Graveyard Shift Mafia - ROLL CREDITS

~Jordan` · Post Post #28 (isolation #0) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:34 am

QQ complicated setup

~Jordan` · Post Post #116 (isolation #1) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:57 pm

I'm going to

vote Serene

now so that I feel compelled to explain why before bedtime.

~Jordan` · Post Post #144 (isolation #2) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:25 pm

they won't...stop...rolling...

~Jordan` · Post Post #147 (isolation #3) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:35 pm

:P

thats how you tonguesmiley mastin
thats how

~Jordan` · Post Post #150 (isolation #4) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:51 pm

errrrrrrnt

~Jordan` · Post Post #152 (isolation #5) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:18 pm

try again

~Jordan` · Post Post #155 (isolation #6) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:29 pm

that x doesn't make any sound
it's just red and big
no onomatopoeia at all

~Jordan` · Post Post #158 (isolation #7) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:34 pm

goat dearie
just because the red x correlates with the sound
doesn't mean you you can conclude that the red x makes or is the sound
the errrrrnt is the sound

i would tell you why you should try again (beyond the fact that you're clearly wrong)
but i don't know if i can handle the profound absurdity involved in explaining mafia to a goat

~Jordan` · Post Post #159 (isolation #8) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:37 pm

swear i will get serious once i finish my cos assignment

~Jordan` · Post Post #163 (isolation #9) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:04 pm

In post 160, The Goat wrote:
In post 158, ~Jordan` wrote:goat dearie
just because the red x correlates with the sound
doesn't mean you you can conclude that the red x makes or is the sound
the errrrrnt is the sound

i would tell you why you should try again (beyond the fact that you're clearly wrong)
but i don't know if i can handle the profound absurdity involved in explaining mafia to a goat
Well, since we're being condescending, let's break it down a little further. "Dearie."

Your "errnt" doesn't make a sound, either. The only sound inherent to the conversation is one in our minds, based on the correlation between the text and what it relates to.

And from an American point of view, the big red X wins that direct comparison.

If you'd like to explain Mafia to someone, please go to the newbie queue. T'isn't required here.

oh
you're taking our banter seriously

~Jordan` · Post Post #166 (isolation #10) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:06 pm

im going to make this post specifically to connote an "FU" for MrZepher

~Jordan` · Post Post #170 (isolation #11) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:09 pm

shall i plan to repost your video in MD later for extensive postgame analysis, Mr. Goat?

~Jordan` · Post Post #176 (isolation #12) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:29 pm

Come on Venmar you know that's not enough.

~Jordan` · Post Post #184 (isolation #13) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:03 pm

I'm not ignoring you, and I've already asserted when I will provide my explanation. Your tantrum will not change my timetable.

~Jordan` · Post Post #187 (isolation #14) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:16 pm

Nah, I just want to present it really well so people will vote with me.
It's all about the rhetoric.
Just think about all the attention that'll be paid to my case now that you and I are hyping it up.
It'll be beautiful.
You and I — together — will produce something beautiful.

~Jordan` · Post Post #188 (isolation #15) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:18 pm

In post 186, MrZepher wrote:
~Jordan` wrote:I'm not ignoring you, and I've already asserted when I will provide my explanation. Your tantrum will not change my timetable.
Is being intentionally obtuse supposed to detract from my point in some way?

[additional protip: the thing that detracts from your point is the fact that it's innaccurate]

~Jordan` · Post Post #191 (isolation #16) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:58 pm

bitch please

~Jordan` · Post Post #195 (isolation #17) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:10 pm

How many votes is that?

~Jordan` · Post Post #197 (isolation #18) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:23 pm

I am pulling an all-nighter right now, but I promise that posting in this thread is the light at the end of the tunnel that I am looking forward to.

~Jordan` · Post Post #248 (isolation #19) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:19 am

why did i stay in this friggin game

~Jordan` · Post Post #262 (isolation #20) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:46 am

Also, Jordan vote is still the best vote as he continues to obstinately waste his entire first shift with "I don't have tiiiiime." but in the meantime continues making garbage fluff posting.

if i don't stay engaged then ill fall behind; fluffposting is easy
as long as i lay out my reads before shift ends itll be a good day

~Jordan` · Post Post #265 (isolation #21) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:49 am

i know that it's important to pressure me but if that's all you're doing this shift it's not much

~Jordan` · Post Post #268 (isolation #22) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:58 am

but since asking the town to focus is what agar spends most of his time doing, he gets cheap townpoints

~Jordan` · Post Post #273 (isolation #23) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:13 am

In post 269, Serene2 wrote:that's an abject falsehood, jordan

he made one post explaining his stance on the matter, ONE, and then explained why he felt that way when mollie asked him to

you're not going to convince me that YET ANOTHER RE-TREAD of Anything Goes is going to lead to anything but a scum win

and mastin was scum in that! he knows god damn well that the shitstorm in that game helped push him to victory

why does talking to you feel like im in some rpg

Let's do a rundown —
Agar has made FIVE posts.
ONE is an RVS vote.
At least THREE have, as their main idea, "more serious posts plox".

Abject falsehood, my ass.

~Jordan` · Post Post #277 (isolation #24) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:17 am

you do bitch about it when

all

they talk about is that same subject when they're also supposed to be looking for scum :/

further, the problem isn't that he wants us to stop playing around and i don't like how you keep trying to reframe the issue as such

~Jordan` · Post Post #278 (isolation #25) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:18 am

In post 275, Serene2 wrote:"HEY I THINK YOU'RE SCUM BECAUSE YOU WANT THE GAME TO BE MORE SERIOUS"

"well here's why it'd be a good idea"

"AHA SO YOU'RE SCUM BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT"

do you not understand how stupid that sounds or should i draw you a picture

yeah you are totally missing the point

~Jordan` · Post Post #279 (isolation #26) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:20 am

In post 276, BirdAndBeast wrote:
In post 147, ~Jordan` wrote:thats how you tonguesmiley mastin
thats how
Umm...that IS how I tonguesmiley, Jordan. In fact, I prefer it to be without the raz smiley. (I don't use razz or have a - line between.) It's just that I can't disable a specific smiley; the choice is all or none. (I guess I could do =P, but I've always thought that to not be me.)

For the record--stopped posting since I wanted to see what the mods did with Goat.
Since I know now, I'm going to take the stance that his posts won't exist until two days from now, meaning I won't respond to them until four days from now. Still, though, his misunderstanding of the rules makes him basically conftown, since I don't see scum making that mistake.

i like goat a lot
don't set him up for an NK

~Jordan` · Post Post #321 (isolation #27) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:30 pm

am i or am i not under a lot of scrutiny right now?
the claim that I'm active lurking is simply facile

~Jordan` · Post Post #322 (isolation #28) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:31 pm

It seems a hell of a lot more compelling to me than the "Agar's organizing town, LYNCH HIM" argument which should have absolutely no basis on its own d1 but somehow has a decent following.

For the fourtyfifth time that is not why people suspect Agar can you read the thread

~Jordan` · Post Post #323 (isolation #29) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:33 pm

It doesn't take more than 5 minutes to do so much as quote a post and highlight the scummy part of it.
The fact that it's page 13 and I'm still waiting for basic information tells me that jordan got called out for something he didn't expect to get called out for.

I specifically voted for Serene out of the blue in order to force myself to produce content later.

~Jordan` · Post Post #332 (isolation #30) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:46 pm

I'm kinda free now.

~Jordan` · Post Post #335 (isolation #31) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:11 pm

thank you ika
for making basic observations
and recounting the playerlist

~Jordan` · Post Post #336 (isolation #32) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:13 pm

In post 325, Serene2 wrote:
In post 323, ~Jordan` wrote:
It doesn't take more than 5 minutes to do so much as quote a post and highlight the scummy part of it.
The fact that it's page 13 and I'm still waiting for basic information tells me that jordan got called out for something he didn't expect to get called out for.
I specifically voted for Serene out of the blue in order to force myself to produce content later.
How does that work, exactly?

it's like putting a rabid dog in your kitchen so you can stay true to your diet

~Jordan` · Post Post #337 (isolation #33) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:45 pm

In post 46, Serene2 wrote:
In post 29, AGar wrote:It's voting a player that was clearly stated by the mods as someone who is essentially a treestump. Again. We have half the time to post in a day phase. In a disjointed manner. Where we can only interact with half of the playerlist directly. In case you haven't noticed, that puts scum in a primo position, as they get to co-ordinate in real time, and have extra time to craft their bogus reads and make sure they cover their asses. Scum gets to plan. Natural town reactions are now out the window for half of the game. People are going to sit and simmer on things and have time to see other people's reactions to events, which are going to manipulate theirs. Early on, it's going to be beneficial for scum to have a plethora of useless and senseless posting. The first shift scum would love nothing more than to have an unproductive first shift so they get essentially 4 days free from having to take stances or possibly deal with anything.

i like the paranoia in this post and the laser-like focus

In post 49, Serene2 wrote:
In post 48, BirdAndBeast wrote:This sarcasm? This better be sarcasm.

it's not sarcasm, I feel like he's at the very LEAST trying to keep the town on track for having a productive first shift

i'm the last person on earth to be all "NO YOU CANNOT HAVE FUN YOU GOTTA HUNT SCUM 24/7 CONSTANT VIGILANCEA!@#$!@#%!@" but at least he thinks he's helping

not gonna lie though, trying to keep this player list focused will probably be like trying to herd cats. frankly, i look forward to seeing the effect on his sanity

Serene 49 uses "at the very LEAST" to convey a sense of nuance that isn't there.
All that Agar brings to the table in the referenced post is an interest in productive town activity; what more

could

be there. Since the answer to that question is nothing, the line "at the very LEAST" comes off to me as disingenuous and evidence of posturing. I really can't come up with any other explanation of the phraseology.

Furthermore there's a discord between justifications in 46 and 49 for approval of Agar.

In 46, it's Agar's

paranoia

that is praiseworthy; in 49, it's his interest in keeping the town on track.
I feel like Serene is going to try to shout very loudly that Agar can be BOTH paranoid and interested in keeping the town on track or even that the two are related/the same. However, the paranoia and the interest in keeping the town on track within Agar's post are very distinct phenomena. The former has to do with his elaborate, winding narrative about scum strategy - his rationale; the latter has to do with the conclusion thereof. Serene doesn't stick to one narrative.

For both of these reasons, Serene is the first actually scummy person of the game.

In post 217, Serene2 wrote:Gonna sheep Sven.

VOTE: Venmar

This is mediocre. Piling one unsubstantiated vote upon another doesn't help anyone get lynched and it definitely doesn't help the town move forward.

And let's examine my interactions with him earlier.
I said, "but since asking the town to focus is what agar spends most of his time doing, he gets cheap townpoints".
He incorrectly called this an "abject falsehood" in 269, which I countered in 273 by going through his iso.

Instead of contradicting me or admitting that I was right, he instead changed the subject. Instead of asserting, "Most of Agar's posts are not about asking the town to focus" he instead started playing apologist, posing an explanation for

why

agar's posts are so often about asking the town to focus.

It just seems strange how, after we disagreed over the fact of Agar's emphasis on focusing, Serene was able to so naturally accept that fact and then pose a different, irrelevant narrative. The fact that he folded so quickly about the content of Agar's five posts again suggests to me that

he never really disagreed with me in the first place

.

In general Serene's talk about Agar has been weird. I personally think it's all white knight, or an attempt to be consistent, but either way it's scummy.

and the rage over meta was pretty bizarre to see coming from a grown man

~Jordan` · Post Post #338 (isolation #34) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:58 pm

In post 52, BirdAndBeast wrote:You can keep a town on track. The trick is differentiating between on track for scum agenda and on track for town agenda. AGar's strongly leaning to the former.

Did anyone ever ask BB why Agar strongly leans to the former?

Ika wrote:Becasue i find this amusing, couldnt i just apply the same defense that you are using right now? You obviously dont know my playstle either. We have anohter shift for us to figure shit out. If you want to give a summary go right ahead, otherwise you can just fuck off. If you hate my playstlye go ahead and lynch me. Otherwise, suck a dick. You apparently missed the other post i made.

I could care less about mecanics atm b/c i have a way of dealing with all this and already have plans and everything. You are just pathetic to even think i am apathetic. The fact no one has even given me a summary yet is more then enough info for me. I still await someone to summerize everything or shall i continue to be "useless" for the first shift?

So Agar is amusing, pathetic, and has the opportunity to either fuck off or suck a dick.
This entire post is just weird and sad.

In post 319, Venmar wrote:Jordan IS insisting that he is busy, and he IS instead posting fluff to contradict that, but is this really a
scumtell
?

when you see spend as much time preparing a fluffpost as I do my walls we can call it a contradiction

What else do I have:

- The wagon on Agar is

not

about the fact that he is telling the town to focus, but the fact that he does this to the exclusion of other things and that he uses it as a pretext to attack people for safe reasons. He gets to vote for me just because I don't fit his model of what it means to be protown. He gets to criticize other people for not producing content or being active. As I said earlier, it's very important to pressure people over these things, but if that's all you're doing you're not doing much. And besides that fact, you're just as or more protected from criticism as the lurker you're hunting.

I'm not interested in the Agar wagon this shift because he's already received enough attention and if the necessity comes, I can vote for him later. And it's very possible that he's just in this rut driven in part by my shenanigans.

- Sven can be town because of his lovers thing and angst about it. But seriously the bulk of his posts read as unnatural and unsubstantial and I might be gunning for his lynch if it weren't for his claim.

- Venmar 185 reads as someone deliberately feigning apathy so that someone like BB who thinks being protown is scummy will townread him.

page 4 is really just a waste of everyone's time and i wish you guys would circlejerk somewhere more private.

The time gap between my vote and my explanation has everything to do with my workflow over the past few days. I really hate being serious without enough time to do it. But that is a bad habit of mine that maybe I'll work on as the game progresses. None of what I've done today has been "avoidant". No one reading my iso can deny that I deliberately

courted

attention with my vote and subsequent activity. And people who say that all I posted was fluff before 337 are just wrong. While my content to post ratio may be low, I'm confident that I've made more substantive posts than at least half of everyone in this shift.

And that's counting as substantive the posts butthurt about my activity.

~Jordan` · Post Post #343 (isolation #35) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:38 pm

How does the two of them being distinct imply that they can't both be present?

The function of 49 was to explain 46 but discussed something distinct from 46.

In principle, they can both be present. But serene didn't present a conjunction; they presented a elaboration.

~Jordan` · Post Post #350 (isolation #36) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:10 am

Never really had to deal with this combination of personality traits before.

~Jordan` · Post Post #351 (isolation #37) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:17 am

In post 344, Serene2 wrote:Jordan, your ISO is just as bullshit as Agars because you spent forty fucking forevers trying to even justify your vote. Then you come off with some half ass bullshit, and now I clearly see mastin pulling your strings like the good little scum buddies you are.

What about it seems half-assed to you? I don't respect mastin very much (to be honest).

You don't build a shitty case against me while mastin goes Lololol so town and get away with it. You god damn well don't get to call Agars ISO anemic, and you sure as fuck don't get to over analyze my words. (With the "AT LEAST" bullshit)

So my case is both half-assed AND over-analysis. Okie-dokie.

~Jordan` · Post Post #352 (isolation #38) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:23 am

Kuribo, I'm sorry.

I know I troll more than I should, but teasing you over something you're clearly sensitive over and that I don't know much about at all is definitely crossing a line.

~Jordan` · Post Post #355 (isolation #39) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:21 am

you need to calm down and try to think clearly

~Jordan` · Post Post #356 (isolation #40) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:23 am

In post 353, Serene2 wrote:No, you halfwit, nitpicking over my phrasing is over analysis when you're trying to frame it as scummy

The case itself is half ass because it's a regurgitation of building an entire case based on ONE FUCKING POST in which I said I liked Agars apparent motivation. Hell, at this point I'm just defending him out of spite

how does one regurgitate a gerund

~Jordan` · Post Post #357 (isolation #41) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:25 am

Which is it, nancy boy? Either you wanted a reaction and came up with the case later when you were pressured, or you already had a case and lied about just wanting a reaction

I...had a case but didn't type it up until tonight?

~Jordan` · Post Post #360 (isolation #42) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:29 am

omgus moar

~Jordan` · Post Post #363 (isolation #43) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:55 am

rhetoric moar

~Jordan` · Post Post #364 (isolation #44) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:57 am

In post 362, Serene2 wrote:"OMGUS" my black ass. Like I'm supposed to sit on my fucking hands while you hem and haw about your vote on me and then finally give conflicting---- and equally bullshit---- reasons for it? Get to stepping with that shit

your objections to my case are facile and your vote for me is late

~Jordan` · Post Post #368 (isolation #45) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:04 am

what's wrong with fapping to manga?

In post 365, Serene2 wrote:"Reaction fishing" mmmmhmmm or was it because of the reasons you laid out? Can't be both, ladyparts

i didn't say i was reaction fishing :/

~Jordan` · Post Post #369 (isolation #46) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:06 am

i just don't understand why you're taking a game and making it terrible
you might actually deserve to be pissed off

~Jordan` · Post Post #372 (isolation #47) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:11 am

In post 370, Serene2 wrote:
In post 336, ~Jordan` wrote:
In post 325, Serene2 wrote:
In post 323, ~Jordan` wrote:
It doesn't take more than 5 minutes to do so much as quote a post and highlight the scummy part of it.
The fact that it's page 13 and I'm still waiting for basic information tells me that jordan got called out for something he didn't expect to get called out for.
I specifically voted for Serene out of the blue in order to force myself to produce content later.
How does that work, exactly?
it's like putting a rabid dog in your kitchen so you can stay true to your diet

"in order to force myself to produce content later"?

~Jordan` · Post Post #374 (isolation #48) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:48 am

i think wed have better banter if i slept more

~Jordan` · Post Post #499 (isolation #49) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:37 am

I'm not scum.

~Jordan` · Post Post #531 (isolation #50) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:20 am

Agar is fine now.
Serene just skipped away from my wagon. Like that. Evidence that rage earlier was shammy.
Aronis is bad but probably just playstyle bad.
LD's reads are lameee.
I posted my case under profound sleep deprivation and it shows.

~Jordan` · Post Post #536 (isolation #51) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:49 am

In post 533, MrZepher wrote: also is the Serene2 counterclaim worth paying attention to?

lolno

everything serene does is theatrical
either he really sees himself as some sort of character or he can't help creating that effect

~Jordan` · Post Post #556 (isolation #52) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:36 am

In post 550, Serene2 wrote:
In post 531, ~Jordan` wrote:Agar is fine now.
Serene just skipped away from my wagon. Like that. Evidence that rage earlier was shammy.
Aronis is bad but probably just playstyle bad.
LD's reads are lameee.
I posted my case under profound sleep deprivation and it shows.
Fuck you, don't you ever in your fucking life pretend to know the authenticity of my rage

Call my rage fake, go fuck yourself and stick your eyes up your fucking dickhole

I hate that shit more than I hate Karl rove

unvote
Vote: Jordan

DGB LEAVE THAT VOTE THERE GOD DAMMIT I DONE TOLD YALL

right.

~Jordan` · Post Post #578 (isolation #53) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:07 am

In post 569, Infinite Jesters wrote:jordan do you like playing scum?

its definitely a lot easier

one of Serene/Bro is scum

I guess you should be voting Serene then since BRO IS AN INNOCENT CHILD.

~Jordan` · Post Post #1141 (isolation #54) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:37 am

please replace me i cannot
it was a bad idea joining this
you shouldn't have forced it
but i should have stopped sooner
sigh

~Jordan` · Post Post #1756 (isolation #55) » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:11 am

Huh. Too late to proddodge?

~Jordan` · Post Post #1758 (isolation #56) » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:31 am

of all the spirit animals to have

~Jordan` · Post Post #1816 (isolation #57) » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:13 pm

I am

in

.

Lots to read. But still wanna

vote Serene

until I do.

~Jordan` · Fri May 02, 2014 10:33 am

unvote

bandb's posts seem fine :/
i'd be ok w/ a zephr lynch but im not familiar with the wagon

~Jordan` · Fri May 02, 2014 12:30 pm

In post 1965, MrZepher wrote:then get familiar with it and make up your mind.

also weren't you voting serene?

serene cannot die anymore today

~Jordan` · Post Post #1976 (isolation #60) » Fri May 02, 2014 4:55 pm

is that a vca?

~Jordan` · Sat May 03, 2014 10:45 am

no
this is stupid
lynching obvtown is unequivocally worse than no lynching
and if AP isn't obvtown to you guys now then you have a psychological problem

~Jordan` · Sat May 03, 2014 10:49 am

oh
serene fakeclaimed lyncher
still not good enough reason to not just lynch serene

~Jordan` · Sat May 03, 2014 10:50 am

In post 2020, Infinite Jesters wrote:
In post 2015, ~Jordan` wrote:no
this is stupid
lynching obvtown is unequivocally worse than no lynching
and if AP isn't obvtown to you guys now then you have a psychological problem
We've had this horrible distraction for this long: it's better to free up votes and get our shit together tomorrow as opposed to keeping the game state the same.

bandb's "lynch me" stunt should have been enough and you know it
this is all incredibly stupid
you overthought a simple case

~Jordan` · Sat May 03, 2014 11:03 am

In post 2025, Brian Skies wrote:Nobody overthought anything. People just circle jerked around the lyncher debacle when I tried to move past it.

And your random WK when they're about to get lynched despite doing almost nothing up till now is skeevy and bullshit.

i'm having trouble getting caught up but i've read everything since my return to the thread
bandb became obvtown and this seemed like a clear issue that I could contribute on
you guys are wrong; AP's death was completely and utterly

pointless

~Jordan` · Sat May 03, 2014 11:03 am

In post 2038, Serene2 wrote:But seriously good luck tomorrow everyone

Not really sure who I'm rooting for to join me in the winners circle

Still think mollie might be scum, so hopefully she wins

Jordan is still scum as fuck, mollie best bus him hard

I fucking told you people agar was town as hell but noooooo

Reck probably still town. I guess.

Can't read PereV for shit, likewise goat

Goodmorning can be town I have a soft spot for her

Brian is town but then again if he were really a vig he coulda shot me so idunno

That's all I have off the top of my head, regardless of what mollie said I really was trying to help town.

pfft

~Jordan` · Sat May 03, 2014 11:04 am

In post 2035, Brian Skies wrote:
In post 2032, BirdAndBeast wrote:
In post 2025, Brian Skies wrote:And your random WK when they're about to get lynched despite doing almost nothing up till now is skeevy and bullshit.
No its not.
Yes, it is.

He has completely actively lurked up to this point and hasn't made a contribution since he made that case against Agar (who was town) and Serene. And right when you get to L-1, he perks his head up and goes "why you guys lynch AP? He's obvtown."

i called AP obvtown awhile before L-1
and then he got even

more

obvtown
are you denying that???

~Jordan` · Post Post #2148 (isolation #67) » Tue May 06, 2014 5:50 pm

vote Serene

look at serene play mr. reasonable, guys
it's like he's a whole different person

~Jordan` · Post Post #2204 (isolation #68) » Wed May 07, 2014 5:43 am

sven
this is one of those moments you'll be ashamed of

~Jordan` · Post Post #2221 (isolation #69) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:00 am

dear god
you're letting serene getting away with it
you're doing exactly what he hoped: throwing away powerful evidence in favor of vapid hunches and gutreads
do you have any idea how easy it is to make a post that looks town???
do you have any idea how easy it is for scum to just do whatever they please without any fear
as long as they can be confident that a little charisma will get them out of it?
serene was probably planning a 1 for 1, but you are both offering him one better
you guys are giving away a free friggin' mislynch

~Jordan` · Post Post #2222 (isolation #70) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:03 am

In post 2219, MrZepher wrote:I mean that I can only see Serene even bothering to point out Dry-fit at all is if they were town.
If you were scum knowing you'd be lynched today then you'd point out Dry-fit as scum for the wifom, otherwise you wouldn't say anything at all.
I say it's shaky because I don't really believe in meta arguments.

IF SERENE THINKS IT WILL MAKE YOU THINK HE'S TOWN, HE WILL BOTHER TO DO IT
serene isn't trying to shake things up before his inevitable death;
he's pushing for survival and you're letting him do it

~Jordan` · Post Post #2231 (isolation #71) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:25 am

In post 2223, MrZepher wrote:Your opinions are generally ignorable when you've been completely absent for the better part of the game
and the only time you've ACTUALLY been around is to vote Serene (for relatively fallible reasons when you actually have them)

I'm automatically going to assume the vast majority of your posts are full of shit.

Also of course Serene isn't going to fight their own lynch. They're not stupid. They know the gambit they made.

all of this is bullshit ad hominen
when serene flips I am going to laugh in your friggin face

~Jordan` · Post Post #2232 (isolation #72) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:27 am

In post 2226, Svenskt Stål wrote:
In post 2221, ~Jordan` wrote:dear god
you're letting serene getting away with it
you're doing exactly what he hoped: throwing away powerful evidence in favor of vapid hunches and gutreads
do you have any idea how easy it is to make a post that looks town???
do you have any idea how easy it is for scum to just do whatever they please without any fear
as long as they can be confident that a little charisma will get them out of it?
serene was probably planning a 1 for 1, but you are both offering him one better

you guys are giving away a free friggin' mislynch
A free mislynch you say?

What I have a hard time beliving is the second point

1. LG outs zoraster as scum

2. scum decides to sacrifice serene2 for BnB, because as you say, it would have been a 1 for 1 at best. They have day chat, how do you percieve daychat going down?

SCUM A- OMG LG IS COP AND ZORASTER OUTED
SCUM B- allright, lets kill and confirm LG
zoraster- =(
Serene2- Okay, can I claim cop too with a BnB guilty?
SCUM A- yes please, that would be sweet

time passes

SCUM B- you should claim lyncher on BnB, that way we are sure to get him
Serene2- Brilliant

time passes, BnB dies

SCUM A- LOL TOWN
SCUM B- this is just awesome
Serene2- they call me mr pimp

-------------------------------------

OR, could it be that kuribo actually hates AP so much that he doesnt care about his wincon and just says fuck it and starts trolling?

IT'S CALLED A FRIGGIN GAMBIT

~Jordan` · Post Post #2233 (isolation #73) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:27 am

In post 2227, Svenskt Stål wrote:
In post 2222, ~Jordan` wrote:
In post 2219, MrZepher wrote:I mean that I can only see Serene even bothering to point out Dry-fit at all is if they were town.
If you were scum knowing you'd be lynched today then you'd point out Dry-fit as scum for the wifom, otherwise you wouldn't say anything at all.
I say it's shaky because I don't really believe in meta arguments.

IF SERENE THINKS IT WILL MAKE YOU THINK HE'S TOWN, HE WILL BOTHER TO DO IT

serene isn't trying to shake things up before his inevitable death;
he's pushing for survival and you're letting him do it
The old "claim cop into lyncher into doctor" lock town gambit.

it's a gambit whether serene is town or scum

~Jordan` · Post Post #2235 (isolation #74) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:30 am

In post 2228, Serene2 wrote:Jordan's an idiot, I have no illusions that I'm not the lynch for today

oh, but the asshole who by

his

account singhandedly orchestrate at least two mislynches for his own faction is intelligent enough to appraise stupidity

~Jordan` · Post Post #2236 (isolation #75) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:31 am

In post 2234, Zdenek wrote:I mean there's no way this makes any sense coming from scum, but I don't really care about that.

it does specifically because it elicits

this

sentiment

~Jordan` · Post Post #2239 (isolation #76) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:34 am

In post 2223, MrZepher wrote:Your opinions are generally ignorable when you've been completely absent for the better part of the game
and the only time you've ACTUALLY been around is to vote Serene (for relatively fallible reasons when you actually have them)

I'm automatically going to assume the vast majority of your posts are full of shit.

Also of course Serene isn't going to fight their own lynch. They're not stupid. They know the gambit they made.

oh the filth this post is

~Jordan` · Post Post #2240 (isolation #77) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:35 am

"you left the game for a while
therefore i conjecture that you're stupid"

~Jordan` · Post Post #2241 (isolation #78) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:41 am

In post 2224, kuribo wrote:
In post 2221, ~Jordan` wrote:do you have any idea how easy it is for scum to just do whatever they please without any fear

you mean like disappearing for most of the game?

how many times does the mod have to say "Searching for a replacement for ~Jordan`" until you guys can accurately label my disappearance a flake instead of a lurk??

~Jordan` · Post Post #2244 (isolation #79) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:42 am

do you think i was just drifting along, assuming that no one would ever seek my slot?

~Jordan` · Post Post #2245 (isolation #80) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:43 am

i love it when people end a dumb statement by sarcastically calling someone else a genius

~Jordan` · Post Post #2247 (isolation #81) » Wed May 07, 2014 9:50 am

In post 2242, Serene2 wrote:
In post 2235, ~Jordan` wrote:oh, but the asshole who by his account singhandedly orchestrate at least two mislynches for his own faction is intelligent enough to appraise stupidity

did you just admit that i'm a mislynch

awww how sweet

where's the guilt?
the dude supposedly fucked things up for the whole town, and he's glibly misreading posts

~Jordan` · Wed May 07, 2014 10:06 am

could i have reasonably expected it to work..?

~Jordan` · Wed May 07, 2014 10:13 am

dear god please just make him dead

~Jordan` · Sun May 11, 2014 11:21 pm

no one compares to you
i'm scared that you
won't be waiting —

~Jordan` · Post Post #2391 (isolation #85) » Mon May 12, 2014 6:02 pm

do you go to an elite university too

~Jordan` · Post Post #2411 (isolation #86) » Tue May 13, 2014 1:10 pm

I don't have time this shift to set out my reads.

~Jordan` · Fri May 16, 2014 11:47 am

I'm gonna have to go all mavericky to stay alive.

~Jordan` · Fri May 16, 2014 11:48 am

HYAAAA

~Jordan` · Post Post #2586 (isolation #89) » Tue May 20, 2014 5:14 pm

reck seems to treat hiplop so aggressively despite not having a strong read on him
he doesn't approve of hiplop's posting, he feels like he has to vehemently call hiplop out on bullshit, but then...eh
hard to parse
hiplop's neighbor activity itself doesn't seem alignment indicative at all

not sure where votes on goat are coming from

~Jordan` · Post Post #2587 (isolation #90) » Tue May 20, 2014 5:35 pm

reck is pretty probably town, though

~Jordan` · Post Post #2588 (isolation #91) » Tue May 20, 2014 5:52 pm

In post 2428, Venmar wrote:Night Shift During BnB's last Episode:

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’

Bird and Beast

Brian Skies

ika

infinite jesters

MrZepher

Serene2

Svenskt Stal

Zdenek

Night shift after BnB dies:

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’

Brian Skies

ika

infinite jesters

MrZepher

Serene2

Svenskt Stal

Zdenek

Day Shift after BnB dies:

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
BROseidon
Dry-fit
FourteenPointFive
hiplop
goodmorning
PeregrineV
The Goat
xRECKONERx
Venmar

(Green = People the same, Red = Dead (BnB))
Yup, I was right. As you can see, when BnB died, the scum didn't bother at all to switch up ANYONE in ANY shift. Both the night and Day shifts were the exact same... yet.. when Zoraster and Serene died, both scum, the scum actually had to shift people around. But when BnB, a townie, died, they didn't bother.. why? Probably because they didn't HAVE to, or weren't threatened to do so.

NOW. What am I saying? I'm saying this proves that the scum are moving people for VERY CLEAR reasons, and not just to confuse us or to shake things up, if that was the case there would have been a change in the shifts after BnB's death. This means, scum are moving around scum players with town players for their protection post-lynch, or are trying to abide by the rule of having to keep at least 1 scum in each shift.

YEAH

SCIENCE

BITCH

is this it?

~Jordan` · Post Post #2590 (isolation #92) » Tue May 20, 2014 7:13 pm

the rationale for voting goat

~Jordan` · Post Post #2596 (isolation #93) » Tue May 27, 2014 3:31 pm

so i think the goat case is simply bad and that he's town
cant see how hiplop is "cleared"
and will join the ika wagon until further notice

vote ika

not happy

~Jordan` · Tue May 27, 2014 11:34 pm

reck had misread his role

~Jordan` · Tue May 27, 2014 11:42 pm

In post 2598, FourteenPointFive wrote:
In post 2596, ~Jordan` wrote: cant see how hiplop is "cleared"
Using the fact he is a neighbour as his reasons for disbeliving zorestor's claim of neighbouriser.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: ika

doesn't doing that at that moment (cop-detected scum near L-2) seem like the sort of low risk thing that scum might feel free to do?

i think it's convincing evidence that hiplop actually is a neighborizer, but...cleared?

~Jordan` · Post Post #2606 (isolation #96) » Wed May 28, 2014 1:25 pm

In post 2603, Svenskt Stål wrote:
Spoiler:
I want to lynch
goodmorning

I like her start but now I want to rope her.

Interest?

why

~Jordan` · Wed May 28, 2014 10:49 pm

In post 2608, Svenskt Stål wrote:The start I liked from
goodmorning
was that she, like
venmar
, seemed to be pissed off on the shift they were in and the lack of productive discussion. Since then she has just been talking about easy stuff that either doesnt matter or has aleady been stated.

id say that about 80% of everyone alive is guilty of this :/

~Jordan` · Post Post #2613 (isolation #98) » Thu May 29, 2014 2:18 am

why is ika off of everyone's table?

~Jordan` · Post Post #2643 (isolation #99) » Fri May 30, 2014 3:36 am

information lynches are dumb

~Jordan` · Fri May 30, 2014 3:37 am

do some friggin scumhunting

~Jordan` · Fri May 30, 2014 8:45 am

get it together goat
you and i were supposed to be a comedic duo
you're the moody straight man w/ the relatably sexy hooves
and im the phlegmatic vacillator whose joke is in fact his very attempt at being funny

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:40 am

our lynch options are now
no lynch
the goat
goodmorning
ika

Ika's still my favorite. Town gusto, my ass.

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:28 am

and goat is the scum of the earth

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:33 am

In post 2703, Svenskt Stål wrote:To me, it seems like
goodmorning
had to know that it was either her or
ika
. Now explain to me how the fuck its scummy of her to not vote ika.

The only plausible logic I can find for her action, other than that of share incompetence, is that she wants to be right more than she wants to survive.

or maybe she doesn't want her voting record to be obvscum

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:37 am

you wouldn't have a reason to call her townnnn

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:55 pm

sven you gotta explain your goatvote

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:30 pm

you ruled out two other people, w no comment on goat

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:43 am

ughhh

vote goodmorning

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:26 am

In post 2717, Svenskt Stål wrote:I dont have any comments on him. I have comments on why to not vote
ika
and
goodmorning
.

why are you ignoring the evidence that goat's town?
it makes no sense

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:37 am

In post 2705, Svenskt Stål wrote:
In post 2674, hiplop wrote:anyone else having very weird site problems? can only sign in occasionally.

anyways: goats self vote, and general posts about his wagon just SCREAM town to me. Venmars PoE case still makes sense, but I think it may have been more of a coincidence now.

Ika also seems town to me, i kind of feel a lot like him. Not sure how he is in other games, but I think his posting style makes him an easy wagon to jump on, as well as his sort of apathetic tone. I definitely am not in favour of this lynch.

However, a new suspect has come into the limelight, i think. Goodmorning seems desperate as FUCK to not die, and is OMGUSing everyone who is suspicious of him. All her posts seem like they have a plan to them; as if someone in a QT is telling her the best way to act.

because of this, UNVOTE: VOTE: goodmorning

In post 2680, xRECKONERx wrote:
VOTE: goodmorning i guess
Are people reading these posts? I mean how can you confidently vote the same people as these two clowns? These votes are HIGHLY opertunistic.

you made this exact same point about goat just a coupla shifts ago

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:56 pm

vote ika

will switch later if need be

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:03 pm

In post 2739, Brian Skies wrote:I have like half my catch-up post written but I'll probably scrap it because there's not much in it. I'll be back in a bit.

But, unless you think the scumteam has a dayvig on top of their factional kill, I'll be shooting the people I want to shoot. We have eight people in our shift so everyone in the dayshift is a viable lynch to me.

Someone mentioned something about Zeph possibly being scum. I almost shot Zephyr on Day 2, so I'm interested in hearing some opinions about that.

In post 2742, MrZepher wrote:If you have another shot feel free to kill me now.

the fuck is with most of our players having a death wish???

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:09 pm

A playerslot being removed from the game for any reason (killed/lynched/modkilled) will not reset the votecount. Additionally, if the lynch threshold changing due to removal of a player would cause a player to be lynched, that player will require an additional vote to be lynched. (Basically, someone else being killed cannot force a lynch that was previously at L-1.)

if you shoot anyone from this shift, we can only lynch goodmorning. so.

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:16 am

vote goodmorning

sigh this is getting annoying

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:40 am

we have 5 hours your timing is impeccable

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:05 am

me too

~Jordan` · Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:31 pm

yeah sure let's start our shift now
in the future when doing this, it's probably best to say so in bold

~Jordan` · Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:34 pm

In post 2770, The Critic wrote:
(Francine, an older lady, is standing outside of the TV studio in the pouring rain. She is holding a sodden box of doughtnuts. A pert young lady walks up to her holding an umbrella)

FRANCINE. Oh hello dear.

CRYSTAL. Francine! What happened to you?

FRANCINE. Oh, I got kicked off. I guess I need to go find another job.

CRYSTAL. That sucks. Are you sad about it?

FRANCINE. Not as sad as I am about never hearing from my children, but I guess yeah.

CRYSTAL. What if I told you that you could make some extra money and feel really good.

FRANCINE. Having a job makes me feel good.

CRYSTAL. That just means you've never tried meth.

FRANCINE. Meth? Like on Breaking Bad? I love that show!

CRYSTAL. Yeah, sure. Anyway if you want to try some meth I've got some at my apartment.

FRANCINE. Oh I don't know. Isn't it awfully hard on my teeth?

CRYSTAL. Oh that's just the liberal media.

FRANCINE. I've heard about the liberal media.

CRYSTAL. Sure sure. Anyway after I get you hooked on meth maybe I can turn you out to a job.

FRANCINE. A job?

CRYSTAL. Yeah, hopefully a whole bunch of "jobs". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(Pause)

CRYSTAL. Fellatio.

FRANCINE. Ohhhh. I don't think I'd like that.

CRYSTAL. For money!

FRANCINE. I think that's illegal, dear.

CRYSTAL. So's lots of shit! Come on. Just try this meth first.

FRANCINE. Okeydokey. I have all these Minty Mints breath mints that'll hopefully get the taste of meth out of my mouth.

CRYSTAL. That's not the only thing. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(Pause)

CRYSTAL. Semen.

goodmorning,
Francine Caine, the Office Mom Who Works Two Jobs Not Because She Needs the Money but Because She Needs to Feel Useful Because of Her Empty Nest Syndrome (
Same Shift Mass Donut Vendor
)
, Kicked Off The Show Episode 4.

so much cringe

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:18 am

i do think aronis should be killed, but only for the same reason i want most of our lurkers dead;
i'd rather brian shoot him. Like, now.

I like the idea of a 14.5 lynch, but lemme see.

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:19 pm

Brian needs to shoot from that group pronto. Anyone but PeregrineV and ika would do, really.
Till then,

In post 2832, Svenskt Stål wrote:wtf, did my lover die?

Sven could you help me decide if I should vote you on this.

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:36 pm

In post 2837, ika wrote:Aronis
Dry-fit
hiplop
ika
PeregrineV

updated lynch list from old shift

we got 5 fucking people to pick from here. if your not goign to look into these 5 (20 FUCKING % CHANCE OF SCUM IN EACH) then really you need to revaulate your gameplay

im going to be taking a break from fms in general after these games so pick

why is 14.5 scummy

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:53 pm

why is aronis likely town?

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:16 am

so
you are suggesting that we lynch our town lovers
as opposed to our scum reads
so that the scum don't NK them when the time is right

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:39 pm

In post 2854, PeregrineV wrote:
In post 2853, ~Jordan` wrote:so
you are suggesting that we lynch our town lovers
as opposed to our scum reads
so that the scum don't NK them when the time is right
Are they our "town lovers"?

You are basing this on........?

their many softclaims

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:13 pm

In post 2858, Aronis wrote:
In post 2827, ~Jordan` wrote:i do think aronis should be killed, but only for the same reason i want most of our lurkers dead;
i'd rather brian shoot him. Like, now.

I like the idea of a 14.5 lynch, but lemme see.
I am on vacation. I haven't posted in much of anything for the past 5 days. So once you figure out a good reason, come talk to me.

did anyone here notice a drop in the volume of aronis's content when his vacation started?

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:15 pm

In post 2857, MrZepher wrote:because softclaims can't be forged by somebody who knows more about the setup than you do...

sigh

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:59 am

meh
ill leave it to them

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:55 pm

In post 2838, ~Jordan` wrote:Brian needs to shoot from that group pronto. Anyone but PeregrineV and ika would do, really.
Till then,

In post 2832, Svenskt Stål wrote:wtf, did my lover die?
Sven could you help me decide if I should vote you on this.

hurry up sven

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:11 pm

really affected, awkward

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:08 pm

It says that mollie was "sent home early", which has been death flavor before.

wouldn't you have been dead, too

~Jordan` · Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:50 pm

In post 2889, FourteenPointFive wrote:
In post 2849, PeregrineV wrote:Also, new thought- let's take the power of scum to adjust our town numbers by lynching the lovers. That way WE control our deathrate instead of a random NK suddenly losing us the game.

Let's hear pros and cons for that.
Also, I think this is a decent idea and I support it.

ughhhhhh

~Jordan` · Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:52 pm

vote 14.5

no
nonono
nono

~Jordan` · Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:34 pm

In post 2901, Aronis wrote:
In post 2895, ~Jordan` wrote:
vote 14.5

no
nonono
nono
Explain
ExplainExplainExplain
ExplainExplain

Saying No doesn't cut it.

the way he just latched onto the totally outlandish idea that the lovers should be lynched without any added comment just seems ridiculously transparently like someone reaching for an easy lynch

~Jordan` · Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:19 pm

okay, come on, let's try thinking
We probably have like two free lynches before LYLO
Let's just play a logic game and come up with two people who, probabilistically speaking, are most likely to be scum
and then lynch them

~Jordan` · Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:22 am

vote ika

back later w/ response for aronis

~Jordan` · Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:03 am

i completely agree with ika's strategy, but i think he's presenting it in order to line up mislynches / gain towncred

~Jordan` · Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:05 am

however it does seem probable that there's a couple of scum in that pool
aronis is looking better but neither pv or hiplop look very good

~Jordan` · Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:03 pm

damn, everyone is picking up

~Jordan` · Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:06 pm

I don't know what to do, guys.
I can't read these 120 pages again. I can't read anyone for shit. I can hardly figure out what's going on.
I'll try to look at the scum wagons that's what I'll do. We can't get a sure read and that is okay; we'll make a good, solid guess and go.

~Jordan` · Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:22 pm

vote mrzephr

fine. whatever.

~Jordan` · Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:30 pm

zepher
i really need you to do something that makes this decision clear for me

~Jordan` · Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:54 pm

In post 166, ~Jordan` wrote:im going to make this post specifically to connote an "FU" for MrZepher

this was a very fun post to make

~Jordan` · Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:39 am

start case

his play this game has been shit

end case

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:04 pm

what do you want us to do instead mr zephry

~Jordan` · Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:27 pm

sven
you do know that your vote is dust in the wind right

~Jordan` · Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:27 pm

why is peregrinev still advocating utility lynches on D friggin 6

~Jordan` · Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:30 pm

vote zephr

a lynch has never been that hard to engineer and desired by scum

The case on Aronis is lopsided. If you think he was actively trying to prevent zephr's lynch, then why aren't you trying harder to make that lynch happen?

~Jordan` · Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:31 am

vote Zephyr

~Jordan` · Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:35 am

vote Zephyr

~Jordan` · Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:56 am

vote zephyr

~Jordan` · Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:08 pm

unvote

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:06 am

The 180 on Aronis's zephyr read is ridiculous

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:25 am

Stage 1 (Conveniently Near Deadline):
"Zephyr's a pretty good lynch!"

In post 3026, Aronis wrote:VOTE: Mr. Zepher

The 14.5 wagon sucks. Zepher hasn't done much other then tunnel 14.5 and god only knows why.

In post 3038, Aronis wrote:Well Zepher, you're lucky. It looks like the town has decided to be inactive and not lynch on time.

Stage 2 (Without Any Explanation):
"Y'know, for no reason in particular I change my mind!"

In post 3093, Aronis wrote:I still don't want to lynch Zeph atm, I just don't see why exactly. Pv is much more scummier imo.

In post 3160, Aronis wrote:
In post 3158, Infinite Jesters wrote:
In post 3037, Aronis wrote:The lovers aren't scum-scum, so the solution: Leave them alone. It's white flag. Just catch the other scum.

In post 3038, Aronis wrote:Well Zepher, you're lucky. It looks like the town has decided to be inactive and not lynch on time.
especially when you made these two comments literally 14 hours before voting a lover and not lynching on time
Reads change, Zepher is alot more town then you atm.

Stage Three:
"Zephyr is SOOOOOO town, you guys. You must be stupid not to know."

In post 3167, Aronis wrote:
In post 3166, SleepyKrew wrote:And that stuff is...?
His earlier posts, etc. Maybe if you actually read the game you might know.

In post 3189, Aronis wrote: Actually if Aronis is scum, Zepher almost certainly has to be as well?

Zepher isn't scum. For god's sake, read the damn game.[/quote]

In post 3193, Aronis wrote:
In post 3190, SleepyKrew wrote:Give me something to read.
Oh wait I've already asked for actual posts multiple times.
Start by isoing Zepher, then if you can't figure it out, read the whole game. Then if you still can't figure it out, get some glasses and try again. Then if you still can't, crawl into a hole and wait to die.

***

It would be one thing if he were to say that his reads changed because of Zephyr's decent play

today

but all we know is that 'something earlier' changed his read. As he talked about the read so much, you'd think he'd be interested enough in our attitude toward it to actually explain what that something is. Just once.

Because of that and Aronis's general play, I'm declaring intent to hammer — even though he is pretty probably a VT, given the way he accepts his lynch like a PR never would.

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:59 pm

In post 3248, Svenskt Stål wrote:are you fucking serious

intent to hammer "even though he is pretty probably VT"?

Fuck you

calm down
he's pretty probably a VT if he's town at all

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:20 pm

I just can't see any lynch better than Aronis even approaching my radar. I wish I could impress you guys with something more substantive to say, but really this is the best lynch anyone can ask for. Sven's being ridiculously obstinate. He's not even engaging with the cases against Aronis. OF course, that's not his job, anyway.

~Jordan` · Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:11 am

come on sven
people are asking you questions

~Jordan` · Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:08 am

svennnn

~Jordan` · Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:38 pm

Are you really that impatient.

~Jordan` · Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:39 pm

Vote Aronis

whatever
no one can read his iso and think "town pr"

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:11 pm

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:38 pm

I doubt that any of this is sincere. If zeph really, really thinks he's the best lynch for the day, he should be voting for himself. But in this case it's more likely that he's posturing for townreads by pretending to not have a strong survival instinct.

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:10 am

1 day, 6 hours, and 53 minutes

What shall I do with all of this time?

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:14 am

Did you guys know that Sven and IJ are NK-commuting lovers?
How about that 14.5 is one-shot bulletproof?
Or that The Goat is A Vanilla Townie?

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:17 am

I'm Tina Gomez, the Actually Competent Assistant Manager No One Listens to Because of the Patriarchy
Did you guys know that there was a patriarchy?

vote 14.5

Also,
Scum can night kill at any time?
And it won't even reset the vote count?

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:18 am

It was fun playing with you by the way, ika.

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:20 am

Actually I think I'll

unvote

.

My scumbud doesn't

really

need to die today, does he?

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:22 am

So we're at this really neat point of the game where my faction has already won, and yet the game isn't over.
But I'm just soo unsure how I ought to milk it.

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:23 am

In post 3609, Svenskt Stål wrote:so 14.5 is what he claims and you vote him?

Yeah, funny how that works out, huh?

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:25 am

I got all of these for you and this is how you treat me???

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:28 am

That's really quite unfortunate.
I'll have to give them to ika, then.

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:31 am

I and a few other people alive are part of a third party faction that, because of an extensive network of sex cams and broad expertise concerning all that is pornographic, are aware of every person's role and faction.

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:33 am

Our win condition is to get the page count to 150.
And boy are we close!

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:39 am

this is exhausting
you are exhausting

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:41 am

I am being incredibly transparent.

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:53 am

I am going to brainstorm some fun ways to explain this situation to you while I am at work.
Until then you will have be quiet.

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:02 pm

lulz
do you think we're even gonna make it to next shift?

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:29 pm

Woah!
Ika's dead!

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:34 pm

Woah!
Now it only takes 4 votes to lynch 14.5!

~Jordan` · Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:03 pm

its turning out that im not a very creative person at all

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:35 am

yeah

vote 14.5

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:33 am

don't play around hiplop ::(

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:41 pm

I was pretty amazed by the PRs available to town — especially the NK-commuting lovers which earned you guys several days without a scumkill.

I'd say that my best moment was either bussing Serene or planning out Brian's misshots.

But in general, the game felt like us making the most of town lethargy.

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:48 pm

if i was vig i prob would of shot serene early on and then proceeded to dominate with my vigging. if im ever a killer role (or invesigative at times) i fuck shit up

yeah yeah

~Jordan` · Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:51 pm

oh well i had nearflaked at that point so don't mind me

once we knew the vig was opposite shift,
we could set him up to misshoot by creating a pool of town doing poorly and scum doing well