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[kuribo]

yeah there's definitely at least one scum among those five


but by all means continue

[kuribo]

yeah there's definitely at least one scum among those five


but by all means continue

Whattiair you say that?

The murdercock speaks to me in my dreams and in its fevered whispers it pointed out that with me being town, the odds of five other town players voting me on page one are pretty low. No, at least one is a scared child, trying to fit into a man's game.

The murdercock, you see, slides into my mind perpendicularly and I'm reminded that only I can heal myself of its influence, only I can slake its thirst with blood, only I can protect the murdercock for all else is sacrilege.

[kuribo]

So your reasoning is "I'm town so someone voting me must be scum." You know that's the exact definition of OMGUS, right?

It's not, do I really need to explain why your post is disingenuous bullshit?

[kuribo]

I'm sorry I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to analyze vote patterns just because the votes are against me


Why thank you snake show me the light to your superior play

[kuribo]

Not that your definition is wrong, but I have a different, simpler definition. Any time someone states anything that relates to "You're scum because you're voting/attacking me and I'm town," I consider it OMGUS.

pardon fucking me for trying to stay in character for dramatic effect

OMGUS would be calling all five of you scum. Or even more than one.


So once more

for the people in the back


who are hard of hearing


so turn on your little hearing aides


IT'S A STATISTICAL FUCKING STATEMENT AND HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO PARANOID

[kuribo]

but you don't know someone is scum

you do if you share a PT and a night kill and wincon with them

[kuribo]

You say that, yet you're not voting Kuribo.

it's because he doesn't believe it, he's just trying to draw me into a shouting match so he can get a read on me

[kuribo]

You sure?

not really concerned about it either way, if he does actually believe that then i don't know what else to tell him

[kuribo]

Voting Kubio for Lalalalalalalala purposes.

of the five people that voted me, snake would be the easiest mislynch for scum to push. he may not be too bright in the head, but that doesn't make him scum.

if anything i'd say his persistence against a mislynch attempt with a difficulty factor of 1000% makes it even less scummy

[kuribo]

You keep telling yourself that. "He's just lucky, he's just feeling around, it's not an actual read"

i don't believe it's an actual read because i refuse to believe you've gotten so shit at reading me that you think that

[kuribo]

So Kuribo, inside track, is the irony that all five were town?

Nah, it's not a statistical statement, it's an ironic statement~

Cakez or Tripod? I kind of lean UT, but it's early in the day

of the five, snake is the most town for my money at the moment.

i was thinking cakez, but not sure after his recent interactions

tripod has given us jackshit to work with since then, and even if he's scum he can just fall back on "I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA TRY TO LYNCH HIM" etc, RVS stage is random, etc. still need to watch him.

Dunno about Parama, my eyes are glazing over with this farside interaction, it's like they're speaking moon language

Aristo could be scum, but I can't read him for shit because he's too fucking cheerful so I'll hold off there. he's like the fucking anti-me.

as for you, (though you didn't vote) even if you're scum, i won't figure it out day 1.

as you say, it's still early. lotta people left to check in still too.

[kuribo]

only if you promise to NK me tonight if you're scum

and only because farside prematurely put a halt on the Eager wagon by declaring it an easy target before it could even go anywhere

like, no shit it's an easy target, thats why you don't derail it until you see who tries to push it

[kuribo]

so explain why you're thirsting for blood from farside


you can't expect the murdercock to be engorged on pleasantries and polite suggestion, you gotta at least tell me why someone's worthy of death

[kuribo]

@Untrod Tripod:

I'm willing to proxy my vote to you for D1, just tell me where to place it.

no one man should have this much power

but no, you have to have your own opinions

But, if I think you're town, how could making you a pseudo-DV be a bad thing?

Because you're absolving yourself of responsibility for your actions

[kuribo]

But, if I think you're town, how could making you a pseudo-DV be a bad thing?

Because you're absolving yourself of responsibility for your actions

See this shit. This shit is scumfuck. Like "responsibility for your actions"? What the fuck does that mean? Remember my old signature - "Victory requires no explanation, defeat allows none"? Town fucking Kuribo would take a double vote any day of the week and use it to ram more pain down the neckhole of any scumfuck dumb enough to fuck with him. This is some pussy ass terrified Kuribo who wants Eager Snake to be responsible for who we lynch today. I don't give a flying fuck if DrMyShotty gets credit for today's lynch, I want a fucking scumlynch, and you want to diddle yourself over whose responsible for a mislynched.

Fucking die in a fire you scumfuck

Oh fuck you, I've never ever advocated proxy voting in any of its forms


It's not pussy bullshit to expect someone to be held accountable for their fucking actions


And furthermore he wasn't even offering a proxy vote to me in the first place, so how the fuck would it be an extra vote for me


You're god damn right I want him accountable for his actions, why the fuck wouldn't I?

[kuribo]

If anything, scum-me would be more than fucking happy to watch someone toss out town reads and succumb to apathy


It's like in five fucking years you haven't learned shit about my play

[kuribo]

[quote="In post 207, eagerSnake"]@RachMarie: Don't worry, I'm not scum this game, like I was when I played with you in Horoscopes. So don't bring your "last-game-together-he-fooled-me" bias in here, it'd be a waste of your time [/b]


Glad I'm not the only one who's traumatized her by flipping scum

[kuribo]

Bc I have no read there
He's made a bunch of posts but none of them really say anything about anything

Other than the posts where I explained my reads, called out anti town behavior, told grey he's an idiot and engaged with people?


Yeah whole lotta nothin right there, captain content

[kuribo]

People just keep going "eager is obvtown lel" but no one is actually saying WHY
Sketchy as hell

I wouldn't call him obvown but I lean town for reasons I've explained

[kuribo]

Gimme about half an hour so I'm not driving

[kuribo]

Aristophanes - I don't like how he buddies people and all cheerful and shit, but I fell into that trap last time I played with him and scum-read him for what it turns out is a playstyle difference, so I'll go null here.
curiouskarmadog- I /inned for this game reaaaaaaaaaaaally wanting CKD to be scum, so I'm biased, but I hate the fact I'm kinda leaning town here. I disagree about Parama and farside being "theater" though. "Theater" doesn't happen nearly as often as people seem to think it does. And if it's theater, it's pretty fucking boring theater.
eagerSnake- Despite what was said earlier I ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY EXPLAINED WHY I WAS TOWNREADING SNAKE. He went after a "hard to lynch" target when he didn't have to. He's active, he's engaging even when he isn't under fire. I could be wrong about eager, but I don't think I am.
farside22- I'll lump her and Parama together for now because I haven't done more than skim their stuff. I'd be a bit surprised if it's town v. town. I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally don't want to fucking read through that shit though.
Gear- Who? It's scum, and if it wants to change that maybe it should fucking do something.
GreyICE- Miss me with your bullshit, grey, like, for real. Need I remind you that every fucking time you ever called me scum, YOU were scum? YOU personally have picked up very recent bans for behavior and you KNOW for a fact from the last few games I played that i'm trying like a motherfucker to not be so hostile so as to avoid getting the same sort of bans. If you want to walk around with your pants on your fucking head this game, that's your business, but--- and this is a PERSONAL statement, not even game related: don't fucking bait me into both of us getting banned. That doesn't help the town to drag these poor bastards through thirty pages of you and me telling each other to eat shit. So save it, for real. Oh, his alignment? Lean town, he seems engaged, hostility isn't a tell for him, etc etc, I can't read Grey for shit and if he's scum, I won't figure it out until at least Day 2 if I'm alive.
kraska77- calls my content hollow, ignores Gears and Snowman's even more anemic content, surrrrre sounds legit. Null-to-scum just because I feel like being a dick about it.
Parama- See farside
RachMarie- Much like Aristo, friendliness is a style matter for her. Hasn't posted enough yet, so still null, but I'm not sure I'd recognize her scum game.
SirCakez- Calling Eager scum for meta reasons, ew, but voting CKD, almost feels like he wants to push the Eager wagon without REAAALLLY pushing it. I don't know. There are hits and pieces of decent townplay here but something is rubbing me the wrong way. Null-to-scum.
SnarkySnowman- Such a non-entity, I'll consider him the designated lurking scum
Untrod Tripod- Pretty much just fucking around, what I expect from a fellow Trouser God on Day 1. Honestly I'm more used to UT being my moderator or my hydra partner. I'm annoyed that he hasn't tried to reach out to me this game. Null.

[kuribo]

People just keep going "eager is obvtown lel" but no one is actually saying WHY
Sketchy as hell

I wouldn't call him obvown but I lean town for reasons I've explained

I went through your ISO and saw nothing
Pls explain

Voting Kubio for Lalalalalalalala purposes.

of the five people that voted me, snake would be the easiest mislynch for scum to push. he may not be too bright in the head, but that doesn't make him scum.

if anything i'd say his persistence against a mislynch attempt with a difficulty factor of 1000% makes it even less scummy

i can see how you'd miss that, what with it hiding in my ISO and all

[kuribo]

yeah well that's the best you're gonna fucking get for now


honestly i've been demoralized against this game since i got my role PM so

[kuribo]

Like honestly. Why do you think I think you're scum, because I randomly flip coins here in my spare time?

because you're too fucking stupid to realize i actually LOVE being scum and there's only one role which i hate more than anything



and it's damn sure not a scum role

[kuribo]

and then


and THEN


i have to deal with your fucking ass, you always talk about oh, we should play together again but ONCE AGAIN JUST LIKE THE LAST FUCKING TIME all you want to do is argue and go after me and GUESS FUCKING WHAT last time you were scum


EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

you come after me, you're scum


and i'm over it, grey, i'm so sick of your bullshit that goes the exact same fucking way in every fucking game we play man

like, legit and 100% i almost /outted before the game started because playing with you is so fucking unpleasant sometimes

and it's a god damn shame because i actually like you as a fucking person


just get your fucking head out of your ass and leave me the fuck alone, if not for ONE GOD DAMN GAME

then at least for ONE FUCKING DAY


just take your stupid

bullshit

fucking read


and stick it in your fucking dickhole


RIGHT IN THE FUCKING DICKHOLE

i'm legit tired of fucking arguing with you every time we play together


so just fucking save it


for once in your god damn mafiascum career

[kuribo]

Oh Fuck you too snake


I'll hard claim in a heartbeat I don't give a shit if it's day one and you can go meta me if you don't think that's the case

[kuribo]

I try to be fucking nicer to people in games because all I hear is how I make games Fucking miserable for people by screaming and cursing at them


And God Fucking knows I actually enjoy playing a lot more when I'm not all pissed off


Then I gotta deal with grey ice's bullshit every fucking game I'm in with him


Now you, whose posts are so fucking devoid of logic that I really don't know if I give a shit about your alignment anyway


You want a fucking hard claim? Just pucker up and ask, none of this tee hee soft claim fishing shit

[kuribo]

Actually for anyone that's ever read a single post of mine on the subject it's a pretty hard Fucking claim as it is


And yeah I'll be hostile since apparently when I'm nice I have to listen to grey call me a timid pussy or whatever and watch you make derpy leaps in logic every fucking time I post

[kuribo]

You know what


I'm in a bad mood, I've barely slept in three days but at least it's my girlfriends birthday. Today's gonna be a good day regardless of you fuckers


All y'all can go fall in a hole till tomorrow I got shit to do today

@mod: VLA for the next 24 hours

[kuribo]

Honestly Kuribo, was I scum with you in a couple of games? Yes. I think every game we played together before this one I drew scum. Was this some nefarious plot of mine? No. I don't like playing scum, I genuinely dislike it, but I play it out because that's how mafia works and if I replace out, don't fight my lynch or don't push lynches on townies as scum I am violating the spirit of the game. But more to the point it's

not my fucking plot

okay? I don't message the mods and go "yo man, I'll slip you $20 through PayPal if you make me a scumbutt". It's the role I drew those games and if you're seriously angry over that rather than playing it up, fuck you. You're better than that.

I'll give you your space, for fucks sake I was giving you space. I also am stating my read on you, and yeah, it was scum and frankly its still more than a little towards scum. It's insanely demoralizing to open the thread as scum and realize there's a stupid 5 vote RVS wagon on you. It feels bad. I've been there and it felt way worse than it did when I was town and I don't quite grasp the psychology behind it, but I know what I know.

My vote is parked on Farside and I like it there.

@Gear:

The nature of the lie is irrelevant. The

choice

to lie is everything. In point of fact the lie being about non-game related things is MORE damning. Townies might, for whatever deluded reason, talk themselves into lying about the gamestate for strategic purposes.

That's the difference between you and me


You actually LIKE being town. Being scum wasn't what made me quit Mafia, it was being town and dealing with endlessly stupid tunnels with shit arguments


And if you think five RVS votes would rattle me as scum you really don't know anything

[kuribo]

And because it's you I just know this game is gonna be those


I can see in the future here you're gonna keep pushing bullshit until I fucking snap and we both get banned or I'm gonna end up replacing out

Because when I try to be civil I get called a pussy or timid or whatever


And I'm over the bulldht screaming all the Fucking time man

I'm tired of being pissed and raging at people constantly

It's just not fucking worth it

[kuribo]

You make a lot of stupid fucking assumptions snake

[kuribo]

vote: sircakez

[kuribo]

You make a lot of stupid fucking assumptions snake

[kuribo]

I'm good with stringing that up

Aristophanes

[kuribo]

vote: aristophanes

[kuribo]

scum aren't meant to breathe, thats why we tie ropes round their necks duh

[kuribo]

kuriboz
can i trust you?

the real question is can i trust you

[kuribo]

Who do you think is the scum between farside, parama?

i'll be straight, i was in straight up skim mode most of day 1, but what i did read I'd string farside before parama

[kuribo]

No. Vig kills Parama and we win.

scumparama loses more than he nets from a grey kill

this right here


you'd have to accept that Parama-scum decided Day 1 to just murderpush farside-town all day, THEN killed the person who was helping him push that lynch, especially when there were people around who were more dangerous to him

[kuribo]

Mfw people don't recognize an obvious day2 guilty

[kuribo]

Don't worry homie I got your back

[kuribo]

Then why do it


Also i don't think CKD is scum, that shit yesterday sure as hell wasnt a bus

[kuribo]

So, snake

A watcher and a tracker in the same game?

Scum had a ninja tho, so I can buy it


ALso agree kraska was probably vigged

[kuribo]

I'd bet my left nut eager is town at this point

[kuribo]

Yeah but in nine years my left nut has never ever been wrong


I take betting my left nut seriously, for it is the engine that drives the murdercock

[kuribo]

Can last scum standing act and kill the same night?

You said you were roleblocked, correct?

But there's no need for scum to roleblocked you and kill you the same night since killing you shuts you up from posting results

But there's also no need to kill you if they can roleblocked you instead

Are you absolutely 100% sure you were roleblocked?

[kuribo]

So if there's an ascetic, they need to claim, otherwise we can assume scum have a roleblocker, since town doesn't block claimed trackers

[kuribo]

Would you like to share with the class

I'm trying to match up the game state with the things I know for fact

[kuribo]

A jail keeper in this setup would be unbalanced as fuck

[kuribo]

There's a missing kill and a roleblocked tracker.

edit: why would scum kill kraska?

[kuribo]

If the vig was one shot, and scum blocked you and killed someone else that would explain a lot more


So why'd they have to kill kraska so badly?

[kuribo]

Hmmmm Carside is right about one thing


No one was scum reading kraska and it would have been a way worse vig kill than Gear or UT

[kuribo]

*farside not carside

[kuribo]

Hmmmm Carside is right about one thing


No one was scum reading kraska and it would have been a way worse vig kill than Gear or UT

Or even flipping a coin between parama and farside

[kuribo]

I swear to god if you people start wall-arguing again I will kill myself and mail half of my tainted soul to each of you so I can haunt you and your descendants until the heat death of the very sun

[kuribo]

If I mysteriously stop posting and you receive an empty envelope from Maryland a few weeks later it's probably half of my ghost

[kuribo]

yeah there's definitely at least one scum among those five


but by all means continue

Oh I just realized and wanna point out


SUCK MY UGLY ASS

two for the price of one on that RVS, I told you motherfuckers the murdercock never leads me astray

[kuribo]

There are scum players I could see making 810 and even 797, but not rach. So I agree that she's probably town

[kuribo]

That's actually a good case for a kraska scum kill


I forgot cakez had claimed watcher

[kuribo]

But on the other hand Eager was a claimed tracker so that's a smartest kill

[kuribo]

EBWOP smarter

[kuribo]

My three most wanted right now are probably farside, tripod and gear, in that order but there's a wide gulf between farside and tripod


I feel farside is the scummier of her and parama
And I keep forgetting Rach is even in the game which bothers me

[kuribo]

There's not a fucking town jail-keeper it would be unbalanced


Now everyone shut the fuck up about a jk so I dont have to elaborate

[kuribo]

Ok time to stop playing with my food

vote: farside

WHO WANTS TO EAT?

[kuribo]

hmm, farside's wagon developed quickly.

going to reread this weekend.

How is wagon speed indicative of anything when there is presumably one scum left?

It's not like there's a ton of them to be able to pile on.

[kuribo]

hmm, farside's wagon developed quickly.

going to reread this weekend.

How is wagon speed indicative of anything when there is presumably one scum left?

It's not like there's a ton of them to be able to pile on.

so if farside IS town, there is probably one scum on it right?

what is the point of this post?

it developed fast, do you disagree?

My point is that, yeah it developed relatively quickly but that's more of a factor whenever there's more than one scum to "pile on." It makes me concerned that you're already trying to discredit it because a "scum pile on" is almost certainly not possible at the moment.

If farside is town, I'd guess the last scum is on the wagon, (or waiting to hammer?)but the speed of the wagon is pretty irrelevant. In fact it is almost the most literally irrelevant thing possible about the wagon at this point, so speculation about wagon speed is pretty damn pointless.

That's the point of my post.

[kuribo]

unvote

for now

[kuribo]

being first vote doesn't mean shit

CKD pushed that wagon straight to hell

[kuribo]

yeah but you left the wagon to go back to farside

you weren't pushing cakez at that point

[kuribo]

you absolutely were taking credit, you literally said "i led you guys on two scum lynches"

[kuribo]

it's really, really not

[kuribo]

btw i hate the fact that i'm townreading CKD

i literally joined this game hoping he'd be scum and I could lynch him

[kuribo]

except D) it really does


that was me giving you the D)

[kuribo]

lemme tell you about one of my pet peeves as town

and it's a pet peeve because i've used it to my advantage as scum so many times


but i really REALLY fucking hate it when people behave as if they can do whatever they want just because they think they're confirmed town

and i've seen too many towns crash and fucking burn because some King Shit refused to listen to other peoples' opinions just because they were being universally townread

because, guess what? Sometimes universal townreads are fucking scum, and other times their reads are bullshit and they lead towns over cliffs

[kuribo]

fu

you wouldn't like it, i'd just lay there and call you the wrong name

[kuribo]

this argument IS a waste of time.

I am 85% sure Snake is town. if I wasnt so paranoid, it would be higher.

there is a lot of coincidences right now that is falling into Snake's favor (and it isnt really sitting right). but at the end of the day, his actions favor him to be town.

from my point of view, there are coincidences that fall against his favor


but i'm still fairly certain he's town


this is just extracurricular activity


i fucking hate hate HATE shitty logic and bad reaches, they make me want to pull my fucking teeth out and throw them at people, and Snake has done SO many of those already in this game.

[kuribo]

You behave however you want and do whatever you want regardless

i intend to, it's kinda my playstyle

[kuribo]

get over yourself

you first

[kuribo]

besides i tried getting over myself. it didn't take.

[kuribo]

yeah, but with his town cred if he was scum..and farside was town. he could have easily jumped on the wagon with little suspicion.

that's true too


okay, now here's my thing

Farside claimed VT with a claimed Tracker and presumably no buddies

That's suicide if she's scum because it means Snake can watch her every night and she can't kill

[kuribo]

That's suicide if she's scum because it means Snake can watch her every night and she can't kill

EBWOP, track not watch

[kuribo]

ugh


that's true too


claim VT, RB the tracker, kill whoever you want

pretty basic

[kuribo]

UT is town

Why?

[kuribo]

Hmmmm and it would be pretty ballsy of him to join his scum buddies on that page 1 wagon on me too

[kuribo]

The thing about bussing Aristo is that scum doesn't have much choice after a guilty is claimed


You can fight for the buddy like me / DGB / FakeGod did in graveyard shift but that never works well

Best you can hope for is to throw your vote in there and hope you can pull it off, or abstain altogether

[kuribo]

unvote

for now

What are you seeing?

Asked and answered.

[kuribo]

honestly it looks like soft-bussing to me, wanting to call it scum but not wanting the lynch to go through

[kuribo]

if farside flips scum and the game continues, we have a SK (best guess kuribo)

don't be an ungrateful fuck

[kuribo]

if i had any kind of SK or vig shot do you seriously think i'd be able to keep my dick in my pants for three days and not wave my gun around shouting WHO WANTS TO FUCKING DIE

[kuribo]

Gear writing off everyone but farside as probably town is my biggest problem with lynching the slot


Looking at his ISO it doesn't feel like he's trying to leave his options open the way scum would

[kuribo]

okay..you guys, quit spamming thread.

UT - tell me why you think farside is scum, thus voting her.
farisde - tell me why you didnt claim.
farside - what makes you think parama claimed JK
rach - do fucking something, you are on the worthless side of this game.

Explained.
Just felt like it was a soft claim and I missed some of the back and forth dialog.
Plus he asked if scum could do both a PR and kill, it reads like he is ready to try to fake claim at this point.

proposing a theory is just that, a theory.
and I want to know the answer because it helps us make sense of night actions better but I guess mod isn't gonna answer.

But there's considerable harm in proposing half-Ass theories.

[kuribo]

okay..you guys, quit spamming thread.

UT - tell me why you think farside is scum, thus voting her.
farisde - tell me why you didnt claim.
farside - what makes you think parama claimed JK
rach - do fucking something, you are on the worthless side of this game.

Explained.
Just felt like it was a soft claim and I missed some of the back and forth dialog.
Plus he asked if scum could do both a PR and kill, it reads like he is ready to try to fake claim at this point.

proposing a theory is just that, a theory.
and I want to know the answer because it helps us make sense of night actions better but I guess mod isn't gonna answer.

But there's considerable harm in proposing half-Ass theories.

That was more regarding The Whole "SK INSTEAD OF VIG" speculation, thought that was what the bit about "proposing a theory" meant until I re-read it.

[kuribo]

I'd suggest mass claim at this point except the vig absolutely shouldn't claim if he has shots left, plus the tracker is claimed. The scum RB won't claim, obviously, so I don't know what good it would do my sanity to watch six people claim VT

[kuribo]

It's for the better. I'm double shifts this weekend and short staffed so I'm grumpy as hell

[kuribo]

That's not the issue, you can have more than one scum read with one scum left


What farside did was ask along the lines of why someone wasn't voting someone, which usually implies they're buddies. That's the weird part.

[kuribo]

EBWOP Not farside, Rach rather.

I agree with farside that it's a non-issue

[kuribo]

yeah but grey thought I was scum too, so I'm completely disregarding his asinine opinion

[kuribo]

Will you look at Gear if lynching Far does not end the game?

hopefully i'll be dead by then but sure

[kuribo]

Why would I include information that goes to the contrary of my objective

I kinda wanna invoke my long-standing rule that sometimes lynching a townread is what's best for the town


I


I think I'm about to yell



because this is THE MOST FUCKING ASININE THING I HAVE EVER READ


IN EIGHT GOD DAMN YEARS ON THIS SITE

YOUR OBJECTIVE IF YOU'RE TOWN SHOULD BE TO LYNCH SCUM


PERIOD


END OF FUCKING STORY


GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS

[kuribo]

IN EIGHT GOD DAMN YEARS ON THIS SITE

MY CORRECTION


NINE YEARS ON THIS SITE

[kuribo]

you're literally willing to ignore something you fucking saw


just because it doesn't support the lynch you want


and you're supposed to be town


man, i want to fucking eat you

[kuribo]

I just do whatever is necessary to get my scumread lynched

LIKE FUCKING LYING?


LIKE ACTING LIKE FUCKING SCUM


LIES BY OMISSION


MANIPULATION


god what the fuck have towns come to these days

[kuribo]

i can't believe i protected your stupid fucking ass last night

[kuribo]

BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING OMIT THINGS JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK SOMEONE MIGHT BE SCUM


THAT'S A FUCKING SCUM THING TO DO

[kuribo]

AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING APOLOGIZING


AND GOING ABOUT YOUR DAY


YOU DOUBLE DOWN


jesus fucking christ


just jesus fucking christ

[kuribo]

i'm not looking at shit


what i am gonna do


is have another fucking drink


so here's to ya

[kuribo]

eager you ungrateful little shit


for all any of us know you wouldn't be alive if it weren'r for me so back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

[kuribo]

Kuribo

forget his case what about mine?

I was the first to point out that Far was on both scum lynches, and asked if she has a major habit of heavy bussing?

That is the sticky point for me for the scum read on Far.

my problem with this argument is that it could literally apply to me too, point by point:

grey called me scum

i was on both lynches

i have a history of bussing


so i'm not going to entertain the idea that she's scum solely for those reasons because i'm not scum either


it's so fucking paper-thin rach

[kuribo]

I could care less

VOTE: farside

make this happen

i hope you get shot tonight, i'll take my protection elsewhere


and PS, if grey hadn't been a dick to me he'd be alive now too because i LITERALLY WROTE HIS NAME IN THE PM AND THEN BACKSPACED OVER IT AND WROTE CKD


SO FUCK YOU TOO GREY

[kuribo]

FUCKING players these days


arrogant

shit-talking little fucks


i'm so not drunk enough to find my inner chi for this bullshit

[kuribo]

how bout you shut the fuck up and quit acting like you run this fucking town

[kuribo]

king shit

[kuribo]

i acually don't give a shit if farside's scum or not


now i'm not gonna vote her at all just to spite you


so stick that in your dick hole, your tiny little dick that you just keep waving around

[kuribo]

i swear to god i wish i could build a fucking time machine


so i could blow my fucking brains out


instead of protecting you last night


god fucking knows no good deed goes unpunished


see if you get protected again tonight


just see

i'll fucking wait


right here


and see



because you fucking won't

[kuribo]

i think you've got me fucked up as someone to fuck with

[kuribo]

i lay odds your monkey ass gets lynched before mine


let's find out, cause i don't give a flying fuck if you're town, scum, third party or what


your ass needs to fucking swing

Vote: EagerSnake

you and me fucker

[kuribo]

my win-con is to make sure town wins


and right now your stupid ass is standing in the fucking way of that


so get outta my fucking way or get lynched or both

[kuribo]

a hell of a lot more than you

[kuribo]

I see no evidence of this.. all you've done is circle jerk with GreyICE and play around with farside, who you're not even voting.

I WILL VOTE


WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT


WHEN THE FUCK I WANT


AND NOT YOU NOR NOBODY ELSE WILL TELL ME OTHERWISE


YOUR STUPID ASS HAS PITCHED FORTH ABOUT FIFTEEN HUNDRED FUCKING DUMB-ASS THEORIES AND CALLED ALMOST EVERY FUCKING PLAYER IN THIS GAME SCUM


IF YOU'RE TOWN

YOU'RE THE FUCKING HONORARY SCUM MEMBER

[kuribo]

you are legit the worst player i've ever had the mispleasure of playing with



and you've single handedly made this game a fucking chore


so eat a fucking turd

[kuribo]

Kuribo

I know YOU would double bus you have major balls when you are scum.

What I was asking for from you and others who have played more games with Far than I have, is does SHE have the balls to double bus?

That is to others too not just Kuribo.

i haven't played with farside since 2011, so i have no idea

[kuribo]

i'll do you one better


don't ever fucking address me for any reason


and i'll give you the same courtesy

[kuribo]

k done

[kuribo]

yeah well, i don't care


i'm not gonna let this guy tell me who i should and shouldn't vote

[kuribo]

protected you N1 because of the Cakez lynch, almost protected grey but figured if scum shot him so be it, at least i wouldn't have to listen to his shit another day


protected snake N2 because duh claimed tracker with a scum lynch under his belt

[kuribo]

@kuribo but seriously stop that. that vote is counter-productive

not really hurting anything any more than a vacant vote though, now is it


not like he's gonna be lynched



though if you guys wanted to, i'd totally be willing to go AFK and "forget" where it's parked

[kuribo]

its like if your wife finds out you've been fucking the maid, but she never asked you outright "hey are you fucking the maid"

and then she finds out


and you're like BUT I NEVER SAID I WASN'T FUCKING THE MAID YOU JUST NEVER ASKED I NEVER LIED

in the end you're still a jerk who fucked the maid

[kuribo]

protected you N1 because of the Cakez lynch, almost protected grey but figured if scum shot him so be it, at least i wouldn't have to listen to his shit another day


protected snake N2 because duh claimed tracker with a scum lynch under his belt

shut up with this noise.

I protected all of those people all of those nights.

scum can decide for themselves if i would draw a kill to myself just to get out of this shitshow of a game

[kuribo]

honestly this game has broken me in ways that i won't reveal until endgame

[kuribo]

like i've tried and tried and TRIED to stop yelling at people and even managed to go the last three games without raising my voice to a single soul


and just when i think i'm establishing meta to where people won't run me up for being "too nice"

shit like this happens

[kuribo]

fucking millennial scummers


ruin fuckin every game these days

[kuribo]

nah i plan to spend tomorrow arguing with grey in the dead PT if there's a tomorrow

[kuribo]

@Mod: I voted EagerSnake in Post #1192. But yes, I'll go sleep it off or somethin

[kuribo]

i think i'm with you on farside


but i'm trying to prove a point here


so i'm with you


but in spirit


-In Christ's Love,
kuribo

[kuribo]

on a completely unrelated note, UT if you are scum this game and are just lurking...I will be severely disappointed.

UT's a shell of his former self. The last time he played with me, me him and T-Bone were in a hydra together.

UT posted hardly at all and read even less. The first day, I was disallowed by the moderator from posting for the remainder of the day. Then the second day (or near the end of the first) T-Bone was disallowed from posting for the remainder of the game or communicating with UT and I because someone had spoiled him. UT did not pick up the slack in any notable way, despite both of his hydra partners not being allowed to post.

[kuribo]

a useless point.

nah, i definitely feel "I DON'T LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO" is a pretty good point

[kuribo]

so far no one has been able to or has answered my concern about scum far which is why she would be ballsy enough to double bus both her scum budz?


so far no one has been able to or has answered my concern about scum far which is why she would be ballsy enough to double bus both her scum budz?

but again, it's a moot point about the day 2 lynch


scum has no choice but to go along with a guilty, unless they're going to counter-claim it. and that doesn't work.

[kuribo]

really have the feeling that when we get to the dead PT at the end of the game, we're going to find grey screaming about how we're idiots for not destroying either farside or Gear

[kuribo]

really have the feeling that when we get to the dead PT at the end of the game, we're going to find grey screaming about how we're idiots for not destroying either farside or Gear

Says the player whom she called scum.

says another

[kuribo]

YEAH BLOODLUST THATS THE SHIT I LIVE FOR

VOTE: Gear

AND PRAY TO THE GODS OF MURDER THAT WE MAY FEAST

[kuribo]

That's L-1

[kuribo]

INTENT TO HAMMER IS FOR THE WEAK


KILL WITHOUT REMORSE

[kuribo]

HEY

THATS THREE PRONGED TROUSER GOD FRIENDS TO YOU

THE SDC ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FRIENDS

RESPECT THE BRANDING FFS

[kuribo]

at this point the quieter crowd is composed of eager and UT.
and i don't think either are scum.

I could see UT as scum, his apathy could go either way

[kuribo]

Your lust for helping folks lynch their town reads seems pretty fake.

I don't do fake

And you keep tossing around that but about lynching their town reads and it's disingenuous as Fuck. On i he wasn't townreading you or he wouldn't have wanted to lynch you


And personally I've stated multiple times in this game, and others, AND in discussion threads that there are times when lynching your town read is the only pro town move.


So get stepping with that too.

[kuribo]

Does it matter?

[kuribo]

I'm an uncounterclaimed doc, you're not gonna be able to mislynch me

[kuribo]

Here's the thing


Scum can only roleblock one of me or eager


They have to kill the other because a tracker can track them and I can stop them from killing him


So one of us is dead tonight and scum would be smart to let eager live since his play is shit

[kuribo]

But to answe stupid questions while I'm driving g cakes seemed invested in the game

[kuribo]

And to answer your other stupid question:

http://forum.mafiascum.net/search.php?k ... mit=Search

In polite mafia I lynched a townread and it turned out to be scum

In Weather Mafia II I told uberninja I was willing to lynch him even if he became an Innocent Child
Both are in my wiki

[kuribo]

Don't feel bad, I wouldn't have protected uberninja either

[kuribo]

But to answe stupid questions while I'm driving g cakes seemed invested in the game

That's not an acceptable answer

Ask stupid questions and you get stupid answers

[kuribo]

curiouskarmadog, who was a vanilla townie, has been sledgehammered on Night 6.

oh thank god, i thought my bucket list had slipped by me

[kuribo]

GUYS


GUYS

send this on to the dead PT please and thank you god bless

this game is my own personal hell

The dead PT doesn't allow spoilers, but I'll post it in the mod PT

NIGHT 3 ACTIONS

Untrod Tripod roleblocks eagerSnake.
kuribo protects eagerSnake.
Parama attempts to kill eagerSnake, but eagerSnake gets protected.
Untrod Tripod kills kuribo.
eagerSnake attempts to track RachMarie, but gets roleblocked.

MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL DOC PROTECT EVER

[kuribo]

It wasn't until after kraska died and I was ISO'ing people that I saw him ask me who I trusted most and realized he had watched me

[kuribo]

also why'd you kill me? the doc claim i assume?

[kuribo]

I also wanna point out:

Parama vs. Farside wasn't town v town

There's always one in the lurkmass, as I always say

All three of the scum were on that page 1 wagon on me and I will forever play with my rock-hard murdercock to the fact that I was right about that

[kuribo]

Far vs parama was one of the reasons this game was a shitshow and part of the reason I couldn't get into the game

[kuribo]

Agreed about the Roleblocker
At the very least, being able to block and kill the same night was the difference between town rolling the scumteam after two straight goodlynches

[kuribo]

Agreed about the Roleblocker
At the very least, being able to block and kill the same night was the difference between town rolling the scumteam after two straight goodlynches

[kuribo]

CKD was pretty much the only player whose performance I was completely happy with when I was alive. Including myself.

Maybe Kraska too