Guys

xRECKONERx · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:31 pm

I'm about to hookup with a fat chick.

Somebody talk me down.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #10 (isolation #1) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:51 am

Eh... she wasn't like FAT fat. I just... I usually don't hookup with girls who weigh more/are the same height as me. =\

Well, that was a "Shit! I never need to be that drunk again!" moment if I've ever had one. Totally didn't remember I had posted this on here. -_- ugh.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #16 (isolation #2) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:55 am

*sigh*

-_-

Yes.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #19 (isolation #3) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:07 pm

Aww, Nuwen, so charming.

Sex was decent, she was kinda freaky, so that's a plus.

And I don't consider myself a 10, or any of the girls I

have

slept with, but it was definitely a drop in standards. See: face with a name topic.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #25 (isolation #4) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:48 pm

...she may have given me something permanent...

xRECKONERx · Post Post #32 (isolation #5) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:37 pm

All I know is... it itches. Possibly burns.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #35 (isolation #6) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:51 pm

Lulz, no. The "Mom...dad...I dropped many hits of acid and ate a metric fuck ton of mushrooms" conversation didn't go quite so well.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #37 (isolation #7) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:57 pm

1. DEA raid my apartment and find my roommate and I growing weed. Somehow, I get off clean, my roommate gets fucked.

2. I have to now admit to my parents that I've not only been smoking weed every day for the past two years, but growing it as well, and admit all other drug use.

3. A year later, relationship is mostly patched up, but still on shaky "lol our kid is a fuck up" grounds.

Bottom line: don't do drugs, kids.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #60 (isolation #8) » Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:34 am

Nuwen wrote:Above all else, get yourself tested. Walk-in hours are noon to four at this free clinic in your area:
http://www.gatewaycampus.org/std.htm

stop sticking your penis into things without a condom around it.

I don't have AIDs, Jesus. And I did use a condom. SHE was actually the one telling me not to. So, bada boom, bada bang, I win.

VP Baltar wrote:lol, this thread delivers in so many ways.

Also, how much weed were you guys growing to actually get attention from the DEA in a post 9/11 world?

Umm... well, we weren't getting "attention". We were buying in bulk from another guy, who WAS getting watched by the DEA, and we're about 95% sure he told them he was buying from us, even though our grow "operation" was only about 15-20 plants. They told us that they had received an anonymous tip, so I have no idea.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #71 (isolation #9) » Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:58 am

O I SEE WUT VPB DID THAR

xRECKONERx · Post Post #100 (isolation #10) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:43 pm

Oh my God. Fuck you Adel.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #102 (isolation #11) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:45 pm

I play for neither/both teams. Sooo.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #104 (isolation #12) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:52 pm

...did I?

Shit, this is what happens when you start drinking at 3:30pm and are still going seven hours later.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #108 (isolation #13) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:55 pm

So I only clicked Nuwen's link. Is that whole site just naked guys taking pics with iphones?

xRECKONERx · Post Post #109 (isolation #14) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:56 pm

Pfft, I went to a gay bar once, because I got tricked into going by a few friends of mine. I stayed about five minutes. As soon as the drag queen fashion show came on, I just went outside and chain smoked until my friends were done.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #111 (isolation #15) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:57 pm

I refuse.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #113 (isolation #16) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:57 pm

-_-

This is never going to end.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #120 (isolation #17) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:20 pm

How is this my fault, Cay?

xRECKONERx · Post Post #123 (isolation #18) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:37 pm

Ah. Point taken.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #142 (isolation #19) » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:14 am

TheButtonmen wrote:
xRECKONERx wrote:I play for neither/both teams. Sooo.
Heh all or nothing eh?

Pretty much.

Sexuality is just such an odd issue.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #150 (isolation #20) » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:25 pm

Wait, it irritates Quag for this thread to live on?

LIVE DAMMIT, LIVE

xRECKONERx · Post Post #161 (isolation #21) » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:24 am

Said the fag, indeed.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #162 (isolation #22) » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:28 am

BTW,anyone else remember what this topic was about originally? I think we should all just forget.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #165 (isolation #23) » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:01 am

I wore a rubber, dammit.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #172 (isolation #24) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:20 am

shaft.ed wrote:I weep for mising this thread

LULZ I KNO RITE

In other news, Fatty somehow got my number and relentlessly texts me. FML.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #174 (isolation #25) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:13 am

"We don't have to fuck we can just cuddle" was the one I got outta the blue last night

xRECKONERx · Post Post #184 (isolation #26) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:56 pm

Not really. While we were drunk she was bragging about how good she was in bed. Then I went to bed and she followed me. I even tried to go to sleep but she kept insisting she show me how good she was. It was clearly a casual hookup. Her tracking down my number and texting me repeatedly when I don't respond is a bit much.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #223 (isolation #27) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:38 pm

For the record, I've only had four sexual partners in my 20(1) years of life. I was not totally plastered for the other three, and she was considerably less fucked up than I was. I'm not trying to weasel my way out of responsibility - I took part, duh. I made this thread while drunk and laying in bed. She was taking a few more shots. But in any other frame of mind, this wouldn't have happened.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #226 (isolation #28) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:47 pm

I'm 20, ill be 21 on Monday

xRECKONERx · Post Post #257 (isolation #29) » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:58 am

I agree. P S, why is it fat black women are considered more beautiful than fat white chicks?

xRECKONERx · Post Post #272 (isolation #30) » Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:12 am

This thread sucks now.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #292 (isolation #31) » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:06 pm

Vote: nhammen

xRECKONERx · Post Post #296 (isolation #32) » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:01 am

Ask Nuwen.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #316 (isolation #33) » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:38 pm

EVERYONE

FAT CHICKS R SO BEUWTIFAUL TEW

xRECKONERx · Post Post #344 (isolation #34) » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:36 pm

I fucked a fat chick.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #358 (isolation #35) » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:23 am

Ythan wrote:Well he is coming to Wilmington.

I have a feeling Guys, Pt. III will involve you live-posting as I do something stupid at a bar.
or vice versa.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #366 (isolation #36) » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:04 pm

A+ necro