Weird Al Mafiavich

[Mastin]

This spot reserved for
The Sound of Lynching (by: Mastin the Mafia)--parody of The Sound of Silence, by Simon and Garfunkel. I've got all the lyrics already planned out. (Hello townie my old friend...I've come to kill with you again... )

[Mr. Flay]

"I'm sending an FOS to the world"?
Gotta do that song sometime. Message in a bottle by....sting?

The Police, actually, but good idea.

I don't have anything to add yet, but this is hilarious.

[Ether]

I joined a game
Where the town is lynched as fodder
Guns, groups and guile
We gonna end it in a slaughter

Holding back the truth
Chilling in our private topics
The town lose their necks
But they can only hope the cop picks
On us

You could read every word
You'll never come close
To that perfect post
Once you meddle with us
You'll be dying Night One
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're unforgivable
First night, shooting straight at your doc
Blend in with the mob
'Til we're unstoppable
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're irredeemable
Teams, tricks, tact to get to the top
Hide your true intent
To string the townies up
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

Who do we keep
We don't mind bussing if we have to
But sooooooooolo or sweep
The win is ours and we will push it through

You could read every word
You'll never come close
To that perfect post
Once you meddle with us
You'll be dying Night One
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're unforgivable
First night, shooting straight at your doc
Blend in with the mob
'Til we're unstoppable
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

Mafiosa girls
We're irredeemable
Teams, tricks, tact to get to the top
Hide your true intent
To string the townies up
Ohh oh ohh oh
Ohh oh ohh oh

---

This seemed like a good time for unholy thread necromancy.

I don't have a Snoop Dogg verse. But if any male 'Scummers are feeling brave, I could be persuaded.

I feel bad stealing the tune from somewhere else, though. I've been a lazy Lyrical Rampage.

Ahahahaha. Oh, 2009!Ether. You were so pure and sweet.

[Plotinus]

What is this ISO all about
can’t figure any stances out
How do the thoughts in it go
I wish you’d tell me I dunno
dunno dunno dunno oh no
dunno dunno, dunno

now you’re mumblin’ and you’re screaming’
and we don’t know what you’re typing
crank the caps lock, eyes are bleeding
I still don’t know what you’re saying
you’re so loud and incoherent
boy this oughta bug your buddies
yeah

It’s unintelligible
I just can’t get it through my skull
It’s hard to blargle dawdle zouss
With all these marbles in my mouth
dunno dunno dunno oh no
dunno dunno dunno

Well you don’t sound like a townie
Here you are now, Mr Scummie
Write distinctly! I can’t read this!
someone sheep me, I’m Plotinus
A scummer from eastern Europe
well it sure beats eating turnips
yeah

And I forgot the next part
Oh well, I guess it pays to restart
The train of thought’s so hard to find
What is this post, oh nevermind
dunno dunno dunno oh no
dunno dunno dunno

Well we're yelling and we're playing
but i don’t know what you’re saying
what’s the message, you’re conveying?
can you tell me what you’re saying?
so have you got some idea?
didn’t think so — well I’ll see ya
sayonara, sayonara
yadda yadda
yadda yadda

[MonkeyMan576]

Here is my "Hitler plays Mafia" Downfall parody video, somewhat related.

[Glork]

(To the tune of "Traffic Lights" by Monty Python)

I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I'd even lynch your mum

I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
But only when you're scum

He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
He'd even lynch your mum

He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
But only when you're scum

I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
For that I'm always down

I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
But not when you are town

He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
For that he's always down

He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
He likes lynching you
But not when you are town

I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I feel like such a smarty

I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I like lynching you
I.... Oh god

[vonflare]

To the tune of 'we are the champions':

...
They result in modkills
And crushing noobs

It's not even a challenge, cause when I use them I never loose!

(and it goes ON and ON and ON and ON)

Truuuuust tells are OP, my friends!
'Cause theeeeey boost your win-rate
But they're bad.

Trust tells are OP
Trust tells are OP

No time for meta, 'cause trust tells are OP
they're ....not allowed.

[Elbirn]

Ether killed me with that California girls one

I don't know the tune for plotinus' song but I wound up hearing "ponponpon" In my head

[Plotinus]

it’s smells like nirvana by weird al yankovic. which is a parody of smells like teen spirit by nirvana.

[Ether]

Also, if anyone hasn't seen this yet:

Today is gonna be the day
That they wanna throw it back to you
By now, you should have somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

Backbeat, you're feeling your defeat
And the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But their victory is still in doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
There's so much dirt to keep the town from finding
There are many things that
I would like to say to you
But I don't know how...

But maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I can't let you fall

Tomorrow's yet another day
That they're keeping up the search for you
By now, you should have somehow
Realized we can still pull through
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now...

And all the roads that lead you there are winding
There's other saps, the town just needs reminding
There are many things that
I would like to say to you
But I don't know how...

Because maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I can't let you fall

I said maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
And after all
I won't let you fall

I said maybe
We'll make it to the endgame safely
We'll make it to the endgame safely
We'll make it to the endgame safely

That's for Wonderwall, although honestly I think Wonderwall already sounds like it's about a traitor even without tweaking it.

Also also, my mini normal recently concluded, and that's got a ton of material too. (Although most of it is in single choruses and verses instead of full songs. I should still write the finale. That damn plug.dj community has drained me of all the musical energy I'd otherwise be spending listening to the same song on loop until it's been turned into filk.)

I don't know the tune for plotinus' song but I wound up hearing "ponponpon" In my head

Please sing this. I am begging you here.

[Yosarian2]

Happy by Pharrell

It might seem crazy what I'm about to do
I'll claim cop, doc, and then vig too
I'll vote the masons right after the claim
I'll vote myself, and demand the same

'Cause I look scummy
Clap along if you think that I should be the lynch
'Cause I look scummy
Actually have a pro-town role, but I act like I'm the Grinch
'Cause I look scummy
Just hammered the only cop right after he tried to claim
'Cause I look scummy
Honestly I can not say what's going on in my brain

[Elbirn]

I don't know the tune for plotinus' song but I wound up hearing "ponponpon" In my head

Please sing this. I am begging you here.

But I am a text bubble not a real boy

[Ether]

We can fix this. I will tap you with the microphone in my avatar, it's basically a fairy wand anyway.

Also, Yosarian's parody is pretty great, and much better than the original. (Which, admittedly, isn't saying much.)

[Haschel Cedricson]

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies

Once there was this boy who
Voted for the player whom he was convinced was scum
But when he posted his vote
In came another player's quickhammer.
He didn't realize that the game had gone to Lylo.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Once there was this girl who
Drew the role of sane cop and Night 1 she got a guilty
But when the day had started
She chose to claim instead of breadcrumb.
There wasn't much debate over who the scum should nightkill

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Though both their play was bad
'Cause one VI was worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy who
Never posted in the thread except to dodge a prod
And when he faced some pressure
He went and tried to quote his role PM.
The mod could not explain it; the ruleset was so clear.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

[dramonic]

Animals by Maroon 5

Baby, I'm lynching you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can sense you're scum from miles
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on
Baby, I'm

So what you trying to pull on me
Not like I can stop, we're enemies
But we'll get along once I'm done lynching you
You'd like to think you're playing me
I'll break you down entirely
Cuz I get so high when I'm lynching you

Yeah, you won't roll over, wanna go free
You can fool other players I see
You can pretend that you're VT
But you can't get away from me
Maybe you think that you're safe that sound
I'll take you out, you're losing your ground
You can pretend that you're VT
But no

Baby, I'm lynching you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can sense you're scum from miles
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on
Baby, I'm

So if you bluff it's not enough
You're still on my 'dar forever caught
So you can do what you wanna do
All of your lies, they eat 'em up
But can't ignore the paragon
I come alive while I'm lynching you

Yeah, you won't roll over, wanna go free
You can fool other players I see
You can pretend that you're VT
But you can't get away from me
Maybe you think that you're safe that sound
I'll take you out, you're losing your ground
You can pretend that you're VT
But no

Baby, I'm lynching you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell you're scum from miles
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on
Baby, I'm

Don't tell no lie-lie-lie-lie
You can't deny-ny-ny-ny
You're scum inside-side-side-side
Yeah, yeah, yeah

No, please, don't lie-lie-lie-lie
You can't deny-ny-ny-ny
You're scum inside-side-side-side
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yo...
Whoa...
Whoa...
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on
Cuz I'm paragon (yeah...), paragon (yeah...), I'm parago-on (yeah...)
Ow

Baby, I'm lynching you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell you're scum from miles
Cuz I'm paragon, paragon, I'm parago-on
Baby, I'm

Don't tell no lie-lie-lie-lie
You can't deny-ny-ny-ny
You're scum inside-side-side-side
Yeah, yeah, yeah

No, please, don't lie-lie-lie-lie
You can't deny-ny-ny-ny
You're scum inside-side-side-side
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[imaginality]

Endgamed Townies (Put a Noose On Me) - Grassy Knolls

All the endgamed townies (All the endgamed townies)
All the endgamed townies (All the endgamed townies)
All the endgamed townies (All the endgamed townies)
All the endgamed townies
Now put your hands up

[Verse 1]
Up in the game, we just had a massclaim
I gave you my own little lie
You doubted my schtick but now you wanna switch
Cause a known scum's voted me
I'm bussing him, he bussing me
Don't pay him any attention
I've slipped under your gaze, for three good days
Ya can't be mad at me

[Chorus:]
Cause if you FOSsed me then you should have put a noose on me
If you FOSsed me then you should have put a noose on me
Don't be mad once you see I'm the enemy
If you FOSsed me then you should have put a noose on me

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I shot the cop with my gun, then bussed other scum
Plotting nightly in my scumchat thread
Acting like town but stirring doubts around
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay me any attention
Cause you made a mislynch
And you're now feeling the pinch
You really fucked up to miss me

[Chorus]

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

[Bridge]
Don't read into me with your complex theories
I'm not that smart a scum
Your doubt is what I prefer, no need to defer
If you wanna vote town then vote town
And deliver me to a destiny, to lylo and beyond

Tie me up with your rope
Say I'm the one you want
If you don't, you'll be the dope
Who's outnumbered by scum

All the endgamed townies (All the endgamed townies)
All the endgamed townies (All the endgamed townies)
All the endgamed townies (All the endgamed townies)
All the endgamed townies
Now put your hands up

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

[Chorus x2]

Wuh uh oh

[The Show Must Go On]

I posted this in a newbie game before I voted Singer for context.

Look at this post. Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my posting's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm a scummer a scummer who has everything
Look at this trove, lynches untold.
How many scum can one newbie game hold.
Looking around here you think, sure I've got everything
I've got lurkers and wafflers a plenty.
I've got fluffers and tunnelers galore.
You want stacks? I got twenty.
But who cares
no big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the scumhunters are.
I wanna see, wanna see em lynching
Posting around on those, whaddaya call 'em, oh, walls.
Making my posts I don't get too far
Cred is required for pressuring, voting,
Posting around on a, what's that word again?, wagon..
Up where they post
Up where they lynch
Up where they stay all day on the forums
Wandering free, wish I could be part of their world

[Majiffy]

Here is my "Hitler plays Mafia" Downfall parody video, somewhat related.

I was really hoping for more Kuribo from this performance.

[Majiffy]

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

[vonflare]

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

accurate

[Elbirn]

Oh wow

Did kuribo really play like that because I missed something special by never getting to play with him

Also I don't understand why doc claiming there is bad, should I retire?

[Majiffy]

That video is definitely somewhere between how I play and how Kuribo plays and with some of the language softened a bit.

And because the doc didn't need to claim, the person he cleared was already cop-cleared and therefore all he did was reveal himself to scum.

[vonflare]

Oh wow

Did kuribo really play like that because I missed something special by never getting to play with him

I played with kuribo once

*shudders*

here is some of his posts:

http://goo.gl/fZwyUS

[Majiffy]

One time Kuribo and I played together.

He got blackout drunk and wrote "Fuck Majiffy" in all caps on the back of his hand.

[Elbirn]

That video is definitely somewhere between how I play and how Kuribo plays and with some of the language softened a bit.

And because the doc didn't need to claim, the person he cleared was already cop-cleared and therefore all he did was reveal himself to scum.

But it's mylo

Idk I imagined it was a 4 player mylo because 4 people in the room and reducing the game to a 1v1 seemed a good idea