Mini 1327: Murder in the Louvre- Day 6

[Parama]

vote: springlullaby

my name isn't Paramathrd

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Quilford

delayed OMGUS

[Parama]

You have March and May confused, now <___<

vote: Quilford

this time when you vote me, YOU'LL be the one OMGUSing, MWAHAHAHA

[Parama]

Quilford! Vote someone else so they can OMGUS you too!

[Parama]

says furcolow

[Parama]

unvote, vote: shos

[Parama]

This is beautiful.

[Parama]

this guy really has to be a jester
really

lynch 'em anyways :B

[Parama]

It's funny that you think these are RVS votes.

Very funny.

[Parama]

I admit to being scum.

Carry on.

[Parama]

lol

this is Vi we're talking about
not trolling
def not retarded

[Parama]

shut up clive

tell the tiger to get back on the wagon

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Parama

Really don't see why he's scummy but I'mma bandwagon anyways.

[Parama]

I have no clue why you think I'm scum and I'm not gonna put up with this crap right now. If shos lives past day 1 then I'm going to pray to god for town to lose.

[Parama]

*sigh*
So you're basically a douchebag, alright.

unvote, vote: shos

back to voting scum then

[Parama]

Parama remind me again why would you think I am scum.?

your reactions to being voted were not town reactions

Parama, are you planning on doing anything before Shos is lynched?

maybe

Also Parama, the phrase "Back to voting scum" trying to subtly imply that you are not scum yourself = NICE TRY BRO

Well yes it's the case since I'm not scum

My dilemma is that your wagon was a retroactive reaction test of both you and your wagoners.

So you never actually thought he was scum, huh.
Hmm.

Why do you think shos is town?

[Parama]

So then, you thought he was scum, yet his wagon was nothing more than a reaction test? :/

Also, what about that post stands out as scummy to you?
Are there any more of his posts that you find scummy?

[Parama]

no I don't read much
what of it

kanye:
you're in this game?

[Parama]

also
uber
answer questions
quote stuff if necessary

[Parama]

Oh. I guess that means you're distancing.
Carry on then.

P.S. guys: Don't lynch kanye ever, I promise he's not scum.

[Parama]

Shh, don't vote him yet until I'm done with him. I have a hunch and I want to pursue it first.

[Parama]

so yos is scum guys
just sayin'

[Parama]

yes

[Parama]

Yos: Analyze why I would not defend myself at L-1 and instead respond with an accusation as scum.

Just saying but

[Parama]

MY PLAN TO GET THE WAGON OFF ME HAS WORKED

MWAHAHAHA

[Parama]

Yeah it's true.

I don't know why I'm not being lynched really but I'll accept it :B

[Parama]

that was obviously a joke

not necessarily

[Parama]

what's OMGUSy in my play? O_o

have you just voted me while saying I'm not stupid when furcolow said you're an idiot and you said you like him?!?! contradictions?!?!?! SCUMMERRRRR

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Uberninja

OMGOMG DON'T LYNCH ME ME IS INNOCENT

Unvote uberninja
Vote: Parama

[Parama]

It was out of RVS.

[Parama]

tell me then

at exactly which post did RVS end?

[Parama]

tell me then
at exactly which post did RVS end?

Okay Parama, please tell me you're not implying that RVS is a well-defined and separate game stage?

I'm implying exactly the opposite.
Because shos is implying that it is just that.

[Parama]

shos/Parama

you've got to be kidding

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Chiar

bussin' time

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Chiar

bussin' time

you have mentioned him a grand total of zero times so far in this game.

care to say anything about chiaro besides opening up a can of WIFOM?

Question: What has chiaro said about me?

[Parama]

Question: What has chiaro said about me?

[Parama]

Yes
No

[Parama]

Let me paraphrase Chiaro for a second.

"I think Parama's scum claim is scummy. I didn't want to push it though because I have no real case... but since Vi is pushing it, it's okay to push now. This one thing makes Parama scummier than Uber, who I didn't have any reasoning on in the first place. In fact, I have yet to do any scumhunting. But Parama is scum."

I mean... the entirety of his play is based on sheeping others, and acting like he had actual reasoning to back it up. He's sitting around waiting for others to post cases on other players.

Le quotes of relevance:

However, you were also the first to draw attention to Parama, who I'm also finding scummy for claiming scum. Frankly, I wasn't comfortable calling him out on it due to knowledge of his meta but Vi's vote gives me more confidence.

Why vote me without reasoning, and then say someone else is going to give you headaches?

I voted you because I thought you were scummy.
...
As for why I didn’t state my reasons for voting you, I wanted to see who was thinking along the same lines as me so that I could identify them as more likely town, which I now see shos as.

I'm just being honest. I was scared to call Parama scummy for something I wouldn't hesitate to vote most other players for, a scum claim, because I know his meta. When an older player called him scummy anyway, I felt encouraged to do so.

I find the third one to be the most incriminating... "I was scared to call Parama scummy" even though it's town's job to scumhunt and call others scum. It also implies a fear of being lynched. Who else is afraid of being lynched? Hmm...
On a side note, Vi is 100% golden-plated confirmed town once Chiaro flips scum.

[Parama]

>votes shos
>gets called scum

>stops voting shos
>suddenly shos is scum again

WHAT DO

[Parama]

unvote, vote: shos

[Counted above. - spring]

THAT'S WHAT

[Parama]

That's another thing... lots of pointless conjecture.

[Parama]

Yos, thoughts on Chiar?

[Parama]

Shos/Chiaro are still scumbuddies, nothing has changed.

[Parama]

nope
I was never RVSing you

[Parama]

I was never RVSing you

[Parama]

unvote; vote Parama

just noting, in case you ever want to answer

Oh, I'm supposed to care that scum's voting me.
Cute.
Keep voting me for all I care.

[Parama]

chiaro is actually a good lynch, lots of fencesitting going on from that slot. shos first though

this is it.
diddin/chiaro

convincing enough

unvote, vote: chiaro

[Parama]

ehh

tbh

Chiaro or shos need to die before I'll consider Yos

but I'm not against it

[Parama]

ehh I sort of have finals next week
you can take a guess as to why I'm not as active as I should be
(hint: i'm procrastinating)

[Parama]

I am actually procrastinating through means other than mafia

I am procrastinating on this with something else, and if I stop procrastinating there, it means I might come here to procrastinate

as it is though I'm too lazy to be lazy

[Parama]

welll I am sort of waiting around for chiaro or shos to get lynched tbh

[Parama]

diddin, we could just lynch your slot, since it's scum.

but whatevers

[Parama]

I looked at 487 and saw scummalicious scum

[Parama]

fos buddy vote townie

except shos is actually possibly scum maybe

idunnolol

[Parama]

People spout BS all game and act like they're doing something.
Basically, conventional game of mafia.

[Parama]

Ugh.

That is all.

[Parama]

On one hand, he's not a *bad* lynch.
On the other, I don't like most of the wagoners.

[Parama]

I still think the Chiaro slot (replacement included) fits the profile of low activity scum.

Then vote it? :/

[Parama]

Chemist is irrelevant, iso Chiaro and tell me that's not scum.

[Parama]

hmm

I suppose shos is probtown
Uber's totally town

Pirate's still scum

carry on then

[Parama]

hmm

I suppose shos is probtown
Uber's totally town

Pirate's still scum

carry on then

I have no idea how you do this. Please teach me.

I throw darts

[Parama]

Charter, why are you scum this game? :<

[Parama]

Exactly why you're scum :<

[Parama]

I stole the spoon, the sppoon told me you were scum.

[Parama]

i'm so sick of this day 1
can we lynch someone slready

preferrably scum?

[Parama]

see look

look how bad my typing is because of this d1

actualy that's me beeing too lazy to fix things but whatevs

[Parama]

Is that a threat?

[Parama]

Town card totally revoked, nvm what I said earlier, that's scum gloating.
He can go after Pirate though.

[Parama]

@Yos:
Wording, not the message

I mean yeah he's right
The way he worded it is pretty scummy though

[Parama]

Kats wears a cupcake on his head every day

[Parama]

I'm sort of in a "lol idgaf" mood because I'm done with classes for the semester

I guess I should actualy be trying

not to get lynched

to lynch Pirate but ehhh

[Parama]

yawn

why isn't pirate dead yet

yawn

[Parama]

CAN WE GET A REPLACEMENT OR PRODS OR SOMETHING FOR PIRATE. HE HASNT POSTED IN A WEEK.

or a lynch

[Parama]

I don't give a damn about what Pirate did.

I mean.

Chiaro basically claimed scum in thread.

[Parama]

Hiraki

hate to break it to you but you're scum

:<

[Parama]

extend plz

[Parama]

Yeah if I had to pick between uber and Zar I'd definitely lynch Zar first


FWIW

[Parama]

Because we're not voting Hiraki :<

[Parama]

24 hours from now kthx

[Parama]

Hiraki needs death is what

[Parama]

24 hours from now kthx

coming from the laziest ass

on earth

Yeah and?

And I'm saying Zar over Uber because yes

[Parama]

Yeah if I had to pick between uber and Zar I'd definitely lynch Zar first

FWIW

k, this will become useful once you put your money where your mouth is

My mouth is spitting in the face of Hiraki.
Your point?

[Parama]

so you confirm I'm right on chiaro

also you're chiaro

...


also yes I suck sorry hiraki :<

[Parama]

Well I suppose I should claim. I'm a town informative power role.

What. The. Hell.
VOTE: Uberninja
L-?

I think that was the hammer.
To which I say:

Kindly go kill yourself :>

[Parama]

vote: Hiraki

MAYBE WE CAN DO SOMETHING TODAY

[Parama]

Chiaro was scum
Pirate was scum
Thus Hiraki is scum

[Parama]

Chamber you're still mafia, Furc's still town, and he's also dumb.

Can we lynch Hiraki faster?

[Parama]

2 votes from a scum lynch \o/

[Parama]

THAT'S NOT A VOTE FOR HIRAKI

CURSE YOU, VIIII

[Parama]

Charter stop being scum and lynch Hiraki.

[Parama]

And that's why you're scum.

[Parama]

Also, right now, I want to lynch Hiraki. No clue what Nuwen's alignment is. Hiraki needs to die. Really all that needs to be said.

[Parama]

I haven't read much of what you've posted mostly because due to the Chiaro/Pirate combo I've pretty much written you off as scum already.

[Parama]

yeah pretty much

[Parama]

hiraki death proddodge go

[Parama]

bedtime

ITT we learn that Vi is underage? :V

[Parama]

can we lynch hiraki now
nuwen is the obvious counterwagon here

[Parama]

Haven't read game.

~Kats in every mafia game ever, even the ones he didn't play in

[Parama]

If a charter wagon grows big enough I guess I'll join it

still want a dead Hiraki though

[Parama]

Should I just give up on trying to get a scum lynch? >__________________>

[Parama]

HIRAKI NEEDS MILLIONS OF DEATH

[Parama]

dunno about kats but diddin was scum and stayed scum so ehh

still want hiraki dead

[Parama]

Parama wanna settle on Furc~?

No.
Go sit in a corner alone.
And stop talking.
So we can kill you later.
With rope.

[Parama]

who's nameclaimed thus far and what have they claimed?

[Parama]

This game is like a giant pile of bad things that nobody wants

[Parama]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

okay
vi, charter, shos, anyone else who wants to lynch Nuwen

Sign this petition saying that if we don't lynch Hiraki today you'll auto-lynch him tomorrow if he's still alive:
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-
-
-
-

thanks

[Parama]

je réclame que mon nom est Polyphème Desroches

[Parama]

if you can't figure out my nameclaim from that then please go home

[Parama]

So Parama's the guy mentioned in the opening scene?

wait really

oh neato

[Parama]

This game isn't fun

[Parama]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[Parama]

Hmm.

Yos is probably scum.

[Parama]

so yos is scum guys
just sayin'

PAST ME AGREES!

I will totally settle for a Yos lynch. Only one I'll consider aside from Hiraki.

[Parama]

I'm just gonna say Yos is OMGUSing

no clue what kanye is doing, as usual

[Parama]

don't like how he waited for someone else to vote before voting, though.

but eh
hiraki and yos need to die before I'll even think about thinking

[Parama]

One more time, so everyone can hear it Parama: Yos is scum claiming vig. You think Yos is scum claiming vig. You, Parama, think Yosarian2 claimed out the scum kill as a vig bullet for no reason or hint of a track/whatever result on him.

oh right he did didn't he
hmm
I'm still lynching hiraki today so whatevs

[Parama]

goddamn I'm so confused right now

it's like
the only thing definite here
is that hiraki is scum
very definitie
as in

YOU DICKHEADS
I HAVE ROLE INFORMATION THAT SAYS HE'S SCUM
WHY AM I HAVING TO CLAIM THIS

[Parama]

I was under the impression that he was dead to rights
I hate claiming crap on D2 when I can claim double the crap on D3 or later

[Parama]

You'd better be right.

What are you insinuating?

[Parama]

Yos, I want you to answer this question, it's important:
Do you have any more shots?

[Parama]

Very important.
Please clarify.

[Parama]

Okay, good, then I don't have to lynch you.

[Parama]

unvote

I can't believe 3 people voted without pressuring me to fullclaim.

[Parama]

I would not put both Zar and shos being scum out of the realm of possibility.
At least one is for sure, and somehow, some way, Hiraki's probably town.

[Parama]

Why Furc?
Yos, I wanted you to fullclaim because

that if you are faking this claim or screwing around, you need to fess up now, because if you lie and Hihaki flips town, we are going to

lynch you so fast tomorrow

you won't even have a chance to fake paranoid cop.

this is a weird thing for a VIG of all people to say
UNLESS they have no shots left

[Parama]

You're not voting me anymore. Why?

[Parama]

HMMMM
Intent to hammer expressed.

[Parama]

my god

we've crossed the idiocy threshold

[Parama]

inb4 furc flips town

[Parama]

claim clams?

[Parama]

I roleblocked you N1
I think

How does that make you feel?