secret hitler round 2 [7/7] (fascists win!)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

/in

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I am prepared to re-arm Germany in order to put the sniveling French back in their place

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ping me on discord if we start

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<3

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pumped

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I was hoping to be a facist but datisi made me a liberal instead

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i am ready to do boring things like ruin the economy via hyperinflation

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proof that I'm a liberal:

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I am going to start a communist party to take over germany

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Mena join me on the picket lines

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the last time i played this I was hitler and I spent the entire game talking about re-arming germany

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haha get rekt mena

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murder them both

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make me president

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i want to be in a government with peta so he can bus me again

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I GOT THREE R WTF HOW IS THIS MY FAULT

shut up fascist scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you have hate in your heart thats why you drew 3Rs

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i want to be in a government with peta so he can bus me again

time to bus my own hitler

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Likelihood of RRR early is pretty low

isn't it like 40% or am i doing this wrong

I don't believe in probability

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I've got pictures of Cake practicing his Nazi salute in the mirror

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when i played secret hitler irl we got three rs on the first draw all the time

when I played secret hitler irl we had a firing squad for el presidente

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unwnd is fascist scum with cakeboi

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we're going to tie them up and drop them from a Stuka

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unwnd is fascist scum with cakeboi

Obviously not lol

dont try to use logic on me mena

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Which rube believes the 3F raise ur hand

even if it was 3F I believe it's Cakeboi's fault

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Remove student debt

he supports government run schools indoctrinating the hitler youth

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he drew the cards to him with his fascist magnetism

peta knows what im talking about

cakeboi clear facist scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I saw Cake and Unwnd drive a tank through the Ardennes just yesterday

they said they were going on a joyride but I suspect they were actually scouting out an invasion path.

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Fuck u I didn't ask to get RR

if you were a true liberal you would've rubbed those RRs together and turned one of them blue

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Pooky might be fash, that’s a gutread

your gut is garbage did you not eat dinner or something

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we should put pooky up and hope he gets all Rs so he'll shut up LMFAO

if I drew all Rs I would bully datisi until he gave me all blues

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky might be fash, that’s a gutread

your gut is garbage did you not eat dinner or something

Actually no

yea that explains why your gutread is off.

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I sent in JA but if this fails again im gonna flame MEna so hard for the rest of the game

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I sent in JA but if this fails again im gonna flame MEna so hard for the rest of the game

Not gonna happen pookybear

We gonna get so liberal

We gonna pass means tested UBI just like Stella creasy dreams of

if i dont get monthly MMT checks I'm going to march on the capital

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wow peta didnt pick me

lock fascist

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THIS IS THE EASIEST GAME OF MY LIFE

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FASCISTS FUMING RN

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only cuz peta betrayed me

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he said he wanted me as chancellor and he cheated on me with pokaface

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IMAGINE COUNTING

WOULDNT BE ME

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i was helping my mother program her water sprinkler because i am green as fuck

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EASIEST GAME OF MY LIFE HAHAHAHA

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You really think all these liberals could be possible if i hadnt GOTTEN ALL THE FUCKING REDS

this is caught scum

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who is the most trusted person

that i can select to be chancelllor

i havent been reading the game cuz i've been helping my mother save a small rain forest

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IM LIBERAL THROUGH AND THROUGH

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if I was fascist I was be talking about building out more Tiger factories for the Wehrmacht

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COMMIES ARE LIBERAL

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can i nominate myself to be my own chancellor

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nice bus cakeboi

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hurry up and tell me who to nominate

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im liberal thru and thru

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

nominate poker

mena told me to

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think who you nom isn't gonna really matter cause I think you're Fasc and there's very little lib cards left

im true liberal

i just solved global warming

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shut up cakescum

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I've spent the last 10 years studying how to stop global warming I am super liberal

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im only mad cuz datisi didnt make me a fascist

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if i dont get to be president im gonna be big mad

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im just trying to save the planet here

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wow ive been shut out of government

wild

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im gonna auto vote nein for everything

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lololol

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i dont care what your result on unwnd is

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

can you check me so i am not randomly discriminated against for being a bear

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wow pokerface lock scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what play i literally havent gotten to do anything all game

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i guess i have helped to plant a rain forest

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did you eat something mena

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rofl

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peta and poker

im liberal

but since every1 discriminates against me im gonna join the fascist side

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just tell me who hitler is so i can vote him into power

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unwnd peta obviously fascist scum here

but since the liberals betrayed me and refused to let me do anything i am going to change my own role pm

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peta who is hitler

i will help you bring the end to germany

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lol

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is it bad that I want to betray the liberals but I dont know who hitler is so i cant even do this correctly

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peta you can wink nod me to your leader

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every1 is a fascist

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Cakez you were sucking my nut this whole game and now that Poker fake checked me I'm fasc lol

FACT CHECK: TRUE

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta you can wink nod me to your leader

im liberal

dude we have 4 votes between me and your fascist team

just let me throw in peace

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unwnd if you tell me toad is hitler i will vote yes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Now we have to cross our fingers with toad
I think it's Pooky but it could be toad theoretically

lol im literally trying to throw the game to the fascists why would i be fascist

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i am sad unwnd wont let me join the fascist party

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maybe he doesnt trust me enough

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please can we go faster I really want to eat lol

you can eat while playing dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta and unwnd just confscum at this point with cakeboi right

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what r we even waiting for

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LOL

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i voted nein

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i just want to help the bad guys win sorry

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dun dun dun

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can this game just end alrdy im so bored

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can this game just end alrdy im so bored

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lololol

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make me president so i can bring hitler to power ty

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I think we should pour our resources into a new fleet of battleships so we can shell London into submission

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

voting nein

toad is a scumbag

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i dont trust any1 here

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esp cakeboi

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like mena just flunked his government why would we let him run another one

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i want mena out of power

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auto neining whatever mena picks

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so what

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maybe they r in cahoots togetheer with poker face

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I mean I'm p sure that hitty is either toad or pooky so pooky seems like an obviously terrible choice

so it's more who do I think are the fash and who do I think are libs of poker/cakez and unwnd/peta

rofl how can you think im hitler while telling me to stop throwing the game like you know im a liberal

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fake

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mena a fascist scum

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Pooky is desperate LOL

Desperate?

dude i havent even gotten to play the game

why would i even care who wins at this point

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unwnd if you tell me you're hitler i will vote ja

im liberal btw

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

pls execute me

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shoot me pls

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mena shoot me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

shoooooooot meeeeeeeee

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

poker cannot be hitty, I think -> he'd have to be mental to make a play this ballsy if he's hitty as it basically means he never gets chancellor


poker cannot be hitty, I think -> he'd have to be mental to make a play this ballsy if he's hitty as it basically means he never gets chancellor

WHAT PLAY

I LITERALLY HAVENT GOTTEN TO DO ANYTHING ALL GAME ROFL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

just rofl

you guys randomly freeze me out for no reason

just shoot me i might as well not exist

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol unwnd scum cuz he knows im just mad cuz randomly frozen out as liberal lulz

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

DAY PLAY EXISTS

lol i have been in 0 governments

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

just shoot me so we lose im tired of this crap game

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lolol

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unwnd literally openwolfing at this point

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lolol

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finish the throw mena

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maybe you would have been in a government if you played the game? idk

i literally told you i had to help my mother program her sprinkler dude

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You've been doing it all game pooks

lol im liberal af

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just shoot me this is boring af

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Couldn't interpret your german accent there doktor

I've been building a new V-3 rocket that can reach your ass

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unwnd couldnt read me if you handed him my role pm

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unwnd couldnt read me if you handed him my role pm

That implies I have capability to be wrong in here meaning not fasc

I don't care wtf you are i just saying you cant read me for shit

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what game have you ever scumread me proper

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what game have you ever scumread me proper

TENET

is that why you let me escape to the other time line and murder flavor leaf?

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lol i was town congrats

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I was right about the scum team

Being randomly frozen out and then shot for having the right reads.

wild game.

also I wasn't really going to throw I just wanted peta to tell me who hitler was.

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thx for modding dats

love ya'all thanks for the fun game.

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dude your anger at drawing 3Rs read so much like "caught for the wrong reasons" scum

like lololol

like you felt like you were big mad for drawing 3Rs and the only reason someone gets mad is cuz they couldnt throw a blue away cuz they are scum in their hearts.