You have two cows.

[Guyett]

Guyett: you have a gun. You shoot the first cow you see.

I checked and I think I have a 75% chance of hitting scum record.... so I ain't too bad

[Siveure DtTrikyp]

Mafiascum currently: You have 2 cows... see, 1 - wait, where'd the other one go?

[saulres]

And here I was just coming to post:

You are Mafiascum.net You have 504 cows.

[Lucky2u]

All currently running games: Your cow has a hangover, when it woke up it was missing a friend and must now go on a wacky adventure to find him.

[talah]

You have two cows. You tell somebody about your cows on the internet. Your post disappears.

Do you still have cows?

[saulres]

You have two cows. You tell somebody about your cows on the internet.

Don't talk about your cows outside of the farm!

[Kcdaspot]

I have 25 cows today. Framm 18 has 24 cows today incidentally.

[Umbrage]

On-going games: you have two USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

[vonflare]

King of the hill mish mash game: You have a cow. everyone wants to steal it. PROTECT THE COW!!!

Corrupt a wish: You have what might be a cow, but probably not. It depends on the other players.

No-context quotes thread: You have one third of a cow. Go find the other two thirds.

No-quotes context thread: You have a barn. Co find a cow to fill it.

[Telo]

[phokdapolees]

bad necro is bad

[FakeGod]

this thread is 10/10 would read again tho

[vonflare]

Lapsa: Praise the lord, for the judgement of the cows is upon us.

[Who]

Choose Your Role Mafia: You have whatever you want. You decide to be a cow and hide among the humans. Everyone else decides to be a cow and the humans end up hiding among you.

[vonflare]

Bastard games: You have 2 cows. Out there somewhere is a beef burger, a shark, a cow tipper, a tractor, a cow costume, and some vanilla icecream that will transform into a bull on day 4.

[Psyche]

but i don't even have one cow

[vonflare]

Thor665: You have 2 smurfs.

[PokerFace]

In soviet russia: two cows have you

[T S O]

League of Legends thread: You have one cow, and a load of other cows which you occasionally rotate. Each cow is marginally different. Literally everyone in the community has an opinion on how to rear said cow despite actual knowledge gaps being gigantic. Occasionally, someone is so vociferous over how to raise your cow they have to leave the field, and everyone bitches about how some farmers think they're all that, before going back to give conflicting information on cow raising.

[Rhinox]

In soviet russia: two cows have you

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

In Soviet Russia, 2 cows have you.

[PokerFace]

[tn5421]

mafiacum.net: You have mad cow disease. You hump a cow.

[Feirei]

Me: You have a gun and 5 humans. You can't decide which to shoot because 2 are your town reads, 2 more are your friends, and the last one is conftown.

[Mr. Flay]

You are Tucows. You used to provide a service, but now you're just a zombie. You may not speak or vote in the thread. You win with GoDaddy.

[saulres]

You have two cows. You switched the markings on them.