique,
And go forth and kill each other,
For the fun of me and my brother."
And now they might play,
So the scummers went on their way.
Dethy, Upick, Supersaint,
And other setups, very quaint.
And they had to decide who would mod,
It would be Glork, their God.
And Upick they wanted to play,
Because they would choose their own role that way.
George Bush, Jar of Dirt, Bling Bling,
They could pick anything!

Our gladiators did gather,
To lynch and to blather.
But first Night Zero,
To decide who would be the first fallen hero.
Petroleumjelly was the first to fall,
And he immediately spit his gall.
"Bah, killed Night zero again, go Town,
Getting killed like that makes me down."
And Zindaras was sad,
For people who killed PJ made him mad.
So he used his vig,
Even though it was a one-shot gig.
And he did kill Thok,
But Thok had chosen Glrok,
And he was town,
So now everyone was down.
And they converged upon Zind,
Who ate one last peppermint.
Before being lynched brutally,
With a unanimous vote tally.
But, nay, he was not scum,
He was a bit of bubblegum.

But before the game could even continue,
The tigers did something they would rue.
They attempted to destroy our site,
But try as they might,
All was for naught,
As they were caught.
Mith was on his daily tiger patrol,
With that guy called mole.
And the tigers they did chase away,
And everyone was gaie.
For mafiascum was safe,
And an applause the scummers gave,
To mith, their hero,
Who is definitely not a zero.

And they continued their game,
And they lost, and who was to blame?
That silly Zindaras who killed Thok,
Because Thok was Glrok,
And Thok was a power role,
And winning with the town was his only goal.
So, dear scummers, what have we learned?
Don't vig Day One, or you'll get burned.

And tigers must die,
But we all knew that by
now.
Meow.

[Zindaras]

EBWOP: My avatar is

made

for this day.

[Zindaras]

I love you guys.

[Zindaras]

You seem to have forgotten, my young little friend.
How all references to the game of UPick should end.
For it is not Glork, Thok, or even mith whom forged UPick with their power
No, boys and girls, it was MR. 11TH HOUR!

I forgive you all for all your transgressions as long as you truly repent.

Yeah, I thought about working a reference (or even have you mod) to you in there,
To be honest and to be fair.
But I couldn't think of anything,
So I went instead with the Bling Bling.

[Zindaras]

People always seem to think I'm a girl, so I can be a minion!

[Zindaras]

Neko wa totemo kawaii desu!

>.>
<.<

That used to be my trademark. But *huggles* works too. *huggles everyone*

[Zindaras]

Kitten Day!

Everyone loves kittens!

[Zindaras]

I'm famous as backstabbing victim (off-site). Got stabbed in the back by a Mafia buddy turned Cultist (who was also reverse-miller and had claimed Cop). *sighs*

[Zindaras]

I expected this.

My back is scarred with the stabbings of knives.

[Zindaras]

Well, I don't have to be creative for yesterday, as I already wrote a poem a while ago.

I think I'll work on my wiki, I still need to add a couple of things to that.

[Zindaras]

Zindie replaced into a game for Replacement Day. And will you?

*needs replacement* >.>