Mini 1336 - Revolution Mafia Game Over!

[kuribo]

Bro I'm not scum. Why are Kanye and Vijay town, enlighten me.

It's not that I have a straight up townread on them, it's that I have a stronger scumread on you and CES.

[kuribo]

By the by, we should probably start considering the possibility of 4 scum.

[kuribo]

So i'm pretty out of it in this game, so random question for now: why are there so many townreads on BB, anyway?

There aren't, read recently. I think I'm in the "Oh I guess he could be scum because I don't remember why I had a townread on him" category.

I'm kind of scared of the CES wagon, I've felt like CES has been sekrit scum for a while but to suddenly see a huge wave of votes on him is concerning.

I think CES has been using me all game.

funny how you've backed off from this and you want his wagon lynched.

it's called soft-bussing, you know

[kuribo]

And Molla, I just took my wife out to a nice dinner where she spent half the time texting the blonde-headed asshole that she cheats on me with, so I am by no fucking means in the mood for any of your shit

[kuribo]

And bro if you don't want to deal with my shit stop reading the thread and come back later. There's no reason that you have to post at the moment. I'm not going to let you call me scum and push my lynch while I stay quiet.

I'm not asking you to stay quiet, I'm asking you to come up with something better than "lololol kuribo should know I'm obvtown lololol"

take that shit back to epicmafia

[kuribo]

@Kuribo: Oh man I'm so insulted. Be right back crying because I like to play chat mafia which is completely irrelevent in this situation. Your case on me is that I'm lazy and bad, how the fuck do I argue against shit that is consistent with my playstyle regardless of alignment?

I dunno, considering your argument was that I'm entirely too "good to be playing like this," when that's clearly not the case.

[kuribo]

With 13 people total, and no apparent night kill, it's probably not LYLO (10:3 seems more likely than 9:4 but I'm no setup reviewer)

[kuribo]

fuck this shit, i have a headache

[kuribo]

unvote

about god damn time you did something useful, you shit-eating dumbass

[kuribo]

my problem isn't that I can't spot Molla-scum

my problem is that he's been scum in every game I've ever played with him


I wouldn't know Molla-town if it bit me on the ass

[kuribo]

I do this shit as fucking annoyed town. In scummies I was just confused. This game I'm confused and annoyed, great combo for sure.

oh ho ho


so you're saying that you're aware of your meta?

[kuribo]

Remember that one game that died where Thor tunneled me for shitty reasonsIt was a mini Me and Vijay hydra'd

no

[kuribo]

except you didn't fool anyone in Weather

not even me, and that's pretty bad because I'm kind of an idiot

[kuribo]

funny you say that because you sure as hell left me sitting home that night

[kuribo]

(you as in the collective)

[kuribo]

hmmm in polite mafia I ad moderate success by derailing the wagons I started and then random lynching PeregrineV, since everyone else thought je was scum


lets try that now

Vote: implosion

your turn for poking, boy

[kuribo]

dat counterwagon

[kuribo]

hey implosion, for a guy who claims i'm not the only one with his head up his ass, you sure are voting my town read


ohhh it's because I'm voting you, right?

[kuribo]

hey implosion, for a guy who claims i'm not the only one with his head up his ass, you sure are voting my town read


ohhh it's because I'm voting you, right?

er, who claims i *am* the only one with his head not up his ass rather

[kuribo]

whoa hold the fuck up
you're ready to vote Molla

but you're no where to be found when we were stringing molla?

you're ready to vote molla, but you park on Darox, even though Molla's an easier lynch?


I've got you now, you scum fuck.

[kuribo]

and the shoephone clears Darox because DAROX FUCKING KNEW THAT I'D BE TRACKING SOMEONE LAST NIGHT


AND SCUM STILL SABOTAGED ANYWAY


BUT HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I'D BE TRACKING

[kuribo]

I very specifically explained why this is meaningless in my wallpost that you apparently didn't read ^_^

if I wanted to read things that were long and stupid, I'd still read James Patterson

[kuribo]

Yes, he's probably self-aware. Still, etc.

"probably" self-aware?

he flatout stated he's self aware.

[kuribo]

I'll be V/LA for a little over a week starting tomorrow (going on vacation). I will, most likely, still be able to post with decent frequency.

Concision, in light of you giving weight to the fact that BB won a nightless as scum, what do you think of this (large game, matt won as the last scum but it was later overturned to a town win due to a night action mixup, granted i haven't really looked at anything other than the last day or two of the game but etcetera), and i also seem to remember some other game where he won as the last scum and people were surprised that he was scum but can't find it. But regardless, i see that game and i see one other game where he was scum and replaced out early (his slot survived to lylo).

But you get the point.

ugh, that game.

if town had listened to me, every scum but one would have died the first night.

[kuribo]

matt's play in quack mafia has been far different than here

so, implosion, you're kinda making a case for matt as town

[kuribo]

(also, quack mafia was one of the games that led to my decision to retire)

[kuribo]

it's as if the town is hellbound and determined to reverse-sheep me and lynch all of my town reads


HEY IDIOTS, IMPLOSION IS 100% CONFIRMED TOWN AND YOU SHOULD LYNCH HIM

[kuribo]

* Right about Fate
* Right about SpyreX
* Right about Darox

Fuck you all, I am a god.

[kuribo]

And kuribo, it would appear you're right about me as well.

about you needing lynched?


sweet, it's so easy when they claim


ROPE OVER HERE BOYS

[kuribo]

@Mod: VLA till monday

in the meantime, riddle me this, fatmen:
if so many people think implosion is scum, why is darox the leading wagon?

[kuribo]

see, I told you retards CES is scum

look at that lazyass counterwagon

[kuribo]

PS, fuck you

as scum, there's no fucking way I'd have fought the spyrex lynch or the fate lynch.

both of them can read me like a fucking book, and both of them caught me out in my last scum game (gay mafia)

I fucking fear those two as scum, and that aint self meta, it's observable fucking fact.

This bullsit of CES pushing te fate lynch and the SpyreX lynch, and now hydraface pushing the darox lynch is part and fucking parcel of a clear attempt to weed out strong town players.

[kuribo]

I get that you idiots are reluctant to bus at tis point, but when you say shit like "i wanna lynch implosion but here I'll vote someone else" it's just fucking sloppy

you gotta start thinking about the long con. Bus that dumbass, he's dead weight to you anyway

[kuribo]

fuck my life, it's a deadline push by concision to lynch darox instead of implosion

[kuribo]

hey concision you scum fuck

remember when you asked who said I was town?

YOU FUCKING DID AND YOUR TRUST TOKEN STILL RESTS ON ME

Concision is obviously trying to derail implosions wagon to darox at deadline, and his bullshit reasoning only follows if he calls me scum

[kuribo]

MATT FUCKING PROMISE ME THAT ONCE IMPLOSION FLIPS SCUM WE CAN STRING CONCISION AND I GET TO TEABAG HIS FUCKING CORPSE


UP

DOWN

TOUCH THE GROUND

HOW YOU LIKE MY BALLS?

UP

DOWN

TOUCH THE GROUND

TASTY NUTS FOR YALLS

YEAH THAT's A LIL PREVIEW CONCISION, THESE NUTS DIPPING LIKE ICE CREAM ON A HOT SUMMER DAY BUT DON't LET THE SMOOTH TASTE FOOL YA

[kuribo]

lol "if darox is scum tis game is on your head"

don't you think I know how many games I've fucked up?

why do you think I'm retiring?

[kuribo]

you think you used it on vijay?

[kuribo]

you really have nothing to say? no list of final reads to help the town find scum before your lynch?


swiiiiing lowwwww sweeeeeet chaaaariottt

comin' fo' to carry 'plosion hoooooooooome

[kuribo]

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Which fucker did this? 'Fess up.

Vote: Kanye

Wasn't me, I didn't use my item last night.


*Although I wish it had been me.

[kuribo]

wait, so concision can't trust or vote

Darox can't go on the mission

oh fuck no, this is some bullshit like when the rook and the knight start lining up to checkmate you

[kuribo]

dude, there's a scum role PM right in the OP

[kuribo]

Vote: Kanye

Catch-22 is over, and I really thought this game would be over before that one.

THIS IS MY RETIREMENT GAME?!

Your only option is to join another game so this isn't your last hurrah! You know you want to.

[kuribo]

Hey matt, i didn't know you went to Hopkins

[kuribo]

Yup yup why?

I live on the Eastern Shore of Maryland

[kuribo]

Vote: Kanye

Catch-22 is over, and I really thought this game would be over before that one.

THIS IS MY RETIREMENT GAME?!

Your only option is to join another game so this isn't your last hurrah! You know you want to.

If anything, my personal life has gotten worse.

two days ago my wife told me se hopes I meet someone

[kuribo]

shut the fuck up, stop drama whoring and help us lynch either concision or kanye

[kuribo]

because we have absolutely jack shit to go on with a scumteam that can't / won't kill anyone

[kuribo]

[kuribo]

Also Concision most likely can't do things today because they targeted kuribo whom I blackICEd, so they do still need to die. But one of the other scums probably targeted Darox and Kanye claimed targeting Molla.
I'm more inclined to believe in Kanye town with Concision + Molla the scums, or just all three of them scum, but this game is probably lost anyway.

Let's go back to this.

BlackICE removes the vote of anyone that targets the ICE'd person, right?

But it's funny, after you said this, Concision didn't say jack shit about it, despite earlier demanding to know who had done it.

From his point of view, you should be scum.

Further, what the fuck were you doing to me that night, Concision?

Unvote, Vote: Concision

[kuribo]

why don't you cry about it, saddlebags?


even though I was wrong about what had been claimed, you've still been one of my stronger scumreads for days now. I'm tired of you slipping through my fingers.

[kuribo]

I tried pointing that out earlier but everyone acted like I was nuts

[kuribo]

ah, just in time I see

[kuribo]

shit are we still playing this

[kuribo]

I


FUCKING


TOLD

YOU


CES


WAS


SCUM





I TOLD YOU


I TOLD YOU


I TOLD YOU






WHO WANTS SOME NOW, FUCKERS

VOTE: BBMOLLA

[kuribo]

[kuribo]

HEY CES, HOW'S THE VIEW IN HELL?!


THAT WAS FOR FATE


THAT WAS FOR FUCKING SPYREX


I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WOULD AVENGE THEM WITH YOUR SCUMBLOOD AND GOD DAMMIT I DID

[kuribo]

[kuribo]

I BELIEVE I PROMISED YOU SOME TEABAGGING

FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOW TO THE WALLS
TO THE SWEAT DROPS ON MY BALLS
ALL YOU SCUM FUCKS CRAWL
AWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET GODDAMN

[kuribo]

Guys, come on and check the thread, I can't just sit here and masturbate all by myself, that would be weird

[kuribo]

gay shit's off the table? fuck that, i'm out.

[kuribo]

ewww you sick fuck

[kuribo]

Molla, are you saying that you'd have bussed if you were CES' partner?

You know, considering I've been accusing the two of you of bussing all game?

Unvote

Way to pile on, btw, kanye.

[kuribo]

like, did you actually expect me to not vote molla right out the gate? u havent been reading the game if thats the case. ces scumflip just confirms scum molla afaic. especially that little dance he did on the spyrex wagon to try and save ces when it looked like darox and i werent going to vote is just $$$

oh, I agree with the fact that molla saved CES and only posted when he or CES were under attack


just that I'd rather think things through

[kuribo]

My point is that you DID bus CES.

In fact, I flat out accused you of that.

[kuribo]

[kuribo]

Darox is still town.

Remember, I told him via shoe phone that I'd be tracking someone on the mission that night. I didn't tell him who.

Scum still sabotaged anyway. If Darox had been scum, he'd have at least told his buddies that sabotaging when you know there's a tracker out is too risky.

[kuribo]

Cliff Notes:

Town keeps lynching people I think are town. I kept calling CES scum and I was right. Town still won't listen to me. Also Molla gets butthurt when people call him scum.

[kuribo]

I confirmed Marble as not the saboteur on one night, so at the very least he did not commit that sabotage.

Darox had gotten the ability to receive a message from a player. I told him about te tracking ability I planned to use that night, but not on whom I would use it.

MattP is a townread of mine mostly for meta reasons: he objected to my obnoxious behavior, yet I know that when he's scum, he tries to encourage it. Further evidenced by Catch 22 where he was town, and did not want me loud and angry.

Molla prettty much only posts when he's attacked.

Kanye has been the whipping boy for so long, I'm not even sure I can remember why people think he's scum. If anything, he was CES' counterwagon.

In short, Molla is scum, you (ice) are scum, and if there's a fourth, one of my town reads is wrong.

But hell, I hate Process of Elimination, and I hate handcuffing myself to it. So let's hunt.

[kuribo]

BB's one trick pony with the "just end this game" is so obnoxiously flaunty that it's scum-driven now, but I'll wait until tomorrow for a better read

ProTip: I did the same thing during Catch-22.

Nuwen pointed out then that at the time I was complaining about wanting the be killed off, a town player should have been happy since we had lynched scum.

[kuribo]

LOL IceGuy believes that Marble was bussing, but that Molla wasn't?

"I know people have been calling Molla town for being flippant?"

No, babe, in fact, we're all calling him scum.

Iceguy and Molla, scumming in a tree


F-U-C-K-I-N-G




hey Ice, do you like nuts?

Cuz just like your boy Concision, I got a big ol' serving of DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTSSSSSSSSSS for you

Vote: IceGuy

[kuribo]

We therefore know that one of {BBmolla, MattP} is scum, or Darox and one of {kanye, kuribo} is scum.

VOTE: Llamarble

If we "therefore know" that Molla or Matt have to be scum, and also know that Darox and either kanye or me have to be scum


WHY ARE YOU VOTING THE ONE PERSON THAT YOUR POINT OF VIEW CLAIMS MUST BE CONFIRMED TOWN

[kuribo]

The Llarmable vote is not due to sabotaged missions. Looking at the assignments, I know there must've been missions with scum in them who didn't sabotage.

And even if you believe this, your own logic dictates it must be MOLLA, not Marble!

[kuribo]

Maybe I misread what you said, HOWEVER:

Your point about scum not sabotaging N1 and N2 *also* applies to Molla, who is a very distance-y third on your scum list.

[kuribo]

Also, CLAIM.

[kuribo]

BECAUSE FUCKING CLAIM


DON'T STALL


FUCKING CLAIM

[kuribo]

YOU'VE GOT TEN FUCKING SECONDS, VIJAY NEVER FUCKING CLAIMED, AND YOU NEED TO FUCKING CLAIM

[kuribo]

Because, you illiterate fuck, we already massclaimed, your predecessor never claimed, and you are FUCKING STALLING

[kuribo]

tick tock, clarice

[kuribo]

I'm a revolutionary too. I used WhiteICE on Kuribo last night, which means he won't be affected by any other software for one day and night phase and the Connection Failure on Implosion night one which I'm still confused as to what it did.

funny you say I was rolestopped, because WhiteICE is a doc power

[kuribo]

and why'd you have to take so long to claim revolutionary?

i'd think you wouldn't have to search the thead, you'd have just read your role PM

[kuribo]

Also interesting that vijay never told us he got an alias assumption

[kuribo]

No it's not. It clearly says that using this power leads to no software having any effect on the target.

doc power that protects from other roles, eh, same difference

[kuribo]

Did anyone get an Alias Assumption in this game besides Vijay and Molla?

[kuribo]

kanye.

kanye got one

[kuribo]

Also Concision most likely can't do things today because they targeted kuribo whom I blackICEd, so they do still need to die. But one of the other scums probably targeted Darox and Kanye claimed targeting Molla.
I'm more inclined to believe in Kanye town with Concision + Molla the scums, or just all three of them scum, but this game is probably lost anyway.

Let's go back to this.

BlackICE removes the vote of anyone that targets the ICE'd person, right?

But it's funny, after you said this, Concision didn't say jack shit about it, despite earlier demanding to know who had done it.

From his point of view, you should be scum.

Further, what the fuck were you doing to me that night, Concision?

Unvote, Vote: Concision

marble is super-town now, it's pretty obvious that he blackiced me and Concision targetted me

If marble had been scum with concision, Concision wouldn't have targetted me and lost his vote

[kuribo]

Kuribo, get your vote off me this instant. This looks like the set-up of a quickhammer, assuming Llama speaks the truth about being LyLo.

there are no quickhammers in this game, you illiterate fuck



and also, Concision was mod-confirmed to have lost his vote

[kuribo]

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[kuribo]

How does "help help they're gonna quickhammer me" imply him to be town?

[kuribo]

That vote was very nervous and held back

Yep, iceguy is scum

hahahahaha

You die tomorrow.

So, you're saying that this isn't LYLO and your death doesn't end the game for scum?

G-fuckin'-G, peace.

[kuribo]

So you're scum and Molla is your partner?

[kuribo]

shit, can you link me to the QT in that case?

[kuribo]

His treatment of Kanye is nearly identical to his treatment of you, but here you go to pull out that same, tired old "LYNCH KANYE" nugget that CES himself had been pushing.

[kuribo]

Trust: Marble
Trust: Darox
Trust: MattP

[kuribo]

Yeah, I'd be really impressed by Matt-scum, and Darox-scum would be so ballsy that I'd have to sell him my son.

[kuribo]

I don't think anyone's surprised about Kanye being scum, so much as... dat powerbus by Concision.

I was wrong about Darox, but that is my only regret.

The town suffered from alot of apathy from what should have been some of its strongest players. (I include myself in this statement)

[kuribo]

Very frustrated with my play this game

I'm just going to pretend it never happened.

[kuribo]

although can I point out again how much I hate, hate HATE when people say "I'm obvtown?"

[kuribo]

I wasn't sure if threatening to eat someone's skin as if it were fried chicken crossed the lines of good taste, (no pun intended) but there you go

[kuribo]

-Darox and Kanye obviously played well. Good stuff.

I would say well. They let a bad town eat themselves without pushing it along too much.

Between the apahty, the deadline dances and "obvtown" there was really no hope.

in the end, "pushing it along too much" was what made CES scum in my eyes---- he pushed your lynch too hard, pushed Fate's too hard

Of course, I thought you were scum, but I forget what it was that changed my mind before they lynched you