The NHL 2015-16 Thread! (fantasy hockey anyone?)
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Probably going to a few Rangers games this year.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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I started watching hockey about a week into the season last year.
I'm gonna take a pass on fantasy this year.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Fucking Rangers season feels like it's slipping away. -_____-
19 games left, but the last few games have felt pretty awful for us.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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I had a severe misunderstanding about the playoff and which teams got in/didn't make the cut.In post 89, Rhinox wrote:Rangers will be fine. Still sitting in the 3rd playoff spot in the weakest division, 6-3-1 in your last 10... pretty good chances they'll be in the playoffs.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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I just love how Chara is laughing and smiling the whole time.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Isn't that what Toronto does to their fans' hearts every season?Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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#FraudGirouxSki mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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The 2014 Sharks become the 5th team out of 315 teams in the MLB, NHL or NBA to take a 3-0 series lead in a Best of 7 and then lose the series, joining the 1942 Detroit Red Wings, the 1975 Pittsburgh Penguins, the 2004 Yankees, and the 2010 Boston Bruins.
Don't ask me why I know these things.Last edited by AGar on Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Whoops >_>In post 163, Feirei wrote:It was the 2010 Boston Bruins, AGar.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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SUCK IT PITTSBURGH.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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I'm going to need to figure out how to incorporate Fraud into P.K. Subban when we stomp the Canadiens and I need a new hashtag.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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RAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEERS.
I was at Reck's for M&M during the game, and after the podcast I spent a solid 20 minutes just nervously spam-refreshing the ESPN app on my phone following the game.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Oh, and I got one.
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Fuck.
I would've much rather had the Hawks than the Kings.
Hopefully we can make a good series out of it.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Preparing for a very tense, low-scoring series. My stress levels are going to go through the roof over the next two weeks. Playing against Gaborik hurts, though. Dude got me into hockey and now I have to root against him.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Apparently tackling the goalie is totes cool.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Eh they showed the replay a fuckton of times during the intermission before OT. Case could be made McDonagh pushed him into Lundqvist so I can get the no-call. I was pissed at the time but it's definitely not this clear call that I was pissed about earlier.In post 189, Feirei wrote:I turned the game off after that goal. Clearly there's bias towards the Kings.
OT hockey is god damned stress.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Yeah that was a tough one to swallow.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Well that game..
My god that game.
I'm working during Game 5 which fuckin' sucks.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Absolutely. We definitely got puck luck on our side this game, but I'll take it.
A dubya's a dubya.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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I can't even be mad, honestly. It sucks to lose the series, but Hank was an absolute beast. We took them to OT 3 out of 4 losses. Two double OTs. Already looking forward to next year. Definitely going to be going to both Carolina-Rangers games here in Raleigh next year.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey.
I am interested in the fantaseez this year.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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So unless we draft tomorrow I'll probably be at work during the draft and shit.
So we should not expect me to be around and stuff.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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I have no idea what I'm doing in fantasy but 3-0-0 WHAT UPSki mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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In post 294, Feirei wrote:Meanwhile the Rangers are just stepping all over the Caps tonight...there might be a Game 7 this round.
Too soon, bruh. Too soon.
But seriously, this fucking team. >_>Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Nothing like 11 straight 1-goal games to start the postseason...Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Hockey? Hockey!Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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They'll still get bounced in the playoffs. Don't matter.
Fuck the Habs.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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If anyone wants to do a bracket challenge, I created a group on NHL's website. Name is MafiaScum.net and PW is tigers.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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Rhinox with the Sharks pick..
That's a bold strategy Cotton.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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We've seen this script before from the Sharks.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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I mean, it's still the Sharks. It's like the Caps - they always find a way to throw it.Ski mask? Check! Sawed off? Check! Guilty conscience, fear of death? Check! Check! Check!
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