Mini 1684: Shucking Bullfit Mafia - Game Called

[Marquis]

/confirming in thread now

a thread link or daystart pm sure would have been nice

i only missed a page though

also my role necessitates we massclaim asap day 1

tammy starts (no need to waste words protesting!)

[Marquis]

hi, i'm town, my role necessitates a massclaim, go tammy go, etc etc, bye :)

[Marquis]

username, avatar, iso, mirror mirror, etc etc, bye :) :)

[Marquis]

We gotta also remember that the roles in this game were created without any balance in mind, so there could be some meta thing that fucks us all over D2 lmao

[Marquis]

that was not an "i agree with everything said here and as such it needs no comment" quote it was a "this post is such a catastrophe it's like a bad dali knockoff here let me hang it up in the met for all the old people to look at and yell at museum staff about how it doesn't belong here" quote

[Marquis]

hi assmuffin how do you feel about policy lynches how do you feel about starting the massclaim and getting tammy's balls rolling

[Marquis]

i want to vote him but i'm really concerned that it's just town in their late 40s or something

[Marquis]

Real thing I want discussed: I think it may benefit me to know how complex yalls roles are like on a scale from town doctor to tammy's role

does anyone actually think claiming this is a bad idea

my role necessitates that at the very least, we do this
my role is a 10
i'm a 10

[Marquis]

tammy, serious time:

scale of 1-10

your role,

besides the PR

: not complex or complex

all you need to post is 1 or 2 digits

my role necessitates you do this

[Marquis]

and if you are town i swear lying about it will be the most anti-town thing you could ever possibly do this game

[Marquis]

oh but that would require that i also participate in the massclaim!

[Marquis]

whatever happened to the days when groups of angry irrational adults would just take an innocent young lady at her word???

: (

[Marquis]

my role is the most important role

my role necessitates that tammy comply with my minimally invasive questioning

my role hopes but clearly does not expect the rest to do the same

[Marquis]

my role shakes its head at you and your mid-life crisis

[Marquis]

you're saying damn a lot!
would you consider this a scumtell of yours!?

[Marquis]

my role shakes its head at you and your mid-life crisis

your unwillingness to cooperate is pointless and anti-town

your inaccuracy and consequent vote on me is the most anti-town thing so far

i'm not explaining shit until tammy flips

but her answer is okay. and my role is satisfied.

so as far as my role is concerned, with this post the game begins!

[Marquis]

my role necessitates that i act like this :)
my role necessitates that i magnify my obnoxiousness because ~results~ :))
my role necessitates that i draw as much blood as possible without letting other town even entertain the notion of lynching me and my role :)))

[Marquis]

oh dang i forgot to wotc you :(

how goes it??? :))

[Marquis]

my role necessitates that i act like this :)
my role necessitates that i magnify my obnoxiousness because ~results~ :))
my role necessitates that i draw as much blood as possible without letting other town even entertain the notion of lynching me and my role :)))

your role is an asshole

I told you you don’t need to worry about them bitches
All them fives need to listen when the ten is talking

[Marquis]

Your role does not actually do any of these things Marquis.

omg! did you fake-rolecop me too!? you weren't supposed to do that!!!

[Marquis]

Oh gosh, you're so funny!

it is a gay-given fact that u are the objective arbiter of all humor
so i guess i will take this cake

[Marquis]

can you guys lynch the fuck out of this please. I just cannot take it if marquis is going to play this way.

i think this is the part where i am supposed to show contrition

but my role has not been used killed or vanillaized yet so the caricature continues

[Marquis]

[Marquis]

Think harder.

[Marquis]

it was dram who said that not me

but hi dram how role-related was your drag queen accusation

[Marquis]

Well I'd like you to confirm whether the role was from Bro and if not who do you think it was from.

i need to do a post history search first
i'm not a drag queen fwiw
but seriously the role is fucking intense and i'm terrified of playing it wrong/suboptimally/badly for town :(

[Marquis]

dram if u are seriously not fucking with us rn
i'm still not a drag queen
but might as well be as fucking insane as one

also mac ur "crumb" is not subtle at all lmao

[Marquis]

nope we're lynching dram
VOTE: dram
he knows i'm town but he still has me as a poss scum

like if there were really only 3 roles on his list left to sort i'm pretty sure my crumb couldn't be taken any other way. and him acting so uncertain when one of those 3 should be my totally fierce glam role just looks like he's lying about what his role actually is/knows

also i don't believe any of the mods would make a survivor role that broken. feels more like an anti-town 3p with a wtfish wincon (which he still won't share if it's not that which is blah)

[Marquis]

oh also since i don't think it could help dram or hurt town anyway

quick search of a typo in my role pm text confirms that bro designed my role

which should in turn lend credence to my claim that my role is super fucked up and a 10 on the cephscale

[Marquis]

i honestly feel ~60% sure that dram is an epicmafia werewolf

note: he also is told all roles in the game and chooses from them each night

~80%

[Marquis]

Ceph why are you so chicken little? This game is over. Why are we even waiting? We know the scum is in Layla, Marquis, Pegasus, and Zipper. We should just get to lynching.

Pretty sure Zipper is the town one there

VOTE: Layla

i'm curious as to why you keep pushing the "lynch these 4 and only these 4, let's lynch them without figuring out who's town, let's leave dram alive because lol of course he's telling us the 100% truth"

[Marquis]

>believes the superinformed survivor claim
>says role that has to have a near 100%-accuracy-rate to viably win, and comes from a site one of the mods loves taking design fuckery from, is too "blatantly overpowered and fucky" to be real
>this isn't even real greentext

[Marquis]

dram is raising some good points ftr i just dislike the absurdly shallow thought process assmuffin insists on splashing around in

i still am like 90% sure dram's hiding some really fucking anti-town shit though but i don't know what i can do about it yet tbh

[Marquis]

and/or lying about or at least misinterpreting "conftowns" and "final scums"

[Marquis]

what does that have to do with my quote

[Marquis]

well guess who failed the test