Mini 993: The Kids Don't Like It - Game Over.

[Fate]

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP ME OUT!

BUT I CAN JUST PULLING MYSELF BACK IN!

ABAHAWHAHHAH

[Fate]

<3 KittyMo

>__>
<__<

WAIT DO I KNOW YOU?

VOTE: MAFIASSK

[Fate]

1 week deadline with deadline lynches and "first one to get da votes" ruleset huh....

Should be interesting.

OH SHIT ELLIE YOU FOUND ME OUT!

[Fate]

I was here first.

Also we're in Confirmations still?

LYNCH ALL LIARS!

Unvote:
Vote: Troll

Mod Note: Fixing the title of the thread now.

[Fate]

VOTE: SERAPHIM

[Fate]

Oh 7p huh?

Damn small games. How many scum are there?

Unvote:
Vote: Ellie

Just Ellie?

[Fate]

Unvote:
Vote: Pom

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR

[Fate]

What the fuck open set-up?

....

How the hell am I supposed to gambit now?

[Fate]

I dunno Pom

Mod is there a limit to how many times I can switch my vote?

[Fate]

Wait Troll talks in first person when he mods??

BASTARD MODDING IMO

[Fate]

WHO TEH FUCK?

IMPERSONATING THE MOD!

MODKILL!

UNVOTE:
VOTE: MIGHT ORBOTS!

[Fate]

WHAT IS GOING ON!??!?!

POM DID YOU DO THIS?

I KNEW THERE WERE SECRET ROLES!

UNVOTE:
VOTE: POM

[Fate]

I ended up dying in my 4th mini anyway.

Funny how these things work out.

Is Pom dead yet?

[Fate]

GET THE FUCK BACK ON THE BIGGER WAGON.

WE HAVE THE SCUM NARROWED DOWN TO POM, MAFIA, AND SOMEONE ELSE WHO GOT MENTIONED>

AND WE HAVE 3 LYNCHES.

DO MATH, LYNCH SCUM.

[Fate]

YOU ONLY WIN A PRIZE IF YOU HAMMER SCUM, JAILBAIT!

[Fate]

If I'm a cat, you're a nacho, and nachos can't talk. The fact that you are speaking contradicts this. Therefore, your post is invalid.

OH MY GOD WHAT A MISREP.

HE IS NOT A FUCKIN NACHO.

HE IS NACHO-MAMMA. HE ISN'T RELATED TO YOUR SCUMBAG HIDE KITTY!

IS POM DEAD YET? ELLIE WE NEED A FLIP TO DO THAT THING YOU'RE PROPOSING. WE ALREADY HAD OUR TWO WAGONS COME BACK TO US.

ACTUALLLY DO YOUR THING YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD TONIGHT.

[Fate]

WHAT THE HELL IS A MO AND WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT VOTING POM?

[Fate]

META
FUCKIN
SLIP.

KITTYMO ONLY TAKES THING SLOW AS SCUM.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: POMEGRANATE

LYNCH PLEASE.

"And a nachomamma is someone who is not your mamma."

Why nacho? Why did you go and explain it to her?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COOLPOINTS NACHO?

[Fate]

AND IF YOURE GONNA EXPLAIN IT WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU EXPLAIN THE FUCKIN 8 AT THE END OF YOUR NAME?

IT ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BUT I ASSUMED THERE WAS SOME COOL REASON BEHIND.

NOW IM NOT SO SURE.

[Fate]

Epic. That was the only thing that could've saved your awesome-status.

[Fate]

<3

[Fate]

I STILL haven't answered that question Seraph.

Any reason you called me town?

ELLIE WHY IS SERAPH TOWN AGAIN? JUST CAUSE TOWN RAN HIM UP TO L-1 CORRECTLY?

FUCK IT.
ITS ONLY 5 PAGES I THINK ILL DO A RE-READ.

[Fate]

(or even being game related... who the hell cares what a Nacho-mamma is?)

(or even being game related

game related

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

(Kitty: You are the youngest? When's your birthday?)

VOTE: POMEGRANITE

[Fate]

Or we can lynch MafiaSSK today in the case that Pom is somehow town.

He's lurking again and he SELF-PROCLAIMED that the only way to deal with that is to lynch them.

Unvote:
Vote: MafiaSSK

As long as you guys don't forget Pom is obvscum when Ellie or me dies. PROMISE ME YOU WON'T BE MANIPULATED BY SOMEONE WHO SHARES YOUR GENITALIA KITTY.

[Fate]

We're not lynching Nacho today.

Seraphim who is scum on the Nacho wagon.

[Fate]

Wasn't Pom voting you before she apparently got a town read on you and started following you around?

Or did I forget something.

NACHO I'LL HAMMER IF YOU DON'T CLAIM IN YOUR NEXT POST AND MOVE YOUR VOTE FROM KITTYMO.

[Fate]

Point out the misrep scum.

We can go back to lynching you at the drop of a fuckin HAT so don't even cross swords with me.

[Fate]

Fate: You like to do crazy stuff in games, right, without thought of consequence?

If you're baiting me to hammer Nacho I'll say it right here right now:

NO GOD DAMN IT.
I'M NOT LYNCHING FUCKIN' NACHO OVER POM OR MAFIASSK NO MATTER HOW BADLY I WANT TO.

Kitty what are you talking about? Pom thinks I'm scum and she's wrong. If she wants to try and play "fate is scum here's why" let her play because her case is already contrived and shit and she's calling out misreps that didn't happen.

[Fate]

Yes I am fuckin' crazy.

You have a point or something?

[Fate]

Because I didn't KNOW I was putting you at L-1.

And Fate ALWAYS knows what he's doing.

KittyMo, unvote Nacho. I'm fuckin serious I don't care about you weird abstract scum reads. MafiaSS can hammer him right now knowing he was going to be the obv alternate lynch either today or tomorrow.

[Fate]

I thought I was obvtown Seraph.

[Fate]

Just because two people are lurking doesn't make one of them scum.

Just like how one of Elli and myself aren't scum.

And yeah I derailed the Nacho wagon. Since you're so damn interested in my supposed CRAZY METAZ do you think I'd really let Nachobuddy live like this?

Oh wait you're setting up lynches for Nacho's flip. Since if he flipped scum you could NEVAR be scum, amirite?

[Fate]

K then vote MafiaSSK if you want to have a chance at lynching one of them.

[Fate]

Let me guess, I'm going to scroll up and see Mafia posting a LOT more frequently now that he's under pressure?

Yeah whatever. Just hammer it he won't change his ways.

[Fate]

Nah wait, I guess I have been a little TOO bloodthirsty lately.

You aren't lurking MafiaSSK
MAH BAD I DO LURK BY POSTS PER PAGE NOT POSTS PER DAY.

Unvote:
Vote: Pom

[Fate]

It makes PERFECT sense, he read it the same way I did and I am town so so is NACHO.

Nacho just needs to wake up and realize SERAPH DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY, HE MEANT IT AS A WAY TO UNDERSTAND FATE AND HIS EARLIER UNVOTE. MOVE ON PLEASE.

[Fate]

NO NOTHINGS UP.

YOU ARE OBVSCUM BECAUSE YOU DARED TO LAY A VOTE ON ME.

DIE
FIRE
IN?

[Fate]

ELLIE I ONLY UNVOTE SSK BECAUSE I HAD VOTED HIM JUST FOR LURKING.

I WAS WRONG ABOUT THAT.

HE STILL DESERVES ROPE FOR THE SHIT HE POSTS WHEN HE DOES POST THOUGH, SO I'M STILL DOWN.

[Fate]

Ask and ye shall receive

Unvote:
Vote: MafiaSSK

[Fate]

God damn how does he do it...

[Fate]

I'll tell you after his next post, pinky swearz.

[Fate]

^That's why Nacho is town.

[Fate]

Bump, MafiaSSK lynch is a go.

[Fate]

Kitty they'll kill us both N1 and N2 so you can feel free to lynch Nacho D3, but TODAY we're not lynching Nacho.

[Fate]

THERE'S NO POST NUMBERS HOW DO WE GET THERE BEFORE TROLL?

[Fate]

I MEANT THEY'LL KILL BOTH OF US AS IN ELLIE AND ME.

THEY ARE GOING TO LEAVE YOU ALIVE TO SCREW UP KITTY

[Fate]

THIS POST IS ME DISCUSSING READS WITH ELLIE.

/FILLER
>_>
<_<

[Fate]

That means I BEAT THE MOD FIRST.


AND NONE OF YOU ACKNOWLEDGED IT.

I BELIEVE THAT MAKES ME CLEARED

[Fate]

start using Google Chrome

>_>?

[Fate]

Scum don't have a NK either...?

WHY DID NO ONE CLEAR THIS UP WHEN I WAS SAYIN ME N ELLIE WERE GONNA EAT BULLETS?

[Fate]

VOTE: ELLIE

BITCH. YOU LIED TO ME.

[Fate]

ELLIE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SCUM HAD A NK ONLY UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS.

BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU WERE AFRAID I'D THINK YOU KNEW TOO MUCH ABOUT THE SET-UP TO BE TOWN.

SO YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN BUDDIES KEPT THEIR MOUTH SHUT.

BURN ELLIE BURN.

[Fate]

I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE>

IM TIRED OF BEING NEIGHORIZED WITH SCUM.

IM NOT VOTING NACHO EVER>

EVEREVEREVER

[Fate]

IM SERIOUS ABOUT ELLIE SCUM.

ROLE RELATED INFO GUYS.

IF A TOWNIE IS LYNCHED ANOTHER TOWNIE GETS A 1_SHOT INSPECT SO GIDDYUP COWBOY LETS GO

[Fate]

WUT.

ME N U ARE IN NO OTHER GAMES THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ELLIE.

[Fate]

YOU'RE GUILTY AND YOU KNOW IT.

IM NOT BEING PARANOID.

YOU ARE NOT A TOWN ELLIE.

[Fate]

GUYS ELLIE JUST CALLED ME SCUM!!!

HE CALLED ME SCUM WITH NO VOTE!!

LYNCH PLEASE.

[Fate]

WAIT A SECOND.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DON'T GET A LITTLE HAT THING?


WHAT THE FUCK MITH?

[Fate]

You guys think I'm frickin jokin' don't ya?

Ellie's scum for realz.

Here:

Ellie you have ONE post to tell me why MafiaSSK's flip makes Nacho scum.

EXACTLY

ONE

POST.

Cause all this settin up mislynches bullshit doesn't fly with me.

Oh and I know who your buddy is too Ellie.

[Fate]

SOMEONE'S AVOIDING POSTING IN THIS THREAD

You know who you are.

[Fate]

LETS CELEBRATE OUR SADNESS AND VOTE ELLIE,

WHADDYA SAY POM?

[Fate]

(Seriously Pom you didn't comment on her at ALL so now you HAVE to bus in her your next post in order to have any cred D3)

[Fate]

ALTPOSTING IS THAT HOW SCARED YOU ARE ELLIE?

THE FUCKIN SERA WAGON WAS BASICALLY RVS, DONT GIVE ME ANALYSIS OF BULLSHIT WAGONS.

I'D STRIKE A DEAL WITH YOU ELLIE, I'D SAY: oh ok you can bus Pom today fun fun.

BUT YOU'LL JUST KILL ME TONIGHT AND MANIPULATE THE REST OF THESE CHRONIES WITH EASE.

[Fate]

NACHO ISN'T EVEN FUCKIN HERE

[Fate]

YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN YTHAN STOP FLAILING.

[Fate]

YOU'RE STRINGING TOGETHER YOUR AFTERTHOUGHTS UNNATURALLY.

I REPEAT.

YOU ARE NOT. TOWN. ELLIE

[Fate]

Nacho, why didn't you vote?

[Fate]

NACHO STALL OUT THE DEADLINE WE CAN TAKE OUT ELLIE THIS WAY

[Fate]

OH BABY BABY IM PUSHIN THIS LYNCH THROUGH

[Fate]

ITS CLAIM TIME ELLIE

[Fate]

Hey Ellie kill Nacho not me, please?

[Fate]

Nacho that wasn't a fucking hammer.

[Fate]

Ellie will you vote Pom with me?

[Fate]

hehehhehehHEHEHEH
AHAHWA
WHA
HAHAHAHHAHAH

BWHAHAHAHHAH!

YOU DIDN'T KILL ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ELLIE?

OH LORD WELL TAKE POSTGAME

[Fate]

So we lynch Pom then KittyMo.


Works for me.

Vote: Pomegranate

I WANT THIS WIN CELEBRATED WITH FIREWORKS. LETS GO NACHO

[Fate]

Hey Ellie kill Nacho not me, please?

You're forgiven. Nacho's your

real

buddy afterall.

You thought you could WIFOM KittyMo with killing Seraphim over me at 3p?

HA SHE'LL NEVER VOTE ME. YOUR PLAN FAILED EPICLY AS ALWAYS

<3

[Fate]

WIFOM KittyMo into lynching me at 3p by leaving me alive and killing me Seraphim***

[Fate]

Posting drunk is fun****

NACHO COME ON LET''S GET THIS DONE POM DESERVES THIS MISLYNCH

[Fate]

Mod Note: Once one mafia member has been lynched the other goon will get to kill each day (including the one in which the first goon was lynched) for the remainder of the game.

OH HOLY FUCK GOOD THING I RECHECKED THE RULES!!!!!!

Unvote:

THAT WAS CLOSE.

[Fate]

mmmm MyLo...the best kind of LyLo.

WE'RE NOT NO LYNCHIN CUZ I DUN WANNA DIE.'

ILLL VOTE IN MY NEXT POST DAMN IT

[Fate]

Hai Kitty.

I'll explain myself later, Fate guaranteed. At least let Nacho post today first before you go saying crazy shit

[Fate]

Sell it to me Kitty, I'm interested.

Because I'm an arrogant bastard and my secret theory is 150% true.

Whereas yours is incomplete as you haven't even seen Pom or Nacho post today.

[Fate]

That's all?

Oh god Kitty you're too predictable.

I hate typing on this computer I'm on so it'll have to wait for tomorrow but I'm going to actually do a non-Fate like post that will lead us to victory.

[Fate]

Kitty, I'm telling you this megapost tomorrow is going to make you orgasm.

So make sure you're alone.

[Fate]

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON BABY I'LL BE HOME SOON.

I'M WAITING FOR EITHER POM OR NACHO TO POST SINCE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO AND THEN I'LL SIMULPOST, THUS SHOWING OFF MY ABILITY TO TELL THE FUTURE.

[Fate]

"True happiness is knowing you have someone waiting for you out there." -REDACTED

<3

[Fate]

Good lord Pomegranate you suck so much ass as town.

No lynching=Fate dead=game lost.

But this is one of those rare instances where you're lucky as hell I'm familiar with your "I never really do anything notable as town" meta

[Fate]

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU KITTY:

[Fate]

FUCK.

POM ISN'T SCUM.

4 town, 2 scum.
Town lynch.
3 town, 2 scum.
Scum lynch.
2 town, 1 scum.
Town lynch.
0 town, 1 scum
Scum wins.

4 town, 2 scum.
Scum lynch.
3 town, 1 scum.
Tiown lynch.
1 town, 1 scum.
Scum wins.

4 town, 2 scum.
Town lynch.
3 town, 2 scum.
Town lynch.
2 town, 2 scum.
Scum wins.

^EXHIBIT A

[Fate]

^That's why Nacho is town.

I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE>

IM TIRED OF BEING NEIGHORIZED WITH SCUM.

IM NOT VOTING NACHO EVER>

EVEREVEREVER

EXHIBIT B

[Fate]

No one as far as I can tell. If anyone, Pom, but I'm going to give her the benefit of a doubt right now. I'm also pretty sure Kitty is town.

We're lynching either MafiaSSK or Nacho today.

EXHIBIT C

[Fate]

Now that I've got all the cards on the table, let's take a stroll through this game shall we?

D1:
Seraphim gets quickwagoned and my reaction to it makes both me and Seraphim obvtown
Nacho wagon is built. KittyMo has a gut feeling Nacho is scum <<<<
I refuse to lynch Nacho, outright REFUSE
MafiaSSK lame lurker lynch is pushed through instead
D2:
Ellie (scum) starts pushin Nacho's lynch
Fate pushes Ellie's lynch instead
Nacho joins Fate on Ellie's lynch
Scum get lynched.
N2:
Seraphim is killed.
D3:
Kitty votes Pom
Fate quickvotes Pom cause she deserves a mislynch
Nacho hammers for the win.

BUT OH WAIT I'VE STOPPED AND THOUGHT ABOUT THINGS BECAUSE I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON:

Scum QT snapshot:

Ellie: ZOMG NACHO? WE"RE GONNA RAPE THIS TOWN
Nacho: I NO RITE!??
Ellie: OH FUCK MAE HAS CONFIRMED? I WANT HER MANIPULATABLE ASS IN THIS GAME, ASK TROLL FOR MORE TIME!
*Fate replaces in*
Ellie: GOD DAMN IT! WE BOTH HAVE TO SUCK HIS NUTS HARD IF WE WANT TO HAVE ANY CHANCE OF HIM NOT CATCHING US
Nacho: No problem, Fate LOVES me for some reason, we should be able to coast.

N1:
Ellie: Heheheh, that's one down. You know I was doing the math and its actually BETTER for one of us to get lynched D2 than to push a mislynch through. Imma buss your ass hard tomorrow.
Nacho: Heh, works for me. Once I flip scum with you pushing it town will be PUTTY in our hands.
----
Ellie: FUCK CHANGE OF PLANS, FATE IS ON TO ME AND HE WON'T STOP.
Nacho: Well it works the other way around, I'll just BUSS you into the dirt and then we can kill Seraphim who's obvtown and rational and knows Pom's meta.
Ellie: Do it, we'll crossbuss and KittyMo will never see it coming, and Fate just WANTS Pom to be scum. And you can always call Kitty my partner and stuff for more options.... HEHEehehehehehe
Nacho: I'm killing Seraphim, there's no way we can get him or Fate lynched but Seraphim thinks I'm scum still
*Ellie dies, Seraphim is killed*
D3:
Fate: OH NO U DONT SCUM.
Nacho: How the fuck'd you get into my QT?

Evidence:

Look at Exhibit A, Nacho does us a favor and gives us insight onto optimal scum strategy. THANKS A BUNCH NACHO. His "analysis" of the set-up came from an obviously scum frame of mind. The only difference is that he spins it as if scum should play like a jester D2. What? Why the fuck would scum EVER play like a jester? BUSSING was optimal play D2, and what was Ellie doing D2? VOTING FUCKIN NACHO. He was going for the bus to make himself obvtown AND optimal scum play. Course that shit wasn't flyin for me, so Nacho had to awkwardly bus Ellie instead while setting up connections for a KittyMo lynch.

Questions? I'm sure you're wondering why Serpahim was killed over me (who built that Ellie wagon ALL BY HIS DAMN SELF), aren't you? Well look at Exhibit B. I called Nacho TOWN ABOVE TOWN and swore to never lynch him, ever. I also expressed openly and consistently how much I thought POMEGRANATE was scum.
Look at Exhibit C, Seraphim is willing to give Pom a pass based off her meta and was MUCH more in favor of a Nacho lynch than I.

Ask yourself: Why the fuck would Pomscum kill Seraphim (who was pro-nacho lynch) over myself (who WANTS POM DEAD SO BADLY EVEN NOW) for MyLo? You saw how quickly I voted Pom, that was "all according to Ellie's plan." I was left alive JUST to lynch Pom for the scum win.

All right now Kitty, the only reason you're clearing Nacho is because you thought crossbussing was unlikely. A scum lynch was IN SCUMS BEST INTERESTS yesterday, so hopefully now you've been enlightened.

Oh and thoroughly pleasured. I told you it would be a good post *wink*

[Fate]

Vote: Nachomamma8

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY ASSHOLE.

HOW DARE YOU BE SCUM AGAINST ME AND TRY TO USE YOUR AVATAR TO MANIPULATE ME.

[Fate]

Now, the good part. Why Fate is scum.

That's all I needed to read to realize I'm dead on.

Hai Nacho.

I still <3 you

[Fate]

Kitty you were supposed to fall in love with my plan and vote Nacho...

What the hell's going on?

[Fate]

I mean seriously, look at how Nacho regards Pom and how he 180'd about you being scum Kitty.

But hell if you want to NL it looks like Pom's seen the light and Nacho HAS to kill Kitty in order to have any chance after the posts he's made...

Whatevah

[Fate]

WHAT THE FUCK NACHO NICE JOB CALLIN ME SCUM AND NOT VOTING.

LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Fate]

Nacho, why aren't you jumping on me for quickvoting Pomegranate and then calling you scum?

OH WAIT CUZ THEN YOU'D HAVE TO ADMIT I'M NOT SCUM.

Because ya know, in your little twisted "case" against me I supposedly built a case on you because I HAD to because I couldn't vote KittyMo (who YOU wanted to be scum), whereas in reality, I could've left my vote on Pomegranate and waited for you and Pom to vote Kitty....

???

PROFIT.

GG NACHO

[Fate]

KittyMo isn't scum.

I promise.

But she WILL die if we no lynch so if it makes you feel that much better that's fine.

Unvote:
Vote: No lynch

[Fate]

You're not so bad afterall then, Pom <3

[Fate]

Who do you think is going to die?

Oh fuck Nacho COULD kill me to frame Kittyscum....

NO NACHO.

DON'T FUCKIN DO IT. YOU ALREADY MADE A HUGE CASE ON ME DONT LET IT GO TO WASTE

[Fate]

If Pom had the cajones to keep me alive after I wanted her dead for three consecutive days more than any other TOWN player as scum then she deserves to win.

This is pretty funny though, Kitty and Pom are both paranoid about each other (silly girl catfght) while Nacho and I make rational cases against eachother (FEELS GOOD TO BE A GUY)

[Fate]

Not really surprised, I just find it really funny the dynamics of this game.

[Fate]

Because if you kill me you lend credence to my SLAM DUNK CASE with a town flip, AND discredit your little Fatescum theory.

And these "WIFOM LUMPS" are pretty ridiculous. We all know I would kill Pomegranate at night and then use KittyMo at will to lynch you tomorrow if I were scum.

It's ok Nacho, you left me alive after I lynched Ellie, I mean, you were BOUND to lose after that mistake.

[Fate]

You KNOW that there's no way in hellthat I would leave Seraphim alive (who didn't actually have a case against me, as shown by his sudden dropping of it D1), over you (who would've just stolen the buscred I was looking to gain from Elli's lynch).

.....
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............................








...............


You know you just claimed scum right?

Serpahim IS dead, and I AM alive.

[Fate]

Jeez I thought you would have gone down in a bigger flame of glory than that Nacho.

[Fate]

Nacho you know you said that out of guilt and then added the sarcasm as your obligatory "JK IM NOT SCUM" that you have to say in order to play to your win con.



HMPH.

[Fate]

Yeah Troll's usually more active than this...

and everyone's on! IT CAN ALL BE OVER TROLL COME ON NOW.

[Fate]

Your vote is not required tomorrow Nacho, feel free to get some rest.

I know lying to your friends is exhausting.

[Fate]

Nacho you can send in your kill BEFORE the lynch scene.

That's how nightless games work jeez

[Fate]

You mean you'd be happy to have the game be sparkling clear to you.

Then you would let me sweep you up in my arms and carry you to victory.

And we'd walk off into the sunset...

Thinking of how to repopulate this kid town--[REDACTED]

[Fate]

hHAHEHAEHAHEHAHEHAEHAEHAEHA
AHAHEH
AHEAH
AH

OH WUT? YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD MAKE ME THINK TWICE?

[Fate]

Kitty I'd like the honors of hammering nacho, pl0x

[Fate]

Nacho you better drink some coffee KittyMo is indecisive as hell.

[Fate]

Nacho why haven't voted me or tried to convince Kitty yet?

[Fate]

Kitty Pom wasn't scum....

And I'm still town.

THEREFOREEEEEEEE

[Fate]

I had towncred out the ass Nacho already. And Seraphim and Kitty and even Pom thought Ellie was scum.

I

was the only one he couldn't fool.

You treating Kitty as confirmed town now when you had previously seen "obvious links" between ellie and Kitty is pretty funny.

[Fate]

Thought Ellie was town**

[Fate]

KittyMo's clear at this point by the way, since Nacho is at L-1 and she hasn't hammered.

[Fate]

And Kitty if you can't see that Nacho killed Pom after she GUARANTEED me a Nacho lynch today then.... well come on now Kitty. I know you like to be patient but COME ON NOW

[Fate]

HOWS IT FEEL TO E BEATIN TO THE PUNCH TIME AND AGAIN TROLL??

BWHAHAHA

[Fate]

Mod is the votecount correct? My Role PM says I automatically vote scum at LyLo

...

Wait nevermind, it says I automatically HAMMER scum at LyLo

Come on Kitty. I need this one.

[Fate]

I'm obviously going to treat Kitty as confirmed town when you're treating me as confirmed scum.

Why's that exactly? Full explanations only.

[Fate]

Nah Pom's cool, she would've voted you already.

KittyMo's town and all but she second guesses her self all the damn time...

I would have much rather had it over with by now.

[Fate]

Why's that exactly? Full explanations only.[/qupte]
Well, you wouldn't call me scum lightly.
But you just did call me scum.
So, you must've put lots of thinking behind that call.
But I'm town.
And I doubt Fate-town would go through all the effort of defending me this long, then turn on me completely (especially over the likes of Pom) because of some conspiracy theory.
Thus, you must be Fate-scum.
And Kitty must be KittyTown.

^WRONG ANSWER.


The real reason Kitty must be town is that I've promised to hammer you and she could easily have voted you 10 hours ago as scum and won the game.


Kitty, when you wake up read this line and then vote in your next post:
Who would have died the first if I were scum?

Also:
Nacho's theory of me killing Pom for "bragging rights" is that I killed Pom just so I could

manipulate you

into mislynching for the scum win. Read that one more time. Now vote.

[Fate]

Lying to KittyMo isn't stylish.

She has KITTY in her name for christ's sake.

I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

[Fate]

Oh come on Kitty, like I'd pull one over on you

[Fate]

*leans back in his easy chair*

Nacho I just pulled that gambit because I secretly thought Kitty was scum the whole time.

Please tell me why she is scum.

[Fate]

Awwwwww! Pay attention Kitty I was just taunting Nacho for style points.

But I guess that's just going a bit too far with the cruelty

[Fate]

You deserve to win this game.

You're right.

Vote: Nachomamma8

WHAHAHWBBAWBHAHHAWAAAAAAAAAA

[Fate]

THEY NEVER SUSPECTED US EVEN TO THE BITTER END!

AHAHAHAHHAHA

[Fate]

ELLIE WE SHOULD CAPSLOCK COMBO TOWN TOGETHER AMIRITE?

[Fate]

MORE OFTEN*

[Fate]

KITTYMO STOP WIFOMING YOURSELF POST-GAME YOU'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK

[Fate]

WELL ELLIE.

WHAT DID WE LEARN?

[Fate]

THANKS FOR MODDIN TROLL.


YAY TOWN.

[Fate]

QT PLEASE.

[Fate]

THOUGHTS FROM TROLL PLEASE.

[Fate]

Also Ellie Nacho was obvscum D1 that's why he got put at L-1.

So its not ALL your fault.

[Fate]

Ellie you keep second guessing yourself about your play this game.

Your only mistake was lying to me.

You dirty dirty liar.

[Fate]

>__>
<__<

I dun know if I could've lived that one down....

[Fate]

QT PLEASE.

[Fate]

NACHO PASTED IT RIGHT FROM THE QT.

LOLZOLOZLOZL

Come on now Nacho...

[Fate]

The way it was was better.

If they only got one kill.... well we coulda just lynched Pom then Nacho like I wanted.

Then again set-up balance testing is flawed when Fate town is in the game.