Mini 1675 ~ Choose Your Side (Game Over)

[wgeurts]

I know there are cats in this game, and it's my job to find them.

[wgeurts]

Oh yeah, because I run a cat fan club or something and my night action is hugging cats.
I'm really confused xD

[wgeurts]

VOTE: Plotinus
He's not walled yet and I'm suspicous.

[wgeurts]

Oversoul,
What would make you say I'm a third-party when it's pretty clear I'm not.
Could it possibly be you're a cat?
VOTE: Oversoul

[wgeurts]

Well we already know you're mafia so I don't trust the idea.

[wgeurts]

What's the matter.
We all know you're a cat.

[wgeurts]

I am groot

[wgeurts]

VOTE: Jeanne11

[wgeurts]

HOW DID I NOT REALISE!

Mew

Three
YOU'RE A CAT
VOTE: MewThree

[wgeurts]

Hey guys, if I said I'm scum and cats are third-party what would you say?

[wgeurts]

Intent-To Hammer

[wgeurts]

I must say this issss a jolly shame.

[wgeurts]

I'm vengeful, who should I shoot teehee?

[wgeurts]

VOTE: WgeurtsVOTE:
Off to an Italian restaurant now, I'm tempted to kill groot.

[wgeurts]

I've already won so whatever, yeah I'm not mafia I got made a crumpets jester. I was planning to troll but there's rly no point.
Will say more if I haven't flipped and I've finished eating. Waiting for cooks to cook your calzone pizza is boring.
Good luck plot, I think you're town.

[wgeurts]

WAIT WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT DEAD
VOTE: wgeurts
I Should off bloody won but my fucking vote tags got messed up.
Somebody please hammer as otherwise I'm going to have to play this game with no way to win.
And replacing would be a fucking jerk for whoever replaces me.
This is bullshit.

[wgeurts]

Mod, there's nothing in the rules about how you want votes presented. Could you count that vote I made earlier that I fudged up the tags for?

[wgeurts]

Plotinus Hammer me

[wgeurts]

SOMEONE HAMMER OR I'LL SHITPOST ALL GAME
Or not and I'll support anyones win.

[wgeurts]

I think you're town and there's likely scum hesitating to join my wagon. As the mafia know I'm not one of them they truly have the dilemma of figuring if I'm actually a jester, as they know I must be town (no logical way I'm town) or third-party. The town don't know this so they could see me as scum fake claiming. Whatever, I get lynched one way or another and I'll win whatever you think I am.

[wgeurts]

So if anyone tries to get town-cred for lynching me hang em up as well.

[wgeurts]

As I've said, good luck plotinus I think you're town.
Now could you also yell at people to hammer?

[wgeurts]

Don't know wether the game will end on my lynch, that would be hilarious.
Day 1 page 10 game end.

[wgeurts]

ChoooChooo

[wgeurts]

No I'm genuinely happy, I said it would be hilarious if it ended page 10 as it would be. I couldn't give a crap how it ends as once I'm lynched I've won.

[wgeurts]

What I don't want is to live the whole game not being able to win in any possible manner, I'd basically just be some neutral party the whole game. That would be bull shit, and I wouldn't be able to replace out as that would be more crumpets for my replacement.

[wgeurts]

And does it matter wether you think I'm mafia or jester?
No.
I'm getting lynched and I'll win.
Whatever you think I am.

[wgeurts]

And does it matter wether you think I'm mafia or jester?
No.
I'm getting lynched and I'll win.
Whatever you think I am.

Do you win if you're NK'd?

If no, please someone shoot him tonight.

I'm a jester so no.
Lynch me plz.

[wgeurts]

Kling god damn vote me.

[wgeurts]

Because you love me and want to let me win out the kindness of your heart.
Just fuckin kill me already and vote.

[wgeurts]

Because you love me and want to let me win out the kindness of your heart.
Just fuckin kill me already and vote.

please quote your role pm.

No
I'm not going to get myself mod-killed.
Instead you can place your vote back on me.
I should have already won but nooooo.
Yeah I'm a little bitter about this.

[wgeurts]

And yeah, shooting me's going to totally work.
Espically if you're a cat.

[wgeurts]

If you refuse to lynch me I become a free man, doomed to loose.
However I will support whichever faction seems like they'll win, or the won I feel like supporting.
Could be town, or scum, or third-party.
I don't care.
But why put me through that when you can lynch me?

[wgeurts]

One*, not won

[wgeurts]

Will you policy me if I start spamming?

[wgeurts]

If you're lucky I'll flip scum

[wgeurts]

I did actually submit: "Kitten Arsonist That Can't Stop Burning Kittens Because He Loves 'Em Too Darn Much".
My role is completely different though.
Except I can hug people who are cats.

[wgeurts]

[wgeurts]

Happy Scumday Maruchan!

Given the mod team, I doubt Wgeurts is a normal jester. Vi hates third parties who can only win through anti-fun means. Additionally, LLD and GreyIce I think would be more creative than to include a vanilla jester.

I'm not a vanilla jester, read my posts.
My vote remains where it is.

[wgeurts]

This is going to be a long game.

[wgeurts]

Maybe he will shoot mafia for us, though.

Why would I?
I'd shoot whoever it amuses me to kill:

[wgeurts]

Cool dog, vote me and I can blow the brains out of those idiots.
Win-win?

[wgeurts]

"

Oh, oh, oh
Fear the lord of kittens
Oh, oh, oh
For he will blow out your brains
Oh, Oh, Oh
Time to kill some bloody cats

"

[wgeurts]

I'm sorry, even if I don't get banned for getting mod-killed is dishonest and spiteful.
Further more me dying means the total number needed for scum win is lower.
Which basically means I aid scum with my death by mod-kill.
Mayhaps you're a cat and therefore you don't see this?
Maybe you're not town.
Mmm, found you scumbag.

[wgeurts]

You need to give me a name!
Yes that would be fun!
You're own pet jester.

[wgeurts]

Guys, I found classified footage of Jeanne11!

Pr-edit: MeowThree, why should I give a crumpets who dies?

[wgeurts]

She's a cat!
Lynch her!
She's armed!

[wgeurts]

I'm not a fudge village idiot as I'm not aligned with the town.
Thank you very much.

If I were town I would be voting jeanne.
But I'm not so lel.

[wgeurts]

You should venge her for us

VOTE: Jeanne11 finally people are seeing the light. like she seems to be post restricted or something too (or maybe she always posts gibberish? it’s hard to tell with her) but unlike nacho she’s not trying to communicate or scumhunt or do anything at all.

Gladly.
Want to make a deal?
You push me and I kill jeanne?

[wgeurts]

Why would you get mod-killed?
Also, my vote is on the scummiest of us all.
He's a 100# scumbag who needs to get lynched.

[wgeurts]

100%, not 100#

[wgeurts]

VOTE: Wgeurts
McMenno!
Vote me!

[wgeurts]

*sigh*

there is definitely at least one vig/JOAT/inventor/etc that can kill wgeurts.

we should completely ignore him, and then direct any pro-town nightkill we have at him tonight.

if hes still alive tomorrow then we can discuss what to do then.

But why would you want me dead?
Like.
I can't win.
And I can't even prevent town from winning.
Vig could shoot scum.
Just wondering.
I'm enjoying trolling.

[wgeurts]

Are you serious?

We ALL want a pro town kill to kill wgeurts

wtf is this bullshit?

But I'm so entertaining...

[wgeurts]

Why is that absurd? Do you think, as a townie, I have my priorities wrong?

Well if you're town yes.
Shooting a jester with vig seems more scum motivated.
Town should kill scum, no jesters need to be harmed in this process.
Scum having town vig kill me furthers scum agendas

[wgeurts]

Scum then win with less bodies needed to die for their win-condition.
Town only gain the fact I stop posting.
I intend to mess with everyone while alive.

[wgeurts]

Massive is my scum partner!
Lynch me too!

[wgeurts]

No.
How would that get me mod-killed?

[wgeurts]

I'm trying to get lynched, that's what I'm trying to do.

[wgeurts]

Can I blatantly sheep you for the rest of the game?
Or anyone else?
If you promise to lynch me later.

Pr-edit:
It does?
It was an obvious joke though. And why would that get me mod-killed?
I don't have a clue what alignment she has.

[wgeurts]

I may consider it later.
It want something in exchange.
Perhaps your vote in lylo?

[wgeurts]

Hey, can't blame me for trying can you?

[wgeurts]

I'm really confused as to how this is punishable.
Scum jokingly claiming partner is just WIFOM.
If scum claimed scum and then said it that's anti wincon.
And nobody actually (well, nearly not yet) knows my alignment so what harm does it do.

So, to clarify:

I don't know what alignment massive has

(I was really tempted to write "or do I?" here but I resisted it)

[wgeurts]

VOTE: Massive
Oh deary me, it's quite obvious I'm scum now isn't it?
Guess you'll have to lynch (or shoot) me tommorow.

[wgeurts]

Well, see you tommorow!
I'm making it through the night.
So you can all lynch me tommorow.

[wgeurts]

Mmm.
Guess you can still lynch me today anyway.
Also, you tricked a jester. That should be a mafia achievement.
(As I said, I don't want mafia to shoot me as then I have no chance of getting lynched. Nor do I want town doing the same for the same reason. So I decided I'm going to be a truly neutral party by playing in a manner optimal to neither faction)
That and it's amusing to watch the people around figure out what to do with me.

[wgeurts]

VOTE: Wgeurts
I just quick hammered a person.
It seems I'm scum.

[wgeurts]

Time to poke trouble.
Massive, does setting yourself on fire make you ascetic?
And does it make you unlynchable?
Explain the whole ability thank you very much.

[wgeurts]

Plotinus,
I'm trying to look town
Obvious scum so lynch me!

Anyway, I'm going to to pretend I'm town while causing trouble where I can and trolling so I don't bore myself.

[wgeurts]

We should all name claim.
Says the neutral party so it must be okay!

[wgeurts]

Are any of you cats?
At the start of the game I used it to try and look scummy.
However I do have an ability that lets me hug you if you're a cat!
Every cat needs hugging!

[wgeurts]

Ooh, role fishing!
Lynch me

[wgeurts]

Time to poke trouble.
Massive, does setting yourself on fire make you ascetic?
And does it make you unlynchable?
Explain the whole ability thank you very much.

[wgeurts]

Time to poke trouble.
Massive, does setting yourself on fire make you ascetic?
And does it make you unlynchable?
Explain the whole ability thank you very much.

[wgeurts]

All the questions people are asking have been asked by me.

[wgeurts]

Time to poke trouble.
Massive, does setting yourself on fire make you ascetic?
And does it make you unlynchable?
Explain the whole ability thank you very much.

Lynch me if you want me to stop.

[wgeurts]

Time to poke trouble.
Massive, does setting yourself on fire make you ascetic?
And does it make you unlynchable?
Explain the whole ability thank you very much.

Lynch me if you want me to stop.

[wgeurts]

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[UshiromiyaAnge]

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[wgeurts]

Oh that's an idea!! Wgeurts you could always commit suicide via the great and powerful one

16) It is forbidden for players to request or incite the modkill of any player in the game. (stated in post 321)

[wgeurts]

McMenno how can you post "less"?

[wgeurts]

Or vote me?

[wgeurts]

VOTE: The Mod

[wgeurts]

Guys lynch the mod

[wgeurts]

Who the heck did my votr move to?

[wgeurts]

VOTE: Purple Peanut Butter
FOR JUSTICE

[wgeurts]

VOTE PEANUT BUTTER

[wgeurts]

OR ME
THAT'S ALSO COOL

[wgeurts]

Actually, no lynch is better than town lynch.

[wgeurts]

Why not JUSTICE against peanut butter?
It's even crumpets purple!

[wgeurts]

Plotinus is not a cat!

[wgeurts]

I have no 486

[wgeurts]

Also, plotinus is confirmed not cat.
I wanted to hug him however I can only hug cats.
Or someone roleblocked me.

[wgeurts]

GUYS LYNCH ME!

[wgeurts]

Also what's up with ozgin's sig?

[UshiromiyaAnge]

Naze watashi wa sono yūjin o shimasu ka?

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