Guys

Cobalt · Post Post #21 (isolation #0) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:21 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:Ouch, Nuwen. Reckoner isn't fat, short, pale or pimple-faced. He's still not your type?

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Cobalt · Post Post #67 (isolation #1) » Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:53 am

Nuwen wrote:
The Quintastic One wrote:Personally, any guy who says that contraception doesn't ruin the feeling is only trying to get laid in any way he can. Or seem "sensitive" to his woman, because he doesn't have the balls to say "No, really, I can't feel a thing with this on".

Maybe that's because you either wear the condom or you don't get any. In that case, congrats to the girls. You didn't have to control your man through the leaving the toilet seat up fiasco, you got em by the balls.
The "feeling"
really
gets ruined when your dick shrivels up and falls off.

Sizing up the brand of condom I'll pull on a guy is fun. I carry these around in a discreet makeup case,

Very thin, good for desensitized drunks.

Extremely thick, use on someone who hasn't gotten laid in awhile or doesn't masturbate daily.

Flavored. Paradises have medicinal aftertastes in every flavor except spearmint. These are tastier, but about twice the price:

These are free at planned parenthood. I carry them mostly to give them away.

Not as thin as Kimonos and bitter tasting, but the line is new and Trojan gives out a lot of promotional freebies.

Non-latex.

IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND A CONDOM YOU CAN PERFORM IN, THAT IS A PROBLEM YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR. ORDER SAMPLE PACKAGES OF BRANDS UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR PERSONAL BEST.

thanks for the morality lesson, miss drug-using chain smoker

Cobalt · Post Post #74 (isolation #2) » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:36 pm

NUWEN HAS A FUNNY IRL NAME

Cobalt · Post Post #76 (isolation #3) » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:43 pm

names always matter, TSQ.

Cobalt · Post Post #78 (isolation #4) » Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:04 pm

Hiiiiii leeeeeeeigh

Cobalt · Post Post #98 (isolation #5) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:51 pm

Thanks for being a guinea pig, xdaamo.

Cobalt · Post Post #103 (isolation #6) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:48 pm

wait did reck just come out as bi

Cobalt · Post Post #105 (isolation #7) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:53 pm

That's just what you get for being a switch hitter.

Cobalt · Post Post #112 (isolation #8) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:57 pm

xRECKONERx wrote:Pfft, I went to a gay bar once, because I got tricked into going by a few friends of mine. I stayed about five minutes. As soon as the drag queen fashion show came on, I just went outside and chain smoked until my friends were done.

you chain smoked your friends?

Cobalt · Post Post #121 (isolation #9) » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:22 pm

xRECKONERx wrote:...did I?

Shit, this is what happens when you start drinking at 3:30pm and are still going seven hours later.

Cobalt · Post Post #137 (isolation #10) » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:19 am

Kmd4390 wrote:
TheButtonmen wrote: That first one is one hell of a concert!
I know. I just saw Shinedown in Binghamton and they're the best band I've ever seen live. And the girl I met while they were playing was
mad cool
, so that always helps.

you from long island?

Cobalt · Post Post #145 (isolation #11) » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:00 pm

flay is contemplating switching teams, I see

Cobalt · Post Post #149 (isolation #12) » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:06 pm

I find myself

rapidly

agreeing with Quag.

Cobalt · Post Post #191 (isolation #13) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:45 pm

I dunno what's worse, Ythill playing armchair psychologist or Yos expecting everyone to be offended on behalf of fat chicks

Cobalt · Post Post #205 (isolation #14) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:44 pm

RayFrost wrote:
VP Baltar wrote:lol, aren't you like 15 or something ray?
I have a mom.

That say 'nuff for you, VP?

It proves you were born. I think we already knew that.

Cobalt · Post Post #224 (isolation #15) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:40 pm

Rex is 201 years old?

Cobalt · Post Post #229 (isolation #16) » Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:27 pm

Oh no, don't make no promises
Oh no, your body can't keep

Cobalt · Post Post #293 (isolation #17) » Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:59 am

nhammen wrote:
DrippingGoofball wrote:I love it when dudes that dwell in the anoxic bottom of the dating mud puddle state their preferences.

When they say they prefer blond ones, tall ones, Asian ones... it's just hilarious. They'd be lucky to get their hands on a goat, but they have the pluck to pretend they can be choosers!

I had a HS friend who was grossly overweight, and he turned his nose up at the only girl that would look at him because, he said, she was too fat. My husband and I still laugh about it, to this day.
I'd like to point out that I have went out with a girl that I was not attracted to. Well, she wasn't unattractive, but I wasn't very attracted to her either. I was particularly desperate at the time, and out of all of the girls I was interested in, she was the only one interested back. She was so shy that most guys never noticed her, so she had never been on a date before, and she was desperate too. We were both too shy to have a real conversation, and so I had friends that I felt closer to. Dating a girl you aren't attracted to DOES NOT WORK. It is better to have nobody than to try faking it with someone you aren't attracted to. I learned my lesson from that (and felt like the most horrible scum after breaking up with her).

get a livejournal please

Cobalt · Post Post #330 (isolation #18) » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:50 am

shaft.ed wrote:
Adel wrote:
xRECKONERx wrote:Pfft, I went to a gay bar once, because I got tricked into going by a few friends of mine. I stayed about five minutes. As soon as the drag queen fashion show came on, I just went outside and chain smoked until my friends were done.
drag shows, depending upon the city, are a seriously good time, and it is a dying art form in the US. I think that you might have missed out. I am thankful that I made it to the Coliseum in Ft. lauderdale several times before it closed. Best floor show, ever. That place was almost as cool as 120 Days of Sodom, and it was real life™.
Provincetown is so much fun.

no it isn't fuuuuuuu