The Wire Season 1 Mafia: Baltimore Police and Omar Victory!

[Salamence20]

Alright, lets go bust some Gangbangers.

I expect the gang to be eliminited and off the streets by early august.

VOTE: sexydudes

[Salamence20]

Alright, lets go bust some Gangbangers.

I expect the gang to be eliminited and off the streets by early august.

VOTE: sexydudes

lol what the fuck is this

What? We need to eliminate the barksdales right?

[Salamence20]

sala what color is your role pm

Not going to lie, havent look much at the flavor or anything. Skimmed my PM and assumed cops are town because "good guys"

But blue, isnt that what you have?

[Salamence20]

Not going to lie, havent look much at the flavor or anything. Skimmed my PM and assumed cops are town because "good guys"

[Salamence20]

sala is scum

Wee-woo
Wee-woo
Wee-woo

[Salamence20]

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Vote: messiah complex

I lol'ed

[Salamence20]

VOTE: Bookitty
Homies be after the wrong dog, ain't no PO-lice gonna be so slow. Now just cuz he's cheese don't mean he ain't loyal. Hell dumb motherfuckers got to be loyal, too stupid to survive otherwise.

Townish.

Also, not voting Salamance for ~reasons~.

Vote: Bookitty

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Matsin:

What do you know about me? Have we played any games together, if so what? Have you heard of me?

[Salamence20]

Oh shit. I slipped. Fuck I thought the cops were honestly town. Shit. Lol.

You know what they say on the streets: "the thing is, you only gotta fuck up once. Be a little slow, a little late--just once."

Good thing im just a goon.

Gg

[Salamence20]

I have no idea what you're doing, Peregrine. But, whatever.

Sorry, Sala, that sucks.

VOTE: Salamence

Wee-woo
Wee-woo
Wee-woo

Seriously sounds like wii U

[Salamence20]

too funny,

vote sala

Sala's alignment regardless, probably scum.

~still not voting Sala~

Answer my question.

[Salamence20]

Sexy and sexier reporting in. Everyone avoiding sala wagon is dumb or scum.

VOTE: sala

Venmar, right?

[Salamence20]

Ok, now that I was confirmed that that was Majiffy...

RVS OVER.
SLAYERS GAMBIT OVER.

Why you ask? Mainly to get quick reads on Jiffy and Boo, who should know that I play with gambits daily now.

Scum Reads (In order):
Bookitty
PV
Matsin
Jiffy

Town (In order):
Action Dan
DGB
Messiah

Spoiler: If you REALLY REALLY THINK I AM FAKECLAIMING

You're fucking dumb. I'm tony soprano, HBO Show jester.

Bookitty went from this:

I'm 90 percent sure that Sala is gambiting. I don't believe he would make this kind of mistake and I really don't think that, having done so, he would continue with the wide-eyed "deer caught in the headlights" persona after such a mistake. I don't understand the point of the gambit, though

(Mind you, this was the reaction I was looking for from her)

To this:

I have no idea what you're doing, Peregrine. But, whatever.

Sorry, Sala, that sucks.

VOTE: Salamence

With a little separation from her scumbuddy PV. You can't go from "Gambiting" to "Bye Bye Salamence". Oh yeah, you will probably say "But you said you slipped." And then I will say obviously I was gambiting boo, do you think I would be stupid enough to slip as scum. My scum game is too good for this. You slipped too, you got on the wagon way too early for a mislynch. I guess you are obvious scum.

VOTE: Bookitty

PV is trying way to hard. When he lynches me, I'm betting his first post will be (Blacklisted/Dumbass). Also he setting up possible buddies just for the fact they aren't on my wagon. Post #23 rubs me the wrong way. PV should also know better about my gambiting powers, but refuses to do so and wants my lynch bad.

Matsin is waiting for a modkill. It's not happening. Fuck off, answer my questions, or explain your reasons rather than *Reasons*.

Jiffy, same as PV. Ugh I was hoping you were town.

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Dan is town. Pissed off and angry town because he knew that this was a dumb gambit. But hey, I caught Boo, right?

DGB is town for now just because he seems eager to be lynched.

Messiah's reaction read more town to me than everyone elses.

Assume everyone else is null. I also soft-claimed my role in my posts btw.

Now lets get down to business: Who wants to fight me first? Jif? Boo? or PV?

[Salamence20]

Matsin is waiting for a modkill.

wat.

answer my questions, or explain your reasons rather than *Reasons*.

Your questions weren't worth answering. Still aren't. My reasons are self-evident, too.

Fine this one is:

Am I a VI?

[Salamence20]

To say I would slip scum as scum you would have to question my intelligence.

Go find some scum games and tell me that I am playing dumb as scum.

Find reverse mafia by ice guy and you will see that I was mod killed AS SCUM BY SLIPPING SCUM.

[Salamence20]

VOTE: Salamence20

He claimed scum, don't care if he retracted.

Eh. Your personal meta for mafia sucks. So this doesn't surprise me

[Salamence20]

I don't care.

Boo is scum for sure. That's why I did the gambit in the first place. I'm expendable for my homeboys.

[Salamence20]

I feel like an idiot for defending Sala in the first place and then believing him and actually feeling bad for him in the second place, so whatever. Not moving my vote; I have no scum meta for Sala that I know of, but really tired of being lied to in the name of "Aha! This is scummy because you believed me!"

Boo wtf?

Play the town game I expect you to.

Why did you call it a gambit, followed by a vote if you knew it was a gambit?

[Salamence20]

Play the town game I expect you to.

So now you know I'm town?

You were a solid town read when you figured I was gambiting. When you voted me however, I could see you were just looking for towncred when I flip town.

[Salamence20]

WHen you state you suck as mafia and actually suck at mafia, I feel entitled to tell said person that they suck as mafia.

[Salamence20]

At this point, Sala, I think you're caught scum. I thought you were gambitting at first, I admit. Your AtE sucked me in, though, and I actually felt bad for you. More fool me.

If you actually believed I was scum, you would have zero reason to tell me to play more townie. So clearly you don't actually believe that yourself. The only reason I can think of that you would know I was town is that you are scum. If you have another explanation, I'd love to hear it.

THEN WHY DID YOU VOTE ME IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GAMBIT?

Quit riding on Jif to bail you out here.

[Salamence20]

Boo, you claimed it was a gambit waaaay after I was claiming scum.

You should of known I was going to push this.

But like I said, towncred

[Salamence20]

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Vote: messiah complex

For purposes of *believablity*, perhaps

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would better suit your random purposes.

my open is my open, if you want to use that for an open be my guest.

You should thank me SKOT.

If it wasn't for my gambit, you would be hung by now

[Salamence20]

Hey guys I daycopped Salamence, he's guilty

Definitely not a reaction test

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

You hate hammering without a claim.
You hate people gambiting scumslips

BUT YOU ARE WILLING TO FAKE A DAYCOP?

Wow, BB. Just wow

[Salamence20]

Uh oh.

L-1

[Salamence20]

Avon Barksdale - VT

[Salamence20]

Thats what I said

[Salamence20]

Too bad you are scum coaching Boo

[Salamence20]

Molla you know better.

Thats why I hope you are scum

[Salamence20]

Im voting Bookitty so that "Sala is scum" joke is stupid.

We have time.

Come up with some more

[Salamence20]

1. But why would I as scum perform this gambit as scum if I know it ends up in my lynch, which is bad as scum. I already told you I was trying to get an established read on Boo.

2. Nope, don't do that. Just because someone claims a main character doesn't mean it has to be PR.

[Salamence20]

I would request replacement and get yelled at for being a sore loser than being lynched and getting yelled at by my scum team for playing against wincon.

[Salamence20]

you would claim scum and then request replacement?

if this is actually a gambit, then put it in the pile of shit gambits that you should never do again

Wrong. If I slipped. Not if I claimed. Ones a gambit, the other is stupid

AD tbh I think he's town, but if I don't lynch him now, more people will start doing it and I want to make sure that claiming scum doesn't become a common thing.

You know, I want slayer's gambit renamed Sala's Gambit.

Also, ewww policy. Do you think boo is town molla?

[Salamence20]

"Just Sala Things"

[Salamence20]

Gambitmence will never die, Molla.

Especially when Boo flips scum

[Salamence20]

I think PV is scum

I take back what I said. Youre cool molla.

Especially when Boo flips scum

You're wrong on that.

Nope. Shes backtracking

[Salamence20]

Once, in reverse mafia as scum (long story) and ended up being modkilled

[Salamence20]

I think Messiah Complex is scum.

(Just closed my eyes and pointed at the screen..)

Sala defending himself way too much, but who wouldn't at this point? He did role claim after the 'slip' so I'm not too sure I trust his arguments.

And you are?

[Salamence20]

SON OF A BITCH.

GET BOO TOMORROW FOR SURE. JIFFY OR PV NEXT.

GOT, MATSIN, AND DGB ARE TOWN. PEACE.

[Salamence20]

DO NOT LET BOO WIFOM TOMORROW BY SAYING I SCUMCLAIMED. SHE WILL. SPEEDLYNCH PLZ.

[Salamence20]

Matsin, promise me a Boo lynch.

PROMISE ME DAMNIT.

There is no way in hell Boo would go call my play a gambit and then vote me if she knew it was a gambit. Shes obviously playing for towncred tomorrow. Boo as town would have just shut it and defended me to the end, thats how special we are together <3. Shes scum.

[Salamence20]

Jiffy also knows I play high risk high reward so to think I actually claimed scum is a bit alarming, especially to defend himself by saying "we cant let you live because you claimed scum" rather than realize this is one of those plays.

[Salamence20]

Also I cant wait til endgame to figure out why you were all over me from the get-go.

We've never played
We've never met

So if you knew this was a gambit, dont know what you are up to.

[Salamence20]

Fuck this game.

Haters come at me