Join the Forum Cult. All you have to do is post in this thread to join the cult, even if you didn't want to join it. You could write a conversation starter to trick someone into posting on this thread. Then they become cult. The goal is to get as many cult members as possible.
Cult Members: 1
Hey, now that I'm done playing a joke,
Since I wasn't actually serious,
Who came up with mafia, and how do you calculate the chances of winning a game?