As promised, the full revelation.
Role PMs
Wacky
Dear Strong Bad,
You are me, that is, I am you, I mean...whatever. You get the coolest role in this game, seeing as it's all about you...me...us. Just check out the title, "Homestar Ruh..." holy crap! I thought that...Well anyway, like I was saying, this game is REALLY about us. We're in charge of the Strong family, with The Cheat and Strong Mad, and we get to kick the crap out of people. Also, I get to, I mean we get to leave a prank call on Marzipan's answering machine. This is gonna rock even more than the time I set Homestar's melonade on fire.
That was so funny, when he was like "Hey Strong Bad, my melonade is on fire." And I was like "So what?" ho ho ho.
P.S.
As author of the game, I know that Homestar, Trogdor, Bubs, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Homsar, Eh, Steve! and The Talkin' Wheelchair are all in this game too.
Dirge
Dear Strong Mad,
You are so with the Strong family this time. While I, Strong Bad, will be providing the criminal genius, and The Cheat will be providing the cheating, I mean that's his name after all, you, my man, will be providing the much needed muscle. Now say "Douglas".
-S.B.
P.S.
As author of the game, I know that Homestar, Trogdor, Bubs, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Homsar, Eh, Steve! and The Talkin' Wheelchair are all in this game too.
Quagmire/Breakdown
Dear The Cheat,
My man, this is gonna rock. You, Strong Mad, and I, have the coolest role in this game. Basically, we provide an all-purpose criminal element. You provide the all-important pranking. And if you come through, I am gonna get you a pizza.
-S.B.
P.S.
As author of the game, I know that Homestar, Trogdor, Bubs, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Homsar, Eh, Steve! and The Talkin' Wheelchair are all in this game too.
gslamm
Attention Homestar Runner,
You are a big moron, and Strong Bad is much cooler than you, and you should give him all your stuff. Also, in this game, you get to leave a message on Marzipan's machine every night.
-Someone you should trust who isn't Strong Bad
blackhawk
Dear Homsar,
I'm gonna make this short and simple, you get to leave messages on Marzipan's answering machine every night, but knowing what a total freak you are, you'll only make it five letters long.
-S.B.
rite
*beeep* Hello Marzipan, this is Str-the mod, and not Strong Bad. In dis game, you get to listen to your answering machine every night. You'll get messages from all sorts a people. Anyway, good luck, or whatever mods say. And, umm...PRANK CALL!!!
Foolster41
TROGDOR!
Right now you're a man. Make that a DRAGON man. If you burninate, you'll become a dragon, and will no longer be able to hide your dragonity or stop burninating everything. So go forth, and burninate with all your majesty.
-S.B.
Saigon
Dear Bubs,
You get some of the cooler abilities in this game. For starters, you have two ketchup bombs that you can plant on other Strong Badian houses to protect their residents. You also have a souped up wire tap that you can use once to listen to Marzipan's messages.
-S.B.
bloojay
Dear Coach Z,
Being coach of the golf club team at Crazy Go Nuts University, you have unprecedented access to the locker room. You get to check one locker every night to find out more about the owner.
-S.B.
Dasquian/bunsofsteel
Dear The Talkin' Wheelchair,
You're a character that Bubs plays on Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. You really probably shouldn't be here, since this is Homestar Runner Mafia, but after looking over the game setup I thought it would be kinda fun. Anyway, you're looking for Eh, Steve. Every night you get to search someone to discover if he's Eh, Steve. If you find him, you win. Now doesn't that sound karazy?
-S.B.
Carmine/Lady Of The Wood
Eh, Steve!
I have no idea how you got in here. You're actully just a character I came up with for some karazy cartoon. Maybe I was having a couple of cold ones when I wrote this, I dunno. Anyway, as Eh, Steve, you can't really do anything, except you can't resist the urge to utter your catch phrase, "Eh, Steve!" at least once every day. I will warn you though, I think that talkin' wheelchair is out to get you, and if he finds you, it ain't gonna be pretty.
-S.B.
d8P
Dear Strong Sad,
It took me a long time to decide what your role would be. For a while I was thinkin' you might be in some sort of Mason group with the Strong family, but then I came up with something even better. You win if you die. So basically, you've gotta be all depressing and suicidal, it fit's you perfectly. I'm such a genius.
-S.B.
Notes
Coach Z's results were a little unreliable, as Eh, Steve!, The Talkin' Wheelchair, and Marzipan did not have lockers. Also, Homestar's locker was loaded with smelly wrestling masks he was supposed to clean for me. Also TROGDOR would've received a favorable investigation had he been checked before his first burnination.
Bub's ketchup bombs would've acted more or less like a standard doctor protection if they had ever been activated.
If Eh, Steve! had gone through a day without uttering his catchphrase, he would not be able to help himself and blurt it out in twilight, automatically revealing himself to the talkin' wheelchair.
Messages to Marzipan were sent to the mod and then forwarded at the end of the night in a single post in random order. They were totally anonymous.
Choices
Night 1:
The Strong family decided to have Strong Mad pummel Foolster41
gslamm sent this message to marzipan: "I was told I could write you an email. I'm not sure what good that does us right now. Later on maybe it'll help us confirm each other.
If you get in a bind say something like "Will the player who wrote me the e-mail night 1 confirm that I am Marzipan? Remember you told me that: gslamm is ugly"
If I get in a bind and need to confirm that I am homestarr I'll quote this msg."
blackhawk sent this message to Marzipan: "jeffer", The mod briefly forgets that he reduced the limit from 7 to 5 at the last minute and lets the message through anyway.
Foolster41 decided to lie low, as did Saigon.
bloojay checked bunsofsteel discovering no locker, and bunsofsteel checked blackhawk for potential Steveness.
Night 2:
The Strong Family sends Dirge again to pummel bloojay. Also Wacky uses his one-time prank call ability to send this message to Marzipan: "Dear random chick, this is Pom-Pom. I actually lied (again).
This is really a one-time ability, and I was hoping to attract the mafia kill. This is unlikely to work, since I’m heaps more likely to get myself lynched now. That's why I wasn't prodded, and why it is supposedly >blackhawk's 5 letter ability. Anyway it would be good if you just pretended to receive further messages from me or something. I don’t know right now. But since this is some kind of one-way mason things, I’ll just ry and share my thoughts.
Personally, ATM I suspect Dirge, who seems to be heavily attacking anyone and everyone, and also Saigon, who is also compulsively bandwagoning people, but that's just me.
This msg will now be repeated, in case of some weird thing happening. (The mod did hint of possible posting restrictions in the initial post)
Dear random chick, this is Pom-Pom. I actually lied (again).
This is really a one-time ability, and I was hoping to attract the mafia kill. This is unlikely to work, since I’m heaps more likely to get myself lynched now. That's why I wasn't prodded, and why it is supposedly >blackhawk's 5 letter ability. Anyway it would be good if you just pretended to receive further messages from me or something. I don’t know right now. But since this is some kind of one-way mason things, I’ll just ry and share my thoughts.
Personally, ATM I suspect Dirge, who seems to be heavily attacking anyone and everyone, and also Saigon, who is also compulsively bandwagoning people, but that's just me.
Again:
(The mod did hint of possible posting restrictions in the initial post)
Dear random chick, this is Pom-Pom. I actually lied (again).
This is really a one-time ability, and I was hoping to attract the mafia kill. This is unlikely to work, since I’m heaps more likely to get myself lynched now. That's why I wasn't prodded, and why it is supposedly >blackhawk's 5 letter ability. Anyway it would be good if you just pretended to receive further messages from me or something. I don’t know right now. But since this is some kind of one-way mason things, I’ll just ry and share my thoughts.
Personally, ATM I suspect Dirge, who seems to be heavily attacking anyone and everyone, and also Saigon, who is also compulsively bandwagoning people, but that's just me."
gslamm sends this message to Marzipan: "All I can think of is another confirmation password and countersign. To let me know who you are (If you want/need to) use the words "greed" and "red" together.
No need for me to be secretive. I'm gslamm. Hopefully you can confirm one or both of the others that say they pass messages to you. (one said random female, but thats got to be you sooner or later
Homestar Runner"
blackhawk sends this message to Marzipan: "coach"
Saigon sets a ketchup bomb on blackhawk's home.
Coach Z investigates Wacky, he would've found something valuable, had he not been faded that night.
Dasquian checks Carmine, and discovers Eh, Steve!
Night 3:
The Strong Family sends Dirge to pummel rite.
gslamm sends this message to Marzipan: "Rite,
Let's hope you get this msg. That'll mean that Dirge failed to block me and that you are alive.
Not sure what else we can get out of this. I'm pretty sure Dirge is scum and d8p probably too.
If I don't survive the night I'd definately suggest lynching Dirge first. If you agree with my suspicions of d8p you need to post it tomorrow in case you go the next night.
HR
gslamm"
blackhawk sends this message to Marzipan: "Fhgwa"
Saigon makes no move.
Night 4:
Strong Bad goes and kicks the crap out of gslamm.
blackhawk, in classic Homsar style, sends this message to Marzipan: "whoMF?"
And that's the game. I'll be back to discuss later.
