You have two cows.

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Chesskid: CHESSCOWS!

Vi: Or maybe the cows are bulls.

Telo: Where I come from we milk our cows hourly.

Hider: If you milk the right one, you're safe. If you milk the wrong one, it'll kick you to death.

Bus Driver: You can switch the position of the two cows but only at night.

Jester: You never milk them and hope someone notices.

Song Contest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMpYoqJFfoQ

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Eat Poop You Cat (or Telephone Cat):



Oops! I thought you said "Tooth Ows"

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Scummies: Nominate Cow1 for

Rising Steer

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Image Thread:

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The Reckoning II: Electric Boogamoo:

Did you miss it last year? Well, your loss, because it was mind-blowingly awesome. Yes, those dates are right... this meat is over a week long. With New Year's Eve on December 31st, and my birthday on January 4th, it HAD to be this long! Stay as long as you like, or as short as you like. Just don't pull an Untrod Tripod cow and stay only long enough to bring your cud up all over Jovian's cow's trough, then dip out the next morning. There will be alcoholic beverages allowed at this event, but trust me... it's going to be way more controlled than last year. If you're regularly milked, you're not drinking. If you don't want to be around crazy partying but would like to stop by for a few days, PM me and I can schedule events around that.

Last year's event was so much fun, we just had to do it again. Onwards!

Hosts
xRECKONERx's cows
Grimmjow's cows
Jovian's cows
InflatablePie's cows

Dates
Friday, December 28th
through
Sunday, January 6th
Come and go as you please; if you need to arrive later/leave earlier, we can make arrangements

Activities
Board Games: We have quite the stocked up supply of board games here at the house, and of course you can bring your own! We currently have Battle Cows, Cosmic Cows, Unexploded Cows, and several more! Let us know what you want to bring. Also, we're all avid Moogic: The Gathering players, so if you have any cards, bring 'em.
Vidya Games: Pie's cows have a Ubox 360, I have a Heifect, I own a Stii with several games, and we also have an Nintendmoo 64. Bring games/controllers.
Battleshots: Ever played Battle Cows? It's that, with shots of liquor.
Fire Pit: There will probably be a few nights of staying warm at the fire pit in our backyard. The fire does attack flies, though, so make sure your tail is in good working order.
New Year's Eve: Last year, we all decided to stay in the barn and have a huge NYE celebration! This year, we may attend an event like crossing a downtown street or something.
Hitting the Town: Depending on the age of everyone attending, we may take a night or two and take everyone out to a few local barns/cattle cars.

Meals
Last time around, we didn't plant much simply because people were too tired to do it. This time around, however, we can definitely get everyone to chip in some buffalo chips (see what I did there?) and get some cheap fertilizer that way. Grass, alfalfa, etc. are all really easy and cheap to grow, especially when splitting between a number of cows. Last year, everyone kind of switched off doodies, and it came out pretty even for everyone.

Sleeping Arrangements
At ScumBarn (the place where Reck/Grimm/Pie/Jovian's cows live), we have plenty of sleeping arrangements. There are two stalls and an open area upstairs (there's a ramp), then downstairs in the COW CAAAAAVE we have two pull out stalls, the most comfortable hay you've ever been in, and a shit ton (pun intended) of open space. Bring some water, just to be safe, in case you get stuck with floor doody for one night. If you don't want to stay at the barn, there are a ton of nearby farms, and Gammamooey may be able to let some people crash with his cows if they want.

Transportation
By Horse Trailer: I live right at the juncture of US-1/US-64/I-40 in Raleigh, NC. I can give more specific directions to those who need it. I'll keep a buddy list below in case people want to collaborate on rides.
Looking for Rides:
Looking for Passengers:
By Plane: RDU-International airport is about 10-15 minutes away from my house. I can shuttle people to and from the airport (or Grimmcow can do it). Book a flight and let us know when you're arriving, and we'll be there. If it's in the middle of the night... we'll still be there, we'll just make you feel bad about it. You can also fly into Charlotte if it's cheaper, and a cattle car from Charlotte to Raleigh is only about $25.
By Cattle Car: I'm about five minutes away from the Cary, NC Amtrak station, and about ten minutes away from the Raleigh, NC Amtrak station in downtown. Can pick people up from either.
By Boat: Seriously, don't be a bull.

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Mod: You have two cows. One hasn't posted in some time, even after a prod, so you had to request a replacement. A goat PMed you asking for the spot.

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No, the cattle prod was issued before the replacement was required

Hydra: You have two cows, but they post as one, generating much discussion as to whether they should be permitted.

Dead Thread: You have two cows and a bunch of mourning Hindus.

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saulres: You have two cows, who haven't posted in exactly as much time as the mod indicated that prods would be sent out after.

@Mod: Could you please prod my cows?

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Micro Queue: You have only one cow. Its name is Swallow.

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Phone posting: You have two cows. You intended to only have one, but phone posting is

hard

...

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That's why you just always call them "co".

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When I played with him, I liked to pronounce it "scum".

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Signatures: You have two cows, and that's fine. If you get two more cows, though, they'll all have to be hidden.

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The South: You have two cows. For some reason, they're a major topic of discussion currently.

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Xalxe: You have two xowx and no one can agree how to pronounce them.

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Ban/Restriction Thread: Your two cows are banned for being alts of other banned users.

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And here I was just coming to post:

You are Mafiascum.net You have 504 cows.

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You have two cows. You tell somebody about your cows on the internet.

Don't talk about your cows outside of the farm!

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You have two cows. You switched the markings on them.

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Yes?