Silly Examples of Meta

[Davsto]

Here is a thread where you self-meta in a style that - technically speaking - could be true, but are clearly ridiculous. Sorta to mock meta, since, while it's a good tool, it's definitely not perfect.

Here's my example:

If you think I am scum, you shouldn't lynch me D1. This is because I have won both of the scum games within which I was lynched D1, and lost both of the ones where I wasn't.

(I know it's more statistics there than meta but you get the drift).

[Felissan]

My sig says it all.

[Davsto]

This thread was 100% not inspired by that. At all.

Also, the only time I have ever claimed Doctor, I was scum. Thus, if I ever claim Doctor, I must be scum fakeclaiming.

[Cheetory6]

My scumgame is so good, you would have never voted me if I was scum this game.

[Plotinus]

if we lynched scum on day 1 it means that i'm town because in 100% of my scum games we lynched outside my faction.

[Plotinus]

if it's 3p lylo and i'm voting you and you're town it means i'm scum; i never vote wrong in 3p lylo.

*sample size: 2 town games.

[Ythan]

In face to face games certain players always think I'm town if I try to get a distracted group back to the game.

[All Alone]

In all ten of my completed games, I lost if I was nightkilled and won if I wasn't. Since dead players can't be nightkilled, I should always try to get lynched day 1 to ensure my victory.

[pirate mollie]

I am always right

[ika]

I am always right

^Lies

[pirate mollie]

I was being ironic!

[pieguyn]

I have a 100% winrate in the past year in games where I've been lynched! so, you should lynch me when I'm town, but not when I'm scum, cos then you'll automatically lose.

disclaimer: I've only been lynched twice, both as town.

[Cheetory6]

I have a 100% winrate in the past year in games where I've been lynched! so, you should lynch me when I'm town, but not when I'm scum, cos then you'll automatically lose.

disclaimer: I've only been lynched twice, both as town.

Well in that case, I won't vote to lynch you.
Because you'll flip town.

[Spiffeh]

If Netherspite is not the mod of the game, I am town.
If Netherspite is the mod of the game, I'm scum.

(All completed games of mine are town except for when I was jester, scum, and cult in 3 different games all modded by Netherspite)

[SilverWolf]

If Spiffeh is obtown, he's a PR. If I want to call him scum all game, he's a VT.

[Plotinus]

If nacho's in the game, I'm scum and he's town or at least not in my faction.

[Ankamius]

If I'm in 3p LyLo, I'm town.
If I'm in a game where scum just don't seem to die after several days (maximum one), I'm town.
If I get run up to L-1 and claim VT, I'm scum.

[Felissan]

If I'm lynched D1, one of my scum reads was right.
If I replace out, I'm town.
Heck, even if I post, I'm town.

[JokeExplainBot]

Here is a thread where you self-meta in a style that - technically speaking - could be true, but are clearly ridiculous. Sorta to mock meta, since, while it's a good tool, it's definitely not perfect.

Here's my example:

If you think I am scum, you shouldn't lynch me D1. This is because I have won both of the scum games within which I was lynched D1, and lost both of the ones where I wasn't.

(I know it's more statistics there than meta but you get the drift).

by

extrapolating data

from a

very small sample size

, he

draws illogical conclusions

[Davsto]

And the meta continues...

[talah]

My meta changes every game because I evolve every game.
Therefore, if you try to read my meta, you're wrong (because I am town and refer sentence above).

[Rob14]

I periodically read my own meta and try to incorporate my town tells into my scum game and vice versa. So if you think you're reading me based on a tell from 3 months ago, I'm probably the opposite alignment.

[TellTaleHeart]

You try to incorporate your scum tells into your town game? @_@

[Plotinus]

You try to incorporate your scum tells into your town game? @_@

I do. Usually when I discover a difference between the two, the scum version is townier than the town version.

[Espeonage]

If I reread from start to current and the game is longer than 20 pages, I am Third Party.

If Titus has flipped, I am the opposite. Ignore if she flips Third Party.

If I visibly didn't read the rules, I am town.

If I scumslip I am Innocent Child.