Rules:
("Borrowed" from Sykedoc...they probably won't be returned =P)
General Rules:
1) Do not troll. This is my damn town, I can kill you.
2) Don't try to outguess me. This isn't B-Mod, even though I'm certainly a bastard/douche.
3)
Blue
is my colour.
Colour
. Touch it and I will scalp you.
4) If you need to contact me about something like a post I should fix, please by all means use
Mod: Please fix my awful posting habits!
or something similar. Sometimes I may just respond with a hard "No"
5) Don't be a dick, I'm the only one allowed to do that.
6) If I make a mistake, point it out, but don't be cocky about it or I will crush you like a vitamin pill.
7) No game-related communication outside the thread, unless otherwise specified in your role PM.
8) Lynching for the most part is to your benefit. No lynches are not recommended but if you all make it clear that's what you want I'll consider it.
9)Bah! Posts are allowed. If you exceed one short Bah! then I will remove it
10)Enjoy the game and play to win.
11)Be civil.
Voting:
1) Votes must be bold in this fashion:
Vote: Your Mother
and preferably
VOTE: Your Mother
2) I will not count votes if you don't unvote the person you already are voting for. I won't remind you, I'll just wait until you process your mistake.
3) In order to lynch you need a majority. Don't try to screw with my math.
4) Concerning twilight, you may speak until the death post is up, when the thread is locked. The dead may bah post and nothing more, all others may jabber until I shut you up.
5) Do not exceed your Bah! post, or you lose it entirely.
6) No lynches may be voted for in this fashion:
Vote: No Lynch
(or
VOTE: No lynch)
7) Unvoting goes as such:
Unvote: Your Mother
. Again, I prefer
UNVOTE: Your Mother You don't need a name, but it'd be nice if you put it there.
8) After a hammer, they are dead as a doornail. Your unvote will not bring them back. Too damn bad.
Deadlines:
1) Day deadlines are as follows: 2 weeks unless I speed it up because you're doing nothing. Night deadlines range from 3 to 5 days, I will inform you all which is the case when its time.
2) If there is no lynch by the deadline, the player with the highest vote count is killed. Deadlines are there because I want you to get shit done, and you are going to get shit done. Endgame will change this policy as its stupid to have this at that point. I clearly won't lynch someone with 2 votes if you're all off that, its mostly majority or around that.
3) Deadlines are my way of saying get your crap together.
4) Deadlines are flexible, but only by a day or two. Day doesn't end until I tell you it's ended.
5) Deadlines can be extended upon request, depending on the situation.
6) All deadlines are in Australian Eastern Standard Time, deal with it.
Activity/Prods/Replacements:
1) I will prod you twice. After this you get a small grace period while I find a replacement. If you do not return, I remove you with the person I found. Don't whine.
2) You may ask to be replaced in the way I stated to communicate with me above.
3) If you do not post for 3 days I prod you.
4) If you are V/LA please communicate to me in the way stated previously.
Special Mod Rules:
1) I love
baseball
soccer, three strikes and you're out
anyway
. I'll modkill your ass.
2) I will fry you with great pleasure if you try to screw with me.
3) I am thy Lord, smiting is my specialty, if I tell you something is bothering me don't do it.
4) Did I say listen to what I say?
5) If you somehow know how to edit posts. DO NOT DO THIS.
6) If your text is too hard to read, you get a warning (not a strike).
7) Do not debate with me, I will add strikes for that.
8) Loophole usage is not acceptable and will result in one or multiple strikes. You know the general rules, if I forgot something DO NOT take advantage of it or I will slice you up into salad.
9) Posts must be readable and in English.
10) You may PM me with anything.
Have FUN!
