Mini 1327: Murder in the Louvre- Day 6

[Katsuki]

So many walls...

Someone parse together the important events of this game for me please.

[Katsuki]

Imagine that, Chiaro's suspects are those that are voting them?

So then what does that make him?

[Katsuki]

And hey, Katsuki, when was the last time you updated your sig? Summer 2011 is long since past.

Evidently a long long time ago (funny enough, after summer though XD)

[Katsuki]

Imagine that, Chiaro's suspects are those that are voting them?

So then what does that make him?

I think it suspicious of him. I think Chiaro is scum.

Why is it suspicious of him?

[Katsuki]

I'm leaning towards both Uber and Yos being town. Uber for a myriad of terrible reasons, the latest is how he's trying to paint Yos's lack of careful reading as scummy when there's no way Yos can purposefully being pushing this to gain an advantage as scum. And leaning Yos town for the same reason and the "case" on him is quite terrible.

add charter to my town reads for this post

How does this make him town? I think quite the opposite.

[Katsuki]

People spout BS all game and act like they're doing something.
Basically, conventional game of mafia.

btw do you still think this slot is scum or was it just rhetoric to diddin?

[Katsuki]

Why Charter town?

[Katsuki]

It doesn't really matter much whether it looked like a 1 or not, but Yos went on about it for an awfully long time...

[Katsuki]

I hadn't seen that post of yours.

I disagree. Town in general are far less likely to whip out the "I think X and Y is town v.s. town" than scum are, but rather dissuade them from arguing with each other. Labeling a confrontation as town v town is probably one of the easiest ways to gain town cred, especially from the people involved. Aka, it is pretty much buddying.

Plus only newb scum stands back and calls everyone lolnull so yeah, excuse me if I disagree with your argument for why Charter is town.

[Katsuki]

Ugh.

That is all.

[Katsuki]

No idea.

Hence the above post.

[Katsuki]

IMO kayne is town. His latest postings been good although I'm not scum : /

I swear to fuck this is what everyone seems to be saying in this game...

[Katsuki]

I agree, kanye has been looking much townier of late.

I also want Katsuki to stop being useless and step up to the microphone. It's karaoke night and everyone has already sung except you.
Tell us what you think about what. Not thinking anything about anything, or alternately, thinking nothing, is no excuse for being no use.

I mean you are replacing diddin for fucks sake. He didn't do anything, and now you're being exactly as useless as he was being. But neither you nor diddin emanate dumbtown vibes like Elmo/Quil, or pure flat out stupidity like Nuwen, so I give exactly ZERO fucks about whether or not you "feel" like playing or not.

I will personally end your sorry mafia life if you don't do something.
And that's not an idle boast. Hint hint.

So, this is essentially a giant paragraph of fluff essentially asking what kanye already asked me earlier this page, and with added "threats" if I answer this post with what I've already answered kanye with...

Oh hey what about that giant post of yours declaring diddin slot as town for replacing out as well hmm?

[Katsuki]

what do you think about my heartthrob, elmo~

No idea tbh. I do know that this quoted post above was pretty terrible and I'd totally vote that.

[Katsuki]

shos mind fixing that broken post of yours? Thanks

(repost it with right tags)

[Katsuki]

Just noticed that I never did this.

Unvote

[Counted above] -spring

[Katsuki]

hmm

I suppose shos is probtown
Uber's totally town

Pirate's still scum

carry on then

I have no idea how you do this. Please teach me.

I throw darts

I should probably try this.

[Katsuki]

You should probably stop your active lurking and give some reads on people because so far you've been even more useless than ddidin and he didn't post but five times.

My reads right now are that I think roughly 75% of the players in this game may be scum, and no read on the other 25%

Yeah, I think I'll continue active lurking unless you want DARTBOARD reads.

[Katsuki]

I completely have to support Yos2 over here, charter you're just being stupid now. I was going to point it myself since last page but now I see Yos has done that already, so just +1 to every singlke post he did this page lol.

look at UN's bandwagoning again. this is what, the 5th person he's voting already?

proposing a compromise wagon on Katsuki in case we don'thave a lynch till deadline.

till then - vote Uberninja boys and gals! tis' free!

This is probably one of the worst posts I've read thus far.

As in, why is a compromise lynch even being considered right now, with 6 days left, and when it's someone who you haven't mentioned with the word "scum" even once this game?

[Katsuki]

Considering a "policy" lynch over lynching scum suspects is scummy.

[Katsuki]

Deadline is a good ways away.

I'd agree with what you said if it were say 2 days away and someone called Pirate Chemist wasn't in this game.
Shos mentioning me as the compromise lynch in particular at this point in time just strikes to me as odd. May have to do with brain fried due to studying (physics should go die), but overall does not give me a good feeling.

[Katsuki]

Has anyone played with Katsuki before? Is he always completely useless, or just as scum?

Are you honestly trying to pretend that you've never played with me before? Because I know we've played at least Seinfeld Mafia together, and I recall other games but can't think of them off the top of my head.

[Katsuki]

[offtopic]
and you study physics too? where? I'm on my last semester towards a math & physics degree now [/offtpic]

No I'm having physics shoved down my throat rather unwillingly at this point. = =


@Vi: lol yes I kinda replaced in half because I forgot that Fate had already replaced out, otherwise I'd be either full-on lurking and sheeping or screaming for Fate-death at this point. >.>b

[Katsuki]

Oh I'm scum now am I?

Hey Parama wanna string this joker up?

[Katsuki]

I keep thinking how the hell you can keep thinking ninja is town, and I keep thinking that you keep telling me the answer to that question, and I keep refusing to understand.

Katsuki, what id your opinion on UN?

I think he could be scum. At the very least, I'm not getting town-vibes off of him.

If you want a list of reads, I have a post in my ISO somewhere with them. Granted they're currently devoid of names because I can't seem to get any bearings in this game.

[Katsuki]

Pirate chemist needs replacing.

[Katsuki]

Fuck it.

Vote: UN

If this flips scum I know who's the first to die tomorrow.

[Katsuki]

If this flips scum I know who's the first to die tomorrow.

Such an unusually strong yet terribly vague statement.~

Don't you just love it~?

[Katsuki]

[Katsuki]

Yes I bus err day every day especially when said buddy is no where near lynch and when a counterwagon would be easily doable.

P-EDIT: Goddamnit Parama we're not playing NINJAS here.

[Katsuki]

Yes I bus err day every day especially when said buddy is no where near lynch and when a counterwagon would be easily doable.

P-EDIT: Goddamnit Parama we're not playing NINJAS here.

I'm pretty sure I just said that a counterwagon WOULDN'T be easily doable, and your vote was L-2.~

where what when why

[Katsuki]

Alright, I was just in a game with UN and his play was totally different. I had him as scum that game, and he responded totally different to pressure. I severely doubt UN is scum. That's one of the major reasons I'm not voting him. The other is the people voting for UN. All except for Yos and Zar don't even know what game we're playing here. This is not inspiring.

I would much prefer to lynch Pirate, but it's a crime to split votes

It looks like Katsuki is able to post after all. He's just unable to post anything useful. I'd be more than happy to lynch him as well, since if it doesn't happen today, I'm going to keep wanting it every day.

I'd be more than happy to lynch you if you would rather that.

[Katsuki]

Yes I bus err day every day especially when said buddy is no where near lynch and when a counterwagon would be easily doable.

P-EDIT: Goddamnit Parama we're not playing NINJAS here.

I'm pretty sure I just said that a counterwagon WOULDN'T be easily doable, and your vote was L-2.~

that, yeah.

where what when why? votecount, L-2, when you voted, since you voted.

it's been like that for a long while you know

That doesn't answer the question I asked Vi. Don't answer if you don't understand what I'm asking.

[Katsuki]

are you talking about the 'easily doability' of a counterwagon? well Vi is right there too.

How so?

[Katsuki]

What?

Unless looking at the VC qualifies for reading the game, you'd best explain yourself.

[Katsuki]

Pretty sure you're wrong because I would never say in any game that I was "reading" the game, especially not one like this with wall posters.

Come now are we all going to play the "pretend to never have played with Katsuki" game? Charter I can maybe understand since we've only had 1 or 2 games together, but you I know are much more aware of how I play.

[Katsuki]

Still haven't explained to me why counter-wagon is not plausible btw.

It's not important in the grand scheme of things in terms of scumhunting, but if you're gonna spew BS then mind as well spew some more for all to see.

[Katsuki]

Pretty sure you're wrong because I would never say in any game that I was "reading" the game, especially not one like this with wall posters.

Come now are we all going to play the "pretend to never have played with Katsuki" game? Charter I can maybe understand since we've only had 1 or 2 games together, but you I know are much more aware of how I play.

You got lynched in MoCO (Town) for I don't even remember why but you didn't fight it that hard.
IIRC you got Recked out of Blackest Night (scum of some kind) for being obv.
You were kind enough to fakeclaim Cop in MetaTiger (M.Traitor) and got wastefully lynched for that.
You helped Fate screw over the Town in MetaMafia (Town) and got wastefully lynched for that.

I got lynched in MoCO because I couldn't OUT-CAPS scumFate.
I got lynched in Blackest Night because a Mason Recruiter Reck died trying to recruit me and mason buddy outed me.
I got screwed over in MetaTiger by cheating red-text.

You're leaving out Dynasty Warriors mafia where we shared a QT and was really the game where we played the most together.

As it stands, you are correct that I did not explicitly say why a counterwagon would be difficult to get at this time, though one would imply it from how I said that the

main

wagon would be difficult to get. In addition if a counterwagon would be easy to get there would BE ONE that had more than three people on it.

Of course, I have no idea why I'm saying all this to someone who shamelessly jumped on the main wagon, but completeness, etc.

Considering the main wagon had only 4 votes, and other wagon only 3, painting me as scum bussing and going "nope no plausible counter wagon nu uh" is a pretty piss poor argument.

Oh well I'd try and push for your lynch but I'm not going to get it today so.

[Katsuki]

Oh god this game.

NEED MOAR BULLETS

[Katsuki]

as some1 who has played a lot of games with katsuki i can say this is par for the course and isnt making me lean one way or the other on him. its too bad you were only obvtown in the game where i was scum and already knew your alignment :<

Yeah and it'll be years before I ever put in the effort I did for that game again.

OK maybe I'm lying with Team Mafia coming up but still.

[Katsuki]

Unvote, Vote: Vi

[Katsuki]

At least you've learned to use the spoiler tag.

[Katsuki]

Yos, do you think Vi is scum, or just really off its rocker?

[Katsuki]

Elli tell works like this.

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... er_sort=Go

*Insert vote here*

That aside, mod, it's been 5 days since PC last posted...

[Katsuki]

EBWOP: Wrong link

http://forum.mafiascum.net/search.php?a ... 0&sr=posts

[Katsuki]

As much as I appreciate tabs, is it possible for you to not scumhunt with pairs when we have no flips? It's kinda silly to do D1. I opened my tab and it was basically a waste of time. :/

[Katsuki]

What was the scumclaim?

[Katsuki]

Welcome to my life.

btw this beats your sig:

[Katsuki]

+whatever for deadline extension

[Katsuki]

unvote vote zar?

Why though?

[Katsuki]

No one's yet tell me why we're voting Zar?

[Katsuki]

Because we're not voting Hiraki :<

B-b-b-ut.

:/

I'm totally lost this game.

[Katsuki]

Hiraki needs death is what

I mean why Zar

[Katsuki]

Yos, if you are in fact a vig, why did you claim right out of the gate?

[Katsuki]

Barely alive right now. Haven't read game.

[Katsuki]

??

clearly im wating.

kanyes first.

let me get this straight zar i am one of your top two town reads (so much so you highlight my name in GREEN in vca) but you are unwilling to nameclaim before me?

Vote: Zar

[Katsuki]

Just wondering have their been any claims I've missed? Aside from the Yos vigclaim.

[Katsuki]

Katsuki, care to shed some light on your thoughts?

Sure.

There is no light.

[Katsuki]

Unfortunately I don't have a QT to catch up in.

[Katsuki]

Cooperating =/= not reading the game.

[Katsuki]

Should read NOT cooperating in the above.

[Katsuki]

Now this furc vote is interesting.

[Katsuki]

Why would I have reads if I haven't read the game? I'm curious about that thought process.
Not to mention, I could easily make up BS reads as scum.

Secondly, how does "not reading the game" make me scum, considering I'm known for never reading (or at least, not reading properly, if at all)?

As an amusing aside cookies to who can find what's amusing about Fate's post.

Lastly, half your above "case" is just BS fluff meant to suggest the posts as scummy without actually saying how it makes me scum.


Parama wanna settle on Furc~?

[Katsuki]

Dug through a few isos, and stumbled upon something interesting.

Shos, were you just bulletproof last night? Or are you perma-bulletproof?

[Katsuki]

Dug through a few isos, and stumbled upon something interesting.

Shos, were you just bulletproof last night? Or are you perma-bulletproof?

why on earth would there be any reason for town to ask or answer that question???

Imo, the fact that scum doesn't know the answer to that will make them not target me because it's a risk for them, so *I* specifically have an incentive not to answer that question.

Those that haven't nameclaimed should nameclaim.

+1 to that.

Katsuki, that includes you. I don't remember who else it includes.

You are answering this. I will not relent on this matter.

Unvote, Vote: Shos

[Katsuki]

I think you're reaction is more likely town, but I'm curious as to why you felt it was necessary to claim the BP after the missing kill? If anything, it was an opportunistic move to try and confirm yourself as town. What motivation does town have for claiming BP in that situation?

Unvote

hmm

Vote: furc

[Katsuki]

Eh point it out for me please.

I'll admit that I missed a huge chunk of this game that's probably never gonna get read.

[Katsuki]

eh

Unvote, Vote: Hiraki

furc got vote because read his "case" on me prolly scum but ill compromise for now.

why is nuwen scum this entire game has been "vote X" without saying why and it's making life inpossible for me.

[Katsuki]

This game is so boring.

[Katsuki]

Je ne comprends pas le français.

Parlez anglais si vous plait.

[Katsuki]

Antinous Mondragone

[Katsuki]

.

[Katsuki]

This game isn't fun

[Katsuki]

yeah replacing out never was able to get into this game.

I don't have much to say haven't been able to parse through anything nor get any solid reads. WAY too many players that seem scummy.

Good luck~

[Katsuki]

This game.

I thought I was only paranoid thinking Vi was scum...
And I was right shos wasn't town.

And I never realized that I was a beloved princess................... = =

[Katsuki]

Oh
reading back
none of you fucks wanted to lynch Vi with me.