Destiny Mafia II: The Rule of Fates [Endgame]

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Let the chaos begin!

VOTE: Bulbazak

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OMG SPYREX IS HERE

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Hey Kuribo are you Nuwen's scumbuddy?

Hey Kats

When you bus this early, you never get town cred for it. Just a tip.

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vote: bulba

his vote was preemptive omgus and i didnt see him in the scum qt with me so this is as good a lynch as any

kuribo is town.

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OK So Espeonage is scum.

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I totally agree with SpyreX's #54.

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LOL

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guys redcoyote is scum.

100%

VOTE: redcoyote

K K

VOTE: RedCoyote

I'll vig Bulbazak for a 1-2 punch!

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I'd be very sad if I can't read Reckscum anymore.

RC and Spyspy are def scum though.

Is SpySpy scum because he makes sense, is totally reasonable, and utterly logical and correct?

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RECK's insistence about people reading correctly and stuff is a townie perspective.

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RECK's insistence about people reading correctly and stuff is a townie perspective.

wat

I meant "people reading

HIM

correctly"

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I dunno Nacho

reck seems town to me

you are part of the problem, FakeGod

WHO R U

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This is awesome I've waited years to be able to dayvig someone

You're welcome.

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DGB you gave the majick?

It's a blend of chaos and majick.

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So Espeonage followed kuribo but he doesn't have a result? His role confuses me.

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You have "charging mechanics"?

what's that?

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Staeg isn't scum. Not a topic worth indulging.

ORLY

Y NOT

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SPYSPY IS SCUM

PLS LYNCH ACCORDINGLY
GOOD NIGHT'

VOTE: SPYSPY

WE CN SORT ESP OUT TMR I WANT SPYBLOOD NAO

Katsuki please stop trolling. I get it. You're scum.

Also >>> Espeonage is town but loses 5 goofpoints for the lulzy derphammer.

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I'm thinking Staeg, Nuwen, Spyrex for scum team with outside chance on RC and DGB depending on how the claim goes.

Vote: Staeg

What's the deal with Staeg? I don't know about Nuwen, I read her wrong before, but Spyrex is town-town-town.

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RC is in this game???

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I'm thinking Staeg, Nuwen, Spyrex for scum team with outside chance on RC and DGB depending on how the claim goes.

Vote: Staeg

Are you seriously considering that I'm scum handing out dayvigs???

TOWN READ ANNIHILATED

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DGB? She perpetually reads me poorly in most of our games

WUT

I can read you like a book. I think I've been wrong once back in 1981. The other times I was wrong I was probably scum gunning for an easy lynch

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Nuwen vs. Reck is making my head explode, I need to read this with bunny slippers and hot chocolate. And a snuggie.

RC is town, though, that's worth saying.

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shoot reck kuribo I am 100% sure on this one

This is town.

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Can the two of you line up for a rabies shot and keep quiet for a while?

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Now DGB, let's talk about your read on the me/Nuwen clusterfuck instead of just asking it to stop.

I want to but I need to be able to keep up. I'm going to take a nice hot shower right now. Be quiet now, kids.

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Shower completed. Thank you for keeping it down.

Now before I read, I want to state that I know that both of you gladiators are perfectly capable of faking this as scum. BUS'ing is NOT off the table here.

Starting now.

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Nuwen OMGUSes after I call her/SpyreX/RC scum, then tacks on these reasons:

- I lied about my post getting eaten... when I ended up just explaining what the post is about anyway.

That accusation sounded like techno-geek bravado from Nuwen. As in "I caught a scum because I'm so techno-geek I know all browser quirks!"

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- The Nacho/Desp hydra called me scum hardcore then died. As if I would kill them for suspecting me, then turn attention back onto them after NOBODY WAS FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION thereby signalling my own inevitable defeat

That's null re: Reck's alignment.

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These are Nacho's last posts of the day. This certainly doesn't say "I'M STILL IN RVS" to me.

The "I TOTALLY WOULDN'T DO THIS CHEEKY THING AS SCUM" is also a Reck scum angle 100%. He always thinks he can out-WIFOM people by doing sub-optimal or "obviously scummy" things... and then just gets caught for doing obviously scummy things. This isn't a characteristic specific to mafia, either. If you'd like another example, we played White Chapel last night and he took a route that basically ensured he'd get caught, just to try and WIFOM us into spreading out of the area he was in.

I also think the reason he's been AFK has been because he's in a game FULL of people who can read him. Town Reck would have gotten his free pass & shipped by now... but Reck's been absent because more than half the game has a pretty good handle on how to read Reck.

I agree with this post.

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oh look nacho died and it's now being used to incriminate me because obv i'd panic and shoot nacho night one as scum right guys? as his only standout scum read id ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SHOOT HIM LEADING TO THIS EXACT SITUATION RIGHT GUYS

I don't fucking care if someone comes in and goes OH LOOK WIFOM because some things are just pretty motherfucking simple and it's PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING SIMPLE that I wouldn't be retarded enough to kill Nacho if I were scum here and I was the only person Nacho had specifically called out, holy mother of god I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS

Nuwen + RC+ SpyreX please

Here Reck is using null tells for him to enforce a town read.

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And you didn't press "back" to save your awesome contribution post because...?

Because it didn't exist. Because you're afraid to produce any content at all besides neutral EXCUSES and ANGER AT SOMETHING NOT GAME-RELATED BROWSER GRRRRR because everyone can read you very well.

THIS is reaching.

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good god I pray to the Blood God you're scum because otherwise you're way fucking dumber than I ever imagined

YOU'RE THE FUCKING BITCH CALLING IT AN AWESOME CONTRIBUTION POST. NOT ME

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH AND THEN CALLING ME SCUMMY FOR IT

Gratuitous aggression.

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Reck is talking to me like I'm wrong and I'm town WHILE calling me scum

VERY GOOD POINT INDEED

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You're wrong AND scum, but I like your false dichotomies

I'm showing everyone how wrong you are and letting you continue digging your own grave when you try to create more bullshit and lies to explain the previous tier of bullshit and lies

she's scum

so scum

This however sounds too sincere to be faked Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Point out that Nuwen's statement that I'm scared of the playerlist is based in some fantasy world?

In fact Reck listing me as someone who can't read him is fantasy. I don't have a 100% success rate reading him as town

when I'm town

but I'm reading him right better than chance, I'm pretty sure.

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Verdict: TOWN-ON-TOWN

Nuwen believes what she's saying, and from her perspective, it makes sense, she's thoroughly convinced that she's on to something. Reck's reaction is trash and over-the-top but there is a certain directness "suck my dick i'm town" that I find rather convincing, so overall I say town.

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Nuwen is making up lies to paint a fantasy world that is 100% false.

Nothing she has said in relation to me has held any ground in the real world of this game, and instead of admitting that or dealing with that, Nuwen just changes the picture she's painting and ignores the inconsistencies.

Go pet a cat until it purrs, she's town.

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She believes she caught you being scum. She really does. You can fake a lot of things, but you can't fake

that

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It's like religion. You have faith and you're invested in it and it's hard to back down without feeling like an idiot.

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The first. Go relax and think about it.

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DGB HAS SPOKEN

Now, let us celebrate with an Espeonage lynch.

GO GO GO

VOTE: Espeonage

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DGB HAS SPOKEN

Now, let us celebrate with an Espeonage lynch.

GO GO GO

VOTE: Espeonage

OK finally came down from the crack smoking.

UNVOTE:

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Has anyone noticed that Kats hasn't post a lick of content all game?

That's because he's scum.

VOTE: Katsuki

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DGB called us town v town because that's easier than picking sides.

Yes I am known for my delicate nature and paralyzing self-doubt and I just can't take sides, oh my, pass my mint julep!

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Esp's breadcrumb is shit that's a bad crumb and worse reaction. HE IS NOT ABOVE FAKECLAIMING AS SCUM. I still can't fathom his hammer, and I can not possibly see how it was town-motivated. THIS SLOT NEEDS DEATH REGARDLESS

Oh please explain that to me in deeeetails, aka here's some rope.

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Oh wait what I didn't realize... Espeonage breadcrumbed on page 6??? What the coconut is that?

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VOTE: Espeonage

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Wait... DGB's dayvig gift also makes people millers? Hmm.

Sorry I am chaos.

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HIS HAMMER WAS FUCKING SCUMMY


HIS CLAIM WAS FUCKING SCUMMY

Hindsight is 20/20, I love to exploit that as scum, too.

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nah you shot a claimed cop like a baddie

TOWN READ DISINTEGRATED

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Katsuki is the personification of evil in this game, but is it alignment-indicative?

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ISO me.

I just did.

Usually you drop towntells like mad.

Here's you're a whole lotta'nuthin'

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This is how easily I'm swayed by large bolded font:

VOTE: Reck

Also FakeGod is scum, you heard it here first.

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Tell me how these reads have updated based on Espeonage flipping town.

First, you answer my questions.

"I don't actually have evolving opinions, need time to make them up."

look how big my font is

Font is big.

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I don't understand why Nuwen is trying to portray people who defended Espeonage as scum.

You're hindsight-whiteknighting like a good little scum, aren't you.

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Fakegod you're going to have to NK me, otherwise I will scream for your death all day tomorrow after we behead Reck.

Also Staeg is town.

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Just sheep me, I'm not wrong.

Didn't you say Esp was scum?

Exactly where do you get your boundless confidence?

RECK BUDDY DETECTED

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Vote: Nuwen

ZOMG what a surprise!

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Therefore, I think there's good chance that bunch of opportunistic scum were in the Esp wagon.

Sure thing, I'm sure scum was all over this copwagon and no one whiteknighted, nooooooooooooooooo

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EBWOP: I thought that it was easy to see that Esp's claim was town.

Everyone knows I love to be lectured by scum.

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You're just being obtuse on purpose now, aren't you?

Is there a mafia-related point here?

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It also makes sense that scum wouldn't touch this wagon with a barge pole knowing the result ahead of time, and being able to NK him.

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That is a bloody good point.

FakeGod & Reck & ???

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zzz dgb bein' boring again

at least every game I play with Nuwen & DGB from hereout I'll be able to tell them to shut the fuck up when they try to even insinuate they can read me

Glad to see you admit that you

know

we're town.

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LOL, nice try.

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Nuwen is self-voting?

What's with all the vanity wagons?

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Okay so what the hell do I do to stop a reck lynch and redirect the hatred elsewhere

Vote his buddy FakeGod?

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His posting has been about as scummy as can be. It's been 100% self-preservation with 0 interest in figuring this game out nor determining the alignments of others.

THIS ^^^

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I don't know how you managed to get what you did from his flailing...

Now I'm torn between Bulbazak whiteknighting and RECKscum. My head is going to explode.

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DGB were you being serious when you claimed to have sent me the gun?

You know I don't fakeclaim unless I really mean it. No one else has claimed secret Santa though... mmmmmmmmm....

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I think Reck would have secured an early bus seat on FG, especially when the tone of the thread started to really turn against FG.

Meh. If you are scum on the hot seat, turning against your buddy isn't the best strategy.

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Doing nothing all game but suddenly advocating no-lynch when his neck or his buddy's neck is on the line... yeah that's scum.

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Sure.

I'm Chaos. I have 3 events that I can distribute. I do not know what they do.

One is called "Sea God's Revenge" which I gave to kuribo yesterday because I figured he'd like it from the name of it and turned out to be a dayvig, "Time To Feed" which I gave someone else last night, and a third called "Mimeoplasm."

When I typed "dayvig" I typo'd "gayvig" - that has better be a role in Gay Mafia III or else!

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LOLNO YOU WERE AT KURIBOS

VOTE: RECK

The cupcake is golden.

VOTE: RECK

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Nuwen is accepting apologies starting now.

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Katsuki's obviously claiming a guilty, but fuck if I'm going to vote along with just those words and I don't understand why he thinks anyone else will, either

It's pretty obv that Nuwen is hinting at RESULTZ too. Let's just do this.

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Hmmmm... interesting. DGB, was this your doing?

Was what? <3

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I know you didn't get it from her.

He did not, indeed.

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There's no way the vig's going to tell you who he is

Thank yooooooooooooooooooooooou

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Nominate xRECKx for "Most Entertaining Caught Scum"

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Did you get my gift?

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Did you get my gift?

yeah ty you still dont exist tho

They say that about Santa every year.

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DGB, I just need to clarify something. Who did you give your second gift to?

RC.

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I believe Katsuki.

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Hey guys it's pretty obvious Bulbazak is scum.

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Why?

Duh, the scum didn't kill SpyreX.

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I know what her last did.

Enlighten me.

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(I did find out they're based on Magic cards, though.).

They are?

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He neighborized me.

I gifted Staeg N3, and RC N2.

So the gift was a "neighborize?"

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But Kats said his results must have been messed up.

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Hey DGB, why did you think spyspy was town?

To think any different would have broken my heart.

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I'm pretty sure someone is going to claim re-director eventually.

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Why do YOU think Kats would be lying? I'd like to hear your explanation.

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I'm pretty sure someone is going to claim re-director eventually.

Dgb I'm not following this right here

Let's do it slowly then.

Why is SpyreX dead and not a townie?

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So Kats is lying and someone stopped a mafia kill and isn't saying? Is that your argument?

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DGB, you never answered why you were so quick to trust Katsuki.

I'll never challenge a PR result unless it's LYLO.

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In other news, having run out of gifts, I'm now VT.

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It's also very troubling to me that he lied to us.

THIS.

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I'm thinking RC's gift ability is a gladiator ability given the Magic card it's based on.

I hope you're wrong, we're not lynching RC under any circumstance.

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Bulba & Kats for the scum team?

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I had a brainfart. So RC was hiding and Staeg vig'ed SpyreX?

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;_;

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I agree, the ability should not have been used.

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VOTE: Katsuki

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I am miffed that the possibility of lynching Bulbazak has slipped away.

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Please describe how I've been "salivating."

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Thanks for admitting that the salivation is in your imagination.

I play to my wincon independently of previous games.

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If Bulb is scum with someone that isn't named Kat, they're sure taking their sweet time to wrap this game up.

Point taken.

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DGB, you're still avoiding my questions.

I don't have to answer questions from scum.

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I apologize to everyone about the lies and the deception.

Katsuki had us pegged all game but no oooone wooould liiiiisten!

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Also SpyreX and DGB seemed like they had real lives and stuff and it was /sad.

I was only pretending because I was scum. I have no life.