Open 471: Zombie Attack! (GAME OVER)

[kuribo the white]

sleepy krew needs a prod

That would negate the point of replacing him, dear Mollie.

An extension is preferable, but I'll be reading the game when I get home from work just in case.

[kuribo the white]

Shit shit shit
I'm going to try to catch up and stay caught up and I'll replace out if I have to but I really don't want to. Really sorry

You've already been replaced. (#457)

but I'll vote them for your trouble (and that I do think you might be scum)

VOTE: Kuribo the white

I love the opportunism here. Can't wait for the replacement to catch up, let's powerlynch it three days before deadline! Right?

[kuribo the white]

by the way, this is my alt where I'm trying not to rage and yell at people


what better way to do that than by playing a game with the first person I ever raged at

[kuribo the white]

Are you willing to disclose who you are an alt of?

You're kidding right?

I think it's fairly obvious.

[kuribo the white]

hi empking <3

[kuribo the white]

for a fair amount of backstory, I've always been the screaming ragey type of poster


then I caught my wife cheating on me with some skinny guy she met on world of warcraft

which caused my rage on this site to become a festering, murderous anger, the sort that caused people to replace out rather than play with me

this filled me with so much shame that I retired

So, now that I'm legally separated, I'm taking on a fresh start by trying to find out if Porochaz was right when he once said that if I'd just stop screaming at people, I might actually be better at mafia


but I assume Rob is asking for meta reasons, so here's some of my last few completed games:

WWE Attitude Mafia (loss as scum)
Catch-22 Mafia (win as scum)
Weather Mafia II (win as town)
Revolution Mafia (loss as town)

[kuribo the white]

Look at the Rob wagon, look at the unvoting of the Rob wagon, look at the SK wagon. You can also see the Siv wagon.

I don't think the Siv wagon means much since that's from early game, but I can see the Rob wagon and dropping off seemingly just from Rob doing the complete post of his reads.

UNVOTE: Kuribo
VOTE: ThAdmiral

Did my accusation of opportunism hit that close to home?

[kuribo the white]

Ugh screw it I'm not reading all of these

Can someone just give me tl;dr cases on each person being voted currently?

I know exactly how you feel, this is excruciating.

[kuribo the white]

someone sum up the case on ThAd and i might be convinced to help you lynch him without reading the game


alternatively, I'm not feeling molly here, and the voided wagon seems artificially motivated

[kuribo the white]

by "not feeling" i mean not feeling her as town


something about her gives me the heebie jeebies

[kuribo the white]

kuribo I mage I did a pretty good impression of you in audio! or did you not hear it. why are you using total crap reasoning to justify a lynch in a game that you are scrambling around in.

i probably didn't hear it, i dropped out of audio mafia when my marriage hit the rocks. well, even moreso.

i didn't see where I'm trying to justify your lynch. i said something seems off about you. please believe, if I wanted to push your lynch, I'd be doing it

[kuribo the white]

kuribo is town no way would he pull this shit if he were scum.

and which of my scum / town games have you read, if you don't mind my asking?

[kuribo the white]

Vote: ThAdmiral

haven't read the game, but it'd be better than nothing with deadline coming up


come on, ThAd, give me some of them warm fuzzies that I'm so used to seeing from you

[kuribo the white]

Mollie, I absolutely would discuss my personal life regardless of alignment, and have done so many rimes as town and as scum. In fact, I linked earlier to catch 22 Mafia where I complained endlessly about my cheating whore of a wife.

Also given our history, empking's continued survival pretty much makes it obvious I don't get a kill.

Although honestly I have no idea whether VM suspected me or not. I dont recall hos posts standing out to me. I'd have probably just badgered you guys into lynching him if I wanted him dead.


More later but I'm at work at the moment

[kuribo the white]

Lemme get this straight

Mollie wanted to find empking's buddy but hasn't gone after him. And she is currently voting his scum read. His scum read where he somehow tried to connect the NK to HD. The NK being someone that argued with Mollie all day. Plus Mollie asking several times what people thought of empking.

They're buddies. Or at least one is, and the partner is cheery dog.


Who says I can't catch scum without screaming?

vote: Mollie

Vote: empking

Either of them is fine for rope.

[kuribo the white]

I'm not quite sure how to say "when you get to hell tell them Kuribo sent you" without screaming.

[kuribo the white]

Am I scum, Mollie? Funny you were buddying me until I called you out.

[kuribo the white]

A vote on cheery? Citing the third vote.as clearing someone? Get to steppin', you're done here.

[kuribo the white]

AND that appeal to emotion. AND calling smoking cleared after hunting for his buddy.

Say hi to the dead QT for me

[kuribo the white]

Empking. Not smoking. Stupid autocorrect

[kuribo the white]

Trying something new is still a null tell. I made no bones.about. the fact that I retired because of several incidents where people wanted to replace out rather than play with me. Including my own scum partner in Catch 22. And Of course I CA fake an interaction. Any half decent player can.

[kuribo the white]

Hey before you go can you at least vote your buddy? We can save you for last since I like you better than empking.

[kuribo the white]

Oh and "whatever " is not a valid response to a town inquiry.

I am genuinely sorry you had to be scum against me.

[kuribo the white]

Even if Mollie thinks she's caught for the wrong reason, her response has not come from a town mindset.

Holy shit I'm channelling DGB.

[kuribo the white]

Mollie says she would kill empking but wont vote him while looking for his buddy.

Personally I'd always kill empking just cause I hate arguing with him to the point I once fakeclaimed scum just to make it stop.

[kuribo the white]

I don't have to paint your responses as scummy when you've for a big old bucket of that paint yourself.


Your town read on empking is artificial. You call him town for asking about the NK. If anything, you should know that's actually a classic scumtell

Your readon me is artificial as well. You calked me town until it was no longer convenient. To do so. You called empking scum until it made more sense to protect rather than bus.

[kuribo the white]

Twice now Mollie has cited very old scumtells as town tells for empking. Third vote on town wagon and the congratulating the.doc variant.

[kuribo the white]

but I guess scum decided to circle the wagons and go for what they thought was an easy lynch which I guess they think is me.

Of the players in this game who do you think would do that?

Christ man, if you wanted to know who you need to NK after she's dead, at least be subtle about it.

[kuribo the white]

Mollie exactly. We don't have a scum flip so why were you trying to find empking's buddy?

[kuribo the white]

Uh no

If we lynch town on first lynch, it's LYLO for the second

That isn't MYLO

HD is town and ill not hear otherwise.

[kuribo the white]

Mollie if I'm scum then where's the vote?

That's what I'm saying. Your reads are artificial and don't match your votes.

[kuribo the white]

Also please note empking ignoring these exchanges while we talk about him.

[kuribo the white]

No Mollie. Not only did I not follow that game after I dropped out, I still have no idea who was what alignment. In fact I barely posted on this site at the time.

[kuribo the white]

Funny you should mention. It was your ISO that led me to believe you're scum.

Have you forgotten you get multiple votes? You're not voting me because you know you need to calk me scum to discredit me, but you also know I'm extremely hard to Lynch. And nearly impossible to Lynch as town

[kuribo the white]

No one expects you to. Please bus Mollie now.

[kuribo the white]

Empking and Mollie if one of you busses the other maybe I'll reward you with some town cred.




Lol who am I kidding you both need rope

[kuribo the white]

Btw for those playing along at home: mollie's assertion that she would self hammer is invalid in this setup. A hammer wouldn't silence discussion and send the game to night.

[kuribo the white]

AND BY THE WAY how dare you call this wagon low hanging fruit, its not like it had.all kinds of steam when I came along.

You're hardly the easiest Lynch in this playerlist

[kuribo the white]

Rob re : 661

For my money, scum have no need of pointing out that the day would end in LYLO rather than MYLO.

Serves them better to let people think we're approaching MYLO. Two town lunches today would in fact end the game upon the night kill. A town Lynch and then a no Lynch would also end the.game upon night kill. I don't think scum would point that out.

[kuribo the white]

But that doesn't matter as I fully intend to string both scum before the night phase. I hate three way lylos and ill be damned if I want to go to one here.

[kuribo the white]

AND BY THE WAY how dare you call this wagon low hanging fruit, its not like it had.all kinds of steam when I came along.

You're hardly the easiest Lynch in this playerlist

I got put at L1 for some of the shittiest reasoning I have ever seen and you want to try to tell me that that at a 1 and a half of crap dialogue where no one is even remotely listening to me is not low-hanging fruit? keep tell yourself anything you need to in order to make yourself feel good about this lynch kuribo.

wait, I thought you thought I was scum? If I'm scum, I don't need to tell myself anything for fulfilling my win condition.

And it's not shitty reasoning. And even if the original reasoning WAS shitty, your reaction since is extremely anti-town.

As Rob said, town would be trying to tell us who scum are and who's town and why.

[kuribo the white]

empking's refusal to comment on anything during mollie's lynch points to them as buddies

empking's refusal to comment on his own wagon points to him as scum

the fact that mollie hammered herself instead of empking is pretty damning evidence that he's her partner

[kuribo the white]

ie with both scum at L-1 and with herself as the obvious lynch anyway, she could have hammered "Emp-town," and just allowed herself to be the second lynch of the day while ensuring her buddy lives into night.

but she hammered herself because Empking is that buddy

[kuribo the white]

furthermore, i suspect they must have discussed the idea of self-hammering in the scum QT, hence her remark that "Empking and I would both self-hammer as scum"

[kuribo the white]

I'm perfectly willing to send him straight to hell myself, and personally I think I've earned the right to hammer him.

Anyone got anything else to say?

[kuribo the white]

Let's put this game on ice, then. If somehow Empking isn't scum, then Mollie deserves alot of credit for that buddying.

I really don't think that's the case. I don't think either of them intended to get caught out like that.

Vote: Empking

[kuribo the white]

As soon as Empking flipped town, I realized it was Rob.

Too bad I wasn't in 3-way LYLO.

I never even made it to the dead QT.


In short, I suppose I should have just raged as always.

[kuribo the white]

Empking, why the fuck didn't you fight your lynch when we were calling you mollie's buddy?

Don't answer that, we already know IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING EMPKING

[kuribo the white]

ah geez, see, you made me caps and everything