Mini 1373 - Oh My! (Game Over)

[petapan]

'firm

[petapan]

i confirm ... that i am fat, gay, anime-lovin', and ready to rumble

same

[petapan]

fosings on satire for first to post, probably had a night meeting, scummy to me

VOTE: satire

[petapan]

Guys, can you let me relish in the fact that my first post on MS is an RVS vote on Hibiki?

Thanks.

your first postings was in sign ups thread, fosing satire for telling lies

[petapan]

they're dating IRL, iirc

[petapan]

Vote: Crypto

Third vote on satire wagon, quickly jumps ship and votes petapan claiming a mastin tell, which he applies incorrectly anyway.

fosings on redtail for not getting jokes

VOTE: redtail896

[petapan]

more votings on redtail, pls

[petapan]

very scummy to me

[petapan]

if we're lucky we can get a lynch before page 3

[petapan]

lots of lurkings from hibiki, scummy to me

[petapan]

more votings on redtail pls

[petapan]

doc protect me, im a cop...and redtail is mafia

[petapan]

synaesthesia is literally trying to fit in

fosings on synaesthesia for trying to fit in, scummy to me

[petapan]

we cant switch, im a cop and redtail is guilty

[petapan]

hammerings pls

shit, im maxwell. my secret, its out.

[petapan]

who's going to pussy out will it be satire or projectmatt take your bets

[petapan]

HAMMER THIS

Not even a second thought that I might legitimately be a jailkeeper?

if u were do u think u'd be posting like this

[petapan]

like a roleblocker + doc but mafia kill individually so they can stop a mafia kill at any time

[petapan]

you know i had this thought. if mafia played well enough couldn't they keep the game at rvs infinitely since there's no content and force town to claim to generate content.

no shut up your wrong

[petapan]

sarcastic apology followed with not understanding another joke followed with telling us that his vote is staying where it is ( a vote based on being third to vote and not understanding a joke)

Again, you're planning to lynch me based on my vote? Given what I had to go on, that was totally reasonable. He jumped on an early wagon, then made a bs random vote even among bs random votes. As for the lurking "joke"; at what point does a statement like that become an actual statement instead of a crappy joke? I took that post at its face value.

Preview edit: Well shit, I'm L-1. That was fast.

Claim: Jailkeeper

big fosings on redtail for not saying he is a TOWN jailer. possible scumslip, very very scummy to me

[petapan]

no, im town i sware, redtails is the mafias, votings on him, very scummy to me

[petapan]

you know i had this thought. if mafia played well enough couldn't they keep the game at rvs infinitely since there's no content and force town to claim to generate content.

no shut up your wrong

why tho

hrm, *strokes neckbeard*, well, you see, after my numerous readings of the scientists in mafia discussion, i came to the conclusion that

[petapan]

ok, redtail is town. lynch synaesthesia.

unvote. vote: synaesthesia

i will not pussy out on day 1 scum lynches
i will not pussy out on day 1 scum lynches
i will not pussy out on day 1 scum lynches
i will not pussy out on day 1 scum lynches
i will not pussy out on day 1 scum lynches

[petapan]

nothing of what he has said is a town reaction you bitchlord

[petapan]

what the gay mod from epicmafia who deleted his account because he sucked? is he in this game?

[petapan]

ok w/e

the plan was to have everyone unilaterally town-read him and see if scum wasted their kill on him / lynch him tomorrow if he didn't die but fine

unvote
vote: redtail

i get that and if i was less confident i would do this (like w/ toon fighter in otherworld) but seriously the way he claimed did not inspire any confidence whatsoever and i'm not pussying out of lynching obvscum ever again

now you've broken my veneer of shitposting and i fucking hate you for it

[petapan]

wouldn't mind hearing from people though because we have 5 people yet to post and if i get a few more town reads i'm going to win the fucking game on day 1 but the flow has been broken now so it's not going to be as easy

[petapan]

fosings on satire for stalling, scummy to me

[petapan]

fosings on satire for wallposting, scummy to me

[petapan]

no swearing pls, scummy to me

[petapan]

fosings on hibiki for not reading the thread, scummy to me

[petapan]

X

try again

[petapan]

hibiki vote redtail pl0x

no actually not yet i want to slow-roll this

[petapan]

hibiki have you read the whole game y/n

[petapan]

Also, as an addendum to previous post: I would really appreciate not being at L-1 right now. You guys are allowing the possibility that somebody will quickhammer and allow 1/3 of the town to avoid having to speak today.

i would GLADLY go 1 for 1 here if scum decides to quickhammer

anyway looks like hibiki is trying to save her teammate, fosings on hibiki, very scummy to me

[petapan]

last one is in the people who haven't posted, slam bam open and shut

[petapan]

i'd figure you would sink it with Your Posting

[petapan]

if you turn this into a game where we start calling each other by real names it's going to be completely insufferable don't go down that route

read on hibiki (town/scum/dunno/decline to answer)

[petapan]

i'll round out your asshole with my fist

[petapan]

i wouldn't given his avoidance of direct comment on the wagon

dead/tux/sach/horror/robert, once they actually post if i get a townread on 2 of them i instantly win the game

[petapan]

um the dude claimed jailkeeper
thats totally surprising to me

syn is kinda just sitting there tho

why is it surprising?

[petapan]

given that i explicitly stated i did not want a hammer you're going to have to try again

[petapan]

i wouldn't given his avoidance of direct comment on the wagon

idk, i feel like he'd just bus

meta-WIFOM arguments are retarded

[petapan]

i'll be surprised if hibiki and redtail are scum together despite hibiki's independent badness

Wouldn't surprise me if he's engaging in some fairly sick chainsaw defending. Though I guess him picking out Denis to try and discredit seems kinda strange considering you and petapan are the ones backing this lynch with the strongest conviction, at least to me.

thats sort of exactly the idea, try and pick out a sheeper and divert attention

[petapan]

yeah, my dick is huge

[petapan]

hibiki ... vote redtail896 and make all this talk disappear

i'm going to make all your talk disappear when i vig-kill you

[petapan]

hibiki is ~nervous~ because i ~nailed him~

[petapan]

not gonna lie though, i think it's very possible that redtail is town and am tempted to unvote

i wanna keep the pressure up but i don't actually want him hammered until everyone has posted

[petapan]

nah you can't lynch me, i'm a cop

[petapan]

the game that i read of redtails when he was scum he spouted walls of bullshit rhetoric and as town he was a bit more straight foward but i fucking skimmed that shit so don't take my word for it

getting caught in rvs is different from an extended game

[petapan]

nah you can't lynch me, i'm a cop

are you seriously fucking cc'ing me

no empking must have put 2 cops in the setup, plus i claimed before you did

[petapan]

im not sure if this is hibiki "bad at forum mafia" strider or hibiki "scum" strider

petapan answer?

what do you think has been my implicit stance the last few pages

[petapan]

fosing denis for trying to set up a player to frame with mafia framer, scummy to me

[petapan]

3 days, then 2 more for them to post or they're replaced, which means we'll probably have to wait a week for Sach to be replaced since she'll be too afraid of me to post

[petapan]

jailkeeper is a very common role here and like the go-to fakeclaim for a scum roleblocker because it's easy to fake

[petapan]

i actually really want to wuss out the way you guys are egging it on

[petapan]

i actually really want to wuss out the way you guys are egging it on

if you're going to wuss out we're all just going to bandwagon fucking dave or sys

i still think he's scum but i don't want any herpaderp end the day when 5/13 players have no content

[petapan]

Quick bets on which of the 5 players are actually going to post in this thread.

I'll get Nunez as a replacement for sachy when she flakes

[petapan]

deadjoker i see you reading so answer this brief questionnaire for me:

what is your read on redtail?

if the answer to the above is town, who on his wagon do you think is scum?

[petapan]

the first part of your post seems to contradict your conclusion

[petapan]

uhh what

dude if you're not sure just say so

also unlike crypto i'm still treating a hammer here as a scumclaim

[petapan]

you're scum so nothing you say matters hth

[petapan]

mmm i'm going to sleep now so

UNVOTE:

but frankly i have to say what i just dragged out of you is ridiculously awkward

[petapan]

Tbh I think you are wrong about red. I think matt is scum tho. Let me read again for more reads.

i respectfully disagree but thanks for the post

[petapan]

Petapan, what's up?

i do not care if scum quickhammers but someone voting because they were egged on to do it would end the day with not enough information and we'd be playing day 1 all over again

[petapan]

no one itg can read me but that's o.k.

deer crypto: what have i done that could be seen as "muddying the waters"

[petapan]

nah i think he's scummy but letting off pressure on a guy who Hasn't Really Town Told is about the worst god damn thing and considering a few recent instances of me wimping out on lynching scumreads i am playing with inreased aggressiveness and vigor

[petapan]

mmm nah i'm trying to win the game by process of elimination on day 1

[petapan]

im dying

[petapan]

VOTE: syn

[petapan]

I don't really see why the case against syn is any better than that against matt.

because matt is town, hth

[petapan]

(ps: I think it's possible Syn might genuinely just be ~misunderstood~ noob town after his last post).

it's hard to go beyond gut on him at this point BUT his vote on redtail was by far the worst so there's that

the moment robertmontana and horrordude are inevitably replaced, i promise to break this game wide open

[petapan]

you're actually just obnoxious, sorry

[petapan]

why don't you fault deez nuts

[petapan]

May I propose you all take a closer look at Satire?

I feel as though he has over-produced content to the point of losing genuinity, and I'm not partial to the way he pointed out Syn being at L-1 like that

satire's town. so's projectmatt. so's crypto. so's denis. they're all like a bunch of teenagers at a pool except instead of having boners for the hot lifeguard they have them for Being Town

I have a weaker gut townread on sach due simply to her inability to read me which comes across as genuine

if i had one more decent townread i'd probably be able to win the game assuming i get people to actually listen to me (lmao)

redtail + syn + deadjoker all look like scum, deadjoker was ridiculously waffly in his responses to me, him trying to say whether or not he thinks redtail is scum was atrocious

hibiki's posts were terrible but there is a possibility he is just Bad At Posting and maybe he'd be more interested in Town if it were a male lifeguard and there's nothing wrong with that it just makes him harder to read

you, tuxedomask, i'm not gonna bother with trying to read

and robertmontana is some unfunny fuckshit alt poster who is utterly worthless

[petapan]

peta - Include yourself in that pool party, at least in the first few pages of this game. At least you had the good sense to remove yourself from it. And when I responded to you I still thought Red could be possibly scum and was trying to work through my analysis of his claim. You pointed out the flaw in my logic, and I adjusted my read. I do agree with you on one thing - in two posts Robert has shown that he will be useless.

agreed, i hate being read as town

[petapan]

i don't think anyone who matters has one

[petapan]

yeahhh deadjoker and redtail are scum together

[petapan]

UNVOTE:

VOTE: deadjoker

[petapan]

you'd think that but then you'd be an idiot egghead theorist because thee's no reason it HAS to be true and i just lost a game because of that stupid crap so

his rationalization of why redtail HAS to be town is so utterly pathetic and devoid of genuine reasoning it deserves death

[petapan]

read the second part of my post u turd man

[petapan]

Nah. He's using Riddler logic. I'm pre-conditioned to think of it as null.

lmao

[petapan]

we can revisit it day 2 or day 3 when red flips scum

[petapan]

i like to see how things work out when you apply some pressure

[petapan]

but anyway if you'd rather be lynching away from them then name someone because currently your vote does not exist

[petapan]

he's a handsome stranger who uses a mask to conceal his true identity

i'm indifferent to moving between synaesthesia and deadjoker

robert is a smug useless idiot but in terms of actual scumtells, nothing from him

hibiki it's like, lower priority for me right now as his crimes against humanity are less severe

satire is town you're dumb

[petapan]

I don't want to lynch project while his internet is out, but that's mostly friend bias and I can still be talked into it.

Syn is still an alright choice, and so are Robert, Hibiki, and Satire. I have at least a slight townread on everyone else (guy who hasn't posted is obviously excluded). A Satire lynch won't happen because I'm alone on that read and I know Hibiki is capable of participating more and would hope some votes might get him to towntell.

wait a sec but you unvoted synaesthesia

[petapan]

horrordude is going to be the permalurker slot that should be lynched before lylo, calling it now

[petapan]

why wouldn't he get replaced

it might happen but it'll be a thing where it takes an absurdly long time to happen and then the replacement will be "hai guis lemme catch up" and then not post for 4 days and then prod dodge and etc etc

the read has no bearing on the game it's just strategy/cynicism

[petapan]

yeah but it's out of rvs so that means far less

[petapan]

oh man deadjoker's post reads Like A Load Of Shit

why

[petapan]

Hey all, not dead here. Had problems getting to a computer the past few nights... will make a post tonight, guaranteed.

quoting for when he doesn't

[petapan]

So what you're telling me is that nobody wants a piece of petapan?

clearly not since you're a useless dickhead

[petapan]

1. I am

2. Every post you make brings me closer to wanting to move it to you for being an utterly worthless poster

[petapan]

Hey robert, you have your next post to claim you're pulling some poorly-planned mafiascum.net reaction test on me or I'm going to call a 1v1 on you

[petapan]

robert is scum for this dumb smug posting

I actually don't think he's scum, but he is completely worthless as a poster and shows no signs of changing so let's do this

VOTE: robertmontana

policy lynch. 1v1. he dies or i die. no compromises. i want this insufferable pretentious nitwit out of the game because if he's town he's going to be nothing but a roadblock. i figure i've already got the scum team cornered with a few decent scumreads, several solid townreads, and i'd be willing to bet that one of the two useless lurkers (syn/horror) is scum also, so i can afford to spend a lynch on this guy so i don't have to read any more words from him.

[petapan]

hey deadjoker free mislynch for you itt, you finally have an excuse to move your vote off synaesthesia

[petapan]

shut up and die you stupid moron

[petapan]

everything you post is straight garbage and i'm going to do nothing but hurl invective your way until one of us is removed from the game because i don't reason with insufferable tools who are full of themselves

rest assured if i wanted to actually make you look like scum i could, i don't care to do so because it would be dishonest of me, i just want you to die because it's beyond clear you're both clueless and full of yourself and that's a lethal combination

[petapan]

but please feel free to delude yourself into thinking i'd do more as scum than ignore you like the ant you are

[petapan]

no i'm digging in my heels here lynch this idiot or lynch me i'm done w/ scumhunting

crypto, syn is probably going to flake at this rate and i'd rather someone else post for him because right now all there is is some awkward rvs posting and then lurking which is really only indicative that he's in unfamiliar territory

[petapan]

it's forced because i have no reason for wanting you lynched other than sheer overwhelming hatred for everything you post

[petapan]

that's because you're a good person

[petapan]

but anyway elaborate to me a little on where you thought deadjoker contradicted himself

[petapan]

someone just put him at L-1 please

[petapan]

Horror: if this is a closed setup please do tell us the setup.

So many idiots/scummy people yet so little mafia slots.

you have the terms mixed up dude

[petapan]

Central Park
This forum is for Open Games, which use a known setup.

you could at the very least look at the forums

[petapan]

Central Park
This forum is for Open Games, which use a known setup.

you could at the very least look at the forums

suck my dick faggot. it's not my fault these terms don't make any logical fault

you're fucking retarded denis

open means the setup is not hidden from anyone how is that hard to grasp

[petapan]

shut up

[petapan]

it's possible but extremely doubtful that there would be both a town jailkeeper and a roleblocker in a setup

where else have you played mafia, if this is your first game here

and lastly, why did you vote me initially before any of this "lol reactions" bullshit

[petapan]

YPOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[petapan]

god i was all ready to kill the wagon and spare this dickhead by the grace of my own hand showing what a wonderful townie i am and then we were going to run up deadjoker and YOURE FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

[petapan]

we could. but i want dickhead to talk to me first (even though i already can tell you he claimed in a way more town way than redtail did)

[petapan]

nearly everything i said on those pages was a comedy post but i'm sparing you anyway in spite of you being obnoxious because in my heart i want to actually catch mafia this was just me flexing nuts and is really rather poor town play

UNVOTE:

VOTE: redtail

[petapan]

yeah well i don't agree with any of your lynches so you can just go sit in the corner i guess

[petapan]

redtail what i see is you making a lot of complains about what other people are doing and what is a bad wagon and not much scum hunting

so yeah i'm happy with voting you

my compromise wagon atp is deadjoker if people don't want to sack up and lynch a claimed PR

horrordude is maybe but his crimes against humanity are less severe than either of you and i'm sure not sheeping redtail

[petapan]

he's not really lurking seeing as he's been inactive sitewide and is probably going to flake, try again

[petapan]

UNVOTE:

VOTE: deadjoker

matt and synaesthesia need prodding synaesthia will probably get replaced (i could ask nunez lmao)

[petapan]

you're Gay as Hell

[petapan]

i was talking to satire actually i wouldn't use homophobic slurs against someone i'm not friends with

but being a baby because some of the players in this game know each other offsite is really rather lame

[petapan]

...dude, i don't even know robert. no one does. if you were actually reading the game you would know that. it's called scumhunting. you might have encountered it in your 4 years here?

[petapan]

really a dick move to your scumbuddies though. that's kind of unforgivable to give up like that

[petapan]

he claimed scum lmfao

[petapan]

if he's actually town and trolling the hell out of us then i'm gonna be pissed but you need to learn to read reactions better regardless

[petapan]

redtail is obviously scum, but we'll wait to hear who he and robert targeted. no speedgaming today.

[petapan]

You get no result if you have an imvestigative role - only way to tell.

[petapan]

not rlly sure why you thought i was a good jail target tho

the claim thing you did at the end of day 1

[petapan]

also Robert chose a Good Target. I would not mind a MC today if other people are in agreement.

[petapan]

There's almost always 3 scum in 13p mini normals, 11:2 would pretty much have to be all-vanilla and no one likes that and it's terribly scumsided. Sometimes there's a serial killer in addition to mafia but usually not and unlikely here given, you know, no kills.

[petapan]

somehow i wasnt notified of new post in this thread

anyway tuxedomask should be claiming first, imo

[petapan]

tuxedo, say your role name

[petapan]

tick tock i see you reading

[petapan]

it was worth a shot - i thought you might be dumb enough to not read the first page

ps lmao if u think deadjoker didn't confirm redtail as his partner in his hissyfit

i'm also a VT idgaf who claims next

[petapan]

i'm agreeing to massclaim because given claims we can lock things down fairly easily

[petapan]

wait how could deadjoker confirm redtail as scum when scum didn't know partners yet

don't even try to play it off like this is a real towntell

[petapan]

you're trying to make me think you don't know scum are told to each other in role PMs and get a QT to chat in

inb4whatsaQT

[petapan]

us being this far ahead is precisely why claiming is a Good Idea

[petapan]

i'm not lynching him today regardless so

[petapan]

VOTE: tuxedomask

coron's reads are terrible but he's probably town? idk.

[petapan]

yeah it is a theory but it was based on like 3 data points

[petapan]

he's decidedly not a towntell but he gets a pass for today because i'm not sure deadjoker would try to faildistance like that

[petapan]

this game owns, actually. crypto's just being crypto.

[petapan]

U

[petapan]

well let's be honest here it was virtually impossible for you to do worse than the guy you replaced

[petapan]

guys i just iso'd sachy - like, i glanced at a couple of posts in her iso - and she's not that town like i remember.

she's a weak gut town read still because she doesn't know how to read me and is afraid of me

[petapan]

ps: tuxedomask i see you lurking this thread please post something

this but only if it's a wordless self-hammer

[petapan]

why is everyone flaking this game its not even fucking hard

i'm waiting for something to happen

[petapan]

money's still on redtail but hey horrordude fits also

[petapan]

LETS GO FOR THE HAT TRICK

VOTE: redtail

[petapan]

yeah. #226 then #233 blatant as fuck. redtail and matt are both likely town. get a feeling this is just jk/roleblocker vs two goons and something else (eg rolecop) as i am vanilla

find some satire interactions weird, could somebody explain why he's Genuine to me in case this is some circlejerk meta tell thing

tuxedo doesn't try to start a counterwagon on satire in his opening day 1 if he's a scum PR. plus satire is like being all tryhard and trying to really analyze stuff

man ughunless we get like 2 of the people that haven't claimed claiming PR then redtail is probably town which harshes my buzz severely

[petapan]

VOTE: balndanders

i'm a huge douche and should be more humble

[petapan]

i'll take my perfect reads tyvm

wow can;t wait to nominate you for paragon after this

[petapan]

imagine if it was a wacky retti alt

that would be hilarious

[petapan]

Also I <3 petapan.

who are you fucker

[petapan]

inb4 it's Empire

no way, he's bad at mafia

[petapan]

Hope you didn't dirty your shoes when you trod on my olive branch..

no i'm sorry you're cool i just assumed you were being cheeky and trolling me

[petapan]

i have a micro i'm modding that should be starting soonish i'm working on a post for the new game announcements thread

[petapan]

i have a micro i'm modding that should be starting soonish i'm working on a post for the new game announcements thread

can i pre-in

when i make a post yeah it'll be up in a few

[petapan]

post is up

inb4theresanskandthegamedoesntend

[petapan]

it would be absurd i was pretty much joking

maxwell is my modding alt for those of you that don't know

[petapan]

question about gunsmith: what does it mean by "if the player has a gun". does it mean specifically gungiver guns or mafia guns? would all killing roles/ mafia have guns???

somebody answer it's bothering me

it's technically a flavor cop - mafia, vigilantes, and often cops are considered to have guns. it really just means you're a cop that can sometimes guilty a town PR.

[petapan]

also you guys missed your chance to pre-in, i'll tell you when it goes into sign-ups.

[petapan]

we quicklynched 8 times in a row and scum won

sorry

[petapan]

i can't wait to win a scummy

this but unironically

[petapan]

because your role didn't actually protect against mafia kills, if he called it a jailkeeper it would have been bastardly

gonna be honest if you had claimed silver mine owner i'd probably never have doubted you but w/e water under the bridge right? fun game.

[petapan]

would be a reasonable assumption to make except mafia aren't wolves

hahaha if you had told people your pm mentions wolves at some point everyone would have freaked out

[petapan]

little bit but i actually think it would have driven people to speculating about the setup and getting paranoid instead of lynching all 3 mafia in succession so