Weird Al Mafiavich

[Ether]

Somewhere I realized I was too far gone
I was caught dancing between your votes
Which would never be withdrawn

Perhaps we'll all get along in the Ludd of tomorrow
I had drugs, I had arms and a manwhore to borrow
We were all dearest friends 'till the RNG
But being town's no guarantee

As I got to see

Something that I always knew
You want a villain to take the blame
But in a pinch, fair's fair, I'll do

Looking back at my first game as scum, it surprised me
Posted every four days, and that was what disguised me
So I guess I've improved since 259
While I still have stuff to refine,

It's a pleasant sign

I very much hope that my meta's still intact
When you see me play as town
Your gut should tell you that it's not an act

Guess my feet won't stay on the ground too much longer
It's my first lynch in years, but I feel a little stronger
Had replacements to swing as I skipped away
But I'll accept this one today

Please don't win, okay?

The original is from

Kiki's Delivery Service

. I feel bad stealing the tune from somewhere else, though. I've been a lazy Lyrical Rampage.

[Ether]

I joined a game
Where the town is lynched as fodder
Guns, groups and guile
We gonna end it in a slaughter

Holding back the truth
Chilling in our private topics
The town lose their necks
But they can only hope the cop picks
On us

You could read every word
You'll never come close
To that perfect post
Once you meddle with us
You'll be dying Night One
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're unforgivable
First night, shooting straight at your doc
Blend in with the mob
'Til we're unstoppable
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're irredeemable
Teams, tricks, tact to get to the top
Hide your true intent
To string the townies up
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

Who do we keep
We don't mind bussing if we have to
But sooooooooolo or sweep
The win is ours and we will push it through

You could read every word
You'll never come close
To that perfect post
Once you meddle with us
You'll be dying Night One
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're unforgivable
First night, shooting straight at your doc
Blend in with the mob
'Til we're unstoppable
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're irredeemable
Teams, tricks, tact to get to the top
Hide your true intent
To string the townies up
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

---

This seemed like a good time for unholy thread necromancy.

I don't have a Snoop Dogg verse. But if any male 'Scummers are feeling brave, I could be persuaded.

I feel bad stealing the tune from somewhere else, though. I've been a lazy Lyrical Rampage.

Ahahahaha. Oh, 2009!Ether. You were so pure and sweet.

[Ether]

Also, if anyone hasn't seen this yet:

Today is gonna be the day
That they wanna throw it back to you
By now, you should have somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

Backbeat, you're feeling your defeat
And the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But their victory is still in doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
There's so much dirt to keep the town from finding
There are many things that
I would like to say to you
But I don't know how...

But maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I can't let you fall

Tomorrow's yet another day
That they're keeping up the search for you
By now, you should have somehow
Realized we can still pull through
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

And all the roads that lead you there are winding
There's other saps, the town just needs reminding
There are many things that
I would like to say to you
But I don't know how...

Because maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I can't let you fall

I said maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I won't let you fall

I said maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
We'll make it to the endgame safely
We'll make it to the endgame safely

That's for Wonderwall, although honestly I think Wonderwall already sounds like it's about a traitor even without tweaking it.

Also also, my mini normal recently concluded, and that's got a ton of material too. (Although most of it is in single choruses and verses instead of full songs. I should still write the finale. That damn plug.dj community has drained me of all the musical energy I'd otherwise be spending listening to the same song on loop until it's been turned into filk.)

I don't know the tune for plotinus' song but I wound up hearing "ponponpon" In my head

Please sing this. I am begging you here.

[Ether]

We can fix this. I will tap you with the microphone in my avatar, it's basically a fairy wand anyway.

Also, Yosarian's parody is pretty great, and much better than the original. (Which, admittedly, isn't saying much.)

[Ether]

I expanded the bit in my signature. (It's Drumming Song by Florence + The Machine.)

I really hate being scum, guys. This isn't even the only "I hate being scum" song parody I was working on today.

EDIT: minor changes.

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There's an endless loop inside my head
That runs when you're around
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN
There's an endless loop inside my head
That never quiets down
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN

Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell

I typed for an hour
When I fell behind
I hoped my play
Would still come off fine
Some newbies thought it seemed sincere
But my role's still out there, loud and clear

Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell
Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell
Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell

As I watch my team
It feels so obvious, I want to scream
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder

I run to your wagon and hop right on
I pray that my terror will end when you're gone
But as the vote escapes my mouth
The town's already clearing out
But as the vote escapes my mouth
The town's already clearing out
I'll swallow those words 'til they swallow me whole
And there's nothing left except my role
I'm empty, hopeless, blatant scum
And we're only on Day 1

As I move my vote
Towards your wagon, town is taking note
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder

There's an endless loop inside my head
That runs when you're around
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN
There's an endless loop inside my head
That runs when you're around
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN

Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell
Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell

As I move my vote
Towards your wagon, town is taking note
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
It fills the thread up and gets louder and

LOUDER

[Ether]

I did a chorus back in Mafiosi Revolution. Here's the expanded cut.

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I've been a mess since we played
I've been annoyed every day
Won't try to shrug off the blame
I miss the lies and the pain
The fights that drown out the game-ame-ame
I'm telling you

I miss the bad things, the way you flame me
I miss the screaming you think's gonna sway me
Miss the quotewalls
Where my eyes bleed
I miss the slapfights
No one wants to read
I liked your godawful case
And the votes it put on me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

I sigh but I just can't sink it
I'd rather rage than rethink it
This game's not healthy or fun
But keep on calling me scum
Can't wait to spar in the next theme

I miss the bad things, the way you flame me
I miss the screaming you think's gonna sway me
Miss the quotewalls
Where my eyes bleed
I miss the slapfights
No one wants to read
I liked your godawful case
And the votes it put on me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

Just know that I'll make you hurt
(I miss your hyped up proof from an acid dream)
When you say it's all I deserve
(I'd rather fight all night than find the scumteam)
I hate that feeling inside
The mods were both horrified
But when we're at our worst...
I miss our TvT

I miss the bad things, the way you flame me
I miss the screaming you think's gonna sway me
I miss the loud threats
Leaves me a mess
I miss the feeling too strong to reassess
Miss the quotewalls
Where my eyes bleed
I miss the slapfights
No one wants to read
I liked your godawful case
And the votes it put on me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

I don't miss you, I miss our TvT