Scummer of Love Invitational: Day 4 - The day the music died

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Hello fellow heroes

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UN is a big steaming pile of bloody town

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VOTE: MoS

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There was pressure on MoS earlier but it kind of fell off the face of the Earth

MoS is scum because of his conciseness early D1, he’s choked up, and his later longer posts are very carefully constructed and formal / cut down. Then he has his squabble with Llama where he becomes incredibly abrasive, but that's MoS's strong suit so I generally disregard his assholish behavior as a null tell

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Thanks babe!

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Ooo MoS is intentionally trying to create an inconsistency in my statement that doesn't exist

Your longer posts were cut down as in concise and devoid of emotion driven language which does not make them not relatively longer than your even earlier posts but don't worry babe I'll post examples when I get my computer tonight

All your early day one posts suck and read as being afraid to jump into the thread. You throw it away by saying you weren't yet interested but thats bullshit

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MoS what were you waiting for me to dig a hole with or was that just you trying to discredit my case by throwing it back at me with no basis

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Axxle is town

His sloppy flipflopiness is easy for you all to be vultures about but it's a towntell

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I'll look up your meta tonight

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Also my loaded question regarding you referencing me digging my own hole was a serious one and I expect an answer

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Nope has plenty of basis and you have acknowledged it by defending yourself that this is your regular early game play. That means you know I have a point but disagree with it. Therefore you saying I'm digging a hole by saying it is a LIE AND IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE BLASPHEMOUSLY AND WITH NO FOUNDATION TEARING DOWN MY ARGUMENT AND THROWING IT BACK AT ME WHICH IS A MAJOR INCONSISTENCY IN YOUR TONE AND VERIFIES YOU AS FILTHY CHEEKY LYING SCUMBAG

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There's nothing more scummy than calling someone's case wrong and calling the case proposer scummy when you don't think that. You're a fucking filthy liar and baselessly tried to tear down a legitimate case on yourself

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There was the implication and regardless there would still be a gaping inconsistency in your town regarding you disregarding my post by saying it has no basis and you acting as if it did have a basis. It was a shitty scummy tactic to tear down my case and prevent it from holding any weight

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Hey mos if you aren't implying my case is scummy by saying I'm digging a hole for myself what are you implying lol

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I MEAN I KNOW YOU'RE SCUM BUT LET'S PLAY

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In your tone* not town

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I've officially moved past the Appealing to mosscum stage and have moved into the appeal to everyone else to lynch mosScum stage

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LOL at me not knowing anything about SoL

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O I can do this.

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Fate: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOUR ROOK HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEEEHEE FOR MY KNIGHT PRETTY SHITTY EXCHANGE YOU PIECE OF FILTH. DIE DIE DIE DIE DEATH DESU DESU

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Nacho: Fate, that's an illegal move, bishops can't jump over your pieces. You're going to have to think of a more logical one.

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Fate: THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING KINDERGARDEN PLAYGROUND THERE AREN'T RULES THIS IS A FUCKING DOG EAT DOG WORLD. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT THINGS CAN'T HAPPEN THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

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Nacho: There's a whole standard ruleset for chess, Fate, here, I can show you on my laptop-
(

Fate throws laptop into the wall. It collapses into itself in shards and ricochets onto the kitchen tiles

)
What the hell, Fate!

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Fate: ENOUGH STALLING, MAKE YOUR GODDAMN MOVE BEFORE I HAVE NUWEN SKIN YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A WESTERN SADDLE. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

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Nacho: This isn't even fun anymore. This isn't chess, this is a nightmare

[scene]

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Chamber get the fuck over it it's not happening and if it does I'll flip a shit because uber is fine

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Chamber you're town but come the fuck on

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WOW at how obvious it is that Katsuki and MoS are on the scumteam together

Fucking humiliating

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UN vote MoS

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Because he was a manipulative slimy scumfuck involving my case on him

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So far I'm loving the people on the mos wagon pls continue

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I don't believer in that as a scumtell for experienced players, UN.

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Not that I have a townread on gamma, he's null, buuut I do on molla, CDB and panzer sooo

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Let the hatred flood through you CDB

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CDB is townzy wownzy vengeful 1-shot daycop masons with me

Pulled out a guilty on mosscum

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Derp

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VOTE: uberninja

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Bleeerggh. Why?

I love both him and his play so far.

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You do realize he flipped town right?

Why the fuck is your vote on me?

Because your distancing from the wagon ass

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Ooooo UN oooooo ok ok ooo wait ok all right yea

Unvote

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VOTE: Reck

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Oooo I getchya I was just thinking we were doing a PL today and figured that we should get rid of the useless slot that's been actively lurking and contributing nothing of worth LOL

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I'D CATER TO A WYRD LYNCH

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Yeeea 603 reaked of bad but that's just UN tunneling like a mofo he's still town.

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UN is too hilariously easy of a mislynch and everyone voting him "because he's scum" should be ashamed. That is all.

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Fate, how many shits do you give about this game with 1 being the least and 10 being the most?

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Fate, answer my question!!

Gamma why do you want my four scumreads?

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Reck is scum fate is a dumb but boop boop boop fate cannot read me for shit

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Guys guys guys simmer down pssshhhshhshshs

I'll give you those damn reads as soon as I get a comp

Just everyone relax let's all be cool here

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I'll just post my reads list first from D1:

UN is town, lots of reasons, bleeds it

Brandi is town for halo effect and she has unguarded hyperawareness

MoS is scum because of his conciseness, he’s choked up, his longer posts are very carefully constructed and formal / cut down

Axxle is town for sloppy flipflopiness

CDB is town for town motivated propaganda

Chamber is town for his deep thought questioning

Panzerjager is town

Singer is Nachomamma is a weak town read for 324

The scum are in here:
xRECKONERx
evilpacman18
Gammagooey
Glork
Katsuki
Wyrd

I'd guess:
xRECKONERx
Glork
Katsuki
Wyrd

That's the scumteam for 2012 FTW

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Also I fully realize I have scumreads on the two people voting me. I don't give a fuck, I can see Reck being a ballsy bastard and immediately sheeping his buddy.

I also think that Fate is in "ZOMG IM GOING TO ANTAGONIZE EVERYTHING MATT SAYS" mod which Idgaf about and plan to ignore him and watch like a princess from le castle while he convinced everyone to follow him with his obnoxious horn throat

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Also I have a REALLY strong townread on myself for my D1 play and I think it's pathetic that Fate is pretending not to when he knows I was incredibly protown but hey let's all fucking play like dumbasses for easy mislynches. This game has been ridiculous with the push on UN and now on me and I'm not being snobby about my play, I know I am very obnoxiously obviously town when I am town and that I can't emulate my town play as scum. Fate having a scumread on me is a scumtell for me to him. It's sad that he feels he should pull reads out of his ass instead of focusing on scum. HEY WE CANT ALWAYS PLAY WELL SORRY FATESY WATESY I KNOW YOULL GET THIS LYNCH THROUGH BUT LET ME BREASTFEED YOU WITH MY POISONOUS MILK AND SCOUR YOUR REMAINS TOMORROW WHILE YOUR COOKED FLESH HANGS ON CLOTHING LINES LIKE BIG BEEF CARPETS

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Chamber you asked a question or two that had a lot of thought process behind the questions I remember I promise

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I'm kind of in this mode where I'm like, "oh well Fate's advocating my lynch" and I feel kind of "I don't give a fuck" about it because it's Fate and Fate does his shit and wins it and he'll get out of a lynch tomorrow and yadayada Idgaf he is scum and he will hammer my lynch to death no matter what I say so just I'll laugh the whole time

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Oh also a lot of my phrasing for why people are town is very peculiar and I don't think anyone can deny that I didn't write those things down after a lot of thought so unless I was pretend scumhunting D1 planning to post it as a guise when I came under suspicion you have to admit there was scumhunting that went into that so whatever

pedit: Because a lot of it clears a lot of people to me. It was my catchup thoughts about the game and I haven't written anything since. I can go through today and post new thoughts but I find that my thoughts from a first time fresh read of a game are my most accurate, which is why I like replacing into game. Once you're involved in a game your thoughts become muddled with bias. If you want less accurate reads I can cater.

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i feel that your explanation is fair but not particularly alignment-revealing and I am very slightly saddened by it.

What alignment do you think I am?

Before you answer you should ISO my D1 play and compare it to my play in Catch 22. I have this heated, charged, forward tone as town that no matter how hard I try I can't copy it. When I try to I come off as very aggressive and close-minded in an off way not similar to my town play.

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D2 I've been very "silly" I'd say. Idk why I've been thinking a lot about my behavior today and I think it's due to the UN lynch which I just find ridiculous and I guess I'm mocking it, and also I just feel discouraged about my MoS read being wrong. As soon as Wyrd voted MoS I remember feeling a strong urge to abandon the wagon but I read it after the hammer.

I'll try to find something that will light a fire under me. I think I should have pushed harder on the Reck wagon but I didn't. I also should push harder on Wyrd because tonally he is shit and his scumread on me is sad.

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My issue is that I haven't pinned anyone down as "OMG YOURE SCUM" except MoS and then I started networking off of MoS when that happened (When I called Kat scum)

I still think Kat is scum and at least one of Reck/Wyrd is scum

Glork is a little bit paranoia flakes about his confirmable claim which is bizarre because he just ousted himself as a PR when he didn't have much pressure on him so he just read like he was playing his cards impulsively.

I'd bet one of my townreads is wrong though

pedit: hehe

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Ooo Glork is town

READS REEVALUATION TIME GOGOGO

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Glork, Wyrd is scum it's like fairly obv

Reck is useless or scum but since I value him as a player I'm gonna assume scum too

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Heh Wyrd your push on me is so transparently fake as shit it's fucking hilarious

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Hey Wyrd lets 1v1

Only you get lynched first

Deal?

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I am actually kind of proud that you both as a hydra could come together on this shitty read on me and push it as if you both actually believe it. That's called teamsmanship

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Kind of really pissed that people just trust fate because he's fate

Whatever, enjoy your second mislynch nothing I say is going to stop it

I'm not claiming ever so enjoy

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Katsuki should go first then reck then fate in reality

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Actually make it Kat then fate then axxle then reck

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VOTE: Katsuki

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LOL THIS GAME
I'd say some stuff but I'm rather amused watching all these people trying to push Fate.

Also sad that UN lynch still not going through.

UNVOTE, VOTE: MATTP

P-EDIT: LOLOL

Oh yea this is the worst looking jump I've ever seen in a MS game soo yea

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No, Katsuki >.>

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Woooo

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Kind of really pissed that people just trust fate because he's fate

Whatever, enjoy your second mislynch nothing I say is going to stop it

I'm not claiming ever so enjoy

Except this isn't how it works.
I like how you're trying to portray it as if these Fate-townreads are baseless.

Poor soul, guess you never played with Katsuki and Fate in the same game before and thought you could push this Fate mislynch through with me around.

Ooooooh I thought you did nothing in games but make fluff posts but now that you have a purpose I'm sure you're a much happier person

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I call Kat scum D1 and he ignores me, ignores everyone calling him scum, which is a scumtell. Suddenly, Fate comes in and goes postal and Katsuki, who is clearly a destined future lynch, develops a ridiculous incredibly strong townread on Fate out of the blue. I woooonder if Kat is trying to throw out as much WIFOM as possible before his lynch by pushing incredibly strong reads, kiiinda strange he only started doing this when pressure started being laid on him.

Let's all actually pay attention to how Katsuki has ignored every jab at him this round prior to his super sheep of Fate

Pedit: NO katsuki goes first.

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I like this situation. It will produce good material for later.

I want everybody in the game to post their opinions of this situation please.
Ready set go.

Which situation?

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Catching up on a bunch of work for school and work but after that I'll be back

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Gamma, Kat lynch cmon :/

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If you're going to trust people blindly it should be the guy that idk is like pretty good at nailing scum AKA ME

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Kat --> Reck --> Wyrd

Let's fuck this bitch before Wyrd comes in and whines about how every little thing I post has negative underlying intentions because his SCREAMING FACE really means so much to us

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Reck redeem yourself and bus your partner

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I wasn't wrong about mos, the mod made a mistake

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I knew that would happen whatever

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I'm L-2

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If you're seriously going to do that CDB you're a fucking asshole

VOTE: MattP

Fucking slit Kats, Recks and Wyrds throats

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Seriously if you don't have a scumread then vote someone else I'm not getting lynched because of a reason like THAT

Unvote

Kat or Reck should be lynch and Wyrd or the remaining one should be NKd

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UN is town :/ Don't you think it's damn "coincidental" that noone is letting a Reck or Kat lynch happen? I can understand Wyrd because people are piss scared of him, but nobody is exactly singing praises of Kat or Reck yet they are somehow being ignored by a lot of players.

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6) xRECKONERx
7) evilpacman18
10) Katsuki
13) Panzerjager
14) Singer is Nachomamma
16) Wyrd

^All of the scum are in here, I guarantee it.

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And IDGAF that a lot of them are on my wagon, I'm right

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UN, I hope to God you push my reads hard and make Wyrd feel like the dumbfuck he is.

Dumbest lynch ever against me when I was town, really fucking terrible.

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And I've played like 20 games where I've been mislynched, you've won the trophy guys

Reck then Kat then Wyrd

All the scum are in my list I posted

That is all

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Also Fate if you're town you can't read me for shit which is YOUR fault, I played an incredibly transparent town game this round so byeee fucker

pedit: I learned that Fate can push anything by being loud enough. I also learned that I have a 6 month grace period where I can use this against him so whatever

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Fate would only be so 2d with this push as scum, if he were town he would have been more flip floppy, I'm positive of that

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OH AND THE CASE ABOUT ME VOTING MYSELF WAS BULLSHIT WIFOM FOR SHAME

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6) xRECKONERx
7) evilpacman18
10) Katsuki
13) Panzerjager

14) Singer is Nachomamma
16) Wyrd

^All of the scum are in here, I guarantee it.

Boop Beep Boop

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Ooooohhhh also DAMN YOU FATE

Also UN was obv fucking town and I love him and think he played a strong game with good reads and redeemed himself after I set the ball rolling on the Reck/Kat/Wyrd trio