Mini 1,384: Dirty Dealing (Game over!)

[Nobody Special]

As I'm co-mod (please refer to Rule #9), I expect you will all sheep me.

Vote: drmyshotgun

[Nobody Special]

Sue me.

Sue: AngryPigeon

for plagiarizing Angry Birds.

Ridicule: Parama

for not understanding Japanese video games.

Pile on my little ants! See if you can take down an anteater by yourselves!

What the hell does this even mean?

[Nobody Special]

Holy FUCK you guys post a lot.

Voided: Are you town? Don't lie.

Salamence: Explain, in as much detail as possible, what your PR is precisely?

Piggy: Do you think Voided is scum? Do you think MoI is scum?

MoI: What is your objective in this game?

killer: Your thoughts on Voided and MoI?

Grey: Who's scum?

[Nobody Special]

Because

reasons.

[Nobody Special]

Sorry, I don't have buddies. I'm 4th party.

[Nobody Special]

Why not?

[Nobody Special]

Oh, I should be voting.

Vote: Shahrizai

P-Edit: That's L-1.

[Nobody Special]

I can do that.

unvote

Vote: GreyIce

[Nobody Special]

unvote

Vote: Shahrizai

[Nobody Special]

Anyways NS can you explain why you're playing the way you are first?

....how am I playing, exactly?

[Nobody Special]

NS, are you playing this game to actually play (scumhunt)? Or has your play thus far been to have fun (no care)?

~Mehdi

I am actually scumhunting, with a frisson of gaiety owing to the fact that it's a Bastard game.

[Nobody Special]

I rather think Salamence is very anti-town, too. So anti-town, in fact, that he jumps the shark into Scumland.

Vote: Salamence

[Nobody Special]

You just don't understand the way I play.

[Nobody Special]

(I'd argue that

PM

is possibly doing more scumhunting that NS is)

Ouch, that

hurts.

Playing League of Legends. You can join me if you want.

...

[Nobody Special]

That makes no sense. If scum see a scummy-looking townie, they would want to mislynch, and therefore would be

more

likely to be on the wagon, IMO.

[Nobody Special]

With it being a bastard game, I'm wondering if we can even trust that the cards we use will do what it says on the tin.

Who knows, we might play cards hoping for a doctor ability and find ourselves deadified.

[Nobody Special]

And I'll guess NS's start card is a king of hearts (only four start cards left are K of H, K of C, K of S, and J of S). Last jack I'd guess belongs to voided. Slight bit of inference based on what's been claimed so far (if right on either it'd support the theory of cards do have some meaning besides spending).

P-edit: I'm fine with knowing what punishment ignoring her PR gives.

~Mehdi

Okay, I don't know AT ALL what the fuck you're up to, but it does NOT seem like a town ability AT ALL to be able to guess my start card accurately.

unvote

Vote: Soul222777

[Nobody Special]

Vanilla Townie.

[Nobody Special]

You're assuming that there's a pattern to the distribution of cards. Do you

really

think SC would let the setup be broken THAT easily?

Please.

[Nobody Special]

GREY

I AM TOWN

[Nobody Special]

AP, how did my claim seem forced? You put me at L-1 and told me to claim. I claimed.

What am I missing here?

[Nobody Special]

NS, what are your reads?

My two biggest are Salamance, for being scum and faking the PR, and OverMehdi, for knowing my start card. Witchcraft, you see.

[Nobody Special]

....she who?

Oh, yes:

unvote

Vote: Salamence

[Nobody Special]

I thought maybe Sally (who is still a he, yes?).

[Nobody Special]

I just don't like that MehdiSoul felt such certainty on my start card. Feels off. Like too much knowledge, you know?

[Nobody Special]

I can't find the proper post right now, but my recollection is that it was narrowed down to four cards, and then he picked ONE of those cards as his best guess for me. I just think there's inside information there, somehow.

[Nobody Special]

It was a not-too-well-thought-out attempt at faking a post restriction. After I flew too close to the sun, I decided it would be best to drop it.

How is the question related to the quote?

[Nobody Special]

In bastard games, if I don't get a PR, I tend to fake one anyway. It's really a null-tell, for me.

[Nobody Special]

Prod received. MoI seems like an odd choice of an NK to me.

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[Nobody Special]

I'm willing to vote any of the following today: Salamence, OverMehdi, PM (pure policy).

[Nobody Special]

I can't vote myself if I'm scum; it pissed everyone off and they made me stop.

Besides, I'm not scum anyway.

[Nobody Special]

I haven't the energy to comb my iso for all the times I've ALREADY said I'm not.

One more time, all together now:

I'M NOT SCUM.

[Nobody Special]

Also, Grey, why do you keep asking?

[Nobody Special]

He's not scum; I've played with GreyScum before, and this isn't it. I guess that means I think he's town. I hadn't really thought much about it; I don't townhunt, I scumhunt.

[Nobody Special]

Why? What's the harm in asking?

[Nobody Special]

(I mean, I know it can be irritating, but...)

[Nobody Special]

NS, seriously, when are you going to work off that lurking problem?

Seriously, I'm working on it.