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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:02 am

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Well, the person above doesn't exist, obviously that means they can't be mafia as only a person that exists can get a mafia role. I will vote for anyone questioning the non existent person above me.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:47 am

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the moderator can't be scum so vampirate is town.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:50 am

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Obv town because his avatar makes me happy
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:51 am

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Kuribo's attack points aren't high enough to be mafia-aligned.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:57 am

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In post 3, KuroiXHF wrote:Kuribo's attack points aren't high enough to be mafia-aligned.



Town because scum would never be dumb enough to doubt my attacking power.

Edit: if that was a yugioh joke I suggest you click my wiki and scroll to "things I hate"
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:00 am

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town because gut.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:02 am

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Town because I don't know any scum that likes Mario.

And sorry, Kuribo. It was a Yu-Gi-Oh joke. I don't normally read people's wikis.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:41 am

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The fertile earth split slowly along its moist slit. The soft hole began to widen, stopping only once it had become a throbbing orifice within the very planet. From this soilgash, the Three Pronged Trouser God emerged. Dripping with the oils and juices of the inner earth, they rapidly raised themselves to a turgid state.


"This guy is town," said the middle, dominating head. Having passed his thick, sticky, fecund judgement, the Trouser God flogs the earth with a cat o nine tails, returning to be enveloped in the warm, damp earth for a post coital slumber.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:05 am

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YOU ARE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM KAIN TEPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:33 am

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I am scum. Since he is not my scum buddy, KainTepes is town
When I joined this site, I was a software tester for mobile business applications and the song PokerFace was not yet written by Lady Gaga
Now I test lottery and gambling software as my job. It's funny how my life has turned out. Somewhere a Time Traveler is laughing madly
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:39 am

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In post 9, PokerFace wrote:I am scum. Since he is not my scum buddy, KainTepes is town


What if it's multiball? Obviously PokerFace is town because if he were scum, he'd probably have figured out how many scum teams there are.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:16 am

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We need to have night and see kills to know how many scum teams their are. Your lack of understanding that, leads me to believe you don't possess a night kill, so you are town.

Also you are Kuribo, if you were scum you would be much more blunt with your actions and sass if you know what I mean
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:41 pm

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Pokerface isn't showing his emotions. Scum couldn't possibly be that calm.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:47 am

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When have you heard of a cow being scum? Name me one time.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:36 am

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Mad cow disease. If you were scum, you'd know that though.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:07 pm

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Only creatures from hell are town.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sun Mar 13, 2016 1:46 am

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In post 15, Dwlee99 wrote:Only creatures from hell are town.

Town because;
D is for dumb
W is for worthy
L is for labor
E is for eager
E is for effort

Scum know who scum are so they can't be dumb. Scum are not worthy of anything. Scum don't have to labor since they know who scum are. Scum aren't eager to solve a puzzle they know the answer to and don't put any effort in.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:39 am

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MarioManiac is town because he logically explains Dwlee's acronym.

Scum wouldn't go to tnat trouble to look townie.

Also, Mario's always the good guy.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:22 pm

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Ircher is town because scum don't make typos.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:41 pm

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Anyone who has joined the site on September 20, 2012 is proven town.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:49 pm

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Town tend to have really dumb reads.

Firebringer is obv town
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:55 pm

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Town because I don't feel like getting banned for arguing with him for another 75 pages like in Pikmin Mafia
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sun Mar 13, 2016 4:59 pm

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Literally never played with him before so I don't know how to read him. I'll lean town for now.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:27 am

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^^ Town.

Anyone with "pooh-pooh" and "buttplugs" in their sig is obv!town.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:43 am

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In post 12, KuroiXHF wrote:Pokerface isn't showing his emotions. Scum couldn't possibly be that calm.


What is this back sprite nonsense please?
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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