Mini 1336 - Revolution Mafia Game Over!

kuribo · Post Post #36 (isolation #0) » Mon May 21, 2012 11:31 pm

In post 29, Llamarble wrote:Though TML gets a small amount of scumpoints for mentioning both of the two confirmed scum in his first post since scum are slightly more likely to do things to each other than to random townies.

How exactly is anyone confirmed on Page 2?

I don't think you understand what "confirmed" means.

kuribo · Post Post #91 (isolation #1) » Wed May 23, 2012 6:22 pm

suppose it would have helped if I had bookmarked the game

Here, we all know I'm going to wind up doing this at least once anyway, so:

Trust: Fate

I'll catch up in the morning.

kuribo · Post Post #109 (isolation #2) » Thu May 24, 2012 9:58 am

In post 83, BBmolla wrote:...

Damnit

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Kuribo

KURIBO GET THIS GAME GOING WHERE ARE YOU

I always find vijay scummy though. The whole thing about "DON'T TALK ABOUT RULE FOUUUUR" is so fucking stupid, I could write an Alex Cross novel about it.

SpyreX and Fate can be town, maaaaybe Darox. I agree with Fate that I'll be god damned if any of you are gonna derail wagons after the lynch threshold has been reached. We ain't playing no fakey-hammery games here, when it's time for you to die, you fucking die.

Mini Librarian's iso gives me the heebie jeebies. Pretty scummy the way he doesn't have any scumreads, then wants to know why implosion is scum while he's still voting implosion. Might be scum trying to distance implosion-scum in the RVS.

Marble is scummy as shit. QUIT HIDING, FUCKER. Wait, here, I'll help you.

Vote: Llamarble

kuribo · Post Post #112 (isolation #3) » Thu May 24, 2012 10:32 am

In post 110, BBmolla wrote:KURIBO

WHY QUOTE ME AND IGNORE ME

WHY

because i meant to include "DON'T WORRY BABY, DADDY'S HOME" but then i fucked it all up

so I'll just tell you that I ignored you because it was the best way to hurt you.

kuribo · Post Post #115 (isolation #4) » Thu May 24, 2012 10:39 am

In post 113, Darox wrote:Man, I don't get to be town. I haven't done anything but throw around trust tokens and just kinda not be interested in any of these goings ons.

I might do something about that. Don't hold your breath.

Yeah, you're town for now.

I've been scum with you, you tend to give a shit as scum.

kuribo · Post Post #132 (isolation #5) » Fri May 25, 2012 8:48 am

"Slips" catch town more often than scum, I'm finding.

The trick is that idiot scum tend to swarm all over it and try to GOGO MISLYNCH.

Here, SpyreX, have one of these:

Trust: SpyreX

kuribo · Post Post #135 (isolation #6) » Fri May 25, 2012 2:54 pm

In post 134, vijay2vasandani wrote:
Kuribo isn't dominating so much. Please don't let me down, I've already covered my wall with posters of your avatar.

can't just come right out the gate calling people idiots and telling them to go die in a cave

gotta build up to that shit

kuribo · Post Post #156 (isolation #7) » Sun May 27, 2012 2:57 pm

How the hell is he lurking when there's been like, five posts since his last post?

I mean, yeah, its' been 24 hours, but still

kuribo · Post Post #160 (isolation #8) » Sun May 27, 2012 4:47 pm

There's no fucking way you even bothered to read the thread after sitelurking like a motherfucker

kuribo · Post Post #164 (isolation #9) » Sun May 27, 2012 5:03 pm

And yet post #161 is one of the lowest efforts I've ever seen

and I've read, like, ten James Patterson books

kuribo · Post Post #166 (isolation #10) » Sun May 27, 2012 5:09 pm

Can't wait.

No, seriously, this is me not being able to wait:

ecstatic as you can see

kuribo · Post Post #170 (isolation #11) » Sun May 27, 2012 5:25 pm

see, I would think you'd accuse me of not trying hard enough

kuribo · Post Post #191 (isolation #12) » Mon May 28, 2012 1:25 pm

In post 189, implosion wrote:Yeah, I've been trying to post but i haven't really had the morale to start actually figuring things out. But Darox saying that I provided no reasons of my own for the kuribo vote is... yeah. no. i did. they just weren't very good.

Today, I have to work. Tomorrow, I'm also going to have to work. I'll be slowly gaining morale over this week, most likely. I'm graduating from high school in about a week... so yeah.

vijay might be scum.

do you frequently find that you vote people for reasons that you admit weren't good?

kuribo · Post Post #193 (isolation #13) » Mon May 28, 2012 1:30 pm

In post 189, implosion wrote:Yeah, I've been trying to post but i haven't really had the morale to start actually figuring things out. But Darox saying that I provided no reasons of my own for the kuribo vote is... yeah. no. i did. they just weren't very good.

Today, I have to work. Tomorrow, I'm also going to have to work. I'll be slowly gaining morale over this week, most likely. I'm graduating from high school in about a week... so yeah.

vijay might be scum.

so why start now?

kuribo · Post Post #195 (isolation #14) » Mon May 28, 2012 1:38 pm

are you trying to fit in because you're scum and the player list makes you nervous?

kuribo · Post Post #197 (isolation #15) » Mon May 28, 2012 2:26 pm

In post 196, vijay2vasandani wrote:I like Darox. I'm surprised kuribo hasn't bitten a head off yet.

"Grant me the fury to lynch the scum that I can,
The rage to scream at the village idiots I can't,
And the scumdar to know the difference."

1) I fucking hate Day 1, especially if I'm not replacing in. I prefer to jump in with both arms swinging, and doing that from the get-go in a fresh game is stupid. (I learned this in Aftermath)
2) I played probably the best game of my life in Weather Mafia II, and I don't think it's any accident that it was also the game where I probably raged the least that I have in years. (I don't count screaming at UberNinja, because screaming at him is always pro-town) So I'm trying to dial it back just a bit.
3) Screaming just for the sake of screaming is a good way to burn yourself out on the game. When the time comes for kurifury, you'll fucking know it.

kuribo · Post Post #207 (isolation #16) » Tue May 29, 2012 6:05 am

oh fuck you marble

you said I was scum when you replaced in, then you quote me twice with posts from before that point to call me town?

either your reads are shit or you're just pulling stuff out of your ass, because your current position is a full fucking 180 from where it was: and yet you justify it using information you had the first time

either you're scum, or you went to the dumbass store and filled your cart with as much as you could.

kuribo · Post Post #208 (isolation #17) » Tue May 29, 2012 6:06 am

Unvote
Vote: Llamarble

kuribo · Post Post #210 (isolation #18) » Tue May 29, 2012 6:08 am

and I'm sick and fucking tired of you idiots going "hurr hurr kuribo isn't being loud"

i'll be loud when I'm god damn good and ready, and not a fucking moment until

for fucks sake

kuribo · Post Post #211 (isolation #19) » Tue May 29, 2012 6:09 am

no, the point I'm trying to make is that you didn't actually read the game when you popped in to drop a vote

kuribo · Post Post #214 (isolation #20) » Tue May 29, 2012 6:13 am

Fate's null to me right now. I know that he sometimes struggles with the early game

if anything, I'd expect scumfate to be more proactive in driving mislynches

but then again, my ability to read him always swings wildly from dead on to hilariously wrong

kuribo · Post Post #220 (isolation #21) » Tue May 29, 2012 8:49 am

In post 218, Llamarble wrote: I am already pretty obvtown

i hate that expression more than i hate apartheid

kuribo · Post Post #222 (isolation #22) » Tue May 29, 2012 8:51 am

In post 218, Llamarble wrote:Oh come on. I am already pretty obvtown and I'm just getting started.
Deadline is in about a week, so wasting time wagoning me isn't helpful.

you calling yourself obvtown doesn't make that true either

kuribo · Post Post #224 (isolation #23) » Tue May 29, 2012 8:56 am

just like you out-louded me in Mole Mafia where I was scum and spent three days screaming at people, yet the town managed to mislynch every day?

your self-meta is noted, and then disregarded. i replace your self-meta with meta of my own.

kuribo · Post Post #227 (isolation #24) » Tue May 29, 2012 8:59 am

his reads come off as natural as an oral bowel movement

he's all "oh, look, i expect more from kuribo," when he himself didn't make an appearance until long after the game started
he tosses on a vote from the get-go (oh, but he totally read it, sure)
then he does a complete 180 on that vote when he actually reads the game

then he tosses self-meta at the town like a monkey tosses its feces (both of which are shit in this case)

kuribo · Post Post #228 (isolation #25) » Tue May 29, 2012 9:00 am

hahaha holy shit, you're right, that was llamafluff

kuribo · Post Post #229 (isolation #26) » Tue May 29, 2012 9:01 am

okay then, you want loud, let's get loud, CARNIVAL OF LUNACY AND ALL THAT SHIT

kuribo · Post Post #232 (isolation #27) » Tue May 29, 2012 9:05 am

In post 230, Llamarble wrote:

kuribo · Post Post #244 (isolation #28) » Tue May 29, 2012 1:28 pm

I dunno, now that I realize you're not LlamaFluff, you wouldn't remember Mole Mafia, but I was scum there, and I spent like a week screaming at AurousVox and posting pictures of hurricanes

kuribo · Post Post #246 (isolation #29) » Tue May 29, 2012 2:01 pm

In post 245, Elmo TeH AzN wrote:
In post 244, kuribo wrote:I dunno, now that I realize you're not LlamaFluff, you wouldn't remember Mole Mafia, but I was scum there, and I spent like a week screaming at AurousVox and posting pictures of hurricanes

Which ones the Miami ones or real ones?

kuribo · Post Post #263 (isolation #30) » Wed May 30, 2012 1:04 pm

it's because marble is pulling his reads out of his ass, but shhh we're not telling him that we know

aw crap i ruined the surprise

kuribo · Post Post #267 (isolation #31) » Wed May 30, 2012 2:08 pm

In post 264, Llamarble wrote:Huh? I still have lots of people to read. Maybe I have words on a lot of people but I only have one or two reads that I'm satisfied with for the time being. And the word for calling people confscum on page 2 is :exaggerating: read-strength for effect.

I will do my best to read some more tonight, but I do have to do things other than mafia even when I'm not completely unavailable.

IT'S TEN FUCKING PAGES MARBLE

kuribo · Post Post #273 (isolation #32) » Thu May 31, 2012 1:52 am

TML is the red herring, Marble votes are the path of violence and there should be more of them

kuribo · Post Post #281 (isolation #33) » Thu May 31, 2012 7:44 am

marble, he said PRODUCTIVE

not USELESS AND WISHYWASHY

kuribo · Post Post #283 (isolation #34) » Thu May 31, 2012 7:48 am

You could try not bitching and complaining about people telling you how much you suck by using how much they suck as a defense

kuribo · Post Post #286 (isolation #35) » Thu May 31, 2012 7:50 am

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME USELESS, I'M WAY MORE USEFUL THAN YOU, YOU AND YOU!"

this is almost literally your last like, ten fucking posts

p-edit: oh, you're posting content in my opinion. it's just that the content you're posting is effing stupid: "kuribo is scum!" "wait, i read the game and i found scum over here instead!" "okay, guys I'm about to read the game, and..."

no. just no.

kuribo · Post Post #287 (isolation #36) » Thu May 31, 2012 7:51 am

In post 285, Llamarble wrote:
In post 283, kuribo wrote:You could try not bitching and complaining about people telling you how much you suck by using how much they suck as a defense

People who normally do not suck sucking is a scumtell, not a complaint.
OMG you suck way more than you would be sucking as town has caught many evildoers.

jesus christ, you derp, do i need to spell it out? when I said "suck," i was directly referring to: "DON'T CALL ME INACTIVE, YOU FUCKERS ARE INACTIVE"

kuribo · Post Post #290 (isolation #37) » Thu May 31, 2012 7:52 am

and by the way, it's disingenuous as shit that you try to paint me as only partially active: we both have the same number of fucking posts, and i had ten fucking more than you before you came along 150 posts later to try and "stir shit up"

kuribo · Post Post #293 (isolation #38) » Thu May 31, 2012 8:47 am

Marble, you didn't post shit until I voted you and called you out for lurking.

kuribo · Post Post #295 (isolation #39) » Thu May 31, 2012 9:53 am

and yet you criticize others for their lack of posting?

kuribo · Post Post #306 (isolation #40) » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:10 am

marble is cagey as fuck as scum and has never been a VI

kuribo · Post Post #308 (isolation #41) » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:16 pm

my point is that to compare marble to crazed VIs of past-times like UberNinja, Mafiaplayer, and Killa7 is to wildly misuse the term village idiot

marble doesn't suck

kuribo · Post Post #374 (isolation #42) » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:28 pm

ah god dammit

i've been down this fucking road before

either SpyreX or Fate is scum

it's usually SpyreX

but it's probably Fate

i just spent 32 of the last 40 hours on my feet, so i'll have to save the booming words from hell for morning

kuribo · Post Post #440 (isolation #43) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:55 am

Unvote, Vote: Elmo

This is way better than voided

kuribo · Post Post #445 (isolation #44) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:56 am

see, now THERE'S the fate we were waiting for

kuribo · Post Post #460 (isolation #45) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:55 pm

In post 459, implosion wrote:
implosion wrote:just in case~

I'd rather lynch elmo than nolynch and like 11 people voted him and i didn't feel like checking if it was a majority and the deadline was in one minute.

sue me.

As it's been said many many times in the last couple of pages:

THERE

ARE

NO

FUCKING

NOLYNCHES

IN

THIS

GAME

kuribo · Post Post #465 (isolation #46) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:03 pm

if implosion's actually paying attention / not fearmongering, he should have known there'd be no nolynches

i can understand if he didn't catch that in the rules

but the fact that we've actually had discussion about it over the last few pages?

kuribo · Post Post #482 (isolation #47) » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:08 pm

Trust: SpyreX

Trust: Darox

Trust: MattP

no sabotages might mean that scum is playing shadow games, or it could mean we found a winning combination

however, either way this is a good place to start for future missions until things start fucking up

kuribo · Post Post #523 (isolation #48) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:14 am

In post 521, Llamarble wrote:Too tired to do actually useful things, but vijay saying he figured out factional abilities exist from a role action he used on Implosion, and saying he was planning to neuter implosion, etc, strongly point to Vijay town.

I also agree with Implosion's post about probably not exactly one scum for the reasons he stated. I'm pretty sure if scum lets us go on lots of unscrewedwith missions we do really well, and I think we should unquestionably send the same group. If scum didn't interfere before but do now, then we just laugh at them for giving us a free night and know there's scum in the 6; if they don't have the ability to interfere then :awesomesauce:

And further, as far as the Sovereign Six, if someone does wind up sabotaging a mission, it'd probably be best to replace one person out of the Six at a time. I dunno, I'm just thinking, I've never been good at probabilities or shit like that.

kuribo · Post Post #538 (isolation #49) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:52 am

who the fuck is haschel cedricson

kuribo · Post Post #540 (isolation #50) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:52 am

why is it okay if implosion votes you?

kuribo · Post Post #564 (isolation #51) » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:50 am

okay, that post was town as shit, and in the event that I ever die, I want MattP to take my place on the missions

kuribo · Post Post #566 (isolation #52) » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:56 am

are you?

well okay then

kuribo · Post Post #568 (isolation #53) » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:58 am

i think the heat may be getting to me

kuribo · Post Post #574 (isolation #54) » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:46 am

Fate, I had marble down as scum for sure yesterday, but mechanic-wise a trouble-free night?

HELP ME OUT HERE

BARE YOUR FEET AND SHOW ME THE WAY

kuribo · Post Post #590 (isolation #55) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:08 am

spyrex is all "I DON'T TRUST MARBLE"

but he's also all "LET'S HUNT HIS BUDDIES IF YOU THINK HE'S SCUM"

then he moves on to a lurker lynch?

oh fuck no

spyspy, you'll not get me this fucking time

kuribo · Post Post #592 (isolation #56) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:56 am

not sabotaging the mission day 1 is just the sort of slippery stuff i'd expect spyspy to do as scum, too

hey fate, what's the ONE THING SpySpy should have expected me to do in this game? the ONE THING i didn't do, that he should have called me out on?

kuribo · Post Post #600 (isolation #57) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:48 am

In post 599, MattP wrote:He just said "its in ma role" so what? does he get another power if we kill HC? Is he a one-time indy HK I DONT KNOW FATE IM NOT PERFECT I HAVE THESE THOUGHTS BUT THEY ARE NOT WHOLE

maybe it's role related in that HC is town and Llamarble has to kill town in order to win

kuribo · Post Post #607 (isolation #58) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:55 am

In post 605, Llamarble wrote:
2. I GOT my action (supplies) that I used BECAUSE the mission succeeded. So for that reason alone I'm pretty effing obvtown.

All shall be revealed in time.

okay, so I'm not the only person that got supplies last night

call off the dogs, Fate

kuribo · Post Post #610 (isolation #59) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:33 am

Vote: HC

callin' Marble's bluff

kuribo · Post Post #613 (isolation #60) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:40 pm

In post 611, Voidedmafia wrote:What happened to waiting for HC to speak?

didnt feel like growing old in the meantime waiting for that lurkaderp

also didn't realize it was a hammer

also didn't care

kuribo · Post Post #615 (isolation #61) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:14 pm

In post 611, Voidedmafia wrote:What happened to waiting for HC to speak?

yeah, 48 hours, etc etc

though to be honest i forgot that

and still didnt care

kuribo · Post Post #617 (isolation #62) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:48 pm

@Mod, In post #482, I gave out three trust tokens

You see nothing. NOTHING

kuribo · Post Post #630 (isolation #63) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:29 am

In post 626, SpyreX wrote:Ohhhh man.

Sorry fate I doubted you.

yeah, and here I was thinking my initial scumread on Marble was just my reads being shit as always

the fucking fact that HC ghosted into nothingness as he was lynched? that tells me two things:

1) he had no intention of coming back here for fear of slipping up
2) Marble just saved his sorry ass from lynch

kuribo · Post Post #631 (isolation #64) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:31 am

In post 626, SpyreX wrote:Ohhhh man.

Sorry fate I doubted you.

And if we're claiming what we have, I got a shoe phone last night. Lets me send or receive a total of three messages. (Not three each)

I told Grey I'd use one of those charges to allow Fate to message me today, but it never occurred to me to ask the mod if he'd be informed that he had that ability.

kuribo · Post Post #632 (isolation #65) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:31 am

oh, and I was told that there may be consequences if I dilly-dallied about using it.

kuribo · Post Post #634 (isolation #66) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:36 am

Eh, I kinda figured, what the hell am I gonna use it for?

There's nothing I'd say to any of you that I can't really say here anyway

kuribo · Post Post #636 (isolation #67) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:42 am

yeah, look at what he said:

HE FINDS HC SCUMMY BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO TALK AND IS WILLING TO FORESTALL THIS LYNCH

do scum have daytalk in this? is marble coaching him in the QT?

kuribo · Post Post #637 (isolation #68) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:43 am

yeah i'm calling bullshit
he also says he has ROLE RELATED INFORMATION that points to him being scum

and he SAVES HIS NECK?

kuribo · Post Post #639 (isolation #69) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:51 am

you're talking about him using the exact same ability you used on him, right?

kuribo · Post Post #640 (isolation #70) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:52 am

yeah I'm not so sure I want marble on our little nightly outting tonight

kuribo · Post Post #646 (isolation #71) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:42 pm

wait, so you're directly counterclaiming him?

kuribo · Post Post #647 (isolation #72) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:42 pm

YOU JUST FUCKING CONFIRMED THAT HE KNEW FOR A FACT YOU USED THAT ABILITY

AND YOU'RE CLAIMING THAT YOUR ABILITY SAID THAT HE DIDN'T?!

CAN WE LYNCH THIS IDIOT NOW?!

kuribo · Post Post #657 (isolation #73) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:36 pm

SAY IT INTO THE FUCKING SHOE THEN

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK I MEANT WHEN I SAID

In post 574, kuribo wrote:

BARE YOUR FEET AND SHOW ME THE WAY

kuribo · Post Post #659 (isolation #74) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:08 pm

kuribo · Post Post #678 (isolation #75) » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:43 pm

i got the message stating I had recieved a shoe phone not too long before I got the message saying that day 2 had begun

Fate still hasn't used it to pass a message to me, you'd think he'd at least not want to waste the charge I used to let him do that

kuribo · Post Post #682 (isolation #76) » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:50 pm

In post 679, SpyreX wrote:I mean does it follow the "got N1" "use D2" hulalababloo

I got it at the start of the day and I can use it any time day or night. just that there may be unpleasantness if I don't use it in a timely fashion

(i reckon this means it expires)

kuribo · Post Post #814 (isolation #77) » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:06 am

In post 811, SpyreX wrote:Does anything about today make you think I have a solid read on anyone?

glad i'm not the only one

spent the weekend with the old folks, gonna catch up on this game tonight

kuribo · Post Post #864 (isolation #78) » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:17 am

fuck it

Vote: kanye

kuribo · Post Post #966 (isolation #79) » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:01 pm

In post 964, SpyreX wrote:I'd hammer.

I could do no less than send him to the afterlife with a warm embrace

THE SPYREX I BRO AND LOVE WOULD NEVER ACCEPT FATE'S DEATH AS TOWN, LET ALONE PROMISE TO HASTEN IT

kuribo · Post Post #970 (isolation #80) » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:06 pm

In post 967, MattP wrote:I completely had forgotten you were in this game Kuribo.

I need help.

shhh don't tell anyone but i'm quietly phasing myself out of mafia games

kuribo · Post Post #971 (isolation #81) » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:07 pm

In post 969, implosion wrote:
In post 966, kuribo wrote:
In post 964, SpyreX wrote:I'd hammer.

I could do no less than send him to the afterlife with a warm embrace

THE SPYREX I BRO AND LOVE WOULD NEVER ACCEPT FATE'S DEATH AS TOWN, LET ALONE PROMISE TO HASTEN IT

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=21484

THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE

kuribo · Post Post #988 (isolation #82) » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:59 pm

UNVOTE, VOTE: SPYREX

NO FEAR
NO REMORSE

kuribo · Post Post #990 (isolation #83) » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:00 pm

okay maybe a little remorse

once bitten, twice shy you know

twice bitten, thrice shy

after awhile YOU JUST KEEP GETTING BITTEN

AND BITTEN

AND BITTEN

AND HOLY SHIT YOU LOVE THAT DOG LIKE A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY, BUT SOONER OR LATER, HE'S GOTTA STOP BITING YOU

kuribo · Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:33 pm

In post 999, Voidedmafia wrote:If Fate was ever actually at L-1 I might've hammered just to spite him. Luckily, I'm not that destructive. (SEE, FATE? I LOOK OUT FOR YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU GIVE ME IN RETURN? HUH? HUH?!?!)

On the plus, yay Faterage. On the minus, I can't tell if it's scum desperation or just Fate being Fate.

fuck my life, this is the wishy-washiest crap I've ever read

kuribo · Post Post #1019 (isolation #85) » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:21 am

In post 1016, Llamarble wrote:
There is practically no way I am getting lynched this game; I have so many towntells at this point it is kind of disgusting.

LOOK AT THIS COCKY ATTITUDE

LOOK AT MARBLE'S SCUMMY SELF

LOOK AT THE FESTERING OPPORTUNISM ON FATE'S WAGON

marble and spyrex for scum team in 2012

kuribo · Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:57 pm

In post 1022, Llamarble wrote:
1. I am much more confident as town.
2. How is it opportunism if the Kanye lynch was already agreeable to me, which it obviously was considering I basically made it happen?
3. How come you have barely been involved today?

1- oh, okay self meta that makes you town

2- your reads have been so far all over the map that you've expressed agreement to lynch pretty much anyone at various states of the game

3:

In post 970, kuribo wrote:
In post 967, MattP wrote:I completely had forgotten you were in this game Kuribo.

I need help.

shhh don't tell anyone but i'm quietly phasing myself out of mafia games

kuribo · Post Post #1027 (isolation #87) » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:56 pm

In post 1024, Voidedmafia wrote:Only people he's wanted to lynch were me, Fate, HC, Spy, and I think Implo. That's not everyone nor is it all over the place.

In post 29, Llamarble wrote:I don't actually know the game mechanics yet, which is unusual for me. I'll get there.

Spyrex, Implosion, and possibly HC are the scumteam.
Though TML gets a small amount of scumpoints for mentioning both of the two confirmed scum in his first post since scum are slightly more likely to do things to each other than to random townies.

Hey HC, why does post 27 exist?

In post 159, Llamarble wrote:Kuribo is scum.
VOTE: Kuribo

In post 206, Llamarble wrote:
In post 173, Elmo TeH AzN wrote:^ this so much

Makes Elmo probably not scum with HC, and a little less likely to be scum in general.
I'm not in love with the rest of that ISO though.
Except 58 which seems to suggest a 'lets figure this out together' townapproach.
Yeah okay no Elmolynch today.

Fate / Kuribo aren't living up to expectations.
I find it unusual that neither of them are louder in a game that could use some loudness.
Fate is especially lurk coasty and not getting much attention for it, which is usually a good scumsign.

In post 91, kuribo wrote:suppose it would have helped if I had bookmarked the game

Here, we all know I'm going to wind up doing this at least once anyway, so:

Trust: Fate

I'll catch up in the morning.

This made me think a little bit Kuribo + Fate.

In post 132, kuribo wrote:"Slips" catch town more often than scum, I'm finding.

The trick is that idiot scum tend to swarm all over it and try to GOGO MISLYNCH.

Here, SpyreX, have one of these:

Trust: SpyreX

This makes Kuribo slightly more town than Fate though.
I don't like him making excuses for not being as active as he normally is but I could see him being town I guess and Fate is scummier.

VOTE: Fate

In post 252, Llamarble wrote:
Darox has me worried because he's insufferably annoying as town but this time he made an actual list of reads / reasons.

In post 261, Llamarble wrote:Yeah okay I retract my townread on Vijay. He can fake his stuff here.
He's in the maybes.
He works pretty well with HCscum though.

In post 279, Llamarble wrote:
Fate/Kuribo/Spyrex were all sitting around not acting like normal / trying to force scum to die but instead waiting for one of the viable lynches (most of which were on pretty clear town) to happen. THAT IS SUSPICIOUS.

In post 325, Llamarble wrote:I liked TML and I like Voided.
So I have some good townreads (Spyspy, MattP, Voided, probablyBBMolla) and a bunch of sketchy people.
I'll have a good chunk of time later today for this game.

In post 331, Llamarble wrote:Fate, Kuribo, Darox, Implosion should not have as many trust tokens as they do because all of them are pretty suspicious. Darox makes lists / puts in effort as scum and especially is incentivized to do that by the trust mechanic.
And the sketchy people are all trusting each other and making each other be on the mission, which certainly makes sense for scum to do especially if they are excited about their team as any team with at least two of those people would be.

In post 333, Llamarble wrote:Spyrex I think you're town but I think your trust tokens are, like, EXCEPTIONALLY badly placed.
If you move all three of them then the odds of an all town mission will go up a lot.

In post 340, Llamarble wrote:HC is fairly scummy. 234 and 275 are both kinda the way scum write stuff.
Kanye is probtown. Information is insufficient but 201 and 242 are both townie.
Implosion could flip scum.

Linebreaks indicate a decent jump in towniness/scumminess.

PEOPLE TO SEND ON THE MISSION YEPYEP
Llamarble

MattP
Voidedmafia

Spyrex
BBMolla

CANDIDATES FOR LAST MISSION SPOT (Probtowns)
Kanye

WEIRD PEOPLE
Kuribo
Darox

Vijay

Elmo
Implosion

SCUMMY PEOPLE
HC
Fate

HEY VOIDED, HERE'S A WARM FUCKING GLASS OF SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH WHILE THE GROWNUPS PLAY MAFIA

LOOK HOW MARBLE CALLS SPYREX SUSPCIOUS WHILE PRACTICALLY FUCKING BEGGING FOR HIM TO BE IN THE MISSION

LOOK HOW HE FUCKING SPREADS HIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE SOME DEMENTIA PATIENT

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

kuribo · Post Post #1029 (isolation #88) » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:44 pm

THE EXPRESSION OBVTOWN TENDS TO MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO FILL THE TARGET'S ASS WITH MY MURDERDICK

kuribo · Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:18 pm

VOIDED WHY DO YOU IGNORE MY WORDS OF HATE

AND WHAT PART OF SHUTTING YOUR WHORE MOUTH WASN'T FUCKING CLEAR

kuribo · Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:53 pm

I want no part of a Fate lynch.

kuribo · Post Post #1055 (isolation #91) » Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:14 pm

god marble, now I want to lynch you first just so you'll shut the fuck up with this constant "I'M OBVIOUSLY TOWN BECAUSE AS SCUM I DON'T ACT LIKE THIS"

seriously, and i mean this from the bottom of my heart, shut the fuck up, that won't convince anyone

kuribo · Post Post #1088 (isolation #92) » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:24 am

Fate, you so owe me for this.

Unvote, Vote: VoidedMafia

I must taste marble's delicious blood, but I'll settle for this first.

kuribo · Post Post #1092 (isolation #93) » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:52 am

Fate's not playing SpyreX, SpyreX is playing us.

kuribo · Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:34 am

US AS IN THE TOWN

WHICH YOU WOULDN'T KNOW

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US

kuribo · Post Post #1126 (isolation #95) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:43 pm

no fucking way does SpyreX town go all "lololololol fate claimed scum lolololol"

Vote: SpyreX

KURIBO AND DAROX SOLIDARITY ON THIS ONE

kuribo · Post Post #1127 (isolation #96) » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:44 pm

god dammit, i was typing that post and i forgot to get off the tram at ironforge and now I'M RIGHT THE FUCK BACK IN STORMWIND

kuribo · Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:20 pm

AWFUL GOD DAMN FUNNY HOW MARBLE AND SPYSPY HAVE TURNED A FUCKING 180 DEGREES OF BETRAYAL AFTER THEY WERE ACCUSED OF BEING PARTNERS YESTERDAY

WHAT THE DICKS IS THAT ABOUT YOU GUYS

kuribo · Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:21 pm

In post 1131, vijay2vasandani wrote:I've just been mindfucked. I don't know who to trust anymore. As a sidenote, I got stuff as well so idk.

Is Fate scum or not? Why the hell would he go "LOLOLOL I'M SCUM BITCHES, YOU FAIL LYNCHED VM" as town?

why would he do it as scum?

same answer for both: he'd do it regardless of alignment. i've seen it many times, but more importantly SPYREX AND MARBLE HAVE DEFINITELY SEEN IT MANY FUCKING TIMES

kuribo · Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:24 pm

Marble, either you're fucking scum or you're letting Spyspy puppetmaster the shit out of you, especially considering Darox is town as all fuck right now.

kuribo · Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:25 pm

In post 1128, Llamarble wrote:
Was clearly synthesized from purest quintessence of dumb.
Note the complete lack of any statement from Spyrex to the effect of 'lolololollolol Fate claimed scum lololol."
I don't think anybody is voting Fate for claiming scum in particular.
Oh I already said that?

THAT'S JUST FUCKING IT

HE DIDN'T EXPLAIN WHY

YOU SAID, "HEY SPYSPY HOW ARE YOU NOT SCUM WITH FATE?"

AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING SAYING ANYTHING, HE SIMPLY VOTES FATE?

ARE YOU CALLING THIS THE LAZIEST OF FUCKING BUSSES EVER?

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:15 am

the thing is, not sabotaging on the mission is so fucking brilliant that if that's what's happening, it's got Spyspy's fingerprints all over it

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:16 am

And if Fate and Spyspy were scum together, Spyspy would have sabotaged the mission to draw heat off Fate after the VM lynch

Instead, he doesn't sabotage it, and goes on to push "HATE CHICKEN SAME MISSION EVERY DAY"

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:18 am

the fact is if marble thought both Fate and SpyreX were scum, he wouldn't care which one went first

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:24 am

In post 1129, Llamarble wrote:So what changed between

In post 430, SpyreX wrote:Yea voided isnt flipping scum

In post 433, SpyreX wrote:Not enough time

Hate you all

Unvote,vote: voided

And

In post 524, SpyreX wrote:So vijay town and implosion town

Unvote, Vote: VM

Then he proceeds to not care AT ALL who gets lynched yesterday off the wagon:

In post 724, SpyreX wrote:Of the outside I'm vijaay or HC

In post 806, SpyreX wrote:I could lynch kayne

<something about Fate being scum I'm not going to look back for again>

In post 956, SpyreX wrote:Yea matt VM is probably town. Drunk on cheese, but town.

In post 1090, SpyreX wrote:

Unvote, Vote: VM

VM was the ONLY LYNCH OPTION you were calling town. And then you voted him.
After saying Fate was probably scum. And now you are voting Fate today.
What.

DONT LYNCH BECAUSE OMGWTF the people in other categories
BBM, MattP, me, Vijay, Implosion

TURBODERPS
Kuribo
Darox

BACKUP SCUM:
CES

SCUM
Fate
Spyrex
Kanye

Fate and Spyrex are, like, TRANSPARENTLY not trying to make town win.

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:24 am

HOW

IN THE BLUE

FUCKING HELL

DO YOU NOT HAVE A SCUMREAD ON SPYREX

AFTER YOU JUST

FUCKING

CALLED

HIM

SCUM

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:26 am

TO THE REST OF YOU IN THIS TOWN:

LOOK HOW MARBLE TRIES TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM SPYREX, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, HE WON'T COMMIT TO VOTING HIM

FIRST HE CALLS HIM SCUM

THEN HE SAYS HE WON'T VOTE HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A SCUM READ ON HIM

MARBLE AND SPYSPY ARE TWO CUTE LIL SCUMS MAKING OUT WITH ONE ANOTHER AT THE TOP OF THE FUCKING SPACE NEEDLE

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:13 am

In post 1163, Llamarble wrote:
I guess I have to reread Kuribo sometime soon.

I do have a scumread on Spyrex.
I said we're not lynching a random peripheral person, not that Spyrex belongs to that category.

Then why not watch him lynched instead of Fate? If you said that they're scum together, it shouldn't matter which one dies.

(It's because you're distancing and you want your Fate mislynch)

"have to reread kuribo," like that's supposed to be some sort of fucking threat?

GUESS WHAT

REREAD ME ALL YOU FUCKING WANT

HERE IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL LIST OF ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE:

...

kuribo · Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:07 am

In post 1174, Llamarble wrote:Well Kuribo I already responded to the post you made last time you said exactly the same horrible, feeble-minded, scummy thing.

FUCK YOU PAL

I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE

BEHOLD AN ARTIST'S RENDITION OF YOUR SITUATION

(MARBLE'S TINY FLACCID DONG OF SCUMMITUDE NOT PICTURED BECAUSE GIMP DOESN'T HAVE A BRUSH THAT SMALL)

kuribo · Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:32 am

I'm working double shifts all weekend but:

SpyreX
Marble
Vijay
Molla

trust: Darox
trust: Darox
Trust: Darox

he's theonly one I actually trust right now.

spyrex and marble are still soft-bussing

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:16 am

In post 1230, Llamarble wrote:

Ha. 'I am fully aware of everything I ever do that could get me caught as scum.' That is pretty arrogant.[/quote]

SAYS THE ARROGANT FUCKING DIPSHIT WHOSE ENTIRE GAME HAS CONSISTED OF:

"oohh this guy is scum or maybe not, but THIS IS MY TOWN META"

fucking marble

you've got a date WITH THE RIGHTEOUS FUCKING COCK OF VENGEANCE

PREPARE YOUR FUCKING BUTTHOLE IDIOT

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:16 am

god damn quote tags, that's what i get for typing with my dick

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:21 am

MARBLE ARE YOU FLIRTIN' WITH ME

MEEP MEEP

YOUR MOVE, FUCKER

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:23 am

god dammit that scene always makes me horny

AFK a few minutes

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:27 am

Oh come the fuck on, CES.

Every single time someone has pointed scummy behavior out to him, he's replied with variations of
"I'M TOWN, I'M ALWAYS LIKE THIS AS TOWN."

That's the kind of bullshit that bad players like UberNinja try to throw out.

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:51 am

In post 1239, Fate wrote:Its also fitting and ironic that Kuribo's video has Portuguese subtitles

makes me wish Tierce was here

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:19 am

how does that make him town?

if anything it means his reads have no basis because he's biased

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:27 am

In post 1252, Llamarble wrote:Yeah, it's not very hard at all for scum to read somebody quickly, decide not to try and lynch them, and go 'yeah okay I agree he's town.'

yeah, i mean, the scummy fuck that i'm quoting right now has been doing that all game

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:28 am

I disagree that he's town, too

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:32 am

what the fuck, i thought implosion was dead

kuribo · Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:12 pm

eh i don't have the energy right now for AmericanHistoryX.gif

we've got three people with one trust token each, and there is NO fucking way i want marble on this mission

Trust: Vijay

kuribo · Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:59 pm

Vote: SpyreX
Trust: Darox

SPYSPY YOU LACED YOUR FUCKING SCUM COFFEE WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR BRO

FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE, THEN TOMORROW MARBLE CAN JOIN YOU IN HELL

kuribo · Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:02 pm

In post 1279, Llamarble wrote:Kuribo sent me a hilarious shoe phone message.

bus your fucking buddy spyspy a little harder and maybe, just maybe those bath salts will put me in the mood for something other than KFC

kuribo · Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:28 am

I got a present last night, and nope, not telling what it is because ohhh baby it's a good one

SpyreX still needs rope

kuribo · Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:40 am

does scum even have any motivation for sabotaging missions?

kuribo · Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:42 am

implosion, CES, and kanye are the only people that haven't been on a successful mission

kuribo · Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:46 am

In post 1306, Llamarble wrote:The mission size decreasing was really significant.
Dunno if anything else of real importance has happened because of them.

mission size decrease wasn't a result of a sabotage, that was the result of a success and probably necessary also due to game mechanics

kuribo · Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:21 am

much as it pains me to say it (because SpyreX is scum) our best bet is to lynch among the people that havent been on a mission

kuribo · Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:05 pm

NO

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

LISTEN

YOU FUCKING RETARD IDIOTS SAT THERE AND LYNCHED FATE

AND ALL I FUCKING SEE IS "ohhh spyrex is probably scum let's lynch someone else instead"

FUCK THAT

FUCK

THAT

I'LL BE GOD FUCKING DAMNED IF SPYSPY SCUM IS GETTING ANOTHER FUCKING ONE OVER ON MY WATCH

LOOK AT HIM

FUCKING LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HOW HE FUCKING OPENED THE DAY KNOWING HIS FUCKING NUMBER WAS UP

HE

FUCKING

OWES

HE FUCKING OWES HIS BLOOD FOR WATCHING FATE GET LYNCHED, TOWN SPYREX WOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKING EVER LET THAT SHIT GO DOWN

TOWN FUCKING SPYREX WOULD TRY TO PACIFY ME WITH SOOTHING WORDS OF BRONESS INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THE FUCK HE'S DOING

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

HE'S FUCKING SCUM AND HE OWES THE TOWN HIS FUCKING BLOOD.

STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID, EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU AND LYNCH THIS SCUM FUCK

DID YOU LEARN FUCKING NOTHING

DID YOU FUCKING LEARN NOTHING FROM LYNCHING FATE, WHEN YOU FUCKCHUCKLES WERE ALL "OHHH WE'LL LEARN SO MUCH BY LYNCHING FATE>?!" SO THAT YOU CAN WHAT? LYNCH KANYE?! LYNCHING KANYE DOESN'T TELL YOU SHIT

FUCKINGB

LYHNCSH

SPYREX

FGAVLCVALSCP[asFVSDFV

D

F
A
F

FUCK I HATE YOU SHIT HEADS SO

FUCKING

MUCH

I

HOPE YOU ALL GET FUCKING CANCER

kuribo · Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:05 pm

VOTE: SPYREX

TIME

TO PAY THE FUCKING REAPER BRO

kuribo · Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:06 pm

AND CES, YOU OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE TO SIT THERE AND DERP YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF

IF SPYREX FLIPS FUCKING SCUM LIKE WE BOTH KNOW HE'S GONNA

I'VE GOT A FUCKING ROPE IN MY UNDERDRAWERS WITH YOUR FUCKING NAME ON IT

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:50 am

WOULD YOU RETARDED SONS OF FUCKING BITCHES MAKE UP YOUR STUPID ASS MINDS

I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED

OF MATT P AND FUCKING MARBLE'S

"OH KURIBO IS TOWN NO HE'S SCUM NO HE'S TOWN NO HE'S SCUM"

SHUT THE FUCK UP, GROW SOME BALLS

AND MAKE

UP YOUR STUPID FUCKING MINDS

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:51 am

god this game can't end fast enough so that I can retire and never have to read anything you idiots type

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:56 am

my fucking spyreX push came directly as a result if SpyreX's pussy-ass hopping onto the Fate wagon, and sometimes it's that EFFERVESCENT MOMENT OF FUCKING CLARITY when you just know, you KNOW town spyrex would never fucking do that shit

his too-cool-for-school attitude is just icing on the scumcake, and the fact that he sat back and let you idiots lynch Fate for bullshit reasons tells me he's scum--- he knew, he fucking KNEW that both me and fate would be on the lookout for his usual backrubs that spyscum gives fatetown, so he switched it the fuck up

get your head out of your stupid fucking ass, spyrex is scum, and if you want to assume that i'm bussing him just to get him strung, fine, whatever hardens your tiny cock

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:59 am

furthermore, you stupid fucking crackhead, "bussing" doesn't even make sense in this context: WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUS SPYREX AS HIS FUCKING PARTNER AT THE POINT WHEN THE ONLY GOD DAMN ONE OF YOU DERPS THAT EVEN SUSPECTED HIM WAS FATE

EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS NOBODY LISTENS TO FATE AFTER HIS DEATH, THERE WAS NO REASON TO BUS SPYREX

GIVE ME HIS FUCKING SCUM BLOOD, YOU STUPID SHIT

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:21 pm

In post 1370, SpyreX wrote:Ohh Kuribo

Much like Fate asked and it didn't happen, when I'm not scum will you go ahead and make mr marble be dead?

You mean like Fate asked when you helped kill him? You know, when you refused to show mercy on his birthday?

Town SpyreX wouldn't do that. Scum SpyreX would help lynch fate on his birthday because it's just the player playing the game.

Look at what you said while you were lynching him:

In post 1179, SpyreX wrote:Nah Fate's absolutely right. Add in obvtown and its always on the gun strokin backside.

BUT I digress.

In what universe are both Fate and I scum? Suuuure you can say I'm scum for not caring OR fate's scum for not caring but if you honestly think in the recesses of your mind that Fate and I together would have the master plan of HAY LETS NOT CARE TOGETHER wellllllllll.

Also Kuribo is still right and is probably town and he's still probably right about Darox being town. Fate and I need to do that thing we do so well and thelma and louise off the cliff BUT the simple fact is there's a whole mess of non entities and thats a bad thing (see implosions post above this).

You said that he was right, you said that there were better lynches---- but you were still voting him.

In post 1225, SpyreX wrote:
HEY SPYREX.
REMEMBER OUTWITTED?
WHEN YOU GOT STRUNG ALONG BY THE SCUM AND LYNCHED SUPERTOWN MC WINTHEGAMEFORUS DESPITE ME AND FATE YELLING AT YOU?
GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.

CEPT FOR ONE THING

FATE IS NOT BEING SUPERTOWN HERE

SHIT EVEN HE ADMITTED IT

That said Fate if you flip town who do you want blood from tomorrow. I'll give you this even if its me.

BLOOD FOR BLOOD.

In post 1243, SpyreX wrote:Ive read you wrong before mr maaan.

Of course since you think I'm scum were at an impasse

You even admit Fate thought you were scum--- he obviously wanted your blood

Spyspy, your interactions with Fate, and the fact that you never once, NEVER ONCE tried to dissuade me from thinking you were scum tells me that I'm right about you. I think that with Fate and I both calling you scum, you didn't want to pull the ol' "oh, kuribo, don't you start too" backrub bit, because BEEN THERE DONE THAT, and we both know you're aware of your meta.

So, my attention span being what it is, I think you just figured I'd get distracted by Marble again. And everyone knows that nobody sheeps Fate after he dies. Hell, you haven't even accused me of reading you wrong, which is something I'd expect town spyspy to do---- and with good reason! I've read you wrong in nearly every game we've ever played together, up to and including Team Mafia 2012. MattP's right, you've ignored every accusation levelled against you, instead hoping and praying to be on the missions. And the lack of sabotages? That's your handiwork all over.

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:22 pm

In post 1373, SpyreX wrote:
EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS NOBODY LISTENS TO FATE AFTER HIS DEATH, THERE WAS NO REASON TO BUS SPYREX

Who'd Fate want dead?

Remember that

You did. I remember THAT.

And when you had the power in your hands to spare him his mislynch, you let him walk to the gallows while telling him that the reason for his death was his lack of interest in the game.

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:28 pm

Why is it that you wanted HC dead but you haven't mentioned the slot even once since CES replaced him?

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:30 pm

In post 1378, SpyreX wrote:
You realize when I'm town the death brigade is sending you to the gallows next, right?

You realize I've fallen for this one before, right?

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:33 pm

Look, Spyspy, I feel for you--- you drew scum in Team Mafia in what you would have already known to be a fairly heavily town-sided setup, you drew scum here and for whatever reason there haven't been any NKs. Whether you just don't get one or you choose not to use it, what ever. The point is, you've got ALOT of mislynches to burn through, so between that and TM2012, I can see why you'd be frustrated and apathetic.

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:34 pm

In post 1380, Llamarble wrote:I don't plan on letting Kuribo get lynched, however much his sudden OKAY TIME TO RAGE AT SPYREX sketches me out.

how the fuck is it sudden? I was pissed that Spyspy scum was skating again in favor of "lololol lynch kanye now" after he skated in favor of "lolololol lynch fate"

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:37 pm

That's just it, I've already pointed out why you wouldn't care as scum.

As town, you should be helping me and Darox bring Fate's killers to justice, and I'm not seeing that from you. At all.

kuribo · Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:44 pm

hmmmmmmm

Unvote

for now

I gotta work in the morning, I have no idea how close you are to lynch threshold, but god help me Spyspy, you're actually wavering my conviction and I want time to sort this shit out instead of watching lazy people like BBMolla pile onto you

You gotta help me if you're town, though, I can't do this shit by myself.

kuribo · Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:17 am

In post 1403, MattP wrote:HEY DAROX SO EVERYONES A LYNCH CANDIDATE BUT YOU AND KURIBO

DO YOU KNOW HOW IDIOTIC YOUR READ LIST IS ON PAGE FUCKING 57 OF A GAME OR SHOULD I SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?

AT LEAST HE HAS FUCKING READS

YOU AND MARBLE ARE ALL

"LOOK AT ME I'M HANNAH

NO I'M MILEY

NO I'M HANNAH

NO I'M MILEY"

kuribo · Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:24 pm

arrogance is such a turn off, baby, you can do better

Vote: MattP

kuribo · Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:32 pm

BOO FUCKING HOO

kuribo · Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:41 pm

You're annoyed? I'm the fucking one that had to sit here and watch you idiots lynch Fate, and THEN ruin my scum-read on SpyreX by hopping onto his wagon like fat kids eating cake, and THEN the fact that you and marble have LITERALLY CHANGED YOUR READS ON PEOPLE WITHIN THE COURSE OF THE SAME PAGE SEVERAL TIMES OVER

so don't you fucking give me that shit about being annoyed with stupidity, because you and marble are the fucking KINGS OF ALL THAT

kuribo · Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:44 pm

I'm fine with massclaim. I'm a straight up Revolutionary.

Night 1 I recieved the shoephone and used it over the course of the next day or two:
To allow Fate to message me, as he verified here-

In post 656, Fate wrote:And YES I got a goddamn Shoe phone AND NO I have nothign to fucking say to you Kuribo besides help me and help all the soldiers get Marble lynched.

Second charge was to send a message to VoidedMafia, where I told him to shut his "whore mouth" and help me lynch SpyreX or Marble-

In post 1039, kuribo wrote:VOIDED WHY DO YOU IGNORE MY WORDS OF HATE

AND WHAT PART OF SHUTTING YOUR WHORE MOUTH WASN'T FUCKING CLEAR

In post 1043, Voidedmafia wrote:Kuribo: NO I WILL NO SHUT MY GODDAMN MOUTH, AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME!

AND NO I AM NOT VOTING SPY OR MARBLE, NO GODDAMN WAY!

Third charge was used to tell Marble all the things I want to do to him and to quote T.S. Eliot-

In post 1279, Llamarble wrote:Kuribo sent me a hilarious shoe phone message.

In post 1321, Llamarble wrote:He used his shoe phone to talk to Fate and to tell me he wanted to eat my face; if he has scumbuddies then barring daytalk I imagine he'd consider using it to communicate with them.

Further, as I said at the start of the day, I recieved a present last night, and fuck you, I ain't tellin' what it is because ohhhh man.

I tried to go through the events of the game and look for anything that might put my mind at ease about SpyreX. Wanting water, I found only sand, which did not slake my thirst. Still not ready for the day to end, and still not QUITE confident about SpyreX being scum. The wagon took off way too fast and has too many of my scum-reads playing follow-the-rage.

I could settle for eating CES' skin instead. MattP is a delicious extra-crispy alternative.

Vote: CES
Trust: Darox
Trust: Vijay
Trust: BBMolla

kuribo · Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:47 pm

aaaaaaaand there's one more little tidbit regarding town prizes that i'm still keeping close to the vest until the time is right

kuribo · Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Is there anyone who hasn't gotten fabulous prizes yet?

kuribo · Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:45 am

@Mod: VLA Until monday eveningdue to work

kuribo · Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:57 am

why are you in such a hurry to string spyrex and letting molla skate on massclaim?

kuribo · Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:29 pm

damn straight, and talk I did

in fact, I told Darox what fabulous power I recieved last night

kuribo · Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:59 am

In post 1440, kuribo wrote:I'm fine with massclaim. I'm a straight up Revolutionary.

Night 1 I recieved the shoephone and used it over the course of the next day or two:
To allow Fate to message me, as he verified here-

In post 656, Fate wrote:And YES I got a goddamn Shoe phone AND NO I have nothign to fucking say to you Kuribo besides help me and help all the soldiers get Marble lynched.

Second charge was to send a message to VoidedMafia, where I told him to shut his "whore mouth" and help me lynch SpyreX or Marble-

In post 1039, kuribo wrote:VOIDED WHY DO YOU IGNORE MY WORDS OF HATE

AND WHAT PART OF SHUTTING YOUR WHORE MOUTH WASN'T FUCKING CLEAR

In post 1043, Voidedmafia wrote:Kuribo: NO I WILL NO SHUT MY GODDAMN MOUTH, AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME!

AND NO I AM NOT VOTING SPY OR MARBLE, NO GODDAMN WAY!

Third charge was used to tell Marble all the things I want to do to him and to quote T.S. Eliot-

In post 1279, Llamarble wrote:Kuribo sent me a hilarious shoe phone message.

In post 1321, Llamarble wrote:He used his shoe phone to talk to Fate and to tell me he wanted to eat my face; if he has scumbuddies then barring daytalk I imagine he'd consider using it to communicate with them.

Further, as I said at the start of the day, I recieved a present last night, and fuck you, I ain't tellin' what it is because ohhhh man.

I tried to go through the events of the game and look for anything that might put my mind at ease about SpyreX. Wanting water, I found only sand, which did not slake my thirst. Still not ready for the day to end, and still not QUITE confident about SpyreX being scum. The wagon took off way too fast and has too many of my scum-reads playing follow-the-rage.

I could settle for eating CES' skin instead. MattP is a delicious extra-crispy alternative.

Vote: CES
Trust: Darox
Trust: Vijay
Trust: BBMolla

This vote is on scum, and I'd appreciate your help in lynching it

kuribo · Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:13 am

In post 1491, Cogito Ergo Sum wrote:Quaking in my boots here; 7.0 on the Richter scale; enough to level a small third-world country's capital; an instrument of God's wrath on the gays.

scum are so cute when they try to pretend they don't care about the wagon

kuribo · Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:39 pm

CES scum doesn't confirm you as shit, either marble

god i hate that fucking term "confirmed town" my black ass

kuribo · Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:40 pm

in fact, you seem awfully distressed that people think you're scum with CES

kuribo · Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:58 am

In [url= 1482[/url], kuribo wrote:damn straight, and talk I did

in fact, I told Darox what fabulous power I recieved last night

kuribo · Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:52 pm

the other thing is that there doesn't seem to be motivation for scum to ever sabotage a mission

like, do they get special prizes if they sabotage?

otherwise, why would they ever sabotage at all?

kuribo · Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:41 pm

interesting that marble is calling CES scum but he still wants him on the mission

ditto for matt

kuribo · Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:10 am

I don't have a townread on Molla, I have a nothing read on him

There are about half a dozen people I'd rather see sit out the mission than him, though.

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:24 am

molla pulling the ol "ehhh, i want to be seen suspecting CES, but i don't want to help string him because he's more useful than me or partner-to-be-named?"

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:25 am

that vote on CES was *so* bad for its non-reasoning

the only thing worse was the turn-around to spyreX right after CES "pacified" him

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:53 am

In post 1586, BBmolla wrote:Kuribo do you always play by pointing out how things could be possibly scummy instead of finding scum?

how else does one find scum in a game where there have been no scum flips and no night kills?

unlike you and CES, i didn't get a role PM telling me who the scum are

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:55 am

In post 1600, MattP wrote:
In post 1491, Cogito Ergo Sum wrote:Quaking in my boots here; 7.0 on the Richter scale; enough to level a small third-world country's capital; an instrument of God's wrath on the gays.

CES, it's your tone, you are playing detached and apathetic, it's an advanced form of scumplay, but I expect that from you

that's just it, he HASN'T been detatched and apathetic, he only became that way once the wagon turned its attention from SpyreX to him

Before that, he was pushing mislynches like a fuckin champ

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:55 am

In post 1603, BBmolla wrote:
In post 1601, kuribo wrote:
In post 1586, BBmolla wrote:Kuribo do you always play by pointing out how things could be possibly scummy instead of finding scum?

how else does one find scum in a game where there have been no scum flips and no night kills?

unlike you and CES, i didn't get a role PM telling me who the scum are

You find things that are actually scummy, not twist things to seem scummy like scum normally do.

son, i'm going to just pretend you didn't derp that into this fucking thread

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:56 am

although i must admit, at least now you're fucking posting, Molla

a little more invested in the game now that CES is being run up?

mmmhmm

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:02 am

In post 1608, BBmolla wrote:"BBMOLLA YOU'RE SCUMMY FOR POSTING WHEN CES GETS RUN UP"

Kuribo are you fucking reading what you're typing

why don't you fucking cry about it saddlebags?

listen idiots, me and old man whiskey are gonna spend some quality time together and god help you all if this game isn't in night when we come back

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:11 am

ooohh no you fucking didn't molla, you done fucked up now

After your scumbuddy CES goes down like a cheap whore, GUESS WHO'S FUCKING MOUTH GOES ON THE CURB FOR A GOODNIGHT KISS

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:12 am

and how the fuck can you act like your activity hasn't picked up in the last few pages?

YOU HAVE LESS FUCKING POSTS THAN VOIDEDMAFIA

AND HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST A FUCKING MONTH

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:15 am

ohhh booo fucking hoo, kuribo's being mean to molla

along comes captian shit-read to flipflop himself YET A FUCKING GAIN

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:16 am

COME ON FUCKERS

DERAIL THAT FUCKING CES WAGON

WHY BUS WHEN YOU CAN WATCH THE TOWN DERP IT UP

MORE VOTES ON ME

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:16 am

In post 1627, MattP wrote:Dont even care.

My votes on you until you're gone

see, this just reinforces my concerns about you being scum

Any other fucking game where you're town, you've practically BEGGED for me to stay in the game, even when I'm being mean

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:17 am

wait, matt was scum in quack mafia

how the fuck did i forget that

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:18 am

okay, new theory, matt is town, because scum-matt likes it when he thinks i'm distracting the town

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:19 am

In post 1633, MattP wrote:Tell that to all of my family that died in the Holocaust.

Don't even care.

You know, if you don't know my personality well I let almost everything slide on this forum, but not that.

what? you've seen me post that gif before, you've never said anything

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:21 am

are you sure? i thought for sure you were trying to get me to post it when I said:

In post 1270, kuribo wrote:eh i don't have the energy right now for AmericanHistoryX.gif

okay, well, if I've sincerely offended you, then I apologize

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:40 am

no, i figured it out on my own, because i remembered that you were cheering me on when i screamed at Mafia-n00b endlessly and you didn't want me to replace out

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:43 am

see, as i said when i replaced out of quack mafia, it's never my intent to ruin the game for anyone, i just admittedly take things too far at times

that's the reason i keep telling people that i'm done playing mafia once the games i'm in are finished, i need to either abstain from playing, or work on playing in such a way that doesn't make people hate me

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:48 am

eh, it was never about your vote though, I actually legitimately respect you as a player and it bugged me that I had offended you

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:47 pm

In post 1663, Llamarble wrote:I probably have the fastest trigger finger, but I would rather MattP or Kuribo just put down a vote.

noep Im already voting scum

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:48 pm

In post 1663, Llamarble wrote:I probably have the fastest trigger finger, but I would rather MattP or Kuribo just put down a vote.

This is now the Nth day in a row where I could have had lynch A, then wanted to think more, then wished I had just gone with lynch A.
So yes, OBVTOWN, YOU SCUM ANT.

Pretty sure I have over twice my postcount from my scumgame with the most posts ever. Whereas this is normal for town me.
If you town and putting in ANY EFFORT AT ALL, you'd know that I was town by now.
I could BOMB this thread with reasons I am town, but fortunately you get to be spared that by the fact that I'm not in any actual danger of being lynched today.

i swear to allah the more you complian about beong obvtwon, the more scummier i think you are

kuribo · Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:23 pm

spysyp

i treid to show them the way

in the end they would not listen

goodbye ol freind

keep the dead qt warm for me

kuribo · Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:32 am

I'm at work till tomorrow so I'll make it quick:

1) llamarble, I been waiting days to yell at you for that stupid comment about me straddling the spyspy and CES wagons, I ad very specifically said I wanted CES Dead and not SpyreX, you dum shit

2) but you aren't scum. See, my secret piwer that I alluded to yesterday was te ability to track one of you idiots and find out if you sabotaged the mission. Marble did not commit sabotage last night.

3) CES is still a nasty filthy scumbag and if it were my style I'd be faking a guilty on you.

Vote: CES
Trust: Llamarble
Fuck: the rest of you for lynching fate and spyspy

kuribo · Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:53 am

In post 1705, Cogito Ergo Sum wrote:Feel free to actually explain your read this time, kuribo.

Your interaction with the Fate wagon makes you scum.
Your interaction with the SpyreX wagon makes you scum.
The fact that you and SpyreX were counter-wagons, and SpyreX's picked up that last little bit of steam at the end to save you? Makes you HUGE fucking scum.

BBMolla's interaction with you and both wagons makes him scum, too.

I'd settle for the blood of either of you. But god damn, CES, I'm pretty sure you're the brains of that scumteam, and I want the fucking kingpin first.

kuribo · Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:59 am

Hey Molla, you alignment-knowing idiot, how the fuck am I scum?

Did you READ Gay Mafia?

As scum, I fucking FEAR Fate and SpyreX. I god damn sure don't fight to keep either of them in the game. And you can try some bullshit "o lolololol self meta WIFOM," but let's be honest--- keeping them alive for misdirection purposes wouldn't be worth the risk that two people that I fear would still be in the game.

MattP is town--- Matt scum wants more screaming, more distractions.
Llamarble is town, or at the very least he wasn't the one that sabotaged the mission last night. I'm willing to think town at this point.

I almost tracked Molla last night, but god damn, I wanted some peace of mind from someone who had been bugging the shit out of me all game (Marble) and I fucking got it.

Guess what else I got? More fabulous powers. Bring it on, fuckers.

kuribo · Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:02 am

Why have we not tried to figure out the mechanics behind the supply drops?

It can't be 100% random.

kuribo · Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:31 am

In post 1727, BBmolla wrote:
In post 1723, kuribo wrote:Hey Molla, you alignment-knowing idiot, how the fuck am I scum?

PoE. What the hell is alignment-knowing idiot supposed to mean?

How is CES not obv town after yesterday

It means that you're an idiot that got a role PM telling you who shared your alignment and could talk to you in a quicktopic.

How the fuck is CES "obv town?"

Also, I'm going to fucking kill someone the next time someone says "obv town"

kuribo · Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:29 am

marble, if your theory about framing you is true, that makes Darox town too

he knew about my tracker power from wat I told him on te ahoe phone. Logic dictates I'd use it on one of my tougest reads. (you)

kuribo · Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:30 am

man did I butcher that. Ahoe phone = shoe phone

kuribo · Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:20 am

it occurs to me that I never told darox who I'd be tracking last night, only that I'd be using it

darox is 100% town because had scum known that I'd be using a tracker, they wouldn't have sabotaged. Too risky.

marble 100% did not commit sabotage.

The compromise speculation is a bullshit cop out. Molla and CES are scum. MattP is a strong town read based on his reaction to my rage.

CES or Molla today, then we sort kanye / implosion / one of my town reads.

kuribo · Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:59 am

oh come the fuck on you lurkaderps

you idiots fought me tooth and nail when you wanted to lynch fate
you fought me tooth and nail when you wanted to lynch spyrex

I am sick and fucking tired of you dumbasses lynching town against my objections

shape the fuck up

you assholes ar ruining my fucking retirement. All I want is to go out on a win, but noooo you had to lynch fate and spyrex

fuck that shit. CES IS THE SCUMMY KINGPIN of both wagobs

lynch him today, then rope his boy Molla tomorrow

or hell, molla can go first if he wants, and I'll put his fucking head on a pike to remind scum what happens when they fuck with me

kuribo · Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:07 am

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MATT IF CES OR MOLLA FLIP SCUM THEN BY GOD I'LL HELP YOU STRING VIJAY ON PROCESS ALONE

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND JUSTIFY MY TOWN READ ON YOU BY HELPING ME LYNCH SCUM INSTEAD OF LOLOLO VIJAYLYNCH

kuribo · Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:14 pm

You know what, fuck it.

CES can wait.

Unvote
Vote: BBMolla

CES has shown that he's willing to help us bus Molla, so let's kick this rock over and see who else crawls out.

kuribo · Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:15 pm

If Molla's town in this game, I don't want to win with him anyway.

His calling me scum based on "PoE" was ridiculously bad, his hopping onto the last two lynches was incredibly lazy.

Bitch, you gots to die.

kuribo · Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:59 am

In post 1814, BBmolla wrote:Go ahead and lynch me, but lynch whoever was pushing the CES lynch today.

And Kanye.

so since this is presumed LYLO, lynching you won't result in a town loss?

good to know.

kill this fucker.

kuribo · Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:00 am

In post 1814, BBmolla wrote:Go ahead and lynch me, but lynch whoever was pushing the CES lynch today.

And Kanye.

so wait, you and CES have been bussing the shit outta one another, and now you think that tomorrow's lynch should be from his wagon?

kuribo · Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:02 am

also, you santimonious shithead, "lololol kuribo isn't this bad as town" is a burden of proficiency fallacy

especially when you consider I've only won ONE FUCKING GAME THIS YEAR

trust me, bro, I'm plenty bad as town

kuribo · Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:03 am

I take that back. I won one game as town (Weather Mafia II), one other game as town (that fucked up game where CooldoG fucked up scum's wincon and made it impossible for town to lose).

So I'm like, 2-8 this year

so stick "lololol kuribo isn't bad" up your dick

kuribo · Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:05 am

In post 1771, BBmolla wrote:Actually if we're not at MYLO/LYLO then go ahead and lynch me, means I don't have to look at this game anymore and writh over it.

how the fuck can you say you thought we had two lynches when YOU YOURFUCKING SELF said THIS?

swing looowwww

sweeeeet chaaaariotttt

comin' fo' to carrrrry mollllllaaaa hooooome