Mini 1,384: Dirty Dealing (Game over!)

[Salamence20]

kill: PMysterious

[Salamence20]

unkill, kill:Parama

VOTE: MoI

[Salamence20]

VOTE: AngryP

[Salamence20]

Because salamence claimed Scum?

VOTE: Angrypidgeon
VOTE: Angrypidgeon
VOTE: Angrypidgeon

[Salamence20]

*confused look*

[Salamence20]

*shakes head up and down*
*flips off mod*

[Salamence20]

Looks to me Salamance is faking some phony post restriction. Let's kill it.
VOTE: Salamance

Okay, that's enough of me making myself confirmed Town for today.

Killerjester - I was just jesting.

*thinks about Disney villains mafia*
*shakes head*
W

[Salamence20]

You just got through with two games with sala drmy. One where he started the game off with a gambit as scum and the other where he was loud. And I know at least you should be able to understand sala's play well. You were like one of the few who fosed his miller thing a lot and now you'd think he'd fake something like it again with you online?

I will ask is the PR real?

~Mehdi

*laughs*
*shakes head up and down*

[Salamence20]

Vote: DrMyShotgun

100% serious

Guaranteed scum flip.

*thumbs up*

VOTE: Drmy

[Salamence20]

As I'm co-mod (please refer to Rule #9), I expect you will all sheep me.

Vote: drmyshotgun

As I'm co-mod (please refer to Rule #9), I expect you will all sheep me.

Vote: drmyshotgun

I understand that this is supposed to be a joke, which is why I'm taking no official action, but you want to be careful with this kind of post.

*confused look*

[Salamence20]

kill: PMysterious

*Waves gun*
*Points and shoots himself*
*No bullet*
*Looks at mod*
*Points middle finger*

[Salamence20]

kill: PMysterious

*Waves gun*
*Points and shoots himself*
*No bullet*
*Looks at mod*
*Points middle finger*

[Salamence20]

*points at drmy*
*makes hand motions that indicate him talking too much*

[Salamence20]

So it's a guess?
VOTE: GreyICE

*laughs*

[Salamence20]

*grabs hammer*
*hits drmy*

[Salamence20]

*gives voided hammer*

[Salamence20]

STOP FUCKING POSTING LIKE THIS

I WILL NOT HAVE A FUCKING DISNEY VILLIANS MAFIA WHERE YOU ALL POST AS MUCH AS RABBITS HAVE SEX

*Points at oversoul*
*shows a picture of umbrage*
*laughs*

[Salamence20]

*gives voided hammer*

[Salamence20]

*really wishes he has bullets*

[Salamence20]

Okay now I want to policy lynch PM too

*thumbs up*

META

SHUT UP!

Anyway, using someone's meta is actually a viable piece of information for Town. Magna's meta is easy to read in my opinion. Wall posts= Almost Town Magna.

No Wall Posts= Usually Scum. Simple as that.

*thumbs downs*
*takes PM to New York*
*goes to suburbs called BORRING Town.*

[Salamence20]

*looks at PM*
*looks at his response*
*bangs head on desk repeatedly.*

[Salamence20]

kill: PMysterious

[Salamence20]

Salamance is posting like a troll.
PMysterious is surprisingly ignoring me.
Pretty sure I'm not hammered yet lol

*rolls eyes*

[Salamence20]

Yeah, Salamance isn't faking his post restriction, but what he is doing sure looks like what Agent Ireland (maybe someone else) from Phineas Ferb mafia.

*rings bell*

[Salamence20]

VOTE COUNT

drmyshotgun (4): GreyICE, Salamence20, AngryPidgeon, Nobody Special
killerjester (1): MagnaofIllusion
Salamence20 (1): drmyshotgun
Soul2277 (1): Parama
Voidedmafia (1): killerjester
Not voting (5): PiggyGal15, PMysterious, Shahrizai, Soul2277, VoidedMafia

With

13

players alive, it takes

7

players to lynch.

[Salamence20]

*looks at voided*
*gives another hammer*

[Salamence20]

Actually, drmyshotgun is at L-1. I just checked over. Voided should hammer this one if he can.

*points at PM*
*confused look*
*sees he is not voting*

[Salamence20]

kill: PMysterious

*shoots gun*
*still empty*
*cries*

[Salamence20]

What are YOU going to do about IT?

Shoot you with my Strongman Vig tonight. Problem solved. Thanks for owning up to it!

*Looks at MoI*
*Confused look*

[Salamence20]

*Sees MoI*
*Gives him a sheep*

VOTE: Soul227

*Sees AP*
*Thumbs up*

*Sees Shah*
*Points gun at him while making pewpewpew noises*

*Sees PM*
*Pins him against the wall and holds him at gunpoint*

[Salamence20]

You're being short sighted which is unlike you.

MOI...
Short
sighted...
You've
clearly
never
played
with
him
then...
xD

ConfTown:
MOI
AP
Sala

ConfScum:
Soul
Shah

*Thumbs up*

2. Vote on Voided to start today? Scum-claim if I ever saw one.

Ok this pisses me off. You are so arrogant when you play. How is this at all a scumclaim? And what does us flipping town tell you about Voided? What does us flipping scum tell you about Voided?

You're being short sighted which is unlike you.

*laughs*
*Thumbs down*

[Salamence20]

(pssst, NS lurking heavily is a scum-meta-tell. Lynch it soon.)

*Looks at Voided*
*Points at calendar*
*Points at next day*

VOTE: Soul

[Salamence20]

*Looks at soul*
*Grabs Voided action figure*
*Puts mafia hat on her*
*Grabs PM doll*
*Puts on a sign saying town*
*Puts Voided and PM together and makes kissing noises*

*Grabs both toys again*
*Puts a sign on both of them saying town*
*Smashes the PM doll with the Voided Action Figure*

*Points at gut*
*Looks at MoI, Voided, Piggy, and AP*
*Thumbs up*

[Salamence20]

*Puts mafia hat on PM*
*Laughs hysterically*
*Throws him the furnace*

[Salamence20]

Ok, Im incredibly confused.
You are saying PM/Voided are lovers? And that voided is town, PM is scum?

*Shakes head no*
*Thinks*
*Grabs both dolls*
*Puts mafia hat on Voided*
*Hugs PM*
*Mimics Voided saying lynching PM is bad*

*Grabs both dolls*
*Makes Voided doll town*
*Strings up PM on rope*

[Salamence20]

*Hangs PM*
*Shows Voided Town*
*Thumbs up*
*Shakes head yes*

*Hangs PM again*
*Shows Voided scum*
*Thumbs down*
*Shakes head no*

[Salamence20]

*Thinks*

*Puts PM and Voided Town*
*Shrugs*

*Puts PM scum and Voided Town*
*Thumbs up*

*Puts Voided scum and PM Town*
*Thumbs down*

P-Edit: *Shakes head yes*
*Smiles*

[Salamence20]

*Shows Voided Town*
*Thumbs up*

*Shows Voided scum*
*Thumbs down*
*Laughs*
*Throws in furnace*

[Salamence20]

*Goes to bed*

*Asks Mod to Prod PM and Shah*

[Salamence20]

Salamence: Explain, in as much detail as possible, what your PR is precisely?

*Invites NS to watch Phineas and

Ferb

*

what your PR is precisely

*Points at you*

Sorry, I don't have buddies. I'm 4th party.

*Confused look*

Really? Dolls? That post restriction is REALLY doing some problems with your typing skills. Sorry bud, I really love to help you, but I can't because you bypassed me in experience. Besides, I've been getting hated a LOT by many people over the 4 months I was on this site.

*Looks at PM*
*Confused look*
*Puts Mafia Hat on PM*

...
almost 100% of fights are town vs town.

*Shakes Head no*

More Soul votes please.

*Looks at MoI*
*Shows picture of Shah*
*Thumbs up or Thumbs down*

Nobody Special, if you are town you will stop using the blue bolded text.

*Thumbs down*
*Confused look*

Urgh. I haven't read the wall, but lets not lynch Soul. Lets lynch Shah.

P-edit: Soul, what would you say if I said the team is possibly MoI/Piggy/Shah?

*Looks at picture of shah*
*Thumbs up*
*Looks at MoI*
*Thumbs down*
*Looks at Piggy*
*Thumbs down*

[Salamence20]

VOTE: Shah

*Holds up two fingers*

[Salamence20]

*Gets calendar*
*Looks at today*
*Writes Shah*
*Looks at tomorrow*
*Writes soul*
*Looks at Day After Tomorrow*
*Writes NS*

[Salamence20]

*Laughs*
*Writes a note*
*Note says Tenative*

[Salamence20]

*angry looks*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at GreyIce wagon*
*Confused look*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at GreyIce Wagon*
*Refuses to take part*

[Salamence20]

before I could claim

something

.

Dayvig/Kill/Destroy/Nuke: Shahrizai

[Salamence20]

*Notices GI isn't talking*
*Asks the group why this = scum*

[Salamence20]

*Looks up*
*Is very happy*

[Salamence20]

*Notices NS hammered*
*Thumbs up*

[Salamence20]

*Goes to bed rereading soul and NS's isos*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at calendar*

[Salamence20]

VOTE: NS

*Shrugs*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at GreyIce*
*Confused look*

[Salamence20]

*Gasps*

[Salamence20]

*Notices Mod doesn't say Piggy is in trouble*

*Notices Mod has AP voting me, when GreyIce was voting me*

*Wonders if Piggy is faking a post restriction*

[Salamence20]

*Laughs hysterically*
*Sarcastically claims scum*
*Claims conftown*

[Salamence20]

kill: PMysterious

[Salamence20]

before I could claim

something

.

Dayvig/Kill/Destroy/Nuke: Shahrizai

[Salamence20]

kill: PMysterious

*Waves gun*
*Points and shoots himself*
*No bullet*
*Looks at mod*
*Points middle finger*

[Salamence20]

VOTE: NS

[Salamence20]

*Looks at NS*
*Looks at vote counts*
*Confused look*

[Salamence20]

*Shakes head no*

[Salamence20]

Ok, I'm more or less ok with voting salamence.

No there's no flavor for my PR.

*Gasps*

[Salamence20]

*Hears talk about massclam*
*Thumbs down*

*wishes mod would force replace PM*

[Salamence20]

*points to eye*
*opens can*
*ties knot*
*covers mouth with hand*
*orders Direct tv*

*Looks at GreyIce*
*Sighs*
*Thumbs down*

*Holds up Queen of Hearts*
*Gives popcorn to Piggy*

[Salamence20]

*Thinks*
*Moves hand mimicing a finger puppet*

[Salamence20]

*points at drmy*
*makes hand motions that indicate him talking too much*

[Salamence20]

Are you even allowed to reveal what the PR is?

~Mehdi

*Shakes head up and down*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at cards*
*Has a Queen High*

[Salamence20]

Piggy gal will now claim if the moderator will kill her if she violates her post restriction.

Absolutely no argument.

I
gots
a
slap
on
the
wrist.
Never
specified
if
I
get
another
warning
or
not,
I
assume
not.

*Shakes head up and down*
*Thumbs up*

[Salamence20]

*Wishes GreyIce would shut the fuck up*
*Sighs*
*Looks at GI calling PRs scum*
*Middle finger towards GI*

[Salamence20]

*Sighs*
*Shrugs*

[Salamence20]

Voided, do you agree that there is no town motive to lie about a post restriction?

GreyIce, do you agree that Sala has not been using his post restriction, regardless of whether or not it's fake, to sit on his hands and coast through the game?

If he's lying about his PR then I'm going facepalm really hard in postgame, but as far as I can tell arguing about how real his PR is is irrelevant to the fact that he's still playing this game and being active, which you haven't bothered to counter.

*looks at mirror*
*Wonder if he looks like PM*

[Salamence20]

Answer the question, Voided.

If he lies, he fries

Agree/disagree?

...no.

So what's the town motive for lying, then?

*Looks at accusations*
*confused*

[Salamence20]

*Knows he's town*
*confused at accusations of why this PR makes him scum*

[Salamence20]

So what's the town motive for lying, then?

That's irrelevant.

What's the scum motive for faking a PR and not sitting on his ass using that as a scapegoat for providing no reads or obfuscating what reads he may have? I've still not seen any points against this, Grey.

Sala: If you're town and faking that PR, I'm going to seriously wonder what's wrong with you. I don't believe such as of right now, but that's going to be my state of mind then.

AP: Stop copying him.

*Thinks about open 422*
*Shakes head no*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at ice.*

[Salamence20]

So what's the town motive for lying, then?

That's irrelevant.

What's the scum motive for faking a PR and not sitting on his ass using that as a scapegoat for providing no reads or obfuscating what reads he may have? I've still not seen any points against this, Grey.

Sala: If you're town and faking that PR, I'm going to seriously wonder what's wrong with you. I don't believe such as of right now, but that's going to be my state of mind then

.

AP: Stop copying him.

*Thinks about open 422*
*Shakes head no*

[Salamence20]

Um, Cliff notes, please? Best you can?

He fakeclaimed scum as town in 422. Presumably he's learned that he doesn't understand gambits, so we should expect his townplay to claim truthfully.

I get the reference now. 422 is the game he claimed scum as town. Shaking head no means he's learned his lesson from lying like that as town (I think that's what he meant).

~Mehdi

*Thumbs up*
*Shakes head up and down*

[Salamence20]

UNVOTE:

[Salamence20]

*Notices Soul broke the game*
*Remembers this is bastard*
*Thinks*
*Looks at the idea*
*Thumbs down*
*Reminds soul this game is bastard*

[Salamence20]

So, Soul what card do you think VM has?

*Asks soul not to answer this yet*

Sala we aren't using this to lynch town reads. It's based on patterns of scum reads.

And grey while your card isn't as important it does help organize info so I'd like your card claimed as well.

~Mehdi

*Nods head*

[Salamence20]

*Grabs drum*
*Drum roll*

[Salamence20]

VOTE: PM

[Salamence20]

VOTE: PM

[Salamence20]

VOTE: PM

nonono whoa whoa whoa.

Look, we already know that NS needs to die. WHy are you trying to start another wagon when there's a viable one staring right at us?

*Looks up Gamblers follicy*
*Notices PM was scum in the last 3 games I played with*
*Writes NS on a calendar tomorrow*

[Salamence20]

VOTE: NS

[Salamence20]

*Looks at Voided*
*Sees voided doesn't like Gamblers follicy*
*writes a Pie Chart*
*80% right*

*Requests more NS votes*

*Looks at Ice*
*Ignores from here on out*

[Salamence20]

*Looks around*
*Sees people are smoking weed*
*Wants some*

*Sees GreyIce and AP*
*Thumbs down*

*Sees NS*
*Thumbs down*

*Sees Piggy, Voided, and Soul*
*Thumbs up*

*Sees PM*
*Flips him off*

[Salamence20]

The
thumbs
down
are
his
way
of
saying
"no
this
isn't
a
good
lynch"
Ergo,
he
thinks
(suddenly)
that
me
Voided
and
you
are
now
scum.
That's
what
the
180
is
about.

*Shakes head no*
*Declares it opposite day*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at Piggy*
*Thumbs down*
VOTE: Piggy

*Looks at Piggy
*Thumbs up*
UNVOTE: Piggy

*Hopes people finally get it*

[Salamence20]

Sally, you were aware that Im the only obvtown here (besides maybe piggy).

Anyone with a scum read on me is blowing steam.

*Sees youre on my wagon*
*Confused Look*

On the other hand, I'll support a PM lynch on general principle.

[Salamence20]

Prod received. MoI seems like an odd choice of an NK to me.

*Looks*
*Gasps*

*Suffers from stroke*

*dahsusheuxbjddeudjdj*
*~~^\||*{'alsdhdjai*
*ehsiksbsdndkslsidhehdid*

[Salamence20]

Vote: Soul

Can everyone read #910 and realize that it comes from a pure scum motivation, and then do away with this fucking moron.

I am serious, the scum team is Salamance and Soul. No one else.

Despite how PM sucks like a black hole.

Okay, could be PM. None of my scum reads seem to give a fuck about how fucking awful he is.

*Shzjsjshxkeindujxjdusbhsj*
*jsieksejsjjejekkdodndoskw*
*djsislwskjocks eofkekedkk*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at Soul wagon*
*Laughs insanely*
*Healed from stroke*
*Excitement*

[Salamence20]

VOTE: PM

*Thanks God*

[Salamence20]

*Grabs voided*
*Shows her the shiny PM wagon*

[Salamence20]

*Grabs voided*
*Shows her the shiny PM wagon*

HIM

.

Also, NOW we're going with the PL? I'd still be done for it, but I'd rather seen a scum hang before then.

*Shows him calendar*
*Writes NS name for tomorrow.*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at Soul wagon*
*Laughs insanely*
*Healed from stroke*
*Excitement*

*watches Salamance not vote his supposed scum read*
*Wonders why salamance wants everyone to know he's for a soul lynch without a vote*
*Figure he knows something*
*Hangs him with Soul*

*Looks at Ices post*
*Doesnt remember anything about calling soul scum today*

*Requests more PM votes*

[Salamence20]

Ah, but PM is scum. Case: his last post

That's PL material, not scum material.

*Shakes head no*
*Makes him read open 450*

[Salamence20]

*Wants PM dead*
*Writes NS for tomorrow*
*Feels lucky*

[Salamence20]

*Wants a handshake*

[Salamence20]

*Looks at Soul*
*Nods head*

VOTE: NS

[Salamence20]

*Goes to calendar*
*Writes PM*
*Looks at AP, Soul, GI, Voided, and Piggy*
*Thumbs up or down*

[Salamence20]

*Sees hand*

*Excited look!*

VOTE: PM

[Salamence20]

Do you really think there are THREE scum considering A. Jester (weakens town by guaranteeing a mislynch) B. Town lovers (weakens town by hastening town deaths) C. Post restrictions (weakens town by hindering communication) and D. NO OTHER TOWN PRs?

*Nods head in agreement*

VOTE: PM

*Points at vote*
*Thinks about Lylo*
*Laughs*
*Shakes head*

[Salamence20]

*Eats Vanilla cake*

[Salamence20]

*Holds up Queen of hearts*
* 8 of spades*
*4 and 5 of spades*
*4 of clubs*

[Salamence20]

*Gives popcorn to soul*

[Salamence20]

*Looks around*
*feels lonely*

[Salamence20]

VOTE: no lynch

[Salamence20]

....

Wut?

[Salamence20]

....

Wut?

You played awful.

You lost.

Deal with it dawg

I did? I thought I just picked the wrong card.