Balto the Invitational - Game Over

[MattP]

Hey guys

[MattP]

VOTE: Triforce

Yeah ok

[MattP]

Vote: MattP

No we're confirmed town.

No ur wrong thanks for playing [:

[MattP]

If I take off my shoes can I be SUPER town DGB?

[MattP]

What the heck I'll just do it, that itch is killin me right between my big toe and the other one

Just one shoe I promise

[MattP]

Man that feels GREAT

Ok that's it I feel much better now, just gonna sit back, relax, and put these big sausages up on the table to let em air a lil

[MattP]

Can we pls get back on triforce?

My other foot is getting awfully sweaty

[MattP]

This is getting retarded, please stop

[MattP]

amount of content in this game so far: 0

So vote Triforce because Singer is already trying to overcompensate for her complete failitude at drawing scum?

[MattP]

I'm actually legitimately scum this game though

[MattP]

I thought my fluff during the first two pages would have made it obvious :HITOSHRUG:

[MattP]

VOTE: Actiondan

Absolutely positive about this, he's trying to push a fucking nameclaim page 4 this is ridiculous lynch this with fire

[MattP]

Scum obviously have some role that is based off of name flavor, there is NO possible pro reason to push a nameclaim other than "itll be fun guys!" which is shitty, explain ONE possible protown reason for a nameclaim AD

[MattP]

And cool Nuwen is scum too

Sick of fucking waiting for the beach Brady boys to get back from their lil visit

[MattP]

Nuwen is actually a 3rd party, AP is scum carry on bitches

[MattP]

Matt, don't be so boring.

blablabla then vote me if I'm being so boring [:

[MattP]

Claiming right now is a bad idea

[MattP]

Claiming right now is a bad idea

but why not nameclaim only right now? Impossible it would be to invent a different fakeclaim for a different nameclaim in the future to fit scum's ever changing necessities to stay alive and not get lynched if nameclaim now we do

Because if there is even ONE player in the game whose nameclaim strongly implies their role it's a bad idea

Stop being dense

[MattP]

But please let's continue with the setup spec because that's my favorite topic in the first 10 pages of a game

[MattP]

You know what

Trollies scum

Absolutely positive VOTE: thetrollie

And fuck you fate

[MattP]

You know what

Trollies scum

Absolutely positive VOTE: thetrollie

And fuck you fate

This was the most expected post ever.

Mmmm
That deflection arouses me

Do you even have a lead or anything?

[MattP]

roles = tied to flavor!

@Matt: What? I have a lead on Fate, I

daycop'd him, hes in my scum QT, I CC his claim

hes scum, vote it.

How does that help me??

Pedit: trollie acts goofy as town but he also DOES SHIT, he hasn't made a SINGLE progressive post this entire game, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Pedit2: HALLELUJAH YOU'RE A GOOD KID town reads for Beethoven! Who else wants town reads??

[MattP]

Good job Beethoven [: *lil pat on head & mb a treat 2*

[MattP]

Beethoven, gamma always suspects me no matter what. I'd be more concerned if he didn't vote me.

This is your fifth post and you've done nothing

Just letting you know in case you were curious. Aka, do something pls ty

[MattP]

Tbf, I will post wherever and whenever I can, but I'm not fucking joking when I say I'm v/la. I'm running on about 30 hours of sleep since Tuesday, I'm busy as shit, and struggling to remain coherent. So you all can suck it until Tuesday.

More to the point, there are TONS of other players who have done far less than me. Why single me out?

Ok then ok

Because they're not women? So it's more socially acceptable? What a stupid question

[MattP]

I am so obviously town Iecerint and I have like 100 posts, why are you ignoring me

[MattP]

You are just posting memes and trying to be cute. I think this is probably on the scummy side if I were forced to make a decision BUT I am kind of enjoying it and it is in the spirit of things, so I think it would be inappropriate to call you out on it with too much gusto.

Meh, you're wrong, because I said so, but I respect your right to be wrong

[MattP]

Do you think you are doing something other than posting memes and being cute, or do you think it isn't on the scummy side to do so? Or do you think it is not in the spirit of things? Or should I call you out with gusto despite that?

I think it's actually really towny and that you're just trying to put me in my place to divert my attention away from Trollie

Aka you're his scumbuddy

[MattP]

p-edit: OMG there have been like a page of posts since i tried posting this

Yeah bc ur posturing wow EZPZ

[MattP]

That was not English, what you just did Iecerint

[MattP]

I'm just gonna stop distracting from the Trollie wagon

SHOES ON THE TABLE, MOTHERFUCKER

I was going to do this right away when I came into the thread (hence the leading up to it with the feet jokes) because I have to use it Day 1, and then I decided to instead try to be scummy to get a wagon on me as a reaction test before using it, but noone was voting me and then I got a scumread on Trollie and figured it would be boring to keep trying so I just went on Trollie, then you came in and called me scummy so I figured I'd be really scummy and try to get you on me but it didn't work and this is getting too boring

[MattP]

And my role is BBmolla's Shoes on the Table, 1-shot Day 1 self governor

pedit: Wow

[MattP]

So you control who gets lynched now?

No, I am unable to be lynched,

Aka why I am unlynchable, but you already knew that? Do you not know what a GOVERNOR is?

[MattP]

Weren't you here when we made Greatester idea mafia? You know what the shoes off trick did

[MattP]

Why oh why would you use that now

also Town Governor is a stretch but eh

Well the least PC version is because it makes me feel awesome?

[MattP]

There wasn't exactly an optimal time to use a D1 self govern, unless if I just never used it to give scum less information, but that's not the MattP way

[MattP]

I don't see why there has to be like 10 huge egos floating around this thread on pg 10 of a game, even if it's Balto invitational

Lynch Trollie then Fate then win games

[MattP]

IT SHOULD JUST BE ME

[MattP]

Matt. Sthap.

???

[MattP]

Post less.

That's not my forte

[MattP]

guys cmon u havent been talking about me enough.

For the love of Christ

[MattP]

He isn't even calling me out on being wrong and saying I have to be scum, he's tiptoeing around any serious conversation, if Trollie was town I seriously doubt he would be putting on this facade for so long, it's like he's doing it so long he thinks that eventually we'll call him audacious or drunk and move to someone else. If he doesn't want to play, then he can be lynched hurrah

[MattP]

yo matt r u ready to be wrong as fuck?

Bite me tiger

[MattP]

VOTE: BBmolla

BECAUSE FUCK HOES RIDE CATTLE

[MattP]

But seriously, claimed miller that flipflopped on an easy wagon cool no skin off my back

[MattP]

Yeah I'm just not messing with Trollie right now because the WIFOM is hurting my head tbqh!

[MattP]

Oh! Well good, my theory is shot, carry on with the trollie lynch

VOTE: trollie

[MattP]

wait...soo...

Dan explain this further

"The last post you make as town when ActionDan makes that post -- A brief How-To by TheTrollie"

[MattP]

I never found trollie particularly scummy to begin with, but a matt with a genuine scum read doesn't go "oh uh gee I dunno what to do gais :'("

I think you know me well enough to realize that a lot more thinking went into it than that. Please stop being dense Amrun, it doesn't look right on you.

[MattP]

Yeah but that was me asking you to explain, which you neglected to do.

I assumed AD's post was a masons softclaim

Then Trollie's questioning made me realize it was less than likely. SPEAKING OF WHICH IN REGARDS TO ACTUALLY CATERING TO AN UNLYNCHER CLAIM,

you see.

I'm an unlyncher to Trollie. He is the Pikachu. I am squirtle. I live in the balto aquarium. Pokemans.

You really fucked him if true

rofl

This is one of the worst posts of the game so far!

Pedit: And that's the worst reads list of the game so far!

[MattP]

I'm going to buddy reck by the way for the rest of this day phase because the wagon on him is completely retarded and he's town and needs some cheering up

[MattP]

In fact I don't particularly care for multiple people on the reck wagon

[MattP]

Just gonna slide everything else in this thread under the rug for a teensy weensy second 2 talk with my princess Singer

Also want to point out that TownMatt being wrong on D1 seems pretty standard.

Please elaborate on this in context to this game?

[MattP]

Like that's just an awfully general statement, pls tell me what reads I am probably wrong about because that's My Standard

[MattP]

Actually, I don't even need an answer, it's blatant enough. The read I've been pushing hardest is a Trollie scumread, but Singer previously said:

Trollie is also on the SCUMMALICIOUS list but I don't know how many votes are on him right now and can't be fucked to count, and to want to accidentally hammer or similarly dumb shit.

And later said

CDB why trollie over reck?

Which makes NO sense because her prior reasoning for not voting Trollie was that there may be too many votes on him, not because Reck was a better option, so her stance is inconsistent

Her statement about ignoring me because I'm wrong D1 is a logical fallacy in relation to her apparent agenda/reads. It doesn't matter what my read on Trollie is and it doesn't matter if I'm wrong a lot D1, she arrived at her own Trollie scumread, there isn't any causation in that because she thinks I'm wrong a lot Day 1 her D1 read that happens to coincide with mine is now incorrect.

POINT BEING she is either scumbuddies with Trollie and she said it to discredit me, or he could be town and she just was using preknowledge of alignment for towncred forgetting that previously she said Trollie was scummalicious. And if her read on Trollie did change between the two posts she would have tried to maybe stop a 6 person wagon and move it elsewhere without covertly calling my reads shit?

VOTE: Triforce

Triforce scumslipped on read consistency, doesn't matter today what it means in reference to Trollie's alignment

[MattP]

Glad you liked it

[MattP]

He has a scumread on AP and a townread on you.

I'm gonna pester u to respond to my Triforce read [:

[MattP]

Glad you liked it

There are just so many things

wrong

with that post, I don't even know where to begin.

So I'll start by asking you what makes you think singer made EITHER of those posts?

It doesn't matter whether or not it's singer, I had a more hedonic response to calling her scummy than calling either Glork or Quadz scummy [:

[MattP]

What does that have to do with the content of my post??

[MattP]

It certainly matters.

One of those posts is a statement by one hydra head stating their belief that Trollie is scummy.
Another post is a statement by that same hydra head inquiring about the motive behind CDB's decision to push one wagon over another (which, contrary to what you seem to want to believe, is NOT an endorsement of TrollieTown).
And the post about MattP being a baddie D1 is not mutually exclusive to sharing a read on Trollie.


You actually managed to make up two logical fallacies and a poor assumption about our hydra's headposting and communcation in an effort to make us look bad. Color me impressed.

Furthermore, Glork would like to add that both he and singer blatantly disagree with quadz's statement that you're bad D1. Glork remembers Catch-22 Mafia. So there's that, which completely debunks your "NOPE CAN'T AGREE WITH MATTP" argument.

It doesn't matter if it was or wasn't a collective statement, Glork, if even one of you said at the time that my reads D1 are generally wrong when my major read was Trollie, either you're arbitrarily bringing it up or it serves the purpose of pointing out my reads are faulty. You don't have a productive reasoning to say "Matt is wrong D1" if my read coincides with yours because then your reads are wrong. My Trollie scumread matched Quadz's Trollie scumread, who was both the person to call me wrong D1 and the person to call Trollie scum. Having three heads doesn't relate to my argument by chance because the two posts I linked were made by the same head and should have been consistent. And I DID consider the idea that the posts were made by different heads when I posted but it doesn't matter because it's my job to point out inconsistencies as truths and see what you say about it under pressure. If you're not going to sign your posts you're one person to me

And anyone that actually put five seconds into your post would have seen you said both posts were made by the same head so Trollies flipflop was retarded

[MattP]

Ok no I see the first point, but if Quadz made both statements, that Trollie is scum and I am wrong about my D1 reads, then who cares about a hypothetical logical fallacy, because I coincidentally was right. So hurrah!

[MattP]

Matt's claiming congitive dissonance on two occasions where it doesn't exist, misattributed two quotes to singer, and then passed it off as "oh I don't care," and based a vote on the assumption that all three of us think that he's bad and therefore WE CANT SHARE ANY READS WITH HIM AT ANY POINT EXCEPT OH WAIT WE DID AT SOME POINT SO WE MUST BE SCUM.

Like. That actually makes no sense. At all. It's beyond moronic.

It would have been fine if MattP went "oh wait, different people have different perceptions of my play D1," because like I just said, 2/3 of us DON'T believe that MattP is wrong D1. But nope, he actually tried to roll all of this into talking about one hydra head, when that simply does not apply. His argument is factually invalid on every level, so yeah, I said there were a ton of things wrong with it and started on one angle.

We can both use big words

It doesn't matter if I misattributed two posts to singer, it was fully intended for me to have fun, the point was that you as a consistent being in this game had an inconsistency, I applied pressure, and then you said both posts were made by the same HEAD of the hydra so your counterargument is completely nonsensical, you're attacking the way at which I arrived at my read on you without discrediting the read, so you're basically calling my arguments subversive while ignoring the content, which is disjunctive concept in relation to the reason that you should be voted, unless you're just saying "MATT IS A MEANIE! IGNORE HIS ULTIMATELY SOUND ARGUMENT BECAUSE THE PATH HE TOOK TO GET THERE RELIED ON FALLACIOUS ASSUMPTIONS THAT JUST TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE ANYWAY"

[MattP]

If I had Glork in my hydra I would make him make all the posts.

Yeah, he's using scare tactics, but I don't give a shit? Protip: Glork is good at being scum. Just sift through his posts and grab for the ones by Singer and Quadz

[MattP]

if the first qupte wasn't by singer then I don't even know


We could just kill Amrun before page 20 but I know that's asking too much right

The second of the two I quoted was by Quadz, Glork said. He also said both posts were made by the same person.

LOGICKZ

[MattP]

Your argument is still factually retarded.

Buzz

[MattP]

Yeah sure

VOTE: Axxle

[MattP]

Or triforce if you want to bus [:

[MattP]

CHARLIE GET THE FUCK BACK IN THIS THREAD, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR NONCOMMITAL CRAP

[MattP]

Yeah, the wagon is basically snoozeville central.

xRECKONERx (3) - Amrun, Cogito Ergo Sum, Triforce

[MattP]

Matt, what's my alignment?

!REMINDER!

!TRIFORCE SCUMSLIPPED AND WAS NOT ABLE TO REFUTE IT AND STILL HASNT REFUTED IT!

!PLEASE STOP CATERING TO THEM BECAUSE THEYRE EVIL FUCKING PEOPLE THAT WANT TO MAKE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU!

[MattP]

I have a town read on Grimm, but the way reck said it struck me as off -- this could be a tone/Internet thing, though, not sure.

WHAT THE FUCK AMRUN WHY ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO STOP THE AXXLE WAGON

STOP MAKING POSTS LIKE THESE FOR 24 HOURS

[MattP]

"But" in that sentence still doesn't imply Grimm is scum. I didn't say "I thought Grimm was town,"'I said he IS town.

What is your read on Iecerint exactly?

[MattP]

Axxle has been online within the last three hours fyi, and he posted elsewhere last night

[MattP]

VT claim + no real effort to defend himself is not an AxxleScum claim. This is very clearly coming from town.

You folks can start your white knighting arguments now.

This is the first town thing you've done all game! Too bad you're a terrorist ]:

[MattP]

Let it marinate for tomorrow that:
1) Triforce STILL HASNT REFUTED MY PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE SCUMSLIP ON THEM
2) Trollie's content level has gone down 95% since the wagon went off him and has spent his only time in the thread eating glue and making collages of Beethoven posts, jumped on Triforce for a second right after my case and then jumped off for fallacious reasoning and never remedied it, and is "absolutely positive" about Frequency being town based on two three word posts

[MattP]

Thank you Iecerint, you're an American hero

[MattP]

No, that's a lie, shut up

[MattP]

It certainly matters.

One of those posts is a statement by one hydra head stating their belief that Trollie is scummy.
Another post is a statement by that same hydra head inquiring about the motive behind CDB's decision to push one wagon over another (which, contrary to what you seem to want to believe, is NOT an endorsement of TrollieTown).
And the post about MattP being a baddie D1 is not mutually exclusive to sharing a read on Trollie.


You actually managed to make up two logical fallacies and a poor assumption about our hydra's headposting and communcation in an effort to make us look bad. Color me impressed.

Furthermore, Glork would like to add that both he and singer blatantly disagree with quadz's statement that you're bad D1. Glork remembers Catch-22 Mafia. So there's that, which completely debunks your "NOPE CAN'T AGREE WITH MATTP" argument.

It doesn't matter if it was or wasn't a collective statement, Glork, if even one of you said at the time that my reads D1 are generally wrong when my major read was Trollie, either you're arbitrarily bringing it up or it serves the purpose of pointing out my reads are faulty. You don't have a productive reasoning to say "Matt is wrong D1" if my read coincides with yours because then your reads are wrong. My Trollie scumread matched Quadz's Trollie scumread, who was both the person to call me wrong D1 and the person to call Trollie scum. Having three heads doesn't relate to my argument by chance because the two posts I linked were made by the same head and should have been consistent. And I DID consider the idea that the posts were made by different heads when I posted but it doesn't matter because it's my job to point out inconsistencies as truths and see what you say about it under pressure. If you're not going to sign your posts you're one person to me

And anyone that actually put five seconds into your post would have seen you said both posts were made by the same head so Trollies flipflop was retarded

Matt's claiming congitive dissonance on two occasions where it doesn't exist, misattributed two quotes to singer, and then passed it off as "oh I don't care," and based a vote on the assumption that all three of us think that he's bad and therefore WE CANT SHARE ANY READS WITH HIM AT ANY POINT EXCEPT OH WAIT WE DID AT SOME POINT SO WE MUST BE SCUM.

Like. That actually makes no sense. At all. It's beyond moronic.

It would have been fine if MattP went "oh wait, different people have different perceptions of my play D1," because like I just said, 2/3 of us DON'T believe that MattP is wrong D1. But nope, he actually tried to roll all of this into talking about one hydra head, when that simply does not apply. His argument is factually invalid on every level, so yeah, I said there were a ton of things wrong with it and started on one angle.

We can both use big words

It doesn't matter if I misattributed two posts to singer, it was fully intended for me to have fun, the point was that you as a consistent being in this game had an inconsistency, I applied pressure, and then you said both posts were made by the same HEAD of the hydra so your counterargument is completely nonsensical, you're attacking the way at which I arrived at my read on you without discrediting the read, so you're basically calling my arguments subversive while ignoring the content, which is disjunctive concept in relation to the reason that you should be voted, unless you're just saying "MATT IS A MEANIE! IGNORE HIS ULTIMATELY SOUND ARGUMENT BECAUSE THE PATH HE TOOK TO GET THERE RELIED ON FALLACIOUS ASSUMPTIONS THAT JUST TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE ANYWAY"

If I had Glork in my hydra I would make him make all the posts.

Yeah, he's using scare tactics, but I don't give a shit? Protip: Glork is good at being scum. Just sift through his posts and grab for the ones by Singer and Quadz

if the first qupte wasn't by singer then I don't even know


We could just kill Amrun before page 20 but I know that's asking too much right

The second of the two I quoted was by Quadz, Glork said. He also said both posts were made by the same person.

LOGICKZ

Are you talking about when you baselessly just said my point is "factually retarded" and I said "buzz"? Lmfao

[MattP]

Look at THOSE POSTS and go ahead and refute my point without calling me FACTUALLY RETARDED

[MattP]

all this thread does is make me horny

Great, I haven't found any of your posts townminded for a significant chunk of time

[MattP]

THE SCUM SLIP

1) One of the heads of the hydra (WHICH HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE QUADZ) called Trollie SCUMMALICIOUS
2) My top scumread I was pushing was Trollie
3) Quadz says "Matt's D1 reads are usually wrong" awhile after caling Trollie SCUMMALICIOUS so he had a Trollie scumread when he said it (this is proven true by omission, if his read had changed Glork would have said so during the first time I brought this up but he didn't)
4) Trollie votes Triforce
5) Glork, defending Quadz, used hydra head inconcsistency as an excuse EXCEPT then said both posts were made by Quadz, so they lied
6) Trollie says "oooh that makes sense!" and unvotes
7) Glork buttfucks me with scare tactics and fallacious retorts and then calls me factually retarded

It is illogical, when you have the same scumread as someone else you dont say their scumreads are wrong unless you have a purpose for saying it, so he was trying to discredit the Trollie wagon and just forgot that he had called Trollie scummalicious the day before. He insisted that wasn't the reason he said it, but otherwise he just arbitrarily brought it up for no reason??? Bullshit, he definitely said it for a reason

[MattP]

Look at THOSE POSTS and go ahead and refute my point without calling me FACTUALLY RETARDED

When you apply context, the comment about you being wrong applied specifically to your ReckTown read. Quadz had moved on from Trollie and was going after Reck at that point. His comment about you being wrong was a completely separate train of thought from his earlier suspicion of Trollie.

I actually almost brought this up like TEN PAGES ago when we first had this discussion but instead went to see if you would deny that it was pertaining to Trollie, and you didn't, when all three of you were in the same room (which I know because this was at the time you guys said "Singer and I are here and we agree that your reads are right a lot D1") so I don't believe you just cleared this up now

[MattP]

Who is this I'm talking to? Singer?

[MattP]

Ok I'm satisfied ty

[MattP]

3) Quadz says "Matt's D1 reads are usually wrong" awhile after caling Trollie SCUMMALICIOUS so he had a Trollie scumread when he said it (this is proven true by omission, if his read had changed Glork would have said so during the first time I brought this up but he didn't)

the "matts usually wrong" post was not the one u pointed out at the time.

5) Glork, defending Quadz, used hydra head inconcsistency as an excuse EXCEPT then said both posts were made by Quadz, so they lied

where is this?

Wow this post makes me hate you more than anything I've hated before

IF YOU DIDN'T SEE POINT 3 AT THE TIME I POSTED IT, WHICH WAS THE CRUX OF MY CASE, WHY DID YOU VOTE TRIFORCE AT THE TIME YOU DID UNLESS YOU WERE JUST BEING OPPORTUNISTIC

[MattP]

Actually, I don't even need an answer, it's blatant enough. The read I've been pushing hardest is a Trollie scumread, but Singer previously said:

Trollie is also on the SCUMMALICIOUS list but I don't know how many votes are on him right now and can't be fucked to count, and to want to accidentally hammer or similarly dumb shit.

And later said

CDB why trollie over reck?

Which makes NO sense because her prior reasoning for not voting Trollie was that there may be too many votes on him, not because Reck was a better option, so her stance is inconsistent

Her statement about ignoring me because I'm wrong D1 is a logical fallacy in relation to her apparent agenda/reads. It doesn't matter what my read on Trollie is and it doesn't matter if I'm wrong a lot D1, she arrived at her own Trollie scumread, there isn't any causation in that because she thinks I'm wrong a lot Day 1 her D1 read that happens to coincide with mine is now incorrect.

POINT BEING she is either scumbuddies with Trollie and she said it to discredit me, or he could be town and she just was using preknowledge of alignment for towncred forgetting that previously she said Trollie was scummalicious. And if her read on Trollie did change between the two posts she would have tried to maybe stop a 6 person wagon and move it elsewhere without covertly calling my reads shit?

VOTE: Triforce

Triforce scumslipped on read consistency, doesn't matter today what it means in reference to Trollie's alignment

It certainly matters.

One of those posts is a statement by one hydra head stating their belief that Trollie is scummy.

Another post is a statement by that same hydra head inquiring about the motive behind CDB's decision to push one wagon over another (which, contrary to what you seem to want to believe, is NOT an endorsement of TrollieTown).
And the post about MattP being a baddie D1 is not mutually exclusive to sharing a read on Trollie.

<<<<<THE REDDED WERE BOTH IN THE SAME POST AND TRIFORCE SAYS THAT THIS POST WAS FROM THE SAME HEAD AS THE ONE STATING THAT TROLLIE IS SCUMMY

You actually managed to make up two logical fallacies and a poor assumption about our hydra's headposting and communcation in an effort to make us look bad. Color me impressed.

vote:triforce

good catch matt

still gonna pursue this beet read but ur triforce slip is better

UNVOTE:

yeah i believe that those posts were from different heads

You just proved you haven't been reading any of the shit that both made you vote triforce and made you unvote triforce

[MattP]

You said that your reason for unvoting Triforce was because you believe the posts were from different heads when Glork explicitly stated they were from the SAME HEAD, you weren't even actually reading what they were saying other than to find motive to vote and unvote

You just proved you also didn't even read MY FUCKING INITIAL POST which proved why they were scum and caused you to vote them in the first place

VOTE: THETROLLIE

[MattP]

Well now Fate, I wouldn't want to vote Axxle before people have a chance to flashwagon Trollie ]':

[MattP]

Also, this isn't a read, this is a scumslip, that can't be covered by a three-headed hydra

[MattP]

Ignoring terrorists like it's my job

[MattP]

I luv u DGB

[MattP]

VOTE: axxle

WOOOOOOOSH

[MattP]

No, now we listen to me

VOTE: Trollie

[MattP]

People.

Think about your life.

Think about your choices.

[MattP]

Iecerint, you're so town that you can just come in, vote Trollie, and go on with avoiding the thread, I wouldn't even care

[MattP]

Matt I'm secretly an IC who fake claimed miller so can I be "so town" too

Yes, covertly dissuade a Trollie wagon from happening by joking around immediately after my post, that won't be scummy!

[MattP]

I'm very very tired and mildly frustrated about yesterday so I'm going to kick and scream today for my lynch. Because I can read trollie and I'm right. I'm ALWAYS right on the forum and when I'm wrong I know it fast. The 48 hour "reading my boyfriend incorrectly" phase passed, now we sheep me, please please just trust me, I can read him very well on the forum and I really hate it when I have to hear him for days on end saying over and over again in different scummy variations that I'm wrong and to ignore me and that he's so town in makes me aneurysm, just give me my lynch

[MattP]

And Bbmolla is scum too, and no, I'm going trollie first but thanks for the offer

[MattP]

Who the fuck are you?

When you identify yourself, I will give you town reads with one sentence each. I don't believe in detailing town reads for no reason; it's anti-town.

It was me

I'd like some townreads pls

[MattP]

Also I doubt scum care about your townreads, dw just gimme everything you got

[MattP]

ActionDan (2): Beethoven, Iecerint
Cogito Ergo Sum (1): ActionDan
TheTrollie (2): MattP, BBmolla
BBmolla (2): Amrun, TheTrollie
Iecerint (1): Nuwen
xRECKONERx (1): Triforce
Triforce (1): xRECKONERx

This is the cohesiveness we have on page 30+ of a game

pedit: Wow that was weird, also when is your show ending?

[MattP]

Well we're in Phase 3 of our process, rehearsals are over. I'm continuously doing 1, sometimes 2 shows a day till August 12, with Mondays off. Why?

Despite the vote count I think most people have tons of scum reads in common, just no one are wagoning on the ones in common for who knows why.

I wish you had more time for the game but yeah, I hope you're having a great time at the job. My scumread on you is probably significantly attributed to your lack of activity

I'm kind of frustrated in general by my dynamic in the game. I have some moderate scumreads I'd like to pounce on but distracting from Trollie seems counter-intuitive so I'm just in a very boring place right now where I'm essentially going to be a broken record or lose my lynch opportunity, and I'm starting to become apathetic.

[MattP]

I'm literally just gonna cry essentially if people don't sheep me

[MattP]

Well to be honest I now should have most of my days available. Phase 3 means purely shows, so I do have much more free time. What in particular do you want to know?

Unfortunately Trollie is in a position where if he literally doesn't saying anything he'll stay alive because nobody seems to particularly care about him.

There's nothing I'm curious about, I'd just like you to be more active.

Oh and why do you read Matt as town (quick overview will do).

I've tried to be reserved since you posted your reads list but you not having me as town is an anomaly, how does that make you feel?

[MattP]

It doesn't make me feel anything.

I lean town on you right now but I have a few reservations that I brought up yesterday. You weren't town enough to make my towntown list and that is a sad thing

You're a sad thing

Please learn how to read me one of these days [:

[MattP]

@MattP - Why does Post 795 not include any of Fate's votes? He made at least 2 on that page alone.

I just copied the vote count from the top of the page. But yes, not AD has 4 votes you sleuth

Everyone in this game is out to get me

[MattP]

V/La until Wednesday

[MattP]

Trollie and I are very busy, he just got back to his summer job and has a shitton of catching up to do and I'm in panic mode for my MCAT in 3 weeks. This isn't a very good time

[MattP]

Just tell me shit to do if you need it done and I'll try to be productive tomorrow but I'm going to end up not being productive

[MattP]

Meow

[MattP]

Oh shit Amrun asking Iece to reach out an oliver branch, vry drama

[MattP]

1095 was a genuine post, no matter how contrived it seems, so if scum want to try to rip her apart for being a good person then try me

[MattP]

14) MattP - Town I think. Wish he'd freaking post.

I just don't have like any time right now, and it's going to be for awhile (my test is aug 9th), this is the biggest moment of my life so far in regards to success and I'm just very preoccupied. :/ If people think I should replace I will, but I promise 150% starting june 10th, and I will try every five or so days to be productive until then, starting this upcoming Monday. If I fuck up and don't do it just stab me in Baltimore spirit.

[MattP]

I'm keeping up with reading if you haven't noticed, my brain is just somewhere else

[MattP]

Moo

[MattP]

My heart is telling me that I'm wrong,

We have two days, give me a day to look over things and see what I've missed please

Unvote

Please don't be moronic and jump the gun, we have plenty more time than scum rushing into a mislynch will make it seem

I SWEAR TO FUCKING MOTHER EARTH IF SOMEONE LYNCHES ANYONE BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TO LOOK THINGS OVER THEY'RE BEING QUICKLYNCHED TOMORROW, DON'T BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, IM GOING TO MAKE MYSELF PUT IN AN EFFORT OVER THE NEXT 24 HOURS, I NEED A BREAK FROM STUDYING AND IM GOING TO DO THIS

[MattP]

I fully admit my ego is getting in the way of rational thinking regarding Trollie. I don't understand why everyone ignored me the whole time I was pushing Trollie and then wagoned him as soon as I went VLA. I need like 30 minutes to see the wagon progression. I don't like an ActionDan wagon right now, regardless. I feel like the pressure to vote NOW means that we have two town wagons happening and I'm very very paranoid. We can't have two mislynches in a row, I don't need to deal with a D3 demoralized town, it's not fucking happening, we're doing this right. Whoever tries to insert pressure into a 48 hour deadline from this point onward I will attack viciously. Calm your fucking tits.

Posts like Triforce's shouldn't be happening until 3 hours before deadline or they're antitown. Give me 24 hours, don't pull a Monkeyman in Hunter and LOL LYNCH because of artificial pressure, because YOU'RE creating that pressure and it's YOUR fault, not a deadline's fault.

That's it. I just don't know how the fuck to make this clear because every game there's ONE PERSON, don't be the asshole, thank you for respecting my right to be a human being and having decency.

Pedit: Cool try, he's L-2 and luckily you're the ONLY irrational person in this entire game

[MattP]

I feel like the pressure to vote NOW

No, that pressure is probably just the deadline that you have been lurking towards.

Why is Dan town?

I don't understand anything in this post

Please post it again except in a rational manner that I would actually care about

[MattP]

I feel like the pressure to vote NOW means that we have two town wagons happening

Dont be dumb. What is this perceived 'pressure' that makes the wagons town?

There is pressure because the day is going to expire in 2 days.

--

Why are you uninterested in voting dan?

I don't know how you can possibly be pressured to vote NOW about a 48 hour deadline, I'm curious how long it takes you to type the word vote and a name, and coordinate it in a pressured manner over a time greater than 3 hours.

Are you asking me why I'm not voting Dan to scumhunt me? Or do you legitimately believe I should engage in a 40 post discussion with you to try to change your mind when I should be focusing my energy on MY agenda. I think he's town based on wagon progression and reading his posts. You're not getting your lynch today regardless of my opinion, so find a viable alternative.

[MattP]

With a bag lady and a schizophrenic on the AD wagon anyone that joins it has an illness

[MattP]

Blablabla

Cool

[MattP]

Wow, fuck you.

It's a tradition for me to ignore you

Please don't take it to heart, Ilu

[MattP]

Can someone hammer already?

[MattP]

^Proof that anything I ask in this game people will do the opposite

We'd better hammer Trollie before I have 24 hours to look over the game

[MattP]

It does mean he cant funvote

Please stop being bad, I expect so much from you and you constantly let me down??????????????? WTF

[MattP]

Im drunk leave me alone dont bully me

[MattP]

I got drunk and am going to sleep I'm sorry

[MattP]

Guys, I just realized I'm gay

Isn't that somethin?

pedit: We'll see about that BBmolla

[MattP]

I'm over this game, sorry, wake me up in two weeks

[MattP]

Sorry for being "that guy" but noone actually values anything I've said this game on now three occasions so I'm not going to contribute to the noise

People didn't unvote when I asked for time to look shit over, so don't you DARE say this is my fault, you guys decided on your whimsy and Fate's loud mouth to unvote Trollie

You're playing your own game, enjoy it. I'll be putting time into the MCAT and making pointless statements from the side until enough of you die that I can actually give a shit.

pedit: "BEG US"??? I did beg you and then you ignored me, I asked for cohesion with a Trollie wagon and I wasn't engaged in a discussion, I was ignored, I asked for a Triforce wagon and I was ignored and was forced to hammer whoever the fuck died yesterday

Fate is leading the town and he's incompetent. You want my input? Great, then fucking let me talk and shut the fuck up and sheep me, give me my day, Fate had his day, I don't LOLSHEEP on manic voting patterns, and if that's not an acceptable term then I'm gonna fart my way through two weeks of bullshit, and I'm not replacing because fuck you for wasting MY time

[MattP]

AND IM ANGRY BECAUSE OF MCATS THAT POST SOUNDED MUCH MORE MEAN THAN I INTENDED IM SORRY IM JUST BURNT OUT PLEASE DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

[MattP]

Can we make a town block? Of competent people that will ignore all the shit and try to work together towards a unified goal?

[MattP]

I'm not even asking for permission, I'm just doing it, brb

[MattP]

Amrun
BBmolla
Gammagooey
Zdenek
Iecerint
MattP

^^This is the town block. We ignore everyone else and dominate the vote. Just fucking agree to this, I don't even care if you have a scumread in here because it's retarded, I'm never wrong in my conftownreads, so STFU and work together. We don't have time today so we're picking a targeting and pummeling so that we have at least some power and this day doesn't end in a complete crisis.

Great, now time to find scum brb

Pedit: Right about Trollie being scum or right in that we should have unvoted? Because I've NEVER said Trollie is town, I was asking for a moment to look stuff over because I was uncomfortable with wagon progression. I still haven't looked anything over, I got drunk last night and slept until 2 hours from now

[MattP]

Before you whine about not being a townread, NO, STFU, you're all townreads, I love each and every single one of you deep down in my soul because you're all special individuals that will light up the world, BUT YOU'RE ANNOYING AND ANTITOWN AS FUCK AND I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU SO STAY AWAY FROM ME UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE A FUNCTIONING INDIVIDUAL, THIS IS NOW MY GAME FOR THE NEXT AMAZING 24 HOURS, YOU HAD YOUR FUN, CLEAN OUT YOUR FUCKING PANTS AND LEAVE ME ALONE

[MattP]

Dude, you have no idea what's even going on, do you?

Me???

[MattP]

VIG SHOULD KILL FATE, I DONT CARE WHAT HIS ALIGNMENT IS, IF HE'S TOWN HES DESTROYING US AND IF HES SCUM HE'S DELIBERATELY MANIPULATING THE GAME TO DESTROY ANY CHANCE WE HAVE AT UNITY

[MattP]

............ what?

I'm going to have an aneurysm

You're literally murdering me

[MattP]

ChannelDelibird
Kublai Khan
Fate or Trollie
Triforce
Nuwen

[MattP]

I want to start here

VOTE: Fate

Vig should be NKing Trollie if Fate flips town, and if you want towncred then you should be one of the first three to join this wagon, and I'll give the spoiler as to why afterwards!

[MattP]

Why do you think Amrun is town?

It's a tonal thing. Amrun has been very "forward" in her thinking and repetitive in a way scum would be too self protective to do. She was genuinely excited about clearing Iecerint based on something I legitimately think was going through her head, and she got very subtly offended by Triforce's recent insult in a way that scum would be more likely to make a show about. She's done too many small and selfless things to be malicious

I also think she'd be a lot less vindictive with me if she were scum, which is why I was pressuring her to state a townread on me day one to see if she would suck my ass

[MattP]

That's great, but be one of the first three on the wagon

Just do it, don't even think about it

[MattP]

Got it

VOTE: Triforce

[MattP]

Also, Trollie and Fate can't be scum together because of the QT situation with Reck

[MattP]

ActionDan is also in the town block, lucky sevens

[MattP]

The goal is to ignore anyone not in the town block

[MattP]

That's specifically why I invented it

Let's use it to its fullest potential

pedit: Speak of the devil

[MattP]

Don't ask someone why they have a scumread unrelated to current wagons 24 hours prior to deadline, and maybe you'll one day be on it [:

[MattP]

If Trollie is town, one of Reck/Fate are probably scum.

How does stuff like this make any sense at all?

I refuse to believe all of that chaos was caused purely by town

Spoiler: It's Fate

[MattP]

Triforce and Trollie aren't scum together as well, something Triforce said D1 during my push on her, I won't have time to check before deadline but keep that in mind

[MattP]

VOTE: Fate

BUZZ

[MattP]

Unvote

One second

[MattP]

I don't know what to do

[MattP]

Scum would not have voted ActionDan, he had a strong, threatening investigative claim that implicated Triforce. Scum wouldn't cater a cop lynch.

Triforce was an easy mislynch, there was diffusion of responsibility onto ActionDan, and Triforce's emotional behavior made it easy to discredit them as Singer flailing

You're wrong Fate. and I hate how effective you are at getting people to listen to you. I'm at work, I don't have time to push a wagon, but you're legitimately in charge of this game whether I scream or not. Think this over logically, please, give it 20 minutes of your time

[MattP]

You're saving Beethoven would not have voted AD? Because of softclaims? Thats a pretty ridiculous stance to take.

It wasn't "softclaims", it was believability, AD was very obviously a cop role, Triforce was very obviously lying and was incredibly emotional. READ the dialogue, and take into account how easy it was to vote Triforce.

I was emotional in reckoning invitational and EVERY scum voted me. It was a super bus because it was easy, and Actiondan was rational and offered a perfect opportunity to vote a clearly lying town player. Scum had much more reason to vote Triforce than ActionDan

[MattP]

Look at how quickly the AD wagon just disbanded and the Triforce wagon has stayed completely constant sans myself and Nuwen actually

Look at how you're all trying to rationally explain to them that they're wrong and they're acting ambivalent and expressing their inner turmoil and frustration

[MattP]

What rational reason has been given for a Triforce lynch since they claimed VT? Tell me ONE legitimate reason given

My town read on Amrun is gone

My town read on Zdenek is gone

Use your brain

[MattP]

You've barked up the wrong tree like 10 times today. Yes, you're town, fuck you, actually THINK ABOUT WAGON PROGRESSION

[MattP]

I feel like noone reads my posts

[MattP]

I feel like every post I make is misrepped but not in a way that's trying to implicate me, it's more like I'm a good lil toddler and you're all just patting my on the head and giving me candy to suck on

[MattP]

I feel like every post I make is misrepped but not in a way that's trying to implicate me, it's more like I'm a good lil toddler and you're all just patting my on the head and giving me candy to suck on

I gave you a reason for Triforce scum, what more do you want?

I don't know I literally have no what to think about anything

I feel like there is an evil force just completely collectively fucking with me in this game

[MattP]

unvote

[MattP]

How long have you been watching the thread

[MattP]

That was a dumb question

You've been watching the thread

[MattP]

VOTE: Beethoven

[MattP]

I'm useless this game, sorry

[MattP]

VOTE: Amrun

[MattP]

I'm just sheeping Fate

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At least until my MCATs are over

[MattP]

She's also objectively scummy with her Kublai Khan overexcitement towards the end of the day

But I'm just sheeping fate because I'm useless

[MattP]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[MattP]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NOT YOU TOO

hitoshrug is still scum tell in 100% of all observed instances

I actually copied it from the always on QT and thought that exactly

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[MattP]

I've been legitimately town all game I can't fake being an emotional fuck as scum, please don't make me have a terrible day 3

[MattP]

That too I can't think clearly through my tears

[MattP]

If you just give me twelve days I'll be free to actually do stuff, I really really really don't want to deal with this when I'm studying, I can't deal with stress of being called scum when i am already stressed with other things if you look at war is hell or recaptured. I will like outright ignore the game for my sanity

Just give me twelve days and I'll be productive

[MattP]

I seriously think I've been genuinely towny this whole game, I seriously can't fake how I've been acting, please iso me over night phase

[MattP]

Yes actually duh, there's no chance I would have claimed that or unnecessarily used a self govern that could have potentially implicated me as scum if I knew it would have implicated me as scum

[MattP]

That was very transparent anyway

[MattP]

I've been obvtown this entire game Yeah I've been absent recently but I really really feel like my posts have been town oriented

[MattP]

I haven't been mislynched in nearly a year, since War is Hell

This is foreign shit to me

[MattP]

I was the first person to stop the Triforce wagon, I really really don't like being a PoE lynch, I really really dislike it

[MattP]

Fine

VOTE: Kublai Khan

It doesn't even matter, PoE has this game in the bag. I'm being petty about a no-mislynch streak, but my tone this game has been town and I don't deserve to be lynched for no reason but PoE. I'm fucking elated with a KK wagon

[MattP]

I don't suspect you for PoE. I've never intimated that.

Well you're wrong, like I know I seriously flood threads with AtE, but I seriously don't act like this as scum

[MattP]

Yeah ok

VOTE: CDB

[MattP]

yeah. duh.

CDB keep doing ur lil 3rd prty party.

im trying to help town

Why is BBmolla scum? I definitely got some earlier vibes

PEDIT:

[MattP]

Now he got towncred for being a moron without having to even justify his position, yay!

[MattP]

UNVOTE:

Ok, ok ok

thats one mistake.

VOTE: matt

Nope bbyboi explain why he was a scumread first

[MattP]

He's been literally doing nothing but saying he's town and amazing the entire game

I think he's scum, he seems too evil to be a stupid 3rd party role like Survivor

[MattP]

Actually yes, Trollie is probably 3rd party relationally

[MattP]

I don't think him being forgetful makes him scum but it would have been a treat to have had him explain his BBmolla read when he was voting him

Here's it in a nutshell. When you act flamboyantly arrogant without contributing anything to the game, even prior to being right about a lynch flip, as well as picking on the louder players or personal relationships, specifically myself and Fate, it doesn't look town oriented. And doopdydo, you neighborize Fate and don't spend any time using the mechanic to your advantage while simultaneously having a scumread on him

Trollie hasn't said a single thing to me either all game, sans bitching at me for scumreading him D1. I don't believe the stuff he's posting he actually believes, I think he's being a nasty little liar

[MattP]

Also PrOtIp when someone gets a single lynch right on D2 and then spends the remainder of the game bragging about it, providing no content, saying they're obvtown and telling everyone to sheep them and that person isn't myself or Fate

[MattP]

\o

[:

[MattP]

Lalalalala

VOTE: KK

[MattP]

now here's a picturesque townie

Tyvm

[MattP]

Yeah I rock

[MattP]

If I'm still alive and the game is over, then you can lynch me

[MattP]

V/LA too, yay!

6 days until my MCAT

[MattP]

I've barely talked about Trollie since D1???

[MattP]

I've done more than just complain about Trollie but that's ok

[MattP]

Sorry for being "that guy" but noone actually values anything I've said this game on now three occasions so I'm not going to contribute to the noise

People didn't unvote when I asked for time to look shit over, so don't you DARE say this is my fault, you guys decided on your whimsy and Fate's loud mouth to unvote Trollie

You're playing your own game, enjoy it. I'll be putting time into the MCAT and making pointless statements from the side until enough of you die that I can actually give a shit.

pedit: "BEG US"??? I did beg you and then you ignored me, I asked for cohesion with a Trollie wagon and I wasn't engaged in a discussion, I was ignored, I asked for a Triforce wagon and I was ignored and was forced to hammer whoever the fuck died yesterday

Fate is leading the town and he's incompetent. You want my input? Great, then fucking let me talk and shut the fuck up and sheep me, give me my day, Fate had his day, I don't LOLSHEEP on manic voting patterns, and if that's not an acceptable term then I'm gonna fart my way through two weeks of bullshit, and I'm not replacing because fuck you for wasting MY time

By the way, I only post stuff like this when I'm town, show me a single game I have ever been able to fabricate something this emotional

VOTE: Trollie

[MattP]

That's one of the most town things I've probably every posted in a damn game