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[Elbirn]

VOTE: Big Elephant

why are we voting big elephant?

[Elbirn]

VOTE: Big Elephant

why are we voting big elephant?

ah, the classic vote and questioning the why of the vote

elbirn thoughts on professor mafia?

I don't think much about anything sorry

UNVOTE:
VOTE: minivirgo

[Elbirn]

Elbirn replaces Sando. Welcome!

Nice!

I look forward to having fuckall idea how to read you yet again

between you and the half dozen hydras and the replacements haha oh no I made a mistake

[Elbirn]

I have done it

I have

Read The Thread

I dont find it fruitful to do an A50 style catchup but I have acquired thoughts, and this is a good thing.

speaking of A50 he appears to be the sanest voice out of all of you. I wont townread setup spec because it's strictly NAI, anyone can bullshit some game theory, but he's prodding the game into the right direction and that's uh Good Enough For Now

Big Elephant is mislyn....hm. mis-elimination(?) bait.

....Mislim? miselim?

anyway. they are the obvious Day 1 "low charisma" wagon that happens in *checks notes* literally every game that has ever happened.

Big Elephant is sounding increasingly scummy, I think the TR on MiniVirgo is a deep pocket, and they're just generally agreeing with stuff and throwing out forced reads instead of solving.

I think mech talk is a bad way to TR people fwiw

VOTE: Big Elephant

Professor Mafia hasn't got much atm but what they do have I agree with so that can be a TR.

no JV you are at opposite ends of my solve
do you think im scum, if you do, why arent you voting me.
-shelly

^ this is good energy ^
I will put the elephants into my pocket where they will be safe from harm

my biggest concern is that i think it would be frowned upon to put down an elephant just like that

I will also be pocketing Harold.
not for the read so much as the banter, we need good banter.

uhhh what else

N_M is acting exactly as he would as any alignment

I don't know the rest of you

minivirgo is obvscum for saying basically what I said earlier about Giant Pachyderm being mis-elim bait, and then casing/voting them for.......being mis-elim bait I guess. I asked for an explanation on why we were voting for BE and the closest to a response I got was that and it felt like scummy content/timing

[Elbirn]

Would be willing to vote Elberin.

you don't even know me

[Elbirn]

I wont townread setup spec because it's strictly NAI

dam boy, big brain scum be doing setup spec in an open setup

you know what I'm talking about, eat my entire asshole

[Elbirn]

In my defense I didn't know you were gonna post a better catchup. I like your point on mini, tho.

VOTE: mini

The double derp is reasonably compelling, assuming that was the two different heads. Perspective slip, maybe? But by the end of your post we get into Shelly bein' Shelly.

Still better than voting someone who isn't here

VOTE: shelly/elephant/whatever

Keeping an eye on that prof maf slot tho

[man smiling but surrounded by question marks]

Johnny sweaty, you to get back on mini

[Elbirn]

minivirgo is scum-casing on bait and won't let go of a perceived easy elimination, zzz

[Elbirn]

VOTE: Big Elephant

why are we voting big elephant?

Why vote them if you have no reason to?

I mean it was all good back when I was still doing it but you're questioning it now? I joined the game the way I know how, vote the big wagon and see what happens. you reacted poorly.

[Elbirn]

also to all of the hydras: please present a united front on your reads and pushes. I'm not gonna do this shit where one of you says up while the other says down and then no matter what happens you throw your hands up and go "well we didnt believe that"

I'm not saying it's happening, but if it does I will scream hellfire. I presume yall got a hydra PT please utilize it

[Elbirn]

mini the entire point of a hydra is to form a consensus with your hydra mates. you already get to literally cheat by having two brains, and if you're scum you get the excuse of not being held accountable for your reads because oh that wasnt me that was the other head

dont make me policy all the hydras I dont wanna play like that I just want people held accountable

[Elbirn]

Did everyone other than me, A50 and N_M just create a dumb alt for this game?

unfortunately this is my main and I am simply like this

[Elbirn]

I think Johnny is acting fairly opportunistic but I think they're also Town, I'll have to read back on their ISO

- JV

I don't like how he voted for shelly despite constantly bringing up experiences about her being town, dying d1, and acting just like this, or "shelly being shelly" I think it was.

Also, two posts in particular pinged me. Hang on, I'll go find them.

oh good you see it too I dont have to do the work you'll do the work

[Elbirn]

I think Johnny is acting fairly opportunistic but I think they're also Town, I'll have to read back on their ISO

- JV

I don't like how he voted for shelly despite constantly bringing up experiences about her being town, dying d1, and acting just like this, or "shelly being shelly" I think it was.

Also, two posts in particular pinged me. Hang on, I'll go find them.

oh good you see it too I dont have to do the work you'll do the work

wait

I thought this was about minivirgo

d a r n

[Elbirn]

I think Johnny is acting fairly opportunistic but I think they're also Town, I'll have to read back on their ISO

- JV

I don't like how he voted for shelly despite constantly bringing up experiences about her being town, dying d1, and acting just like this, or "shelly being shelly" I think it was.

Also, two posts in particular pinged me. Hang on, I'll go find them.

Yeah that's what I am talking about regarding them being opportunistic

but you did the same thing
these same posts literally confused me as to which of you two were being discussed

[Elbirn]

UNVOTE:

on God there was minivirgo posts like "shelly is bait" and "I townread shelly" and then suddenly "heres a case on shelly after elbirn replaced in askin' about the shelly (bigelephant) wagon"

but now we're in a reality where those posts don't exist so I just look like I'm full of shit, or I'm too tired to sift through the noise that is minivirgos iso I dont wanna vote here until I think better

[Elbirn]

MiniVirgo is town because of this, Elbirn. This is absolutely brilliant if they managed to come up with this as scum. I think it's just genuine though.

I will give you the common courtesy of thinking about your words when I can but I don't really vibe with "scum will/won't/can/can't do this" arguments

pedit: @ the votecount who are like half of these fuckers
holy shit the countdown only just started??

[Elbirn]

VOTE: Professor Mafia

shelly why are we voting for professor mafia?

[Elbirn]

uhh hm

shelly is L-2. if you put her at L-1 then notmafia will probably lol hammer because that is what he does. so maybe don't

there I done my civic duty going back to work

[Elbirn]

Oh so in other words, yeet NM next if they hammer. Gotcha

- JV

ya ever hear the story about the scorpion and the frog?

it's not the scorpion I'll be mad at

[Elbirn]

Oh so in other words, yeet NM next if they hammer. Gotcha

- JV

ya ever hear the story about the scorpion and the frog?

it's not the scorpion I'll be mad at

I feel this is an epic metaphor I am missing the point of

- JV

so the gist of the tale is theres a scorpion and a frog sitting along a riverbank, savvy? and they both want to cross the river, but only the frog knows how to swim.

the scorpion says, "yo homie lemme get a ride"
and the frog says "breh you're a scorpion you'll sting me"
and the scorpion says "no way my guy, if I sting you we'll both drown"

so the frog says okay, and the scorpion hops on the frogs back. halfway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog. the frog asks, "why?", and the scorpion says something along the lines of "it is my nature. how could I have done anything else?". the frog dies and the scorpion drowns.

[Elbirn]

That's depressing as fuck but cool at the same time

- JV

me reacting to N_M shitposting through life

[Elbirn]

sorry but I'm not feeling like mafia today I feel vaguely unwell I had a few alcohols yesterday which I usually dont do and I need to rest honestly it's a nice rainy day I have videogames I'll read later sorry

[Elbirn]

Alright, let's not waste our time:

VOTE: derp

That's E-1

TIME TO CLAIM

ALSO, ANY LOL!HAMMER WILL BE CONSIDERED A SCUM CLAIM. NO EXCEPTIONS

(Except for you, N_M)

VOTE: Derp

I fucking SAID

[Elbirn]

I fucking SAID

this also sounds rather lamisty imo.

Elbirn, thoughts on JohnnyFarrar?

pls dont use acronyms and alphabet soup on me it riles me up they're all thought terminating cliches

derp is dead and it's all because of uh idk probably a50 and n_m conspiring to fuck with me and now I have to figure that out

as for johnnyfarrar they are a player in this game that much I can say for certain. do you have a more direct question perhaps? prod me into a good direction

[Elbirn]

as for johnnyfarrar they are a player in this game that much I can say for certain. do you have a more direct question perhaps? prod me into a good direction

yeah. ok challenge 1 sort these names from town -> scum

Professor Mafia
A50
MiniVirgo
MWNN
JohnnyFarrar

probably somewhere like

MWNN
A50=johnny?
Prof
mini

or I'm just mad at mini for shit like:

Spicy take. Not_Mafia and Elbirn are scum together and they formulated that plan to get mad at them to distance.
Also A50 is v big wrinkler brain for putting them at L-1 while at the same time inviting N_M to hammer.
- JV

mini was town reading me yesterday but now they're floating bait like this? nah

[Elbirn]

MWNN

do tell?

oh no dont I was given a list of 5 people I don't townread in a game where everyone is a murky nothing and I will not be trapped into people saying I hard townread mwnn

[Elbirn]

I do so love having double the amount of posts from you because you have to quote/sign everything

that doesnt absolutely ruin the noise:signal ratio, which has already been an utter slog, or anything

[Elbirn]

like literally just play and I will hold both heads accountable for everything because you're supposed to be the same person EZ clap

[Elbirn]

On God I wanted to tell shelly to fuck off for laser-beaming scum so well she was clearly and obviously cheating but knew it would just look like sour apples

Now I get to tell her to fuck off forever, this was so bad it made me recommit to never playing mafia again

[Elbirn]

I get one scum game in about 4 years and its wasted on a child looking for an ego boost, I'm mad all over again