Somethings, Somewhats, Somewheres, Etc.
1. All somethings must be made in bold. Unsomethinging is not required.
If you put those stupid-looking pound signs in front of your votes, I will not count them. I just feel like protesting in that manner.
Ritualistic offerings must be made in blood. Accept no substitutes!
2. A majority of somethings is required to something someone. If we hit something, the someone with the most somethings will be something'd and all someones not wearing a seatbelt will be flung through the windshield. If there is a something, the someone who reached that number of somethings first is something'd.
3. When you are something, something well. When you're dead, shut up. Lie in a grave/furnace/corpse pile. Rot.
4. Some things have deadlines at some point in time. Others have deadlines at other points in times. This one's name is Hillary.
5. I AM THE LAW.
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6. Quoting or faking any PMs you receive from the mod will get you modkilled and blacklisted from any games I am running now or in the future. No somethings about it.
7. I reserve the right to change these somethings at any time. Sucks to be someone.
8. Posts using the ooc tag will make you sound classy, but will also get a harsh penalty from me. I use the ooc. You stick to your boring, plain, normal something. HA HA HA.
9. You may not talk to someone outside the thread unless your role something says something to that effect. You may talk to the little somethings in your head at any time.
10. Don't get raped by a domestic cat. PEPPERMINT TIME!
11. I will not something someone unless someone asks. It will be some people's responsibility to keep this something doing something.
The town role PM is the following:
You are someone who is part of the collective something, trying to stop something from doing something. At night, you might do something, rendering someone something. You win if you get rid of something somehow.
