Balto the Meet: May 28 to June 5, 2013

[UberNinja]

Like I said in the other thread, I am from Maryland & moving back to the east coast next week, so I could probably make this.

I won't be on site much after Monday, so I might need to be prodded when this approaches.

Glad I got to meet you before you moved back! <3

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If you don't make the title of this a 'The Wire' joke, I'll have you brutally killed.

Did I hear somebody calling for my services?

(50% off if you contract me before August)

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I feel like the sub-title of this meet should simply be "How To Not Get Stabbed"

Lots of stabbing, definitely lots of stabbing

Did I hear somebody calling for my services?

(50% off if you contract me before August)

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Wow I found a round trip flight for under $400, this owns.

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Well 160 sure beats 400... I'll check into that, thanks.

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Yeah, that'd be a long-ass bus from California. From where I live though is another matter.

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I could be persuaded to show up.

show up show up show up show up show up show up show up show up show up show up

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omigod if brandi goes I will be there

like 100%

even if it's just for a weekend

yea pretty much this

c'mon muffin

do it for your peeps!

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What's the cover for the gay bar btw

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okay, the gayer the better

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PICK DATES. NEED TO REQUEST OFF. DOO EET

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Take the poll out the OP then bitch

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Also, suck my dick

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fuck

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Also, suck my dick

SAVE IT FOR THE CRACKWHORES SHEESH

no fuck you motherfucker
i want some head

mattp owes me for that one time anyway

[UberNinja]

UberNinja voted against his own interest?

I voted teh comical 3rd option because I am excited as fuck for this meet <3

[UberNinja]

Elmo will flake out halfway thru the meet

Or just lurk the whole time

[UberNinja]

NEVER COMES BACK

[UberNinja]

Should I bring my laptop if I go?

Disregard my dear MattP. The correct answer is

YES

you should bring your laptop.

You'll want to be checking in to mafiascum every once in a while (week-long absences are frowned upon, meet attendance notwithstanding) and of course there won't be a communal computer everyone can use for more than 5 minutes at a time. On the other hand, it's easy to sit on a couch and play mafia while also playing mafiascum

Source: past experience

[UberNinja]

I'll bring a pole for dancing. Can I bolt it to your floor and ceiling? I'll bring a power drill and a stud detector.

Better bring a plug for that stud detector because it's not gonna stop beeping.

I laughed so fucking hard at these two posts, both separately and in context of each other

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Brock you are teaching me to poledance btw

This is not optional. It is a fucking mandate

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You should change the name of this meet to MerryLand Mixup.

That is all.

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PSH

Truthfully, it should be called

UberNinja Meets MattP And The Rest Of You Can Go Fu--- Well, Suck A Di--- Well, You Can Watch Us Meet Each Other Since Nothing Else Really Matters... Meet

since we're being candid.

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Haha. I don't care. And I'm not self-absorbed, just self-conscious.

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A Gay Time In Charm City

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We need to change the name to "Ball to the Meat"

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at least the niners made the game a little more interesting. first half was zzzzzz

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you'd better fucking come, John

i baked you brownies

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loldrama

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Don't pay attention to UN, he's prob just trying to start up the whole "UN is creepy" shit again because meet-related drama is enjoyable

Either that or some people just love to overreact, and UN cleverly takes advantage of it and trolls them like a boss

.

Shhhh, idiot

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lol I got banned for using somebody's name

who the fuck complained about that shit

taste my fucking wrath, asshole

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I'm totally showing up if I can, limits be damned.

This ^

Also I was 5th on the list besides the hosts, I demand sleeping in a position of comfort and respectability

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hooray i can post again

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the hell you say

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holy shit

DGB you're going DOWN bitch ;D

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lots of chances to die

lol

[UberNinja]

I just shelled out $2.50 for bus tickets to get here and back. I don't know if that's a guarantee that I'll be here, but it was $2.50, so, you know.

Do you rap? I think I'm a pretty pro singer now and need a new challenge.

challenge accepted

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=86&t=24844

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i'm a little behind in that thread btw, i need to catch up

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I'd definitely be interested in going, even if not many other people are. I've always wanted to go to DC.

Me too

I've seen it from a car while I was driving past, but I'd love to spend a day there and see all the sights

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The cards are looking great! She left out Mafia Prostitute though

mafia prostitute was chamber's favorite, lol

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Just be sure to get a room with the pull-out sofa.

But what if a sudden blizzard strikes? I suggest we all get naked and cuddle for warmth just in case.

/in

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wow, pretty large list of 100%'s already

i.e. this meet is going to be AWESOME

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Also I just re-read a few pages of the SoL thread and I just realized how super fucking excited I am for this meet

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Hey DrippingGoofball, if you are not the same as the first watcher in the cards pics, I'm going to be disappointed.

I'm also going to be REALLY disappointed if those cards don't get made in time so we can use them at the meet.

[UberNinja]

P.S. Next time, when I claim a role, BELIEVE ME.

I tell the truth. A lot. lol

[UberNinja]

DGB can we PLEASE do this?

bring a laptop to the meet, and draw a card for everyone? and then we can print up a small order of special Balto The Meet decks.

gee willikers, that'd be ever so swell

[UberNinja]

UN = Hated Townie? He self hammers at l-1 anyway, so he might as well be.
Mina = Innocent Child. Obviously.


Hmm, not sure who else makes sense as what based on f2f.

I stopped self-hammering after Singer yelled at me during Beach Monks/Masons for doing it. And the other 1-2 times. I promised to stop, and people I think learned their lesson about mislynching me so often out of paranoia. After that I got lynched relatively little, and went on to win a lot of games for town too. So everything worked out happily.

Let me make a list and I will try to give everyone a role
(I will probably use existing roles in the card set, not look for new roles, etc)

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btw Innocent Child would almost certainly have to be EPM

Mina could get something like... uhhhhhhhh. damn

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only counting people on the 100% list right now:

MattP (mason)
TheTrollie (mason)

Drippinggoofball (godmother)

Quadz (neighbor)
Singersigner (neighbor)
Glork (scum neighbor)

Konowa (???)
Reck (???)
Grimmjow (???)
Uberninja (???)
Kise (???)
gorckat (???)
Maestro (???)
Faraday (???)
AngryPidgeon (???)
Amrun (???)
Minineko (???)
Cogito Ergo Sum (???)

[UberNinja]

AP as lynchee is fine

kuribo as lyncher, LOL

maestro as fruit vendor, lol

faraday as ... uhhhhh. damn i can't think of anything

mina as IC is fine since EPM isnt coming

i don't know cogito, amrun, gorck, kise, reck, konowa, or minineko though

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best role ever fucker

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?

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I'm gonna call DGB Herman

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*

rimjob

*

it's rim SHOT, you pervert

Spoiler:

or was that on purpose, in which case you're even WORSE

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Suddenly I think I'll be staying at the hotel..

o_o

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LOLOL

is that custom, kuribo?

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oh. i thought with your avatar manipulation excellence that you were a gif master

and i further thought that you reverse engineered majiffy's "get in" gif and made it "get out"

i was pretty fucking impressed. not so much now tho

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Spoiler: don't open this

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I love the movie Grind, lol

me, Majiffy, and pirate mollie are gonna pitch a tent in the backyard and

hotbox

and watch Grind

can i say that in this thread? lol

[UberNinja]

Down.

Let me just figure out where I packed all my DVDs before the move. I'll also bring The Rum Diary.

i heard that movie sucked

plus i am not a huge johnny depp fan outside of pirates

especially tim burton ones. they need to stop working together, ugh
it's always both of them, and helena bonham carter

in general i feel like that's a bad trend in hollywood right now

HEY LETS HAVE A MOVIE WITH THE EXACT SAME CAST AS THAT OTHER MOVIE

examples: them, Inception/Dark Knight Rises, any Frat Pack movie

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yeah but inception and dark knight rises were good/very enjoyable unlike tim burton films

this is true

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yeah but inception and dark knight rises were good/very enjoyable unlike tim burton films

You.....
Come on, 1992 Batman returns was a fucking excellent movie.

hell no batman returns was a load of shit

And let's not forget about Batman Forever...

loved this movie for the actors, even though it was cheesy as fuck

Batman Forever wasn't by burton. 89's Batman is still the best batman movie.

it was okayyyy. michael keaton wasnt my favorite. VAL KILMER BABY

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p.s. hey AP, it's time for a change baby

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I really like when mostly comedy actors do drama/serious stuff. It shows their versatility in a way that they don't usually get to exhibit

[UberNinja]

you're a monster tanstalas

[UberNinja]

Indeed. Not to mention Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine (Carrey) and Seven Pounds (Smith).

Also, Will Ferrell in Stranger than Fiction, Owen Wilson in Behind Enemy Lines, Adam Sandler in Punch-Drunk Love.

The list goes on.


Also two people who have been really good at bouncing back and forth between comedic and serious roles are Mark Wahlberg and The Rock. Can't wait for Pain & Gain. But at the same time I'm cringing because it's directed by Michael Bay.

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I'm actually kind of excited to see how Transformers 4 turns out though, now that Mark Wahlberg is replacing Shia Le Douche.

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Wonder who the "hot chick" will be

Hope Bay was serious about it being a more serious movie

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I almost bought HOTS this weekend. ALMOST

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ty

and yes, we will play

eventually

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Hooray, I just realized GNR is coming

Also, Matt, update the OP with that badass graphic I made you

[UberNinja]

>Was Admin for a day
>Didn't start Tigerpocalypse '13.

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Told you elmo was gonna flake

I was 200% sure it was gonna happen

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What did you guys do now?

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...on SA where it belongs?

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don't worry, it's something awful that you don't need to know about

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It wasn't a pun, Mr. Flay.

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Oh baby, your power button turns me on

Put your floppy disk in my USB port

etc

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I know, that's the whole point

Also, how would somebody else's power button turn ME on

> Missing the forest for the trees

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Omg ur 5 1/4" is so big

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Forgot it was Opening day. Fuck this traffic.

for baseball? yuuuup

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Well, relatively speaking... it's pretty damn huge ;P

SURFACE AREA, BITCH

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HOLY SHIT YOUR AVATAR IS RAINBOW

WHEN DID THAT CHANGE

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LOL

post a picture of yourself making that face

so the circle in my mind can be complete

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LOL

post a picture of yourself making that face

so the circle in my mind can be complete

here you go

EXCELLENT

AHHAHHHA YOU ARE WEARING A RAVENS SHIRT

COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER

[UberNinja]

Majiffy has a very large

DAMMIT MATT

[UberNinja]

I decline the nomination and I would like to thank the Ninja Academy for everything

[UberNinja]

i started a fucking cult.

all y'all better join that shit

<3

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he's already got one

lol

[UberNinja]

So Im pretty sure this is officially "Balto: UN's Cult Corporate Kick Off Party"

LOL



yea except matt has refused to join...

omg i know, we'll cult him at the meet. it will be CRIMINAL

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loooool

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Wish I could go to this meat:

omg that looks fucking delicious

[UberNinja]

oh, CDB is coming? this is exciting.


mostly because CDB is cool as shit, but partly because he's AWESOME AS FUCK

[UberNinja]

I seriously considered hitting up MoS's meet as well. I think the only reason I ended up choosing this one was because a) more people were going, and b) a lot of the same people were going. I think after this meet is over, I might get a sudden rush of post meet depression and pony up for MoS' meet as well

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also i love how the OP of this thread makes it look like this meet is hosted by the ICP

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TICKETS BOOKED. SHIT YEAH. 'MURICA.

Mind you, this meet is already ruined by the fact that we can't say "Oman comin'".

Who needs Oman. He's just a small cuntry in the middle east.

And yes I realize I spelled it like Quagmire would have...

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Damn that's a lot of cards, CDB.

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Anybody want to play 98-card pickup?

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can BBmolla and I share a bed or something?

serious question

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/in

will book tickets tomorrow or Tuesday once I make sure I can get the time off

FUCK to the YES

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I am too, booking flight today most likely.

^

Can't wait for the 31 player vengeful.

YES.

Can't wait for the 31 player vengeful.

Can't wait to bus the Godfather day 1

HA. this was so lame

We didn't even know who was scum because singer only gave us like 2 seconds to look at our SEVEN scumbuddies or w/e it was

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oh, you





booked a couple hours ago

excited as fuck

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OP needs to be updated Matt

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I was talking to BBmolla yesterday on Skype and I think we both pissed ourselves

lol

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Worth watching?

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if you/Oliver/kuribo/somebody who's driving can come pick me up from my house Matt (assuming you have transport), I can bring like, 5 sleeping bags?

do you have a double wide

Spoiler:

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P.S. for those who weren't aware I live, practically up the street from Mr. P

oshit sure wanna come now and help me study for statistics ;;;)))))))))):PPPP)P:)

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easy there dr. feelbutts

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No one ever wants to add me on Skype.

Makes me a sad Panda.

Sigh.

What the hell is your skype name, boi

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[UberNinja]

are these double entendres or... ?

[UberNinja]

Also is it just me or does Skype now crash Windows 7's explorer.exe?

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Fuck.

Meanwhile, look at this article I found on geek.com
http://www.geek.com/news/invisible-umbr ... s-1530445/

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It works fine on my Mac... I think it's just because Microsoft is trying to integrate Skype into Windows too much.

Damn you, Microsoft...

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reck.radio is my skypename

yeah and you never answer shit

gtfo

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I used to hate on macs but now my work laptop is a macbook. Once you get over the shitty file browser user interface, having a unix shell built in is so hot.

*Sent using curl from my bash terminal.

This...

aaaand...

Macs are really easy to use, they're just retardedly overpriced for what they do.

This.


Solution:

Work at Apple.

Sup bitches.

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ERMAHGERD HAPPEH SCUMDAY MAESTRO

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/out

Sorry

wat

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I also think the lack of anonymity will bring out kindness in people. When it's a faceless name from the internet it's easier to hate.

Also this. Literally everyone I've met on the Internet has been more pleasant/tolerable/likeable than their forum personality.

Same here, with very few exceptions.

I'm gonna come dressed as Shaft and stare at kuribo with my arms folded.

LOL wtf

Richard Roundtree or Sammy J?

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Also, I just talked to DGB thru ESP just now, and

yes

, she is coming.
Any reasons she had for not coming before, are now resolved entirely.

[UberNinja]

Also, I just talked to DGB thru ESP just now, and

yes

, she is coming.
Any reasons she had for not coming before, are now resolved entirely.

Damn you, UN. I was so excited until I saw the "ESP" part.

Sry, Education Service Provider. We tutor together on the same website

We just call it ESP cause thats shorter.